/k/ Patch Thread

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>mfw waiting for RWDS to come in mail

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>>32704131
>MTC

yes

Also, fixed Rally

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>>32704200
Sometime in the future

>>32704131
I see this thread a lot and always wonder,
Does the military actually allow you to wear weeb patches? Or are you guys just putting them on your personal stuff?

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>>32704204
AK47 isn't done yet

>>32704210
some will let you, but most people here aren't military

Most of these patches would be terrible for a uniform anyway
Not subtle enough

I'm sitting on my hands, waiting for 4 packages to arrive in the mail.

I have started to religiously check my mailbox.

>>32704219
My mailman never grabbed my stuff before and I'm pretty sure he just stops by my house every day now regardless

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It always seems like I'm waiting on patches in the mail nowadays. BTW NEET, by the time you come down to Texas to buy that CZ, I'll be there. Just got orders stationing me at Ft. Sam Houston.

>>32704219
>Tfw pretty sure my ghetto mailman has stolen shit from me but can't be sure because no tracking information

>tfw you are hoping youre the one that got guards little freebie

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Woodpatch added a nice finishing touch to my project.

>>32704275
That seems like too many loops on that noose, have you factored in your weight to find out the amount needed?

There's a science to hangings y'know.

Dropping in again to say restocks will be in soon.

I'll also be cutting prices on most items because I'm changing to a new supplier that actually gives me a fair per-unit price.

>>32704245
YES

Also, your last pic has a note on it, lel

>>32704288
I understood that more loops=more friction for the actual noose to be loosened/tightened but I was unaware of anything to do with weight.

>>32704326
Do you mean a pic I already have or a pic you just sent out?

>>32704245
mirrin/10 would covet again.

>>32704368
on the latest order you made

>>32704330
The French in the revolutionary days basically made public executions into a science, the amount of loops is determined by weight so that there will be enough force to snap the neck. There's a weight chart somewhere online, there is also the factor of height.

>>32704378
Cool. Will look out for it. Still got 5 months here in Korea so I still have to put up with shitty wait times for mail.

>>32704216
Rhodesia girl is cute. In stock when?

>>32704275
>In case of emergency, sorry you can't even kill yourself

>>32704131
Okay guys, I used to be that memer who would wear a tacticool hat with PVC patches on it. I've since grown out of my autism, but I want to know: How do you display your patches??

>>32704543
On my wall.

>>32704210
When you're in the States the only patches you get to wear are unit patches. On deployments sometimes they're more lenient. When I was on a naval ship they made us stop after a few months because some people were wearing "inappropriate" patches.

In Afghanistan we had to wear our unit patch on our chest but could have other patches on our shoulder. They really didn't care.

>>32704543
Either on a wall or on a velcro strip on a backpack.

>>32704543
Primarily on my wall, the more subtle or less autistic ones i'll occasionally throw on my flight suit.

>>32704543
Wall, but If I had a backpack that had velcro I'd probably throw a more subtle one on there.

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>>32704543
wall, but since velcro panels are expensive to buy stateside and shipped to canuckistan, i've been making my own.
crappytire velcro + dollarstore foam bristol-board = $20 patchboard

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>>32704620
God damn.

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>>32704131
This should be a patch.

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>>32704728
It's easier just to wear one of these

>>32704543
What's wrong with wearing the more subtle ones on a patch hat? I wear, well, anything without blatant tits or the like to work, most I get is a chuckle or a question of what/where the patch is from.

But as the others have said, get a velcro wall board. Velcro edition velcro, by Velcro in the pastebin, or car trunk liner apparently works just as well.

>>32704261
If you are, you gonna post it?

>>32704620
Holy shit, meduka #SQUAD where?

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So, who's waiting for patches, and from whom? I'm at 5 days waiting for my cripple patches from Ai, I feel like I've missed a patch order from WoodPatch, but that may be the cough medication (when the second Google hit for your meds is for using them to hallucinate, you know your day's gonna be fun), and I'm trying to see what patches I can run for my store.

May also need to make my store and find a patch producer, and get rights to any of the patches I want to run since I sure as shit ain't running my own designs unless they've been fixed by someone *cough*Ai*cough*, so maybe I'll do that first.

>>32704784
I'm waiting on Cracker's anglosphere and art, Ai's KS Diamond Dons and Comfy, one of Trrlz's extra 2016 deplorables, and just bought Oven's oh bother

>>32704210
>military actually allow you to wear weeb patches
>kek
>fucking weabs couldn't pass basic on Boy Scouts let alone military
>weabs spend their lives jacking to cartoon girls in their Mommy's basement

>>32704824
Oh fuck, I totally forgot I had an order for Crack as well. I may have a problem, but that problem sure as fuck isn't going to be a lack of patches. It's going to be money spent on patches, I'm over $100 that I remember so far this year.

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Tip of the day: Fix your iron on patches by puttung adhesive velcro dots on them. Mine stick really well to that glue on the back.

>>32704868
Hey now. I'm a weeb and active duty

>>32704784
>meduka #SQUAD where
sold out.. but you couldn't order that anyway.

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>>32704543
Mostly keep them on the wall or on my backpack, sometimes I wear on on a hat mostly dtomomsea or A S S D E A D D I C since my girlfriend really likes those two and they fit

>>32704957
>sold out..
Aw man, that su-
>but you couldn't order that anyway.
Oh. Of course. Well, fuck that, then. I'm not going to let wep-grep wafus hold a monopoly over meduka stuff. Time to throw money at Ai, or Sour, or NEET, or Wood, or literally anyone to help make cool magical operator girl patches to satisfy my /ak/ needs.

>>32704436
I don't know if I'd put you off that long man
Unless you WANT me to put it off

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>>32705003
>girlfriend
Surely you mean 2D?

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Added some more Awoo's to this. I'll throw it on my site tomorrow for Trumbys inauguration.

>>32705113
what are the dimensions?

>>32705056
Either way is fine by me, man. My parents are holding on to the pistol right now anyways. Not like it's going anywhere. If you plan to make it down there before June, we can arrange to have them sell it in my place.

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I want to marry TrumpChan!

She'll be up tomorrow too.

>>32705032
why are you so hurt?

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>>32705128
Please don't tell me its the Malayfaggot's Trump chan.

>>32705119

3.5 by 5

It's a guesstimate though. I worked through the night to finish it and I'm at work now so I can't remember for a fact what the hard numbers are.

>>32704275

Holy shit this is genius, can I share this on my FB?

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>>32704750

>>32704868
>had an order for Crack
Patches are pretty addictive.

>>32705134
'Cause I like Madoka, and it seems WGW is the only place to get Madoka /k/ stuff. Also, they weren't very nice, but that's in the past, no more drama over it here.

>>32705146
Like you wouldn't believe. Also, nice patch.

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Okay, I'm retards. Just opened my store (I lied, it's still closed) but I don't have a logo image. SO! Who wants some money and one of every patch I run forever as payment for the logo for Merlin's Magical Merrows? I'll special mention you somewhere in the store as well, giving credit for said. If there's more than one super cool logo, you can both have some cash and patches, I don't plan to make money off this shit anyhow. May as well please some weebs while I blow more cash on patches.

>>32704245
hey am interested in the instutinal racisim patch can i get a link?>

>>32705271
It's NEETs patch. But before you buy it you have to pledge you're elegance to TRUMP.

>>32704567
I know who you are. Banana

>>32705271
sure: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

>>32705291
Bitch you don't know me.

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Hey faggot stop ordering shit then leaving the country.
The fucking mailbox can't hold all the chinese cartoon books and /ptg/ bullshit.
You have a problem, seek counseling.

>>32705003
I know who you are. Banana

>>32705320
yeah it's the guy who puts his hats on the floor and hangs his panels up sideways

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>>32704131

Does anyone know where I can buy a 'Meme War of 2016 Veteran' patch?

>>32704454
with the rest of them
no ETA yet

>>32705307
what's on your shelf

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>tfw the dollar store has non-security envelopes for $.005 cheaper per envelope than security
>tfw they don't have enough of them

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Still waiting

Just grabbed the last 102st Awoo patch! Super glad I got bored while jacking off long enough to check up on the site!

>>32705396
me too

>>32705210
what's your email?

>>32705387
what's the difference?

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>>32705396
>>32705423
Not habbening. I've already claimed rights to Wood-chan's body.

>>32705435
security ink on the inside
you can't read through it
doesn't matter to me obviously

>>32705459
the eyes aren't correct

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>>32705071
Nope 3d or gtfo

>>32704620

I have never and don't think I ever will understand the whole obsession with the weeb hentai shit. And yet here it is... a whole wall of patches worth... Not knocking you or anything.

>>32705495
>wearing apron
>with clothes underneath it

shit waifu baka desu senpai

>>32705502
Me neither

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>>32705495

>>32705431
Wow, thanks for asking, I must be extra dumb today.

Email is [email protected].

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>>32704543
wall and on my work backpack

>>32705143
>Holy shit this is genius, can I share this on my FB?
Go for it man, hope it promotes your quality work.

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>>32705490
FT
FY

>>32705387
did the cashier give you a weird look?

>>32705586
slightly
but it's the dollar store in Wisconsin
People walk out with a case of beer and kids toys

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>>32705558
stop molesting

>>32705597
You... You can buy beer at the dollar store? Is it 2% alcohol?

>>32704893
or just iron them on velcro to you can actually put them on something to reveal your power level

>>32705611
nope
full power
>it's not really a dollar store
>not everything is a dollar

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>>32705396
>>32705459
Uploaded the lewd to my twitter. Unsure if an imgur could lead my ass to a ban here.

>>32705611
>He doesn't know that most midwest dollar stores sell alcohol
>especially Wisconsin

The Midwest is the beer haven

>>32705363
It' ain't my shelf and the addict can tell you if he wants to

>>32705640
You can link bestiality videos. Just don't post it on here.
Only CP links are bannu.

>>32705495
that's enough person for 4d

>>32705597
I once swore under my breath when a cvs ran out of discounted press and seal security envelopes. one of the employees asked me if everything was ok. I picked up my spaghetti and left.

>>32705672
I could have gotten the self sealing, but they wanted $1.75 for 30 and I said fuck that noise

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>>32705640
http://imgur.com/a/i2ZtO

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>>32705685
lewd

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T A K E M Y M O N E Y

>>32705685
nice, you have a knack for drawing lewds

make sure to mention on your resume

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>>32705685

>>32705679
did you at least get a stamp sponge like i told you or will you be gagging again like a cocksucking bitch?

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>>32705685
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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>>32705685
wew

>>32705727
I rarely use those envelopes
these ones are unflavored

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>>32705685
>>32705693
>MFW

>>32704245
Hey my man where can I get that "lagoon trade and courier services" patch?

>>32705685
10/10, would ask to help chop down trees with.

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>>32705502
because it appealed to both a hobby and an interest. before i knew it i was neck deep in this stuff

Leaf's, the fuck is wrong with your postal service? Patches from Australia/Thailand/China to bugerland has been less of a hassle than from syrupland.

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>get bored and decide to make a product page for MAGA Lion since shipping says I'll be getting it the next day or two
>set it all up, pics and all, looks good
>check off the thing that doesn't let check out
>go to bed
>don't check orders but see inna email there's been a bunch of new orders
>come home and decide to start packing shit
>mfw MAGA Lion in every order
FUCK.

Luckily it wasn't too many orders. Going to send an email to everyone who did buy a lion in an hour and let them know what happened. Ya'll can decide if you want me to refund you the money for the lion, or hold your order back till I get it in, which should be tomorrow. SHOULD. Unless Fedex end up being cunts and holding it till Monday.

>>32705835
What happened?

>>32705846
My best conclusion as to why the site decided to let people add it to the cart was because it didn't save the option when I checked it off.

>>32705846
>>32705858
And so the preordering begins anew

>>32705850
Shit just takes weeks to arrive, if it even does. I'm about 3 for 7 right now with packages I've actually gotten from america's hat.

>>32705826
where'd that one come from?

looks like WGW tier blatant, but with an actual decent design, too

>>32705886
ebay find
only one i've come across

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>>32705865
NO ONONONOONONO

IT DOESN'T

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>>32705500
>Yankee Marshall

Might as well get some Obama patches while you're at it.

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I guess WoodChan is lewd after all.

>>32705526
sent

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Is Wood iside this thread?
I saw this design pop up and wondered if I there were plans to make a patch of it.
>Bright blue underwear
You just know that a good Christian girl choosing underwear like that would be on all fours, sawing your log with shavings flying everywhere within seconds of meeting you.

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>>32705846
>he did it again

>>32706024
>Get fucked Ai

That's rude

>>32706024

Maybe a lewd variant is something I could consider. It's not that I haven't thought it of before.

I wanted to commission a whole new design for WoodChan's lewd patch.

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>>32706024
>get fucked Ai
The only one who's getting fucked tonight is Wood-chan by my wood.

Remember when these threads were more about patches and not circlejerk blogging?

>>32706138
remember how you haven't been here long and we've made a bunch of new ones in the last couple threads

>>32705363
You should make an Operator-chan keychain. Or at least some sort of gulf war girl.

>>32706173
>how you haven't been here long
Look ma I'm projecting

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>>32706040

>>32706138
But soon there will be patches about our circlejerk blogging.

>>32706138
There really isn't much to do while we wait for new patches to drop

>>32706204
I have actually sketched a few ideas

>>32705685
Hey Sour, do you have an approximate date for restock of Gaza Strip and release date on Give 'em Elle?

>>32706221
>There really isn't much to do while we wait

You could go outside

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>>32706204

>>32706237
it doesnt matter scalpers will buy them out within 30 seconds anyway

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>>32705927
O...ok.

>>32706240
The outside is dangerous.

>>32706138

>yfw we're making a patch about circlejerk blogging>>32706249

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Anyone ever watch Superjail! I just realized that Alice's patch would be cool to have.

>>32706314
>SJW patch

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>>32705685
>that resolution
FT
FY

http://imgur.com/a/pj2oN

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>>32706240
how about no?

>>32706237
Gaza strip was shipped yesterday. have yet to get color corrections sample for elle. I wanted to put them up together but seems like that wont be an option.

>>32706372
how much do you charge for shipping?

>>32706372
>not making people wait longer and create bigger hype

>>32706372
That's great to know, thank you so much.

>>32706411
He isn't Skin.

>>32704942
>I'm a weeb and active duty
>On the internet you can be anything
I am the CEO of an international oil company
flying in my solid gold Gulfstream jet with 12 hookers orally servicing me every 3 minutes while I snort lines of coke off their asses.
See!

>>32706419
kek

also i really want a gaza strip galil.. but it would be my first obvious weeb patch with a blatant anime girl. don't know if i should cross that line.

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>>32706433
Not him. How autistic do you have to be to think there isn't one faggot in the military that likes anime? Hell, I know of two people like that that are in active service right now.

>>32706466
All it is is a qt dog girl, no weeb here

>>32704868
Wasn't a weeb before i joined. I actually hated weebs. Became a weeb in the fleet. I remember watching black bible with my entire platoon at one point when deployed.

>>32706517

Bible Black. The greatest love story ever told.

>>32706483
woven in anime style based on an anime

>>32706523
no. that's oreimo.

>>32706474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw

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>>32706138
Like the time I talked about shitty college anime clubs full of fujos and hambeasts?

I about to start my reconnoiter of it in 20 minutes. No pictures unless absolutely necessary, because PERSEC. Wish me luck!

>>32706539
>Oreimo
You misspelled ToraDora

>>32706517
>>32706523
>hear it's good
>watch it
>first scene
>sacrifice some naked chick on an altar
>um ok
>4 minutes and 17 seconds in
>nurses clit turns into a cock
>proceeds to fuck the girl

Literally just stopped, walked to my bed, sat down, and contemplated what the fuck just happened

>>32705307
You don't tell me what to do. And tell Rob he better have my rent when he gets back.

>>32706539
>Heh heh heh...

Good lord.

>>32706543
gib pics

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>>32706547

NEET.jpeg>>32706547

>>32706543
oh boy. pics are absolutely necessary. and at least one guy on /k/ knows his secs. dog bless.

>>32706547
Its better with a crowd.

>>32706583
I'd marry every single one of them.

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>>32706565
>>32706575
Fineeee. I'll try to grab some, but no promises.

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>>32706583
What are you implying here?

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>>32706691
You don't actually think that's me, right?

>>32706691
http://nateandannelisa.blogspot.de/
Not our Пётp

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What do we have in this department?

>>32706721
Any anime patch

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>>32706691
>>32706720
>nate
You fucking moron. Were you looking for pics of NEET and then decide to post some random leafs and meme me instead?

KEK

>>32704728

I like this

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>>32706758
low energy desu. Next time cut of a little of the edge of the picture so google won't directly provide the website you got the image from

>>32706561
wat?

>>32706570
>>32706606
Hey WoodPatch/Sour, question about the Wood-Chan lewd, is the bit of shirt you can see under her arms supposed to be white?

>>32706889
looks like he forgot to remove her tshirt

>>32706889

If it is, it should be black like her tank top.

I saw it too but didn't think it was a big deal.

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>mfw waiting, and none of the supposed 100 are here yet.

I feel rused.

>>32706900
There's a black strap for it hanging from her left shoulder too, also a bra strap.

For all we know she's just pulled everything down to let them breath, or maybe it's just a different, stripey shirt!

>>32706943
whatchu talkin bout

>>32706943
"none" meaning you are alone? got the time right?

/r/ing a /pol/ Gambian Expeditionary Forces patch or /pol/ Gambian Division patch for future shenanigans.

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>go to draw
>can't hold still

I guess it's time to drink

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>tfw people actually own these patches now
Seems like just yesterday that we were designing it in a thread together

>>32707037
I'm actually about to run out of the third order

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>go to get beer
>brothers friends drank it all

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>>32707061
nice
good thing you didnt go with my first attempt.
terrible angle and size for the text

>>32707078
good. you should stop selling package art and daily drinking.

>>32707090
did I ever get you that free one?

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>>32707097
don't judge me

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>>32707110

>>32707102
Didn't even know there was a free one in it for me

>>32707030
JAMMEH WILL WIN

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>>32707078
>be American
>no canned piss in fridge
>unhappy with that fact

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>>32704204
When will the M14 patches be out. Pls set one aside 4 me

>>32707133
designers get free patches mang

email me
[email protected]

>>32707197
I should nab that pic to use for M14
The original has fucked up colors

>>32707247
Sheeit mang thats mighty kind
will do

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>>32707268
Nah nah, the OG looks good, the hair just sort of fucks up with the skin color.
I like the OG the best, but I would change the words to say something else.

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>>32707168
>implying I don't drink the master race beverage

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>>32707304
And for the description

>they know what they do

>>32707247

>designers get free patches mang

fuck now i'm gonna start designing patches

>>32707364
you have to make the design, not just come up with the idea

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>mfw I get an order from NEET
At last...

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>>32707304
>Ale
>master race beer
Choose one, fuckin' export beer drinking colonials

>>32707371

yeah i get it

>>32707371
>not just come up with the idea
there goes my free gloli patch

>>32707347
>>32707304

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/BeerFinder

>No locations within 100 miles of my zip code

FUCK

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>MemeWarfare patch is bigger than the original /k/ shield
Did not expect that.

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>>32707508
It's a big guy thing... you wouldn't understand.

>>32707468
they sell in Wisconsin exclusively

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Honestly, if I was fighting in a war, and I captured a Tango with a weeb patch, I would ignore all international conventions relative to the treatment of prisoners of war.

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>>32707553
Thx bby

>>32706889
My bad. http://imgur.com/a/N7kpl

>>32707585
Looks so nice. Like an undigestable Toblerone. Thank god i have mine polished.

>>32704728

Want.

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>>32707615

>>32707585
Me too. Instead of restraints we'd have a big gay party.

>>32707615
does a higher res version exist?

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>Sour out-lewds me

Okay, fuck it, Woodpatch is getting drawn bent over a god damn couch

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>>32707725

>>32707725
so which image are you copy+pasting this time?

>>32705670

Fuckin' lol

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>>32707714
For Woods eyes only.
>>32707725
You better deliver

>>32707814
>For Woods eyes only.
that's fuckin gay

>>32707758
>>32707758
cute meme. Did your mother pick it out for you, fuck boy?

>>32707838
The truth isn't a meme just because you don't like it, Tumblrina.

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>>>32702804

I don't have tactical wall-to-wall velcro mounting systems, pls no bully.
I also don't know which chinese cartoon this grill is from, forgive me.

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>>32707848
Dank memes friend. Now lemme bang this pic out so you can get to eating those words of yours.

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>>32707814

>>32707860
>Now lemme copy and pasting shit ive already done before

Went ahead and fixed that for you. I know your buttrage impairs judgment.

>>32707725
YESSS

>>32707848
>>32707882
Don't be salty please, these threads are for cozy

>>32707920
I'm not the salt mine here.

Telling the truth =/= salty. You should know better, after your 'waah WGW stole muh patch' episode.

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>>32707882
>trying this hard to start shit

>>32707940
now you guys can go to back to facebook and circlejerk with your tears, it's a win-win

>>32707585
edgy

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>>32707938

>>32707725
I'm okay with this

>>32707850
I don't actually remember

>>32707938
>>32707980
u mad lmao

>anime fags getting triggered

This is some good entertainment

>>32708047
samefagging

>>32708061
I know you are. Put your name back on.

>>32708076
and which name would that be, bud

>>32708082
you queers are all the same, name one

>>32708096
lmao can't even deny he's samefagging and has no reason to believe others are lmao

>>32708104
>still wont put his name back on

Sad.

>>32708168
Okay there you go

>>32708096
Looks like the jig is up folks, he caught me.

Does anyone know if that Apex Predator patch from Titanfall ever became a thing? If it did, would you know where I could find it?

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>>32708034
Next time I order, I will probably request waifu.
Ichiyon = Luv.
>>32704204
Here's hoping that you've got one of those Ichiyon patches still in stock when I next decide to order.
On another note, Merlin said he was going to send me his entire lineup after getting his store set up cuz I gave him name ideas. I wonder if he knows I'm in Thailand.

>>32708181
>>32708179
Now was that so hard?

>>32708192
Etsy, ebay, craigslist

>>32708192
I don't think it'll ever get made by a /k/ patch person. When somebody posts something saying "patch when" every thread, people get put off it, but that's why you've not posted it for a couple of threads, isn't it?

>>32707725
Please have her be fucked by ai's octopus

>>32708253
I've literally never posted in a patch thread before but okay.

>>32708224
Tried it, couldn't find any sort of Titanfall related patch

>>32708295
Or NEET choking her with his handcuffs

>>32707030
Lets see how it pans out first.

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Anybody else not get their RWDS patch yet? I would of paid extra for some tracking NEET

>>32708345
what's your order number

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>>32707714
>>32707814
Sorry, wood, going to have to cuck you on this (again).

http://imgur.com/a/Em26V

>>32708345
not yet, but didn't expect it would come till tomorrow at earliest.

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>>32708356

>>32708350
1377

>>32708356
based Ai

>>32708420
>>32708345
>not emailing him

You're fucking retarded

>>32708420
I already responded to you via email

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>can't draw for shit

>>32708531
learn Photoshit or make doodles on paper

how the fuck i learn to draw sex anime girl

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>>32708536
The best I can do is cobble shit together on my phone

>>32708356
> Slightly bigger
> High Res

>>32708596
Are you serious or shitposting?

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>>32708666
More than enough for me

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Slowly awaiting this release
Will be posting a picture every day until this becomes a patch in my collection

>>32708684
very serious just eating chicken wing and typing on phone one hand is big phone s4 note
cant draw at all but want to a lot

>>32708596
>>32708702
1. start drawing
2. keep drawing
3. dont get comfy with a style or way of drawing
4. git gud
6. youre not good
7. go back to step one

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>>32708693
True. not like drew her fucking pores or anything requiring ULTRA HD!

>>32708719
>always at step one

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>>32708696
>I've earned myself a bully

>>32708757
Every.
Fucking.
Day.
UNTIL RELEASE.

>>32708719
so just draw what ever even if it comes out bad and just do it again every day until I like it or what?

>>32708770
not the same thing, because youll only get good at drawing that one thing. draw something untill youre done, find mistakes and say "i messed up here here and here," draw something else and keep doing that. you can always keep adding to a work its just up to you when to say youre done working on it

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>>32708757
Actually was pretty surprised when I found this in some Thai shop down the street. RWSS Patch must be released.

>>32708801
alright man thanks I'll be back in like 6 years with a patch try not to burn this place to ground

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Anyways, time to stop avoiding it: I'm going to do the Lilly route.

Hear Hanako is also much happier, and as a Hanakofag this should satisfy my soul.

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>>32707011
Nope, it's the correct time. I bailed after waiting around for 20 minutes. I don't know if I could of handled 3 hours of concentrated autism anyway.

Either they haven't actually gotten their shit updated on their shitty webpage, or they went and disbanded over Christmas without any warning.

I'll try next week anyway, but it looks like Operation "The most dangerous weeb" is a failure.
Oh well. Or is that maybe thank god?

>>32708831
haha sorry dude, theres no "get quick" way. also get a couple anatomy books and really read them and look at the notes if the author put them on something. i picked a couple up at barnes and nobel

>>32708295
>>32708328

I made a quick thing

>now I'm really a felon

http://imgur.com/a/Y4JQ8

>>32708751
You said earlier that Elle will be coming much later than Gaza Strip, would it be possible to have one bought and saved until Elle drops so that they can ship in the same package?

If not that's fine, I was just curious.

>>32708909
that's not the post I linked

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>>32708909
holy kek

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>>32704204
bro please tell me the Ichiyon patch is still up for grabs

>>32708638
There has to be a joke about her OP scout rushing abilities or something.

Did the Senshado patches come out yet? Tonk lyfe 4 life

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>>32708757
>>32708696

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Went to start drawing and the wife was like "aaayy dinners ready fuccboi"

Anyway, lewd

>>32708851
welcome to 2012 you leafy faggot

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>>32709069

>>32708851
Emi is still the best girl

>>32708851
Is it bad that I only did Lilly and Hanako's route? I only got through like half of Emi's before I just stopped playing.

I feel like a bad person somehow...

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For the life of me I can't find a translation online that verifies what this bind rune claims to say. Is this an animoo thing? And are all of them blems with stitching showing? If they're blems why are you charging 8 dollars for them instead of a reduced rate?

>>32709132
Fimbulvetr

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>>32708993
hasn't been made yet

>>32709015
that will come after the keychains

>>32709069
>wood chipper

>>32709132
it's winterchan and the blems are only $5

>>32709230
The website shows them for 8. Or can I pick between blem and non? I's confused.

>>32709243
Weird
It's supposed to have an option
let me check my site options

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>>32709069

>>32704216
>More keychains
HYPE

>>32709268
try now

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>>32709080
Did Hanako that year....

>>32709243
Nvm I missed it

>>32709285
Oh I guess I wasn't crazy haha

>>32709129
You're not a bad person, anon. Personally it took me a whole year and a half to do Emi's route after my initial run.

>>32709323
the website was fucky for some reason

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KS Heart has now officially sold out.

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>>32709347
And Martian Militia.

Rest in peace.

>>32709395
fug!

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>>32709069

Does anyone know when the Flecktarn "Operator Chan" patch is going to be available again? I need to get one for the full suit I'm ordering shortly. I might get one for my little brother as well (He is getting a full Fleck suit as well).

>>32709347
Yo gonna do another run?

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>>32709001
>using the activate all abilities order

>>32709616
If there's enough interest...

>>32704388
It's not loops, 7-8 is standard for loops. It's drop length. Google "Official Table of Drops".

>>32709595
ask 2hu

>>32709724
I just sent an E-mail. Thanks tho, fampai.