I figured this is the place to ask. So, I'll be attending

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If I remember, the fedora is the universal hat for peace, so you shouldn't have any issues with rowdy liberals if you wear one while attending.

>>32644887
But wouldn't a fedora piss off my fellow Trump supporters?

>>32644857
>What should I bring
Small American flag on a stick, MAGA hat, positive attitude.
>What should I do if something happens
GTFO, fast.

>>32644857

Bring a camera and keep an eye out for the shooter in the grassy knoll.

>>32644899
>GTFO, fast.

Easier said than done when there will be thousands upon thousands of other people who will be panicking and thinking the same exact thing.

Smuggle a .380 in your ass that way you'll have a gun in case anything goes wrong

>>32644899
This, assuming GTFO is urban slang for stab a bitch in the throat with your tiny, sharpened flagpole.

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>>32644898
nah, normies dont associate it with anything, youre just "a weird kid' to them.

to be safe, just dress like a normal person, and act like a normal person, absolutly nothing is going to happen. secret service, cia, fbi, local PD and god knows theres probably marines there. if anything happens, move away from the crowd and get to your car or somewhere you can hide.


but seriously, nothing will happen.

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>>32645024
My anal carry piece of choice

>>32645068
https://youtu.be/-6oxhLz9l5s?t=28s

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>>32644857
Judging by the acts lined up, you should probably bring a book.

>>32644898
Just don't be a fat neckbeard while wearing it and you'll be fine.

>>32644857
There is an obscenely high chance of an actual attempt to either assassinate him or even overthrow the government.

They will FAIL but this is going to tip (((their))) hand in such a huge way even the normies and plebs are going to get a chance to see who's behind the curtain.

So thats up to you, I dont expect it would be dangerous everywhere in the city but they may circumvent the inauguration (im hearing of a million+ man protest).

Bring popcorn

Make sure you at least have some kind of self defense pocket doohicky like sap gloves (its cold out right?) or steel ball thingy wrapped in paracord.

> sap gloves are highly underrated, but I dont think you have enough time to get them, and dont try making an improvised one because it'll rupture on the first hit

Cant be sure about the firearms situation in DC but guns run out of ammo and we're talking about large numbers of chimps.


>>32644898

Wear your Maga hat.

>>32646203
>There is an obscenely high chance of an actual attempt to either assassinate him or even overthrow the government.
>((()))
You must be 18 or older to post here.

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>>32646203
I mean, there will probably be security, so I can't bring anything to conspicuous. I'll bring a belt with a metal buckle and a couple of glass bottles, I suppose.

>>32644857

certainly not a gun, those are banned at the inauguration.

>>32644857
Your huge raging freedom boner, and a moon man mask

>>32646203
>There is an obscenely high chance of an actual attempt to either assassinate him or even overthrow the government.
There's an obscenely high chance that you're a complete idiot and I'm willing to bet you $10,000 US that there will be no assassination attempt that gets beyond some retard getting v& for making threats and no credible threat to "the government" itself.

>>32647139
Not just the inauguration, they're pretty much banned outright in DC

>>32645133
>I lol'd

>>32644857
>people not realizing OP is trying to find a way to legally or secretly hide away a weapon and go to the inauguration day and kill Donald Trump because he's a die-hard liberal leftist.

How can you faggots be this completely blind?

Report him on terroristic suspicions!

>>32650900
This

Jesus fuck OP give it up already you hillary cunt lover.

bandana tied to a padlock in your back pocket.

if shit goes south, wap a nigga in the face.

>>32645001
It should be

>try not to get trampled

>>32644857
>to my safety
Are you Trump? If not, I doubt anyone is going to target you. If anything happens, put your widebody between the shooter and Trump, do your country proud.

>provisions
Get some granola bars, they are a good snack. Push them into your anus.

>>32650900
>thinking that could work
There are more checkpoints than people attending and snipers with spotters sighted onto every square yard woth orders to ignore collateral damage, I'm trying to get this dipshit on national TV and an autopsy table so hush.

>>32644857
Nothing and not make all of us look like an ass in front of the liberal media?

>>32644857
If you bring a gun to DC the police will find a local gang to rape you before they throw you in the back of a van and break your neck while driving around corners.

Its just the rules.

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>>32653113
>DC
>mfw applying to cities to be a cop in
>start the application process with DC Metro Police Department
>find out they have a Gay and Lesbian unit
>they also have a tranny Sgt.
>http://www.fox5dc.com/news/222671472-story
>mfw
glad I didn't bother finishing my application. Fuck working in that fucked up city.

>>32644857
you should be worried about your Manchurian candidate.

>>32644857
If you see my ex girlfriend there protesting, please fucking shoot her.

>>32644857
>What should I do if anything actually happens?
Contact the nearest guy with shades and an earpiece or uniformed cop and let them handle it. If you pull a weapon at the inauguration you're going be arrested or killed.