I can't join my own nations intelligence agencies because

If you're too much of a retard, join the Marines
You'll fit right in

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>>32641447
>there are no smart people in other countries
wew lad. sorry about your single-digit IQ.

>>32641447
Yup. One nation's traitor is another nation's assets

Protip: if you post on 4chan, even if it's just /k/, you're an undesirable canidate for any intelligence agency.

Low level stuff like basic federal law enforcement (FBI, DEA, ATF, ect) if you put in the time for a valuable 4 year degree and got some real world experience, then maybe. Some military background might be a plus. But if you want to be in the higher level alphabet agencies doing work for the DIA, CIA, NSA, ect you need to have an excellent record, good GPA from a nice uni, and have talent. And possibly be well connected. Avoid social media. The truth is, they deal with information that effects the world stage, keeping secrets and doing certain types of work is for certain types of people.

If you're after interesting and cool consider low level LE, military, private investigative work, and similar fields. Look into degrees in criminal justice, forensics, intelligence, and similar fields. Find something you can be passionate about. Your job and career can be fun and interesting without playing dangerous spy games.

>>32641447
>Russia
we dont want you

>>32641447
If you can't get secrets from your own country why would anyone else want you?

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>>32641783
this

>>32641447
>>32641447
Holy moly. I first thought that picture showed some new movie. Those vehicles are real. FSB sure knows how to build something intimidating. But what possible reasons have wheel covers?

Video where picture is from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYpf96DF3J4

>>32641447
Uh, don't you usually post on twitter? This is unpresidented.

>>32641710
Would agencies know about my posting?

>>32642490
We know everything, Matt.

>>32641447
No intelligence agencies are going to hire autists

>>32643308
Guess my name next

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>posting your desire to work for a foreign nation's intel agency
>on a (likely) friendly country's datamining / psyop / honeypot site

>>32641447
hyshtysu

>>32643334
say what?
>implying they care

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>>32641447
What, you think they have lower standards in Russia?

>>32642490
Same anon.

Let me put it like this.

Most big name sites that gather a lot of media attention, like 4chan, usually come under some form of investigation at some point. There's been countless life ruining raids, government leaks posted here, countless felonies committed, the list goes on.

Due to the momentum this site once had, such as "old /b/", it's most definitely been looked at closely enough that there's a higher chance it is monitored. Even if the current owner hasn't sold out by now and allowed LE monitoring from within, and the server's security is so top notch that even the best paid government contractors couldn't get in, your ISP can show that you've been here. Most all internet service providers collaborate and work with the National Security Agency and their mass data collection. I actually can't think of many tech giants that don't work with the National Security Agencies' mass data collection programs.

The point is, if you wanted to work with highly classified and sensitive information, it would be very wise not to post on a website that has the aforementioned reputation and history. That's why I suggested starting out with smaller steps. Investigators, cops, and enlisted members of the armed forces are bestowed with a certain degree of responsibility and duties. Doing this kind of work first and proving you are of good moral character, can be trusted to keep the right kind of secrets and do the right thing when faced with the wrong kind of secrets, won't misuse or abuse certain powers, and can handle a serious line of work might help set you up with a better chance of doing big boy work.

Just remember, the CIA used to sexually abuse minors, the FBI used to run kiddie porn servers, and the ATF did Waco. These federal agencies were made to serve an important role in for our nation. Some of them are the law, or are almost above the law. They need to be filled with patriots who are of strong character, not boot thugs and kiddie lovers.

>>32642273
it's used for counter-terrorism. they literally drive it up to whatever building is hiding the combatants and just spray pkm and grenades into it from atop hatches in the roof, it doesnt do anything better than the other armoured jeep they have

>>32641447
If your garbage in your own country your garbage in all countries