You just received word that these guys are two blocks away from your home and are coming to kill you. Wat do?
>>32779365
Start baking cookies. I'm having guests over, there needs to be snacks.
>>32779365
leave out a tray of cupcakes as a distraction and walk out the back door.
Walking at a brisk pace, I'll easily be able to out run them considering they're wearing 40+lbs of gear all look they consider going into Burger King instead of using the drive-thru as a workout.
>>32779365
Drive away?
>>32779365
dress up like them and sneak around to the back of the line and breach my own house
>>32779492
>>32779492
>>32779365
Change the numbers on my house.
Hide in a boat
tomorrows garbage day, fill bin with tannerite
>>32779365
teleport behind htem and pull a pic related
>>32779365
Well considering I'm in the country and 2 "blocks" away is about 2 miles I have about 15 minutes to get my guns and hope in my car and go hide in the hills.. I'll be fine
>>32779365
Go open the valves on the anhydrous truck and watch them run like pansies.
>>32779492
>>32779365
Gear up
>pc
>ar pdw slinged
>belt
>long large coat to hide everything
>sunglasses
>go for a walk for two blocks
>go into café to avoid patrols
>ask for a goyave juice
>they don't have it
>then ask for a coffee, black, no sugar
>drink coffee
>get out of café
>walk quietly to nearest cockroaches nest
>proceed to become the punisher
>>32779365
>grab glawck and my five extra mags
>get in car
>????
>profit
>>32779365
I'll put some coffee on for them..
>>32779365
die of shock from having to interact with another living human being
Hang dragon didlos and start lubing up
>>32779365
That black guy in the back looks a tad worried. Perhaps he knows he'll be the first to die?
Well I'm on a natural gas tanker a few hundred miles off the coast of Panama at the moment so they're gonna be pretty disappointed.
m67 i found disassembled that reassembled when placed in box
>>32782773
SHHHHHEEEEEIIIIITT they told me i wouldnt eva work my hood
say "I PAID MY PARKING TICKET" to confuse them long enough for me to get the MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER ,
YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>32779365
Is a block a standard unit of measure or is it the space between two cross streets?
>>32779391
Underrated kek
>>32779365
>>32779365
WE DA POLIS NOW
>>32779365
>2 blocks
Puts on jeans,warm shirt, hoodie, parka.
Grabs wallets and keys, walks away.
>>32779365
Why are they all Fat?
>>32784560
cause they're american cops? ever seen one in real life?
>>32782759
This
>>32780417
Ricky pls
Prepare mind and body to take facial shots only because helmets and body armor. Set glorious charges. Leave through basement and proceed to rapidly set up a nest on their flank.
They didn't even know what hit'em.
>>32779365
Get shotgun out of the safe
reach into drawer full of ammo reloads
Take out shotshells with "cum" labeled on it
Melon labia, cunts.
>>32779727
>*Thank You Mario and Luigi, But Our Princess is in Another Castle*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmCIHRzp7LU
>>32779365
looks like /k/
>>32779365
Release 100 dogs
The can't kill me if they're to busy killing the doggos
>>32782759
YOUR MOVE MR LAW MAN!!!!!!
>>32779492
fucking kek holy shit
>>32784690
Cops in my town are all very fit.
They are around 6ft 200lbs.
Hate to have them invade my house and shoot my dog.
>>32785490
You will only understand this one if you're a Spicfag, salutations anon. Well done.
>>32779365
Nothing. I'm done for.
>>32785804
i only now one cop in my town that i know would chase my ass down on foot, dude ran a legit 4.4 40 yard dash in college, told me story how he chased a dude down baton in hand and with one swipe broke the guys femur. he also somehow has a g36 as his squad car rifle. all the other cops I've seen are tubby and pale
>>32779391
FPBP
>>32779492
LOl
>>32779365
Roof dildos and olive oil