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I'm going to DC tomorrow, and obviously can't bring

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I'm going to DC tomorrow, and obviously can't bring any weapons. Please give me a crash course in how to defend myself from rioting leftists, thanks!
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>>32708661
I think saiga marine has some tips.
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>>32708661
join the national guard 6 months ago so you could shoot hippies and anarchists
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>>32708661
Roll of quarters in a sock
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>>32708695

You're right, that wouldn't raise eyebrows at well.
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>>32708728

at all*
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>>32708661
- physical fitness

- gray man appearance (no exposed tatoos, MAGA hat, etc.)

- Walking stick

- Bear mace

- blade (the first tool and best tool).. legal length.

- lighter and a flask, use to create small fire between you and your quarry to create distance/delay while you run.

- Key ring that can double as a knuckle duster in a pinch
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>>32708670
What happened with that trial
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>>32708661
Friends, a plan, the will to live, and violence of action.
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>>32708728
Hide it in your pants, you limp dick.
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>>32708807
Guilty on all charges.
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>>32708888
So what are they serving then, what was the final outcome
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>>32708807
Trump is going to put all tripfags in jail
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>>32708661
Bring a lighter and a can of hair spray.
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>>32708839

Genius idea, moron.

>>32708794

durr
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>>32708888
please tell me it's not true
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>>32708964
quads don't lie.
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>>32708969
But they were chased blocks before firing in defense
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A gun of course
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>>32708807
Trial started Tuesday, prosecution is still making its case.
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>>32709005
Also, there are no blacks on the jury.
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>>32708661
>Tactical flashlight with striking bezel
>Comfy pair of running shoes
>Comfy tough cloth but not camo and such shit
>Sunglasses and hat
>Ifak with facemask
>Common sense
Godspeed and tomorrow create a thread and shitpost here about what's going on.
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>>32708987
Tripfagging in public is a felony in all 50 states and all US territories.
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>>32708961
It's mostly dykes protesting, they aren't going to be eyeing your dick. I didn't realize /pol/ and /r9k/ had such crossover.
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>>32709020
So they are getting off then
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>>32709073
How do secure trip IRL?
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>>32709005
>>32709020
>>32709073
If something like this every happens to me

>Camera glasses
>No remarks or memeing
>Several mentions of "Opening a dialogue" with protestors

I'll never attack somebody peacefully ignorant. But give me aggression and I will shut it down
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>>32709091
Maybe not. A couple of the jurors are white guilt apologist cucks.
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>antifa and hard right biker all together
Is it going to be a shit show? Are we going to see bikers getting their shit pushed in by early twenties reds?
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>>32708661
"Pocket sand!"
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>>32709171
The lib years will flush it right out, sorry Dale.
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>>32709161
Implying that early twenty reds who are usually just impressionable students could push a bikers shit in when some of the bikers out there are known for bashing people in the head with axe handles.
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>>32709161
>Are we going to see bikers getting their shit pushed in by early twenties reds?
You're joking right?

>Sac protests
>Neonazi vs Antifa
>10 people stabbed on antifa side
>only minor injuries for Neonazi's
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>>32708661
Run like hell.
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>>32709210
>On /k/
>Not fat

Not very likely he can run.
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>>32709246
If that is the case, he is going to be total shit in melee too, so fuck him. But from meet-ups and such, there are more skeletons on /k/ than blobs, in which case he is better off running into a crowd of rightwing bodies for the libtards to take their anger on.
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>>32709205
>>32709206
>Bikers
They're all old fats who can't run for 50 yards and you expect the to beat fit young dudes(blacks and spics there too) looking for blood and violence? Oh boy you are in for a surprise.
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>>32708661
Try not being such a fucking coward bitch.

Trump supporters can't fistfight worth dogshit and I always wondered why. I guess I know now.
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>go to wallyworld
>buy paracord and ring
>craft sturdy keychain
>attach keys
>Flail wildly
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>>32709298
>I don't know any bikers
They may be fat and older but they pack a punch that will make you light headed with a gushing nose with little effort on their part

These little twinks won't stand a chance without pepper spray and other tools

t. Grew up around bike gangs
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>>32709373
>Flail
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>>32709206

Cute fanfic.

Nazi pussies get sent to the hospital when they fuck with antifa.
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>>32709373
Why not a monkey fist, I carry one on my tactical man bag.
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>>32709206
Don't forget that it was antifa who brought the knife.

They fucking stabbed him, he took the knife and stabbed those fucks right back.
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>>32709398
Are you from bizarro /k/?
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>>32709403
might not have steel ball bearing at wallyworld
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>>32709206
>>Neonazi vs Antifa
>>10 people stabbed on antifa side
>>only minor injuries for Neonazi's
Reminder that neonazis being violent niggers is worse than antifa being pussies.
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>>32709298
Biker gangs got their start from former military who got home and were still really fucking pissed off. You think a culture like that is going to take shit from "fit young dudes" (re: lobotomized and neutered safe space babbies)?
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>>32709426
Eh, antifa started it so they got what they deserved. It was actually peaceful until they showed up and attacked them.
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>>32709382
>Look for these bad boys
Kek. We talk tomorrow when the first images of them licking the sidewalk start to surf on twitter.
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>>32709421
Lead sinker would work.
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>>32709398
>this nigga
http://www.kcra.com/article/10-people-injured-during-protest-clash-at-state-capitol/6429341

I'm sorry you commies aren't as tuff as you think you are, I guess that's why your people always die by the millions wherever they go

>>32709426
>Self defense is wrong
Am I even on /k/ right now?
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>>32708888

>implying you've been here long enough to know
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>>32709455
had not thought of that..good point
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>>32709469
>A loaded, semi-automatic .9 mm handgun
>.9 mm handgun
>.9 mm
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>>32709469
>Several members of the anti-fascist group assaulted KCRA 3's Mike Luery and his photographer John Breedlove, making it clear they did not want documentation of their destruction of the Capitol.

>"Well that's what you get for messing with the Black Bloc," a protester said.

>The Black Bloc wear all black clothing with hoodies over their heads and bandanas over their faces to mask their identities, officials said.

These faggots going going to get shot if they keep attacking peaceful gatherings and photographers. Antifa faggots.
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>>32709426
"If you kill your enemy, they win". Explain how violence of action, especially against people who have normal white people is a bad thing?
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Any or multiple of these

>Collapsible baton
>Flashlight with a ring to hang a monkey fist from (instant flail)
>walking stick with lead injected into the tip
>bag of powder to the hottest pepper you can put in your mouth somewhat comfortably to mix with water in your mouth and spit at people
>bunch of change in a medium jute sack
>flag with pole, but change the pole from the default to something a little more hardy
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>op on the right antifa on the left
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>>32709448
That's a group of fat middle aged bikers with a token negro in the group. Not impressed. They probably think "racism" is the worst thing out there and believe race is just skin color.
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>>32709448
Your buddies are going to get hurt antifaggot
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>>32709469

clearly you're from /pol/ or more likely /b/, definitely not /k/ or /his/ with that grasp on history
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>>32709575
>definitely not /k/ or /his/ with that grasp on history
Are you denying millions died under communist rule?

U wot m8?

>muh /pol/
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>>32709575
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>>32709592
Outside observer here.

What in the hell does anti-fascist ideology have to do with communism, and why are you conflating the two?
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>>32709611
Because the only political thing the person he quoted said was

>I'm sorry you commies aren't as tuff as you think you are, I guess that's why your people always die by the millions wherever they go

Unless you are trying to argue that self defense is wrong on /k/.
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>>32709298
.t someone who has never lifted weights in their life

Protip just because someone is big doesn't mean they aren't strong, cutting pays off down to %20 bf but thats it, and you still have a belly with no visible abdominals. Anything less is just for show and it has diminishing returns.
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>>32708661
Say bad words. They'll retreat to their safe spaces.
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>>32709668
Do you really think that bear belly, fucked up knees, difficulty in breathing old biker fags stand a chance against a way higher number of young lands throwing rocks and running from every direction? They're going to have their ass kicked desu.

Pretty much like happened when ruskies hooligans went around kicking beer drinking bongs in the euro. Video very related.
https://youtu.be/r0KP63bpRfM
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>>32709611
To be fair; Communists, Socialists, and Anarchists are usually the ones running with the Antifa. Liberalists are generally too stupid to consider doing anything against Fascists until Fascists start putting them in gas chambers. In most cases, they will defend the Fascists right to go about putting people in gas chambers as long as they do so through the appropriate Legal channels. The ones that do have a problem with Fascism don't have the will or wits to do anything other than cry.


That isn't necessarily the case with the US antifa, which tend to be liberalists who don't understand what they are getting into or dealing with, and are consequently really bad at being Antifa.
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>>32709757
WOW! Russian hooligans beat Drunk people? What a challenge!
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>>32709799
Lear to read, what I said is that is going to happen the same not that it was an impressive thing(which still was, all those bongs(not all were drunk) getting ruskied was fun to watch.
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Dress in drag and wear a headscarf.
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>>32709298

There's two types of biker:

Your common harmless road rider like that guy, maybe he's been in some fights in his younger days and slung a little dope, but overall just typical white trash or middle-class weekend warriors.

And then you've got the guys who sling hard dope, have done time, roid out, think the curl and bench press are the best exercises ever, probably have a weapon and have possibly killed before.
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>tfw I'll be there too

Keep an eye for the lone wolf who'll be taking on the liberal faggots with his own two fists. Join me if you fancy; you'll have to stand your ground at some point. God speed.
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>>32708661
A gun, and a copy of the United States Constitution.
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>>32710041
>And then you've got the guys who sling hard dope, have done time, roid out, think the curl and bench press are the best exercises ever, probably have a weapon and have possibly killed before
Real life ain't SOA, my Jack Teller friend.
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>>32710076

Nigger, I didn't have a good father-figure and I was pretty much raised by the broke-up old bikers on our construction crew when I was a kid.
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>>32709556
Heavy padlock tied to a bandanna. They are a popular sap.
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>>32710076
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_outlaw_motorcycle_clubs

The law seems to believe differently.
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>>32709161
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>>32710076
Some real life bikers clubs bomb and shoot each other and were doing it before SOA was a gleam in Kurt Sutter's eye. The Laughlin casino shootout/brawl is an example.
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>>32710177
>>32710221

This.

Now, who wants to hear some biker stories?
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>>32710417
Sure.
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>>32710478

Names are changed, of course.

Davey and the cantina:

>Be Davey
>member of _____ biker gang
>rode a lot of miles with a few of the guys these past three days
>stop into a little cantina on the border, middle of nowhere, place still had a hitching post
>walks in with two guys, orders a beer, turns back to the wall
>all goes well, beers arrive in mugs and drinking ensues
>see a nervous man seated nearby
>keep an eye on him
>a buddy says something and Davey turns slightly to hear better
>a bike pulls up outside
>a man walks in with a shotgun and shoots nervous guy in the fucking head
>head does a bust
>heavy is slightly unnerved by the suddenness of these events
>looks down
>goop on his vest
>good on table
>most importantly
>goop in beer
>they leave before somebody rouses whatever stood for law in those parts
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>>32709110
If this is what happened nothing would have happened.

They moon walked right into hell when they did this.
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>>32710750
>They moon walked right into hell
They expect one of us in the wreckage
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>>32710796
FOUR
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>>32710796
My money's on the nigger, honestly. Cracker homie's nuts are about three inches away from his fist.
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1000 lumen flaslight strobing in eyes
Thats better defense than a knife and can be a decent impact weapon
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>>32710221
>The Laughlin casino shootout/brawl is an example
That fucked over my town though, super hard to carry a weapon downtown know without accidentally having it in a weapon restricted area.
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>>32708728
bic lighter works discreetly as improvised knuckles.
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>>32708794
>no MAGA hat
kill yourself
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question

SCOTUS ruled that gay marriages from one state must be recognized by all states using the equal protection clause as reasoning for their ruling so why hasn't this been applied to CC permits?
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>>32711725
Makes you a target for the leftist mobs so unless you plan on just going to the inaugural rally then right back to your hotel or nowhere outside the immediate area surrounding the Mall it's a bad idea
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>>32709298
>>32709398
>>32709426
>le "I may own guns, but I'M NOT /POL/ FUCK /POL/ I LOVE ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES" meme
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>tfw lefties won't bother me because I'm a big guy
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>>32709789
>there are antifa faggots on /k/
Good thing you're underage and don't own guns.
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>>32711753
It doesn't matter, the time for being a silent little cuck is over. If OP is scared of the leftist mobs he should bring friends, and if he doesn't have friends then he should meet with people from here or /pol/ who are willing to stand tall in the face of commie scumbags.
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>>32709789
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>>32708661
I'm a raging liberal, but I respect the office and peaceful transition blah blah blah

that said: solid canemasters.com cane or padlock in a sock.

defend, don't instigate, keep your cameras rolling. The election is over, and any overt physical shenanigans reflect poorly on all of us.
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>>32709298
>implying they have to run

Those hardy bastards aren't gonna take any shit. Most of them want to get into a brawl and will laugh all the way to jail if they get arrested for cracking a few pussy skulls
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>>32711826
>padlock in a sock

Good way to get arrested

Don't carry any sort of blackjack

There's going to be thousands of cops there and the second they sniff trouble they'll be filling up the paddywagons
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>>32711872
I don't think they are going to be able to contain the pure carnage that isn't going to be Trump's inauguration
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>all the biker romanticizing itt
Bikers are barely above Muslims in terms of sophistication.

They're universally addicted to alcohol and/or meth, treat women like property, vastly overestimate and rely on their influence and reputation to keep them safe and have a shitty "holier than thou" attitude when it comes to questions of ethics and morality despite being utterly bankrupt of morals and values themselves.

Doesn't mean they wouldn't push the low-test lefty antifa faggots' shit in, but that's hardly something to be proud of.
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>he's so much of a pussy he gets picked on by people who are famous for being pussies
man up, op. if you have a single shred of masculinity that should be enough to repel leftists like kryptonite
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>>32711913
You're thinking of the 1%ers

The bikers at the rally are gonna be guys like the Patriot Guard Riders
Clubs made up of veterans and blue collar workers who like to get together to ride on the weekends and for special events
They're not criminals or bad people at all
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>>32711913
>They're universally addicted to alcohol and/or meth,
I'm actually not

>treat women like property
Ehh, define that

>Bikers are barely above Muslims in terms of sophistication.
mfw

Every qualm you have is subjective. I'm sorry that not everyone is made of gold clay like yourself.
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>>32711913
Exactly
>biker code
>muh honor
>muh valor
>by the way would you like some crystal meth
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Ill be in the honor guard formation for this stupid shit
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>>32711717
Until it breaks in your hand and lights itself.
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>>32711966
Why do they want to emulate criminals then? I realize that biker gangs weren't originally intended to be gangs, but you're delusional if you try to deny that riding a Harley and wearing a vest with a patch doesn't carry criminal connotations with it in this day and age.
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>>32710796
>5'10" vs 6'
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>>32708661
Set them on fire.
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>>32708661
Dress up as an autist, nobody picks on the weird kid.
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>>32708914
sentencing is next month.
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>>32709110
I WILL SHUT THAT SHIT DOOOWN
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>>32709298
That's my dad
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>>32709916
why are you slurring your typing dudester
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>>32711736
NFA is takeing this very approach though the courts, so is trump though congress
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>>32712359
It does not. Its just a club. Thats it. They promote an image, but its not decedent from gangs, but old school saftey wear believe it or not. Leather is great for preventing roadburn.

Essentually the poor peoples freemasons. All about image.
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>>32712740
>Its just a club.

If you're a doctor who rides his gucci bike on the weekends.

As someone whose parents rode with the Warlocks, they are fucking criminals.
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>>32712928
> parents rode with the Warlocks
So, which biker is actually your father?
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>>32712928
No shit they are, the Warlocks are 1%-ers.
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>>32712946
Magus.

>>32712965
And when most people talk about bikers they're talking about 1%ers.

Who the fuck is scared of some dentist who rides once a month with his friends?
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>>32712983
>Who the fuck is scared of some dentist who rides once a month with his friends?

Cavities...
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>>32711788
Are your hands small though?
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>>32710218
>Beat up combat veterans

Umm....
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>leftists are violent savages and also I hate them for being bleeding heart numales

>conservatives are civilized and also they would win in a fight because bikers are violent savages

Everything is so inconsistent
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>>32713191
Don't believe any fake news you hear and don't question any news that sounds too good to be true but berate those that do
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>>32711913
Its okay because they're white.

>THEY DINDU NUFFIN THEY WAS GOOD OL BOYS
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>>32708661

Bear spray.
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>>32708661
Don't go to D.C.
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>>32710008
OP wanted to survive there, not get his dick sucked.
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>>32712990
Underrated
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Speaking of bikers, you ever think there will be a another big surge in ex-military like after nam?
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>>32709469
that guy in blue
>ohh noo
>but /leftypol/ said...
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>>32709789
>there are anarchists in antifa
lol, no. i know they think they are anarchists, but they aren't
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>>32711797
>no guns underage

That's what you think. Since the Trump election, a great deal of us have invested in SHTF bunkers using our weed and welfare money.

>>32713395
>i know they think they are anarchists, but they aren't

In the US, I agree. They have no praxxis, no principle and no plan. They don't mask up, they don't carry and are antigun (even though they know Fascists do carry), they don't do home visits, and their confrontation game is week as fuck. They are a bunch of liberal teenagers fresh out of uni who are basically rebels with no cause. So whenever they try to confront Fascists they get wrekt.

>>32713208
But Vermin Supreme is in DC.
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>>32711895
Would have voted for this man because i like when he talked about penises

trumps a good second choice though
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>>32708661
just leave when is happens, youll be fine
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>>32708661
Carry a suitably modded crutch or cane.
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>>32708661
damn that meme is shit
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>>32708661
Just call them by their real gender and they'll fall apart.
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OP here, I made it back home alive.
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WE PRESIDENT NOW

Last year and this year have been good years. Time to celebrate.
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>>32709503
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>>32717849
Why is that guys hand so big
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>>32711755

>le "14/88 RACE WAR NOW GAS THE KIKE- W-WAIT I WAS JUST TROLLING MR ANTIFA WAIT PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE STOP I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I WON'T SIEG HEIL IN PUBLIC EVER AGAIN PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OH GOD MOM HELP ME THEY'RE KILLING ME"

Your hero Richard Spencer just got his ass beat for daring to show his Nazi ass around our boys today. Don't be next.
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>>32718133
how old are you?
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>>32708661
Three words

"Portland camo pattern"
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