Your finger fucking a rifle at your favorite lgs. You feel someone

You need more training

draw forth a beretta M1935 as my CCW, it'll cause him to meltdown

>>32788058
i'd probably just walk away, i don't like trannies.

Make a loud noise at him, hope he jumps into a ditch and hides.

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>>32788058
Lead him back to the ditch so he can return to his natural habitat

>>32788058
wrong type of tranny

>>32788085
More like a Makarov. He would go full autist and start shitting his pants.

>>32788084
Lets compare portfolios

>>32788058
Yell "Ditch Bitch" and crab walk out of there.

>>32788106
Do you think he sees a standard transmission and has a panic attack?

>>32788138
He dares you to take one of his classes

>call police
>positive ID from everyone in the gun shop and security video evidence
>at minimum it's a sexual misconduct charge, and at max a sexual assault charge
>a warrant goes out for his arrest identifying him as armed and dangerous based on his dumbass rant video about how he'll kill anyone who tries to take his guns
>mfw they arrest Buck Angel by mistake

>>32788106
>No mini Russian gf to keep in your pocket

>>32788058
Shoot him with my 1911

Knee to the cunt.

>>32788058
Wonder how he got here with his car stalled

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>>32788098

He's a manlet and my knee would break his nose.

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>>32788097

>>32788058
Ask him if he cries knowing Reid's business is more successful than his ever was.

Not my type of cuntboy.

>>32788058
grab him by the pussy

>>32788084
B...but I already know how to drive manual

>>32788594

>You are fatally injured by shrapnel when you squeeze the trigger and your 1911 detonates in your hand because it is mass produced garbage and wasn't meticulously handcrafted by a master Dwarven gunsmith who lives under a mountain and who JMB personally passed his secrets to

t. yeager

>>32788058
Hide in a ditch.

Unzip pants, drop underwear.


Dont start something your not going to finish

Punch her in the mouth.

>>32788106
That trigger is backwards

>>32788058

Nothing. You're clearly poor and have no standing in society. Real men can finger fuck their favorite rifle in the comfort of their own home.

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>>32788197
> I DARE you to give me shecklez Goym!

>>32788058

Get close and finger her vagina

>>32788058

call him a coward and let him break my back

>>32788121

I carry a P64. Let's see him melt down

>>32788058
Pelt him with stickshift handles and yell "ditch! ditch! ditch!" at him until he flees in terror.

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>>32788058

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>>32788058

Hide in a ditch.

>>32788058
Stab him in the neck and drink his blood

>>32791492
top kek

>>32788058
Call the cops and sue him for sexual assault.

>>32788058
>B-buck angel senpai?!

>>32788058
fuck that bitch right in the damn pussy