2017 Winter NuggetFest: Texas

>>32710538
First shitpost.

Like old times.

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>>32710570
Second
Yep, good times

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>>32710648
>this kills the crab

On a related note, an unanswered question.
>>32710261
>>32710318
If we find them, are we allowed to shoot and cook them?

>>32710538
Awww yiss. In case you didn't see my reply right after the thread-before-last went past bump limit; yes R and I are definitely coming barring some unforseen turn of events. We're both super stoked for more of BD's excellent cuisine lol.

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Hey cunts
So I'm not sure on the tannerite on a boat thing, I don't want algae to explode in the lake
if someone can find out if this won't happen it's go time
>>32710685
I said yes

>>32710816
Looking forward to seeing you guys again.

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>>32710819

>>32710855
Feeling's mutual bud. Same goes for everyone else.

>>32710900
The only threads I trip in and I forgot it. Fuck sakes.

>>32710819
Setting off many pounds of tannerite in a pond that size carries no threat of a bloom. Have fun sinking the Bismark.
>t. Chemist and all around smart fucker.

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>>32710933

>>32710923
You had one job you fucking hillbilly! LMAO

>>32710996
Something something...pot calling the kettle black.

>>32711022
Shaddap jackass

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>>32711022
checked

>>32711022
Something-something no hills in Kansas lel.

Anyone bringing anything especially cool? I'm gonna bring my Type 99, Luger and wood-stocked AR again but those are probably the coolest funs I own sadly.

Hey guys, if you're a city boy with a purty mouth or just don't know any better, the ground is a heat sink. Your body has to burn calories to keep you warm because the ground underneath you is absorbing all of your body heat. This is why if you go to sleep on bare earth you wake up more tired than before. It can also make you sick as shit and is pretty much guaranteed to cause hypothermia. Bring an old comforter, air mattress, or military surplus foam puss pad to keep you off the ground during sleepytime so you can wake up fresh, rested, and cheerful.

It also helps to share body heat, just saying. :^)

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>>32710933
good, I'm going off your word, some science proofs could be better but I can't find anything on the matter
Does anyone know the effects of tannerite on a fish population?

>>32711090
BD isn't from Kansas.

Also, if you're driving down from wherever the fuck you are in that drumstick of a state, bring a bottle of honest-to-god shine.

This goes for you, too, Dick. You aren't driving, you aren't drinking, and you still owe me my wedding gift.

>>32711193
Well l asked you already for some info on the size and depth of the pond in last thread then I saw the pic you just posted and can say for certain that tannerite will pose no risk no the health of that big ass pond.
>t. science guy with your proofs

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>>32711274
>t. science guy with your proofs
alright m8, if you say so
let it be known the boat explosives are back online

Are there usually qt traps at Nuggetfest?

>>32711204
>This goes for you, too, Dick. You aren't driving, you aren't drinking, and you still owe me my wedding gift.
>>32711204
I'll ask around again. I don't know anyone local who does shine. I can hook you up with enough notice in AZ or MO but not with a week's heads up.

Houston reporting in, I missed the last 2 threads I think because college. Very optimistic about making it, I look forward to people calling my AR an abomination.

>>32711290
A2+B2=C2

Pretty sure Tannerite is fine for the pond since the majority of AN is reduced to water vapor and nitrous oxide during the reaction. Put a little bottle of gasoline with the target and the heat from the fireball should be plenty of reduce any trace leftovers of AN into harmless byproducts.

Really the only issue is making sure the Tannerite is mixed really well so that you get a good clean reaction and not a lot of throw off. and even then the amount of AN being left behind is almost nothing.

>>32711499
Diesel makes a better boom than gasoline if you're doing homebrew mixes.

>>32711499
>>32711574
Great , here come the domesticated terrors LALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALLALALAAL

>>32711204
I know I'm just talking shit lol. Just so happens I'm bringing at least 1 mason jar full of lemony-flavored firewater. I'll see if I can find more.

>>32711601
What was that?

Halal?

>>32711601
Ah, our brother has started singing a nasheed, let us sing with him!

>>32711574
Not sure if the Tannerite will be able to ignite diesel.

>>32711611
I'll be the guy BD is hanging out with. I'll bring some of what I prefer in trade.

Y'all like PBR?

I don't trip ever but I'm social in person, talk to you guys and you'd remember me from other fests. I contribute and pick up after myself.

Should I tripfag, I feel sort of left out of the cool kids club

Creep remembers my name at least.

>>32711674

It's my favorite, please bring some.

>>32711649
Yeah I remember you and Dutchess from the 2015 MWNF. You good people famalam.

>>32711703
I only trip for these threads. I guess I can justify it for ID purposes. Whether or not you trip though; that's entirely up to you. Do what feels right.

>>32711726

Are you the blonde guy with the beard or the one I talked to about Rand Paul?

You guys would know me, I talked to you at both mwnf

I'm in haslet can somebody pick me up, Will pay for your gas the entire way, as well as $100 cash

>>32711621
>>32711645
Did someone say something, I wasn't listening,

>>32711713
I'll grab a couple cases. Do they sell Shiner Bock in a case? Bringing a bunch of six packs seems expensive and difficult.

>>32711904
Yes. Look to your local HEB.

>>32711460
You know the angle I'm solving for.

>>32711737
Blonde guy with a beard.

>>32711969

O yeah I had flektarn and a maga hat

Hey dude.

>>32712114
Oh yeah gotcha.

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Really excited for this one. Hope I can make it. Is anyone going to bring lots of steel targets/clay holders/balloons? I wish I could, but space is kind of limited. I'd really like to set up a outlaw 3 gun style competition. It would be a lot of fun. Does anyone have a range timer? If not, theres an android app that works pretty well. IDK. I'll be happy just chill with you guys around the campfire, desu. Still trying to decide if I should cosplay as Snake again or wear my modern gear.

Tannerite explosions on lakes do not cause algal blooms. I blew up 50 lbs on my pond and it was none the worse for wear

I'll bring 25 lbs of tannrite and a bunch a guns

>>32712572
OH SHIT IT'S HIM!

Looks like we've got new hires at work so I'll be able to make it. Ive got room for 1 in my truck so if youre somewhere between ND and TX maybe I can pick you up.

>tfw only BDUs at flecktarn i bought years ago
>Lost a bunch of weight from being depressed and now they're too big

I'll just be wearing some jeans and a nice button up. Are you guys going to wear the same clothes all three days or are we bringing changes of clothes?

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>>32710538
Will I get to shoot a machine gun on peyote?

>>32713113
No. There will mandatory inspections of vehicles, range bags, and camp equipment twice a day by a police officer to ensure no illegal drugs are on the property. If you do not consent to the searches you will escorted off the property by a law enforcement officer.

I'm ugly and shy and antisocial, what do I do?

>>32712665
so... 50 pounds huh?
you have that up on youtube?

Can I make my own fire and harvest local wood and cook food on the fire or is that forbidden and only allowed for certain people there?

>>32713392
No, just on my iPad. I've blown up 36lbs previously and honestly the difference in boom is not much

>>32713368
Show up and don't be a dick. You can be as quiet and shy as you need to be.

>>32713406
Probably hard to get 50pounds mixed well. the better the mix the bigger the boom.

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>>32711925
Not that guy but,
>Tfw no HEB in Northern US

>>32713235
You forgot the cavity searches

>>32711601
>>32711645
>Not sure if the Tannerite will be able to ignite diesel.
Ammonium nitrate + diesel = SOP in mines.

>>32711674
Yes, but you can get PBR anywhere. The one thing I like about Texas is lone star beer. Fuck, just realized I won't be able to drink. . .

>>32711703
>Creep remembers my name at least.
Creep is a sweetheart, he remembers everyone. I started tripping initially to coordinate rides and then meeting up with friends I'd made. It's totally up to you. It is nice to know who you're talking to with some handle or another.

>>32712572
Hope you can make it too dude. I have a case of clays and an app on my phone for a timer.

>>32713038
>Are you guys going to wear the same clothes all three days or are we bringing changes of clothes?
You're a grown assed adult, make your own decisions. Are you ok with wearing the same clothes three days straight? Have you done it before? A decent amount of people bring changes of clothes and baby wipes to get the ball funk off.

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>>32714026
>baby wipes
Theres a fucking pond, if you actually think I will not be swimming in that mofo you have another think coming.

>>32714041
It's February man.

Granted, it could very well be 80+F and sunny during the day. Still, out of principal I refuse to swim until it's at least May.

>>32713398
You'll need to get clearance from the fire chief on site. He's a bit of a hard ass so you might get denied. You can only collect wood if the forest department worker approved your request 2 calendar months in advance so I you haven't gotten that form in it's a no. Additionally the chief of police must okay your permit for a fire so even if the first two two agree he can still deny you depending on a variety of factors.

>>32714041
>>32714125
Creep will give him hugs and cuddles to warm him up.

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>>32714125
I grew up in Vermont, so anything over 60 degrees is basically a hottub to me.

Also, it's going to be more of a nighttime thing, I don't want to flash a bunch of /k/ommandos

Although if you see moonlight reflecting off the pasty white skin of my nubile form as I run from the campsite towards the sweet sweet water, that ones on you, go to sleep.

skinwalker going to get you while you swim

What's cell signal like in the area? Will I be able to shit post around the fire or is it a dead zone?

>>32714411
I could bring my totally not illegal repeater if the need to shitpost arises.

If you see the FCC coming just hang clothes off the Yagi and pretend it's a drying rack, works every time.

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>>32713465
Define "northern" U.S.
Because shiner is essentially a Texan export.

>>32714026
You may not be able to drink, but there's nothing saying that you can't bring back a pack or so in your trunk.

>>32714261
>not wanting to flash a bunch of kommandos
Nigger, do you know where you are right now?
Pic mildly related

>>32710538
Nice image. Where'd you get it?

Just wanted to let you guys know that when I saw this thread while scrolling through the catalog that I misread it as Winter Niggerfest.

>>32712572
i literally just bought a timer, gotchu my man
maybe one of us can break mickuleks new record.

>>32714582
I'd have sworn >>32714261 was you.

>bring back a pack or so in your trunk.
Our something like three cases.

>>32714605
>Winter Niggerfest
Wait, you mean it isn't niggerfest?! Fuck this shit. I'm staying home.

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>>32714924
Uh...nope.

>>32713113
>best post in the thread

>>32713398
Yeah man.

>>32714154
Only if they're dying.

>>32714582
>Nice image. Where'd you get it?

Kommando texted it to me and suggested I use it for the OP.

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I went out and bought a helium tank at walmart today (it's only $20). So these should be fun targets to set up and shoot. The balloons it comes with are a little smaller than regular balloons too.

Plus we can shoot the helium tank when it's out of helium.

What are you guys bringing for entertainment. I suppose we'll spend a lot of time shooting and bullshitting, but what about when we're drinking and it's getting late. Anyone bringing a deck of cards or a music player? It would be really cool if an anon could bring a projector and we could watch a /k/ movie like Apocalypse Now or Full Metal Jacket. Not sure if that's a possibility or something you guys would like to do. I don't have a projector or anything but maybe someone does. We could hang up a big white sheet to use as the screen, I think that'd work pretty well.

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>>32717995
There's usually drinking, smoking, and bullshittery.

I won't say no to cards, but what are you gonna use to bet? Ammo?

>>32718027

>betting with money

What a way to find out who your friends are.

>>32718062
Fuuuuuucking this

>took maybe a hundred from a guy in a night
>he was still up like 300 overall
>WOULD NOT shut the fuck up about it
>Cmon rich boy, buy me a drink
>Cmon, mr. high roller, do this, do that
>on and on and on

Needless to say, he wasn't invited back to poker night.

>>32718027
day k is just as retarded as night k.
Only difference is the faggots at night either have no guns, or are so pathetic they may as well kill themselves with the shit guns they do have.
If you seriously think k has ANY level of camaraderie or ANY amount of helpful posts you are retarded

>>32718200
At least you were polite enough to put on the "This post is bait" sign.

>>32718027
I would enjoy betting with bullets, I think it would have a very Metro 2033 or STALKER feel to it.

Maybe we could have two tables, one with chips/money, and one with bullets. I don't really plan on bringing more than a few hundred since selling/trading guns isn't allowed at the actual site.

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>>32718285
Bring some rare surp and we can play strip poker.

>>32718311
At NuggetFest, every game is strip poker if it goes on long enough

>>32714272
i wouldn't worry about it

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>>32718340

>>32717491
i thought earth was running out of helium tho

>>32718913
I'm almost positive that canister is like 15% helium and 85% regular air. I'm sure they've determined the minimum concentration of helium to make the balloons float while saving the most money.

how would you guys feel if I brought a little weed?

>>32719170
no

>>32717491
Hell yeah man.

>>32718027
>>32718285
I actually do plan to setup a little casino tent at Arkadia Ranch using Bullets as chips.

>>32717995
There's always someone with speakers and a few guys with music players. I might download some meme music like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYd5cRlROE

>>32719170
No. Read the FAG page.
http://www.nuggetfest.com/nuggetfest-faqs.html

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>>32717995
We always talk about watching a movie but campfire faggotry time is to precious to waste watching movies when we only have two nights. >>32718200
Posting as that douche is a thirty day ban I thought like using Squid.
>>32719144
newfag
>>32719170
No one who smokes weed would even ask, they just go for a walk , Faggot.

>>32719182
>>32719213
I promise I'll share!

>>32719383
Even if there weren't a shit ton of undercover cops and ATF agents coming I still wouldn't allow it

>>32719365
Do people actually secretly smoke at these events?

>>32719403
That's a major bummer man.

>>32719170
>>32719404
Is why we have:
>>32713235

You guys thought it was a joke?

>>32719432
sorry m8, I'm held responsible if you're caught

>>32713235
u foken wot?
not on my land
I don't support drugs but people are not being searched

>>32717995
I was going to bring some nice bluetooth speakers and play some shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
and other random music of my liking.

>>32719458
timmy glandular sans trip

>>32719383
No.

>>32719403
>>32719448
Regardless, drugs are banned at NuggetFest.

>>32719458
He's trolling man.

>>32719761
this

>>32719761
But...I'm on prescription drugs.

Creep. Be reasonable.

>>32711093

>share body heat

Gay desu

>>32711776

Haslet is right next to grapevine

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Is that ugly homo tranny sa/k/uya coming this time?
>>32719404
Dope smokers gonna dope. If you can't go a few days with out getting high you have real issues.
>>32719692
Can you download these to and play them. Maybe I can be near my crush as we listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPkmozi7Zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAy_ax3UswM
>>32719734
Not Tommy, Tommy attempts to be funny and only posts under trip. This is shitty weak ass bait and /k/ took it.

>>32720008
?

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>>32713113
God dammit, Jungle. If I get one more 3-in-the-morning call from the MPs I will buttfuck your soul so hard you'll be gay by morning.
Will you manchildren keep an eye on this retard for me?

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>>32720021
!

>>32710538
is weed allowed?

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>>32720981
no!

>>32721039
>posts dank meme
gotcha dude
>wink wink

>>32721043
but srs man I can get in big trouble

>>32720981
>this question again
>not trolling
No, weed is not allowed. However, that doesn't mean we can stop anyone from bringing it. My advice to the people who would disobey Creep-senpai's lenient guidelines is to at least do it in a fashion that doesn't make it obvious you're getting blazed. It is better if you use a vaporizer, tincture or edibles rather than a joint or pipe because the smell will give you away. Better yet, do it off our lovely host's property so he doesn't get in trouble. In essence, if you're going to break the rules, don't be a retard about it.

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>>32721087
>>32721043
>>32720981
There is a 0 Tolerance policy with regard to ANYTHING illegal at NuggetFest. If it's not legal in the local, State AND Federal level, do NOT bring it. Anyone that's met me knows I'm incredibly chill and relaxed and by no means do I ever want to be a fun sponge. But there are two areas that I cannot express strongly enough that need to be adhered to.

SAFETY and COMPLIANCE TO THE LAW. Personally, I don't care about Marijuana, but until it's Federally legalized it will NEVER be allowed at NuggetFest. If someone brings it and I find out, I will shut that down without exception and they will be banned. Seriously, I know the people asking are just trolling and dicking around but I'm addressing everyone in this thread right now. DO NOT BREAK THE LAW, that is one of the single most important basic rules right up there with BE SAFE in adherence to the range and camp rules.

TL;DR Do NOT bring anything illegal to NuggetFest be it drugs, firearms or anything else prohibited in the State of Texas.

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>>32720981
Just for you buttercup

>>32721087
The crowd is really straight edge, most of us don''t even drink there. I pay attention to the anons who aren't drinking cause I don't drink and it's a mostly sober crowd. You would get sent packing real quick if you started getting stoned. People bring automatic full auto weapons and suppressors, you would be mistaken if you even people who do get high won't protect that at he meet.

>>32721175
So the rules are
>don't be a dick
>don't break the law
>don't be a dick
>have fun

Is that about right?

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>>32721520
Is 4chan swapping images from random boards again?

>>32721590
I've had problems with it only uploading the thumbnails, haven't personally experienced image swapping

>>32710538
This is now weedfest 2017

>>32721543
Yes. Also be safe.

>>32721520
>you would be mistaken if you even people who do get high won't protect that at he meet
wat.

>>32722099
i think he fucked that sentence up he means
supressors/regulated firearm shit > weed
to the people that do show up

>>32721175
is gay sex illegal in texas?

>>32722290
No ;)

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>>32722321

>head out to nuggetfest on friday
>long drive, you're already feel tired
>park, get your stuff and head towards the gunshots
>no one is looking at you, everyone is wearing kinda baggy camo shit
>put your stuff down and ears on, one of them turns around
>holy shit, she's cute
>she calls to the others, they all turn around and smile at you
>holy fuck, they're all chicks
>like 40 or 50 very attractive women
>every girl is easily a 7/10
>feel a bit out of place, get setup and start shooting
>they all have tons of cool milsurp guns, they ask if you want to shoot them
>you say yes and they hand the guns over
>the girls all have excellent form while shooting, in accuracy contest they almost always out shoot you
>it starts getting late, all head back together
>start drinking, the girls can down whiskey like a champ
>tired from the drive, head to your tent a bit early
>woken up by the sound of a group of people outside your tent
>they're whispering to each other
>'shhh you'll wake him up!' 'someone just call his name already!' 'yeah did you see him shoot? He looks so cute!'
>glance at your watch, it's about 2am
>get up and undo the zipper, have a lantern on low power which illuminates the group of 5 girls standing outside your tent
>all wearing tight, somewhat skimpy PJs
>holding blankets and pillows
>'hey mister? we told a bunch of ghost stories and now we're scared.... can we sleep with you?' one of the girls says sheepishly

What do you do, /k/?

>>32714026
Ex Officio makes underwear specifically for wearing way too many days out in the woods, I really like them.

>>32717995
I can pipe Serbian war songs out of the Jeep again, that was fun.

>>32722520
Feel old as hell if I'm being called "Mister" before I'm even 30.

>>32719213
>No. Read the FAG page
They call that a Freudean slip right?

>>32721175
>Anyone that's met me knows I'm incredibly chill and relaxed and by no means do I ever want to be a fun sponge.
I'll be the fun sponge. Everyone calls me "Dick" already anyway.

>>32722563
>Feel old as hell if I'm being called "Mister" before I'm even 30.
I'm doing this all weekend now.

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>>32722520

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>>32722520
Tell me to FUCK OFF and that some people in this camp are trying to snuggle with their waifu pillows in peace and quiet.

>>32722775
Any Finns capable of explaining this?

>>32724519
Translates directly to protection alarm. I'd assume he's telling him to sound the alarm and the other guy is making alarm noises.

>>32722931
>waifu pillows
I think you mean raifus

>>32720008
>is sa/k/uya coming?
He lives in PA so unless he's willing to carpool I doubt he can make it.

>>32722775
>>32724519
>>32725482
Suojeluhälytys does indeed mean protection alarm. It refers to when personnel protect themselves against combat agents, such as poison gases, and involves donning protection gear, such as gas masks.

Usually there is a "suojeluvaroitus", which means protection warning, before the actual alarm is given, when people prepare their gear so that they can put them on quickly, and I suppose during the warning people might prepare other tools for minimizing the effects of the combat agents as well, such as cut tree branches ready for sweeping away contaminated earth around their defensive positions.

Other similar kind of alarm is "polttosuojeluhälytys", which literally means burn protection alarm. This is given when there is an enemy attack coming which involves incendiary weapons, such as napalm, and it mostly involves similar procedures as other such alerts.

Back to the comic, the spurdo on the right seems not want to comply with the surprise training exercise of putting on his protection gear, "EEEEIIIIIII" meaning "NOOOOOOO".

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>>32725788
>his waifu isn't also his raifu

may to reveal your shit taste, anon-kun

Remember to bring extra batteries! You never know what could happen, and your headlamp or handheld flashlight could die. They also make portable cellphone chargers for mobile phones that run off AAs or AAAs which would be a good addition to your pack. You're probably going to be taking tons of pictures and it's never good to have your cellphone die. You also don't want to get stuck sitting in your car for an hour letting your cellphone recharge off the car charger.

Ok, so...I'm bringing one boat.

The main question is "how do we construct disposable tow barges on a budget?"

>>32725942
>Trusting some gook to personify your raifu for you
No thanks

>>32725940
TL;DR
J/K, thanks. Makes sense now.
>>32727079
Sand the finish off some aluminum cans and use a water proof epoxy to make a pontoon raft for ants. The only issue is how to keep the bow of the raft above the plane of water. Someone smarter than me needs to deal with that.
couple tubes of generic epoxy..........$10
bag of empty beer cans...................free
all the tannerite we can scrounge....???
the joy of blowing shit up in new and exciting ways, priceless

>>32727079
We can just tie some wood to the the boat and put targets on the wood. We're innawoods, so there will be plenty of it.

Anyone know what the reception is like out there in grapeland? If it's good or even decent, everyone will spend their downtime shitposting on /k/.

>>32710538
Fucking 3 hours away away shit

>>32727526
Are you trying to say "Fucking 3 hours away away shit I can make it to this one"
Or are you saying "Fucking 3 hours away away shit, still can't go cause no car"
Be more descriptive and maybe the /k./ faeries can help you out. I mean with so many vehicles coming I'm sure you could get a lift from where ever you are mate., .

>>32727526
3 hours in which direction? I'm coming from south to north

>>32727790
Derp

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>>32727821
>>32727790
That's it. I'm going to bed.

....serves me right for trying to post right when I get out of work

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>>32727865
>Unironically living in McAllen

>>32728012
>implying Dallas is any better

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How many meme reviews is this place going to have after NuggetFest? We can even post pictures of our fat, pasty asses ghost hunting.

>>32710819
What about hogs, any hogs on the property?

What kind of whiskey should I bring?

>>32728034
>How many meme reviews is this place going to have after NuggetFest?
I suggest we organize a slow troll of /x/ during the meet. Stage some spoopy pics and such. Have a thread a week after the meet then another two weeks later getting more and more media into the mix. Could be epic. Could even raid other spoopy /x/ related websites successfully if we do it right.
haven't seen anything like that since the 99chan fake weird noises around the world troll that got MSM attention all over the US and Europe a few years ago. Everything from the sounds of trumpets in the sky to rumblings from under ground like some huge obnoxious faggot created in Wisconsin.

>>32728023
>Being Mexican

Okay, Paco.

>>32728754
I'm in, should we make a thread on /x/ and let them know we'll be spoop hunting ahead of time?

>>32710538
i'll bring the cum brownies
made with loadsa love

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>>32729016
sa/k/uya is that you?
>tfw sa/k/uya's brownies are dope as fuck
>tfw you don't even care if there was probably cum in them

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>>32728754
>gearfags equip gas masks and do a photoshoot in the middle of the night
I'm down for this.

>>32729016
I bought MREs so that I can eat only food packed years ago with no cum in it.

For those going to this NuggetFest, how much money have you spent or plan to spend to get there (not including gas)?

>>32728244
They're there but I doubt you'll see them
You can shoot them on sight
Same with beaver

>>32730228
Oops, forgot my trip

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>>32728244
There will be a dozen or so from the 17th to the 19th.
>>32728341
All kinds.
>>32728989
I think this calls for IRC , go open one.
Especially if there are any veterans buried there.
One important thing is we don't desecrate the property. No reason we can;t create some spoopy and be respectful at the same time.\If were are a going to do this
>>32728989
I don't know about starting a thread, we should discuss that in LRC and start thinking abpout OPSEC
I'll bring some dry ice for spoopy ground fogs.
>>32730093
somewhere around treefiddy

>>32728754
>>32728034
People unironically believe it's haunted, I've been there hundreds of times and have never seen anything apart from a grave stone that belonged to an /r9k/ autist

>>32728034
Unironically I think it would be fun as fuck to poke around at night. Anyone else up for some spook hunting? I don't have any of the EVP shit or NV cameras, but it's still fun to try and scare yourself I think.

>>32729612
>food packed years ago with no cum in it.
Suuuuuuuurrrreeeeeeee you tell yourself that

>>32730341
Are people till getting interned there? How old is it, like anyone from the Civil War. Looking for avenues of spoopenings.
>>32730721
They're to your to really know.

WE NEED A SPOOPY IRC ROOM PEOPLE..FOR OPSEC REASONS.
I have a little experience with this but it's up to you.

>>32730961
I have no idea, but cemeteries in the middle of BFE Texas can be old as shit. I am willing to bet that there are graves going back into the 1800s. I don't really know how to work IRC, but there are apps we can use to setup a chat room. I think kik and discord are two popular ones here.

>>32722531
Seconding ExO undies. They are the clippings of God's beard spun into righteous dick armor.

>>32722563
>tfw you realize youre older than creep

tfw everyone is going to have fun at this meet and i have to be in China for 6 weeks FML

>>32731653
>2017 NF Bejing
>airsoft, nunchuks, throwing stars

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>>32730961
It's pretty old
That land was settled by home steaders (the parkers)
The parkers were the ones who gave the town the cemetery even tho it's technically ours since our land surrounds it
but yeah people from the town trespass all the time there and do various things. Many have reported seeing spooks and we even had a small time investigator come to the grave yard to write an article about it
http://www.texasescapes.com/DanaGoolsby/Parker-Cemetery.htm
Like I've said, I've never seen anything and I've been there hundreds of times

>>32731853
fuck I forgot my trip again

>>32731853
Ghosts need energy to appear, anon. It's why children see them much more often than adults. A single adult or even a pair might not have enough free energy to allow the ghost to appear. However, a dozen or so hyped up /k/ommandos might just allow the ghosts to become visible.

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>>32731905
Time to scare the shit out of some neighborhood bitches.

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>>32733205
If we can use meme magic to make important figures and events relate to the dark knight rises and change major events in our favor then dammit we need to meme 9x39 guns to US importation too.

>>32731853
What round for ghosts?

>>32734213
kek, get them blessed by a priest

>>32733205
braggart

So how do you guys keep track of your guns at this meet? I'm assuming we'll all have range bags out and open with our guns laying around in various spots or being lent out to other guys. If there's a guy who grabs your gun and claims it's his, how do we sort out that situation? I don't expect it to happen, but if one asshole shows up and starts acting like that, what proof do you have it's actually your gun? I guess worst case scenario the cops will come out, but they're going to be jumpy considering they're surrounded by 40-50 armed neckbeards in the middle of the woods.

>>32738595
We had county sheriffs roll up at 2015 MWNF. They were chill as hell. I doubt like hell anyone would do something that stupid. If anything they might do it by mistake.
"Hey, is this my nugget?"
"No you shit, yours is right here"

>>32738595
The only time that has ever happened at NuggetFest was when two guys mixed up their Nuggets but realized later and swapped back. We've never had a theft issue before. People are good about not trying to take something that isn't theirs in a crowd of armed people.

And as BD said we have had cops show up at a few NuggetFests and each time was polite and professional.

>>32710538
Will there be electricity to boil water?

>>32739111
Bring a generator and you'll have all the electricity you could hope for.

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>>32738595
>>32738952
IIRC, there was also one instance of a pair of people accidentally swapping earmuffs. That was almost immediately remedied.

Guns and the like are more widely left alone. Hell, I put pic related up, and never saw them get used. They were sad.

They like being ridden hard and put away wet.

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>>32739425
>the reason I got a trip
>and I keep forgetting to use it
Fuck.

>>32739425
What's that bag thing on the AR's stock?

Is there gonna be brownies with semen baked into them??? if not then it's not an proper nugget fest!

>>32739514
Spare mag pouch made to mount on a collapsible stock. That particular one holds a cleaning kit.

>>32739425
>>32739463
You had one job Marine. . .

Bought more balloons and some cool glow in the dark balloon too.

How are we going to rig up target stands? Is something bringing some stuff to hold up targets, or is there a berm at all? I guess if someone brings nails and hammers we can make shit with the wood that's available, otherwise we're going to be shooting at the ground the whole time

>>32739178
Welp, I guess not.

>>32710538
How much ammo should I bring for one rifle?

>>32740132
Welp it's 3 full days of shooting whatever you want. I would bring at least 500 rounds per gun plus extra if you want to sell it to people who run out or shoot other people's guns when they offer.

>>32740170
Is steel case okay? Do people not let you shoot steel in their guns?

>>32739111
>>32740120
there will be fire to biol water
we have electricity tho, not for water

>>32740686
Oh cool thanks.

>>32740686
Someone better bring a generator and a projector so we can watch some /k/ related anime.

I'm not sitting in the woods all weekend and not watching anime.

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>>32739111
checked

>>32740432
I will have several rifles I will not let steel case near.
>>32740170
Isnt the minimum handgun shooting distance across that pond like 100m? I wouldnt be shooting much of that then.

>>32740788
>I will have several rifles I will not let steel case near.
I guess I'll have some brass on hand if the occasion comes up. Also, would you accept some cash to cover the use of your ammo if someone, for example, wanted to shoot your gun?

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>>32740819
Absolutely. But for my Galil and K1 and how hard finding replacements for them are, its not worth putting reloads or steel through them

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Hey if you guys want to bring stuff to help out , the biggest thing I'm missing are targets
Old pans work great, if you have accrual targets that will work too
but anything you guys want to shoot at bring it
also for those who weren't in the last thread we're gonna have RC boats with tannerite being shot at for a competition the first one who hits one will get a spuper sekret reward

We've recently installed electricity in the cabin and we have a hose if you don't want to sterilize the lake water
the cabin will house me creep and one other guy whose bringing some meat
I have two recliners a couch and 2 beds, it's first come first serve for spots, I also have another smaller cabin with 3 bunk beds, this cabin is a bit rat infested, but if that doesn't bother you, you're free to bunk there, we can also put some people on the floor in the bunk cabin, not the main one tho
I'm mainly mentioning the fridge for anyone who needs medical stuff that needs to be stored but if we have room we'll store food as well. It's best to just bring a cooler tho
If you have any further questions just ask
>>32740765
just bring an extension cord, projector, and something to watch if you want to
>>32740701
np

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>>32740874
Like I said in previous threads, I'll be bringing a full size and a 10" gong. I need a way to hang them and paint however

>>32740904
yee
I was thinking of nailing boards to trees on the other side of the lake and then nailing targets to the boards

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>>32740915
Neato. I'm fine with my plates doing up to 30-06 and nothing AP.

>>32740874
Can we shoot varmint on your land?

>>32740874
I'll be bringing a hammock, that's okay right? Seems like there are plenty of trees in the sleeping area. I just use paracord to string it up.

>>32740863
do galils take the ak-74 bakelite mags?

>>32741014
>>32740874
also, is the tent area anywhere close to the parking? was thinking of car camping

>>32740963
yes
pigs and beavers are the main thing
>>32741014
yep, the parking area is disputed see>>32710819
it's not a far walk probably a hundred yards from where I'm thinking of parking

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Dear Fellow /k/ommandos,
I love you faggots so much, I can't even begin to comprehend how much all of you have unknowingly helped me and continue to help me.
I'm smart but underachieving, I'm an introverted shut-in (I don't want to be), I was diagnosed with general anxiety, consequentially I have social anxiety which renders me unable to make many friends, the few friends I have are either gone or don't care about me anymore (not completely their fault, I'm too nervous to reach out), I have (legit diagnosed by multiple doctors) ADHD and require medicine to prevent myself from becoming hikikomori (this medicine also makes me super-talkative when I don't want to be and I end up embarrassing myself), I have depression and I started smoking marijuana to numb the pain (I'm not dependent, I can stop any time without withdrawal but then I'd have to ask for benzos from my doctor since depression never sleeps). I really fucking hate myself but being alive has got to be better than death, and I'm proud of myself for the few things I do right, so there's no reason to kill myself.
I fucked up in college and had to take medical leave in the middle of the semester, then they pulled my financial aid and are forcing me to pay 8 grand for the uncompleted semester (mommy said she would pay for it but I foolishly trusted her and stopped saving money, then I got calls from debt collectors so I start saving again. Then she said she would handle it but instead "borrows" $400 from my account because she spent all her money on diet food and useless household items). It was here when I started smoking everyday, not to forget my past failures but to keep those failures from haunting me.
(Cont.)

>>32742236
(Cont.)
I was able to get my first job so at least I didn't have to be a NEET. I was browsing /k/ one day and that's when I saw a Nuggetfest thread. I thought "fuck it" and called a friend who was home for the summer. We went and had a hell of a good time, but he was never into /k/ so he didn't have as much fun as I did. I realized that there were other people who were into what I was and that I could be myself around. I saved up for a raifu and took her to the next event, unfortunately my friend was no longer interested so I went alone. I was peer pressured into drinking, and got tipsy for the first time, but I had a blast. Only you fuckers truly understand me and actually appreciate what I have to say instead of pretending to care and thinking I'm the fucking Unabomber because I like camo and guns and history and sheit. Thanks to you, I know I am never truly alone in my hobbies and interests. As long as Creep-Senpai is holding these events I will always have something to look forward to. Thank you, all of you, for showing me I still have a purpose.
Praise the /k/ube,
Anon

>>32739544
That was a GA meet thing, we don't guzzle the cum ...well most of us don't.
>>32731905
/k/ séance inna cemetery then
i am so down for this

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>>32742236
>>32742276
We love you too, anon-kun! ~ <3

>>32742236
>>32742276
Just like what every drunken STALKER tells me.

>>32742704
I didn't get that drunk. I also spent most of the time calling you a dirty Jew nigger asshole if I remember right.

>>32742773
Hahahah, a LOT of you confessed you loved me. It gets weird. Really weird.

(you did off handed)


I really hope max says yes to going fuck.

>>32742704
I would be mad if it was anyone other than Johnson saying this <3

>>32741033
...no? They take 5.56 galil mags

>>32742236
>>32742276
I could fix you in 90 to 180 days. Everything wrong with you can be fixed by a serious fasting program with hyper nutritional organic macrobiotic whole food diet in between fasts ad a program of progressive physical training.
All the chemical imbalances you suffer from are man made and can be reversed completely most of the time but you are to weak to give up your tendies and sedentary lifestyle. Almost everyone with your problems refuses to get you blood pumping 16 hours a day and eat right. To bad you are such a lazy fuck but you did this to yourself and you can undo it.

>>32742829
>>32742829
You don't know me, faggot. You think I did this to myself? Where is your medical degree? I would love to see it because I tried exercise. I lost 50 pounds but guess what, just like the sperglords on /fit/ it only solved the problem that it was meant to solve and nothing else. Don't pretend to know my situation, dumbass. If you were right then I would be allowed to enlist because you basically described boot camp.

>>32742994
>You don't know me, faggot.
This single sentence tells me everything I need to know about you. Instead of starting with "How would that even work" or " have you tried this with anyone besides yourself" you open with the classic underageban spoiled brat retort YOU DON"T KNOW ME.
I was made that same offer 6 years ago by a guy I met through a tactical training program and now I'm successful, fit and fucking happy. But go ahead and get angry when someone cares enough about strangers who are suffering to tell you that you alone are responsible for your future. FTR, the offer is still on the table as I understand where you are at physically, emotionally and spiritually at this point in your life.
Peace
A friend you haven't met yet.

Remember to bring either a staple gun or nails or thumbtacks or something to put targets up. I think my mom has a staple gun so I'll try to bring that, I also have a handful of thumbtacks but those can easily be damaged or lost. I think best case would be for us all to bring stuff for targets and for hanging targets.

>>32743434
>implying one sentence nullifies an argument
Don't get me wrong, I like your offer but your reasoning is extremely flawed. If I were to participate I would certainly be happier but my problems wouldn't go away. My problems are caused by a malfunctioning rewards pathway, which I got from my mother. Sure, I was happy when I was working out but it couldn't solve the issues I already had. Since you aren't a doctor I have no reason to believe your ludicrous claims that run counter to every accepted norm in the Psychiatric community.

>>32740915
>>32740904
>>32740079
I plan on bringing a bunch of scrap lumber to build target stands. I should have enough for maybe 3 stands that will each be able to put multiple targets on. I've got a little 8 and 6 inch AR500 plate I plan on bringing as well as a bunch of paper targets. Clays make great reactive targets, and if you get the biodegradable kind then it helps with the mess.

>>32743931
I'll be getting there pretty early on friday so I'm down to help with setting up the range. Should I plan to bring tools (hammers, nails, etc) or will we have that covered? I don't really want to buy a bunch of wood unless no one else thinks they can bring it

>>32743974
I'm bringing a cordless drill and a bunch of deck screws. I've done the same for the other 2 Nuggetfests I've been to. I plan on showing up early Friday or maybe even late on Thursday if that's OK with Swig.

>>32742994
>>32743604
Not the anon you replied to who started this but he has a valid point.
You ask for his medical degree, well what have the people with medical degrees doe to help you find normalcy anon? How successful have they been at helping you find the peace of mind to just be comfortable in this world? Not fucking very I'm betting.
I speak as an anon who had his single divorced mother put him on every last fucking pharmaceutical she could before I even entered puberty to get me to stop acting like young boys act and she had the help of leftist dyke school teachers in her quest. After I came of age I went full retard with organic foods and removing every last chemically infused product I injected or slathered on my body. After six or eight moths I was a new man.
Don't be so quick to scream at this anon who might just have made an honest
>>32743604
>I would certainly be happier but my problems wouldn't go away. My problems are caused by a malfunctioning rewards pathway,
WTF does this even mean. As an adult male I simply can't wrap my mind around this. IS this what the future of masculinity is coming to. God help us every one.

I almost hate to volunteer this information.

I'm a construction superintendent. I have tools and supplies to build most anything you can think of. Tell me what you need/want. I can haul it up there in my truck.

>>32744170
a hug ;_;

>>32744193

we will call it a struggle snuggle

>>32744208
you dont know this but I'm a real tiger.

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>>32744232

>>32744267
turn dem frowns upside down I want it

>>32744170
Basically I'm worried that we're going to get out there and it's just going to be flat land with no berm or place to stick targets. I'd like some basic A frames or something that we can staple paper targets to or just some stands to put up targets. Hopefully that makes sense.

I just don't want to spend all three days shooting at the ground 20 yards away because we can't hang up targets.

>>32744095
I never said he was completely wrong, but I fundamentally disagree with his assessment that I'm a fatass living off trendies which is causing all my problems because 1. I'm not a fatass and 2. I don't even eat that much. I got emotional in my first reply because because nothing pisses me off more than someone assuming they know what's going on in my head without knowing the full story. Sure, many problems would be solved by doing what he recommends but I'm sure those guys on /fit/ are living proof that diet and exercise don't solve fundamental issues with one's brain.

>>32744170
Any 2X or 4X stock you can bring will be
turned into target stands. Anything from 2' cut ends to 4" cut ends with some 6' stock and I can turn out target stands at a rate of 12 per hour, I have a nice propane nail gun so it's easy peasy. I would be happy just to help out at the meet, I get plenty of range time regularly.

Now there is this, which I have to respond to
>>32742994
>You don't know me, faggot.
>>32743604
>My problems are caused by a malfunctioning rewards pathway, which I got from my mother.
Get the fuck off /k/ and go back to tumblr or where ever it is you degenerate losers get complete unbridled sympathy from other broken degenerate losers. I bet you have shelves full of /mlp/ shit, I just know it. Why the fuck are you even posting on a board populated by men you pussy. Card carrying member of future suicides of America, weak ass bitch.
TL;DR A real man offers a manchild a chance to grow the fuck up and he spills his spaghetti...fucking coward.
>>32744311
Fuck you, I'm done with you and honestly I think it;s time the rest of us just tell you to kill yourself. You don't want help you want to wallow in your shit like a cunt. Take your bullshit somewhere else, we are busy trying to get together IRL and have fun like men do. Just fuck off.

>>32742236
>>32742276
I hope you can keep making it man. I know I've been neglecting one of my emails since the Secret Santa (as I've been quite busy) But my emails are always open to you and the /k/ommrades if you ever have anything you need to talk about.

[email protected] and [email protected]

>>32744170
>>32744290
Good points on needing targets. Papa /k/ if you can bring the tools (mine are all in winter storage) I'll grab to 2x4s on the way there and we can assemble some target stands.

>head out to NF on Friday afternoon
>pass the time bullshitting with some other guys
>eventually look up and see that way at the end of the firing line is a girl with no one around her
>decide to say fuck it and walk over
>she's wearing a pretty sundress, goes past her knees, dark stockings, and a leather bomber that's about 2 sizes too big. Can't be older than 19 or 20
>notice she has a pistol belt hanging around her hips with a leather holster
>and in her hands is a beautiful Mauser C96
>she doesn't notice you due to her ear pro, and right as you get behind her she fires and experiences a FTE
>you tap her on the shoulder as struggles to clear the gun
>she jumps a bit and lets out a tiny, cute shriek
>she turns around and sees you
>she doesn't say anything so you offer to help her out
>clear the gun and hand it back
>she says thanks and asks if you want to shoot with her
>you agree and shoot some with her, trading off guns every few mags
>eventually run out of ammo
>she pulls off her muffs and suggests a break
>head back to the camping area, it's about dusk
>talk for a bit, she's a lurker who is very happy to be there, but doesn't know how to talk to people
>with her ear and eye off, you realize she's quite pretty
>she tells you she plans on sticking by you so she's not totally alone, seems very giddy and excited, though she is obviously trying to hide it. a sly smile appears on her face often
>share some beers and food and eventually she heads off to her tent
>next day it's group photo time
>she spots you waiting and makes a beeline towards you
>the photo is about to be taken and she gives you a huge bear hug at the last second
>tells you she just got caught up in the excitement and fun
>rest of the day, same deal, talking, shooting, munching
>realize you both have a lot in common, and she's really cool
>that night she hangs around a bit later
>eventually, she says she's scared to walk to her tent alone

What do you do, /k/?

>>32744338
I never asked for sympathy, I just wanted to thank /k/ for helping me through this rough part of my life with 3 nights of guns and vodka. I get a friendly response and a tongue-in-cheek remark from that fag with the sexy beard. I get the gratification I need knowing somebody appreciates my thanks.
Suddenly, I get this guy offering a panacea to me from his high horse assuming he knows exactly what's wrong with me from a 4-paragraph open letter. Not only that, but he completely rejects my argument because of an ideological disagreement with the left and anything remotely associated with it, including decades of peer-reviewed medical journals that don't suit his narrative. He then calls me a degenerate pussy for accepting evidence acquired by the scientific method and tells me to commit suicide. Perhaps you should take a good long look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if your miracle method really made you a better person, because this post right here looks like it came from a sociopath who thought gains would solve all his problems. Frankly, anyone who encourages suicide to those who are not genuinely evil shouldn't be anywhere near a firearm let alone a get-together involving multiple firearms. I hope you make it obvious what kind of person you really are in Grapeland because I know Creep won't tolerate your bullshit.
By the way, MLP is gay; I think we can both agree on that.

>>32744705
>take her to her tent
>ask if she wants to clean guns together in her tent
>get inside and tell her how pretty she is
>feel her up to test if she's interested
>shelike.jpg
>start making out
>feel her crotch
>thatsapenis.wav
wat do?

>>32744867
walk the dinosaur

>>32744867
How big is her penis?

>>32744980
about tree fiddy

>>32744998

3.5"? I guess that's sort of cute, and small enough that my masculinity won't be threatened.

>>32744980
>>32745034

so it's a feminine penis?

>>32744518
So have all of the burn victims been matched to anons who will make things right? I know you had more anons offer to help than you have burn victims just wondering is I need to keep checking my email 6 times a day in hopes of getting a target. Would love a response.

Thanks, anon.

>>32710819
I was going to ask if we were clear for tannerite and fireworks

I have a shitton of firecrackers and bottle rockets in my barracks room, and friend and I were debating getting 50lbs of binary explosives

Hello everyone, please remember that on Friday night at 7PM we will be holding a mandatory prayer meeting. Myself and my prayer brother will lead the prayer service and then break you into groups where you will talk about sin in the modern world. After a few hours of this you will be allowed to return to your tents, but it's lights out at that point so no drinking, games, or music.

On saturday morning we will awaken the camp at 5:30 AM for saturday morning service. Me and my prayer brother will hold mass and attendance is mandatory. After mass we will hold another prayer circle which is also mandatory. At 8 PM saturday night there will be a mandatory, short prayer meeting and discussion until 10PM, at which point you can return to your tents for lights out.

On Sunday morning we will hold a vigil for our friends and families who have passed away. Attendance is mandatory and the vigil begins at 6 am. Later, around noon on sunday we will hold a mandatory closing prayer ceremony and you all will be invited to speak with me and/or my prayer brother for reconciliation. This reconciliation is mandatory.

>>32745118
I've been to Catholic retreats and even they make confession optional.
7/10 tried too hard

>>32745118
Oh good, someone has already volunteered to be the spoopy fun times sacrifice. I was afraid we'd have to hold a competition.

>>32744998
As long as I'm bigger we can make it work

>>32711283
we are bringing 50lbs

may bring 100 if /k/ wants to go in for another 50

>>32730093
probably like 50 for gas, no idea for ammo because reloading and unsure how much to burn through but bringing a lot, maybe 50 for food and booze

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>>32744761
>I never asked for sympathy
You posted a fucking blog faggot, stop with your bullshit.
Just GTFO already
>>32744924
>>32745053
I can't wait to drink with you PAPA/k/, will you be the father I never had?

>>32745118
10/10 for originality
10/10 for obvious joke troll so anyone who get rustled has thin skin and needs to harden up.
>>32745169
I'm bringing chickens to sacrifice to the old gods and then we can eat them for dinner.
>>32745344
Post an email. If you will do the buying and transport I'll pay for a 100 pounds. Lets make this a weekend we remember for a long time.

>>32745378

Dear Anon/son,

if you are Cat (you know if you are). I will get you drunk, tie you over a tree stump, and let the entire camp take turns on your ass. I know you give it willingly, but some of the wallflower fags (poohbear) may not tap your ass if you are sober.

>>32745432
[email protected]

komedian in the slackchat, komedian#7939 on discord

could give you facebook after you make contact there if you want

>>32745378
No, I'm not going anywhere no matter how much you whine. Go ahead and attack my weakest arguments, just remember it makes your position look weak as well.

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Hey... Guys. You all are awesome.
Like, nuggetfest is one of the things I look forward too each year.
I can't afford to travel, so each MWNF I will be there.
I can't afford food, so you all feed me
I couldn't afford shelter, so you all loaned me a space in a tent (even if it was someone puking his guts out)
Like, I really hope Nuggetfest goes on for years. To the point where I can finally give something back.

Creep.... Travis. Stay golden ponyboy. I'm too drunk for something feelszy

>>32745461
Old man I was being friendly with that post. If you ever tried to man handle me I would punch your ass bloody in a minute. You think a 24 year old can't hold his own against someone your age bitch? Seriously fuck you, all I was doing was trying to be friendly but go ahead and get hard old timer, I don't discriminate by age. I'll give you a beating just like you were a young man. Fucking asshole.
>>32745693
>>32745693
How about just identify yourself here so those of us who want to can just avoid your sorry self. Not even trying to shame you just don't want to waste a minute of the weekend talking with your pussy ass. You think the rest of us haven't dealt with all kinds of bullshit in our lives? We have, we just manned up and pushed past. Fuck you you fucking tumblrina.

>>32745432
A hundred pounds of binary could send the beavers into low orbit

>>32745713
NF in particular, but it always makes me happy to see /k/ meet pics

Swiggan, I have a question about access. I will be near the site a few times in the next couple of weeks. Would it be possible to drop off a load of target building supplies sometime? Or am I going to hear banjos playing while a hillbilly makes sweet love to my ass?

>>32745074
All of the Burn Victims and the Burn Relief Santas have been paired and emailed. If you didn't get an email, message me.

[email protected]

>>32745101
>firecrackers and bottle rockets in my barracks room

Better hope you don't get a Health and Comfort inspection lol

>>32745713
I'm always happy to see you there man. As I've said before, I will continue to run NuggetFest til the day I die.

You too man lol. Also I will take better care to ensure everyone's things are properly taken care of.

>>32745834
Just because I'm not pushing through the way you want me to doesn't mean I'm not pushing through. My entire first post was supposed to be a thanks to /k/ for helping me push through, and at no point did I assume nobody else has bullshit to deal with in their lives. Calling me a pussy ass tumblrina isn't an argument, it's an ad hominem. Disagreeing with you makes me a tumblrina just as much as disagreeing with a tumblrina makes me a /pol/tard.

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>>32745988
>Better hope you don't get a Health and Comfort inspection lol

Our shirt has had to have done at least one inspection since november so idk but

>plate carrier w/ plates in closet
>patch wall with all kinds of autistic shit
>2 weeb wall scrolls, one is lewd as fuck
>gun shit laying around room
>p226 tekmat, night sights waiting for install, small ammo collection, Way of the Gun dvd's an NCO gave to me, and earpro all on desk
>dakis laying around
>american flag, nippon rising sun, and jolly rodger hanging up
>I eat ass shirt laying on dresser

im not sure if they are concerned, find it hilarious, or just dont bother with me anymore

>>32745988 hello hitler
>If you didn't get an email, message me.
Not going to waste any more time. You told us we were already paired to an Indiana burn victim bro over two weeks ago and then nothing. I mean you ran everything so that's you call but whatever. Just stop acting like you haven't froze us out cause the proof is right fucking there and I have the emails to back it up. Later.

>>32741412
>>32745988
for possible night ops we should we bring glow sticks or some shit to ID one another while shitposting around?

>>32746494
?

>>32746655
was just wondering if we were to shit around at night what people should use to ID one another

ill probably just bring glow sticks but im sure everyone will have lights or some shit

fireworks are bueno right?

>>32746110
who's that on the daki in the pic?

>>32746696
no fire works, it's a forest m8

>>32746709
https://store.fakku.net/products/napata-dakimakura

>>32746712
rip bottle rockets

firecrackers tho?

>>32746724
sure

>>32746726
Hey I didn't realize until earlier today there were hard structures on site. I hate to ask at the risk of coming off like a fucking snowflake, but what are the chances I could get a reserved space for my dad? I'm OK on the ground outside in a tent but if I could get him a premium spot indoors, that'd be just beyond fucking awesome. . .

>>32746984
He can have my spot. I was planning to crash in my truck anyway and Teddy well deserves a bed for letting us use the Family Farm for Midwest NuggetFest.

>>32746997
Have you been canonized yet or are you not catholic? It'll be a great opportunity to discuss doing it again this fall.

>>32747011
>>32746997
>>32746984
yes

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>>32727865
Hey Duke, I'm all set for carpooling from 956. How about you?

Swiggan I'm going to bring many ziplock baggies of tannerite. Is it okay if I tape them to trees on the opposite side of the lake with duct tape and spray paint em white?

>>32747011
Non denominational Christian with leanings towards Baptist from my Father's side.

>>32747046
Thanks man.

>>32747155
I'm not sure if he wants us blowing up the trees. I can make some 2x4 stands that we can use that would be fine to destroy and later use as firewood.

>>32747011
Haha, I just googled canonized. You're too kind man, and yeah it'll be great to see you and your dad again and have a little chat about plans for this fall.

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No offense but what the fudge. Look at this. Where are we supposed to put our steel targets? Are we just going to be shooting the water? The opposite bank looks too wild with growth to make out discernible trees you can hang shit off of

>>32747199
lol you guys are shooting off a dock? What if someone's gun falls in the water (I guarantee it'll happen). Couldn't you have found a big grassy field to shoot in?

>>32727526
>bitching (?) about a 3 hr drive
nigga mine is 5 and im coming.

>>32730093
i just bought 1k 223 rounds and probably gonna do the same for 9mm in hopes someone brings something auto. thats $300+ on the bullets plus camping gear that i didnt have like the tent and bed. plus other shit. so a lot. im not worried about gas as i drive a 4v shitbox.

>>32747199
>>32747212
If you guys have somewhere better then why the hell didn't you volunteer that place? When my father let us use his place I was trying to set up a working party and literally only one dude said they'd come and showed up. I took two weeks of leave ahead of time to go work the site and my dad put in another two weeks on his own. If you lazy niggers would willingly put in some serious work we'd have fucking awesome places to do this, but instead it's like pulling teeth to get volunteers for anything.

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>>32747155
Well no, but you gave me an idea
While we were working on the dock wet let the lake water drain too much and allot of trees died
What if we cut some down and tape the explosives to the log and send the log sailing
We're also gonna have rc boats with tannerite on them
>>32747212
That's an old pic, it's fully decked now
>>32747199
We're gonna nail boards to trees horizontally on the other side of the lake, then the targets will be nailed to the boards

>>32747319
How you gonna nail a 40lb steel target to a board? I'm gonna laugh when someone's $100 in tannerite sinks to the bottom of that lake. Sorry but I'm just asking the questions that need being asked don't shoot the messenger. I think the opposite bank needs to be cleaned up so that the trees can serve as adequate structures to hang shit off of.

>>32747300
I'd offer up my land in Texas but maybe for a meetup not a three day event

>>32747319
What does it matter if a few young trees get exploded? Looks like there's an ample supply there already

>>32747074
Depends on if Duchess is coming. We should know by next week. Honestly, I'm more than down to carpool. I have only a small car, but it was enough for two NF meets.

God, I hope the border patrol checkpoint doesn't sperg out to two people laden with guns and ammo just taking a trip north for camping.

>>32748219
>God, I hope the border patrol checkpoint
How many miles north of the boarder is that checkpoint? Maybe now that we have a real pres we can get back to legal use of our boarder guards

If we're just gonna shoot water I'd rather not come.
1. Its makes for a boring target
2. Harms the environment
3. Violates a rule of gun safety and is downright dangerous.

Shame too, cause I was gonna bring my sbr P90 and desert eagle

>>32748440
There are 2 firing lines, one across the lake and one main firing like where the plates, regular targets, trees, tanenrite, ect. will be.

>>32748281
Miles? No idea. It's about an hour north of me.

>>32747195
>tfw Creep-senpai thought he was going to be blown out of a cannon for being a dapper chap.

It is to laugh.

St. Travis, the Finder of Lost Sheep?

>>32748740
Do not consent to their search. You are a legal citizen and they cannot unreasonably search your vehicle without a warrant. Fuck them.

>beavers are ruining trees
>Hey guys let's shoot trees with tannerite nailed to them

>>32749737
Beavers aren't ruining the trees, they're ruining the creek and making dams.

>>32749865

And how exactly do they make dams?

Concrete?

There's a huge lack of intelligence and logic in these threads.

>>32749989
You're missing the point, no one cares about the trees jackass. Its the dams that need to go.

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nuggetfest checklist

>>32747813
Because they're my trees
>>32747800
It's in the works currently, that the plan I'm gonna try the next time I'm up there
Like I said that's an old pic I'll take one the next time I'm up there, it's cleared up allot

>>32749989
M8 are you dumb?
How have toy not heard of beaver dams

>>32750342

No, that would be this guy: >>32749865

>>32750105
Number one on the list should be to work on improving your handwriting you filthy animal.

>>32750464
He's right tho, they turned the area north of the dam into a swamp

All this talk of beavers has me wondering, will a single .223 HP do the trick? I think it would but I'm no hunter.

>>32750645
Most beaver hunting that is done with a gun is done with a .22, so a .223 should be fine. Shot placement is very important on a beaver since they are a relatively small target and you don't want them running off into the water to drown. You want to drop them quick so they are easy to retrieve.

>>32748915
>DUKE and Toaster are not gonna make it this fest
>they decided to unnecessarily scream about being free citizens of the world, challenge the BP agents by yelling "am I being detained, horsefucker?" among others
>we may thankfully never hear from them again

>>32750784
You can't save the pelts, because these are being hunted as nuisance animals. To keep the pelt, you need a permit.

Blow them away with anything you have.

>>32752187
>Blow them away with anything you have.
Try to save the back strap or hind quarters. Chest and head shots only plox.

>>32748440
Good stay home ya faggot