I fucking love nunchaku. Who else loves nunchaku? Ask

>>32754681
Do you become more dangerous when you hold a baby, are near a ladder, and/or don't want trabble?

>>32754692
A nunchaku master is not dangerous

>>32754681
https://youtu.be/t7FLkRrbDHA

They're illegal to own.

>>32754681

What's your favorite hand food?

The only use a nunchaku master has is work at a carnival.

>Really wanted Nunchucks when I was 13
>Mom said no way

In retrospect nothing good would have come from those nunchucks. Sometimes moms are right.

Why haven't you moved up to gunchaku?

>>32755573

They make training nunchuks, out of lightweight plastic with foam padding around the sticks; they're basically nerf toys. I had some, and your mom is a real dick for not letting you have some, too, because those things were fucking fun

>>32755573
LOL

>>32755573
>insert greentext of guy who's mom used his ninja turtle nunchucks as a dildo

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>>32755590
Truly, the stupidest of all weapons.

>>32756029
Not even the stupidest weapon in RWBY tbdesu.
Also I want to lick Neo's strawberry and put my dick in her chocolate.

this you OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0xM1z8PddI

>>32756137
>not wanting to fuck Ruby, who would probably suck your dick if you let her look at your Mauser

>>32756183
Ruby was my #1 before Neo came along. Yang is also good.

Who certified you for your master's certificate?

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>>32754681
What about this?

>>32754681
I love nunchucks.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

A master returns

>>32755157
Shrimp
>>32755169
Not true, I earn 70k
>>32755573
You missed out on something beautiful, my condolences...but, it's never too late!
>>32755590
Guns are illegal here
>>32755615
Octagonal red oak with cord is the true way
>>32756157
I am better than that
>>32756634
The wind, the trees, the earth, the great circle. I was not taught in a dojo!
>>32756667
Try wrist rolling those
>>32758926
Another enlightened one
>>32758936
Married with a kid