>"reviews" guns >it's just ten minutes of

they're not really meant to be reviews

DELET THIS!

>>32665269
How do you actually review a gun? They're all pretty much the same. I only watch his videos for the close up shots.

Until someone's actually going to go over the unique specs and torture test the gun there's no point of a "review." MAC comes close to doing that, AK Operators Union actually goes beyond that. They're the only real reviewers I know of.

How are you going to hate on hickok? He's probably the most likeable gun guy on the interwebs. His videos are meant to be entertainment more than anything, and if he's not tactical enough for your taste then go back to watching nutnfancy you faggot.

>>32665334
Because retards like you are guaranteed to reply to him.

>>32665316
then what's the point? I can go shoot guns in the woods too

>>32665269

>Butthurt OP who didn't spend time with grandpa

>Minimum 72 hour advance purchase opportunity on ALL hard to get guns, ALL used guns, AMMO, and any other special offers.
>YOU always get the "first shot"!
>All "Fast Track" items ship within 1 business day for Team BUDS members **
>A 1-888-Toll-Free number for Team BUDS members only.
>An expedited email option for Team BUDS members only.
>90 Layaway on Used Guns available to Team BUDS members only.

And only $29.95/year to sign up! I can really see why Bigkok45" supports them so much!

>>32665269

>why is this allowed

because he can. What, are you one of those freedom hating faggots who tries to make others do what only you like?

Fuck you, you dusty queef.

>>32665269
All gun reviews are "reviews"
>this is gun
>it goes pew pew when i pull trigger
>reviewed!

>>32665470
You do know that you aren't required to use a product or service because someone endorsed it, right?

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>>32665269
Hickok is like shooting with a buddy. You don't really give a shit about whether or not you're getting sub-moa grouping or some shit. You just wanna have fun with your guns and shoot the shit, pun intended.

He also gives a few fun facts about the relevant gun so it is a bit informative.

>>32665517

So that means it still can't be criticized? Brilliant.

>>32665518
that pic is charming

>>32665269
Old fucks like Hickock and mixup are cool. I guess. Don't know what these guys are like in person. At times Hickock seems full of shit with his pod cast and I hate his son. He should never have got his son online. He sucks.

Regardless... There are only three people on YouTube I can't stand. The faggot marshal, nutnautistic, and aregularmanlet.

>>32665533
No, but that's a strawman because to my knowledge he's never once told his viewers to get a premium membership with Bud's. The most I ever see is him say that they furnish loaners and Federal sent him ammo and that if you're planning to buy a gun consider supporting his sponsors. He doesn't even have a referral link so how would Bud's know that one of his viewers fit the very narrow set of qualifications necessary to justify a premium membership and signed up for one?

>>32665555

That isn't a strawman. Bud's does prevent normal customers from buying certain firearms on their site without that money-grab membership, and AlzheimersGrandpa does give shoutouts and praise to Bud's in nearly ALL of his videos. Just because I'm not buying from that retailer shouldn't prevent me from criticizing them along with the old man for association.

>>32665269
nice try nuttinfancy, but we all know you are trying to shut down the old man.

Cant clock block the hickok.

>>32665269
still better than james

>>32665269
They are overviews and opinions.
And the videos are pretty chill.

There are hundreds of videos of autistic people reviewing guns, and saying they are all either the best thing either or a piece of shit.

Hickock doesn't hang shit on guns unless they actually jam or fail.

He is a normie, a 'Murrican, and a natural born thug.

He is ~7 feet tall and has eternal life.
And i'm about 90% he is actually JMB, assuming he faked his death and continues to grow as he ages.

And he hits the gong like a boss..

>>32665652
>He is ~7 feet tall and has eternal life.

Like Honeydipper Dan.

>>32665269
>hatin on Hickok on /k/

its like going to /mu/ and shit on Swans; not gonna work.

>>32665402
Well aren't you lucky. Most people can't, but when they see hickok do it it looks pretty fun so maybe they'll take a bigger interest in firearms and shooting sports.
Spoiled fucking brat.

>>32665402
relaxing video fodder
it's like a "let's play" video

>>32665402
>>32665269
Well, you see, regardless of your opinion on the subject matter of the videos, this gentleman will continue getting hundreds of thousands of views from people who enjoy "whatever it is". you don't have to watch it, but your opinion will probably not impact that of all the people that enjoy whatever it is he makes videos of.

nobody ever said they were serious technical reviews in any way ever, it's literally an old guy shooting guns and whatever it is that he does, he's been successful at it

>>32665269
Different strokes for different folks.

You are aware there are other youtubers right?

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Almost all big gun channels are just advertisers now.

You want something real pathetic to watch Iraqi veterans vid on the fostech trigger and read the comments.

Made me unsubscribe

Karl usually gives it straight though.

>>32665269

"Hehehehe...Nice...."

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>>32666058
Do you really need to know more than that?

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>>32665329

Trigger reset time is something miculek complains about a lot. The weight and ability to hold a target.

Granted hicock is an old man that shoots pistols like a fucking fairy and JM is a competition shooter, but each has their own markets.

Hicock is great for people who want to relax and hear about federal and buds.

>>32666043

These two buttbuddies atleast dare to say a gun is shit if it is.

>>32665269
He doesn't review guns, faglord.
He just shoots them, hyuck hyuck hyucks, and gives his little impressions based on his preferences.

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>>32665269
Anyone got that sex greentext of hickok? The one where he is fingering something.

>>32665402
then go do that faggot

>>32665269

What specs or technical info?

Caliber and action is more than enough; you can tell magazine capacity by the video.

He's pretty much doing common functionality testing of various guns, which is what 99.99999% of us will ever do with them.

>>32665269
It's not really a review channel. It's more like a vlog. "Hey look what we got to shoot today at the compound, Youtube. Let's see if we can reach out and touch that gong..."

>>32665269

If you want more technical details, maybe lifesizepotato?

What does the rest of /k/ think about him? His collection surely is nice.

>>32667510
She's getting really fat.

>>32665269
keep the hood safe, H.

>>32667510
>>32667860
who is she...I need to know....for reasons

>>32667871
keep the hood safe, H.

>>32665607
Name the guns.

Or are you referring to layaways?

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>>32665269
It's less reviews and more The Joy of Painting with guns.

>>32668065
I'm pretty sure that's Laci Green.

>>32665269
you sound like a pesky 2L to me

>>32665269
Sorry dude let me fix that for you
>Here is some pou dude
>That's philosophy of use
>It's definitely a wrol gun and a go to war gun
>It only weighs 87 ounces which is sick
>You know the curse of the desert here on the project
>This gun totally passed it
Does that help curb that nagging sense of autism in your head?

hickok45 is the reason I own guns, fuck you

Hickok's videos are nice because they remind me of when I would shoot with Grandpa on his ranch before he got terminal lung cancer and killed himself.

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>>32665269
>allowed

>>32665269
>t. nutnfancy subscriber

He's one of the last people that remembers guns are supposed to be fun to shoot. Why do you hate fun?

>>32665269
you shut your whore mouth OP!

>>32667860

She was always going to, you could tell

Certain girls are born to be fat women, and if they're lucky there's a 10-15 year grace period before the brakes fall off

>>32665269
>want (x gun)
>want to make sure (x gun) functions as its suppose to
>with hickok, I know its the gun and not him when it comes to failures

>technical details and specifications
As if they matter.

Fit. Finish. Ergonomics. Weight. Does it fit in The Box. Does it fuck up at all. Those are the only things that matter, to anyone, of any skill level.

>>32665269
bro stop talking shit about my grampa what is your problem?

why do you people even care. if its not a glock, 1911, or ar-15 its just a toy. this hobby is so fucking stupid. guns are masturbation.

>>32665329
Nutn actually reviews guns
Cue the asshurt

>>32665668
Swans are fucking shit

>>32665269
Don't worry, glockfanboi45 is dying

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>>32665269
and?

>>32665269
I like his comfy videos. They make an excellent break from the typical
>[FADE IN FROM BLACK THRASH METAL CGI LOGO WITH GUN NOISES]
>HEY GUYS I'M, UH, DICKSUCK92 AND THIS IS MY REVIEW OF [GUN]
>BLAM BLAM
>ANGLED PHONE SHOT OF GUY SHOOTING [GUN]
>BLAM
>UH YEAH, IN CONCLUSION THIS IS A GREAT FIREARM
>DONT FORGET TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, INSTAGRAM, TWEET AND SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS VIA TELEGRAM
videos that infest YouTube.

>>32670435

this, I watch it because it's chill and amusing

>>32669003
It's too bad he like to hear himself talk and ramble so much. If his reviews were cut down by like 50-66% down to like 10-15 minutes, they'd actually be worth watching.

>>32668188
Not him, but nearing up to the election, I remember a few guns and specific ammo like 9mm turning into "Team Bud's Only."

>>32670435
>EXPLODING GRAPHICS ON SKULL THRONE LOGO WITH "SEMPER FI DO OR DIE" IN GOTHIC TEXT ABOVE IT
>HOWDY FELLOW SHEEPDAWGS THIS IS FREEDOMAINTFREE1987 AND THIS IS MY REVIEW OF [GUN]
>BUT FIRST I NEED TO EXPLAIN SOME SHIT [INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT HOW SHITPOSTERS IN HIS COMMENTS SECTION ARE WRONG]
>4:30 OKAY SO NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY LETS LOOK AT THIS GUN
>8:22 AND THATS WHY I DISLIKE THIS GRIP ANGLE, MOVING ON...
>22:34 ALRIGHT LETS TAKE IT OUT TO THE RANGE SEE HOW SHE RUNS
>BANG BANG BANG
>SUSPICIOUSLY DOESN'T SHOW TARGETS OR PROVIDE SOUND SO THE USER CAN HEAR ROUNDS IMPACTING STEEL
>23:20 SHE RUNS REAL NICE DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BETTER GUNS I'VE EVER SHOT
>DONT FORGET TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, INSTAGRAM, TWEET AND SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS VIA TELEGRAM

>>32665269
Same reason why 30 minute Minecraft videos and let's-play streams of literally nothing are allowed

>>32670555
>No fade in or anything
>Grainy phone footage that shakes harder than the entirety of Cloverfield
>Audio compressed harder than the core of the sun
>FFFFBLBFHey guys, this is, uh, TrailerWhiteBoy69, uh, and, uh, this is my review of [GUN]
>Footage is of [GUN] just laying on a worn coffee table on to of coffee rings and toenail clippings
>Uh, it shoots, uh, pretty good, lots of, uh, accessories, and, uh, the price point is, uh, good
>Uh, thanks for watching, please, uh, comment, like, subscribe, share, link, and send word about to your friends via blanket smoke signal, as you would announce the fortuious arrival of the buffalo

>>32665269
Its just a fudd, ignore him

>>32669003
if by review you mean go on a bullshit rant for 35 minutes

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>>32665269
Seriously fuck this guy.

HC45 isn't a reviewer somuch as a "let's shoot" channel. Nutn is a serious reviewer with extensive data and information but my fucking god does he ramble. There's a pretty vast spectrum of gun review youtubers in between.

>>32666194
He's like the Bob Ross of gun reviewers.

Is he Rembrant with a gun? No. But just sit back and enjoy the journey my man.

>>32668469
Stretch that over 30 minutes and you're spot on

>>32665269
>why is this allowed?

Because people find him entertaining.

>>32668498
im with you anon
>>32674716
im stealing this. well said

>>32665269
I don't watch him for the gun reviews. I watch him so I can pretend he's my dad.

>>32665627
>Cant clock block the hickok.
> didn't fit glock into your little rhyme

>>32665269
>why is this allowed?

because it's his fucking channel

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>>32669003
you're about to get gear checked DUDE.

hey dude, whats your POU on that EDC?