You're surrounded. It's going to be your last stand.

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>2 liters
>glock & SVORD Bowie
>"the sights might be a little off, hehehe, life was good"
>https://youtu.be/t2q14ZI5Vgw

>1.) Who or what is the mortal foe that has you surrounded?
A bunch of tied up lesbians.
>2.) What 2 weapons do you wield?
My dick and right nut. Sorry lefty I guess you were lost along the way.
>3.) What's your final line?
EURMNGHAH. I always make that noise when I cum. Don't know why.
>4.) WHAT'S YOUR BATTLE SONG?!
Classic 70s porn music.

>buncha niggers and spics
>S&W 686 and an aluminum baseball bat
>Mine is not to make reply. Mine is not to reason why. Mine is but to do and die.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIAT58S1CiY

>>32672926
>minorities, lots of them
>AR-15 and a fuck-huge knife
>"up yours, niggers!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU

>>32672926
You remember that Monty Python sketch where the guy gets to pick his method of execution and is chased off a cliff by a bunch of pneumatic topless women? Basically that minus the '70's hair styles.

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>>32672926

>Eagle Fans
>dual wield Lombardi Trophies
>"AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o

>>32672926

1.) Who or what is the mortal foe that has you surrounded?
SJWs
2.) What 2 weapons do you wield?
ww2 era flamethrower, homemade explosive
3.) What's your final line?
"Ban this you cunts"
4.) WHAT'S YOUR BATTLE SONG?!
Brick in the wall, Pink Floyd

1) Lots o' niggers
2) M249, 1911 with one bullet, I ain't dyin to niggers
3) MAGA
4)Queen - Dont stop me now

1)other Mexicans an bigger
2)sawn off double barrel and also
3)where ever the money is, I is
4)my way-frank sinatra

>>32676882
And niggers*

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>>32672926
1.) The assembled hordes of the Blue Helmets.
2.) A G36C with no spare mags. A kukri machete to Butcher Pete with until death.
3.) I AIN'T AFRAID TO DIE!! ARE YOU!?!
4.)Look On Down From The Bridge by Mazzy Star.

1.) Hoard of ANTIFA
2.) FAL with the carry handle cut off, painted mustard yellow and forest green on the ground with a sock, Browning Hipower
3.) COME GET IT YOU TERR BASTARDS
4.) Green and White Rhodesia

HER DADDY WENT TO FIGHT FOR THE GREEN AND WHITE

1.) ATF
2.) OBREZ/Stippled G3 Glock 17 with a vertical foregrip, sawed off grip, some shitty aftermarket iron sights, magpul magazines
3.) AM I BEING DETAINED?
4.) Ron Paul Punk Rock Anthem

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH, I'LL FIGHT FOR IT TO MY DYING BREATH RON PAUL.

RON PAUL.