ITT: tell the story of the time you had to draw on someone. Mine

>>32677218
Heres your (You), now start the thread properly and tell us fagit

>>32677218
Opened a .50 Cal on some desert rats while in Iraq, got two.

Now do >>32677233 and let's hear it babygirl.

>>32677233
With shit like that I considered not doing it, but alright.

>be me around a year ago
>recent shooting has gotten people riled up
>protest in town by BLM, the kind of protest where people smash shit and the cops roll in
>me and a friend (stupidly) decide to check it out
>we carry in case
>show up unannounced, just stroll in without making ourselves known
>start getting yelled at, decide this was a bad idea
>people start approaching us, being loud as shit
>can't understand what they're yelling
>lady shoves my friend
>sharks smell blood
>these fuckers start fucking with us so we decide to get out
>turns into running real quick
>get chased around a corner, then a few blocks more
>we can't get to our car, I know we'll be outran before then
>have to draw on them
>yell warning but they slow down, not stopping
>2 shots, then we keep running

I don't know if anyone was seriously hurt, but I think about it all the time. I wonder who they thought we were, and if I really had to shoot.

>>32677218
>11, home isn't in the best neighborhood, but not the worst either. Lots of single families, mostly 2/3 bedroom places, lower middle class
>Home "sick", hated school, so wanted to stay home and play vidya/fap
>Glorious VHS porn from under parents bed, behold the bush that only Late 80's/Early 90's porn could have
>Hear odd sound at back door; like multiple thunks, think "OH SHIT! Mom must be home early" or something, go to turn TV and VHS Player off
>Hear loud as "CRACK!" come from backdoor
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK, that is NOT Mom.
>Peer above couch to back window in kitchen, dude back there, no idea who he is, FUCK, some asshole is breaking in to MY ROOM.
>Run to parents room, stepdad keeps revolver in top drawer, loaded
>Grab it, check to make sure it's loaded, drop a couple of rounds because shaking, dude is starting to come into the house
>Draw back hammer, SA/DA, but whatever, figure it needed to be done, only shot this thing once before and because it's a .44 fucking SCARED. More scared of firing gun than the dude.
>Dude has a few of my things in his arms; N64, piggy bank, opens my door which I had shut just in case someone came home so as not to get busted fapping.
>Damn near crying, draw on the guy, probably 15' away now, scream in my best XBoxLive voice "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
>Dude ducks, drops N64, and books it.
>Freak out, drop gun on floor, try not to freak out more
>Know I have to tell my mom, but don't wanna tell her the truth
>Rewind the tape back to exact spot where it was initially paused, throw it back under bed.
>Tell her some guy just tried to break in, ran to her room and drew pistol, because was taught to use gun to protect myself
"How the hell did you know that was there, anon?"
>FUCK
"... I was stealing your cigarettes"
>Police report filed, no arrests, we fix back door, gun gets moved to new spot but I get more shooting lessons in the woods, and have to smoke 2 packs of Marlboro Red 100's when they smoked fucking Marlboro Lights.

>>32677318
Sounds pretty damn scary. I'm not sure what you meant when you talked about the Marlboro red 100s and stuff tho.

>>32677358
It was, honestly hope I never have to draw on someone again, but I've taken more classes on reaction and steadying now.

As far as the cigarettes; I lied because I didn't want them to get rid of/hide/lockup the porn, so I told my mom I was sneaking her cigs. She smoked a pussy type, really light small ones.They made me smoke two packs straight of the harshest, biggest ones we had around. Was sick for a while after. Shit sucked.

>>32677378
Oh thanks for clearing that up.

>>32677317
Get out Saigamarine, you have court tomorrow

>>32677408
Saigamarine? Is that some /k/ meme I don't know about? I'm a newfag here

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>>32677424
Then don't even post here. Fucking idiot.

We have trips on trial. Serious bizzness.

>>32677424
>2015
>Three (or four?) edgy /k/ tripfags decide to visit a BLM protest to meme IRL ans stir shit up
>Shit gets stirred up, BLM protestors form into an angry mob and chase the tripfags down an alley trying to attack them for the shit-stirring
>tripfags get cornered
>tripfags draw from concealment and shoot 5(?) protestors
>cops show up, arrest tripfags for shootings, story is spun as "white supremesists KKK member plan mass shooting at BLM protest"
>afforementioned tripfags go on trial today or tomorrow or some time this week idk
>http://www.dailydot.com/layer8/black-lives-matter-shooting-minneapolis/

Also on a related note, when does their trial actually start?

>>32677218
back to /pol/ you go

>>32677317
Isn't this just the story from the news a while back where some BLM roodypoos started mobbing some dudes?

>>32677218
I had to draw on this old fucker who kept harassing me and my friends while shooting. Dude kept trying to argue shit and started pushing us and trying to grab our guns off the table we brought with us

>>32678436
Kek

>>32677218
>Roommate fell asleep on couch
>drew a penis on his forehead with permanent marker