>/k/ommandos prep for a SHTF scenario >stock up in guns,

>spaghetti hits the floor
>set up lawn chair on roof and slot floppies with my AR10
>/fit/izens go down just as easily as Walmartians on their rascal scooters
>none shall reach my supply cache
>this plan works just as well if I literally don't have legs

>>32738078
Did you know that with less than 5% body fat you can damage your heart?

>>32738097
Did you know that you're a faggot?

Buying things of Amazon takes far far less effort than running around a few blocks.

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>>32738078
What does it matter if I'm not fit, I won't be the first to go because bullets kill everyone equally

>>32738094
>set up lawn chair on roof and slot floppies with my AR10
>setting up in the most obvious spot with no escape
>implying fit operators wont crawl in a bush and scan all rooftops/perched locations with binoculars before they slither through an area

>>32738078
>not /fit/
How will being a ginormous faggot help me in any way during SHTF?

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>>32738185
>fitfags hide in bushes like faggots
>they die if they enter my territory
>proceed to enjoy my cache of tendies unmolested

>>32738078
>Not carrying around a week's worth of rations constantly, wherever you are
>Not having built-in insulation to keep you warm
>Not having a built in shock absorber behind your plate carrier
What are you, some kind of faget?
>t. Skellington

>>32738185
>implying I don't have a roof that almost makes a U so it guards most flanks
>implying there's bushes, the cows keep them down

I'm not fat but yee haw motherfucker.

>>32738232
>skellington
>ton

Confirmed for fat, all of the years of skinny skelly were a sham!!