>Haha anon are you compensating for something? >Actually

>>32638882
just admit to it, they will make fun of your baby dick but at least you have an argument for owning guns.

>>32638882

>on /k/
>find post
>not related to weapons, the military, or /k/ stuff.

>>32638914
>nobody is allowed to have fun on muh /k/

>2016+1
>still having a penis
You do know that girls get everything they want handed to them, right?

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>>32638882
>jeez, whats with all the guns anon, you a bit paranoid or something haha?
>yeah, after I left Iraq I found not having a weapon and some gear close to me led to constant anxiety and panic attacks, fearing that if a dangerous situation were to arise id fail at protecting the people I care about and that'd be added to the list of friends ive lost or let down and feel like I failed
usually shuts them up. haha

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>>32638882
Of course I'm compensating for something.

If I could kill someone at 300 yds with my dick I wouldn't need an ar15.

>Should people be allowed to own nukes?!
>Yes.

>How many kids have to die before you give up guns?
>All of them.

>Are you compensating for something?
>Yes.

This is the only correct procedure.

>Look at this gay little white boi
>So scared of real niggas he has to carry a gat to feel safe
>We comin' fo you white boi

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>>32638882
I'm in a wheelchair so...maybe.

>>32638926
>>>/pol/

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a thread died for this fuckstain of a reddit raid topic

saged

what with these shit topics?

>>32638882
Your penis is most likely average anon. Stop watching so much pro porn, male actors are hired specifically because they have larger than average dicks. Not everyone is walking around with an 8 inch long baby arm attached to their crotch.

Women are bad at judging the actual size of things and unless you literally have a medically diagnosed baby dick their general opinion of you is going to inform their opinion about the size of your dick.

>>32638914
>/k/ stuff.
having a small dick is /k/ related, as OP so eloquently elucidates.

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Reminder to ignore frogposter threads

>>32639049
>>Are you compensating for something?
>>Yes.

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>>32638882
>Anon are you compensating for something?
>Have 6 inch benin I'm okay with
>I just like long barreled revolvers

No I'm not gay, I only like feminine penis.

Onlu compensating for recoil

>>32638882
I never know how to respond to this, I actually have a pretty big dick (I'm a skinny manlet tho).How do I respond when libs ask me this?

>>32638882
Once you get to the point that you enjoy SPH, you can enjoy your guns AND fucked up humiliation sex.

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>>32638882
>wanna find out?"

also azn is a bitchnigga

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well, to effectively stop this argument what I've done in the past is either:

A. say yes, you have a microdick and its a very big insecurity of yours. try to make as big a scene as possible without being overly obnoxious. it puts them in an uncomfortable situation where they either A. apologize profusely, or B. keep making fun of you, making them look like assholes in the process.

B. whip it out. right there. try to work up at least a semi chub. (yes, I've done this once around "friends". dick is average sized). they either shut the fuck up right there, or oust themselves as size queens (which gives you an avenue of attack).

side note, in actuality how big are you?

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>>32639900

>>32640290
>TFW you see a porn and the guy has a smaller dick than you.

Most amateur porn will have that effect, anon.

And I think I've seen two JAVs total where the dude was bigger than me.

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>>32638882
Bitch I'm packing six inches of solid heat. Kind of thick.

My dicks the same.

I've never understood why, if someone had a small dick that owning guns or a big truck or something would help compensate. If I had a small dick, I don't see how any of those things would help or hurt.

>>32641674
Having large objects helps them get over the fact that they are lacking in terms of genital measurements, or so they say.

>>32641698
Right, I know the argument. I just don't think owning guns would compensate me for a small dick. But then I have an average sized dick and so never had an issue so maybe I don't know.

>>32641713
I think the argument for owning guns being compensation goes something like
>He has a tiny dick and feels super unconfident about anything, especially fighting like a man
>He couldn't stand losing a fight, he'd rather just shoot em
Also you don't need to mention the size of your dick you know.