In any SHIT HIT THE FAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE scenario, which tripfag

>>32638267
>Associating with /k/ommandos irl
>Associating with /k/ommandos irl SHTF
If I see a /k/ related patch I'm 360ing the fuck outta there.

Ain't no tripfag worth trusting. Maybe I'd take Leon cuz I like me a young white boy booty once n a while. Hope he into getting blacked.

>>32638294
So... You'd do a little spin to see if they want to inject you with their goo and then you would go towards them in hopes that you would be chosen?

>>32638294
but 360 is a circle

>>32638321
Jesus Christ do you not know what a Michael Jackson moonwalk is faggot?

>Which tripfag would you trust?
Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>32638267
>which tripfag would you trust
you've got to be joking

>>32638267
>which tripfag would you trust
sa/k/uya, for the manly banter

>what would be your most important loadout
my raw dick

Dibs on ricky

Vojnik
Douk
Vagrant
Johnny Labs
BOOF
LMJ

>>32638321
There was a gay line and you just flew past it ass first.

>>32638267
Can we use trips from others boards?

>>32638341
>>32638321
Newfags get out

>which tripfag would you trust
OPpenheimer

>and which tripfag would you not trust?
Pretty much all of the others.

How about this... The only trip I wouldn't stuff my AIDS dick in is Mugi. He has a HUGE cock and it puts my nigger dick to shame.

>>32638267
>Boof
>Oppenheimer
>CTG
>Moleman

Loadout would likely be my Vz.58 and Cz.75

C Z E C H N O L O G Y

>>32638556
Are you ready for me to poz you? :^)

Mugi's womb contains the CZhosen one. The rest of you are expendable.
/arg/ is kill on sight.

Ivan Chesnokov and Boof

I'd find and kill Phil as soon as I could

>>32638267
>trusting tripfags

Willis would carry my pots and pans and ne up the mountain.
Callum would try to steal my ring.

>Not tactically operating with McNig and his waifu

>>32639737
He's dead.

>>32639737
Mcnig was tortured and murdered by your wife's son.

>tripfag that I would trust
Phil since he seems to be the least of a psycho out of al the others and is just a normal faggot

>tripfag that I would not trust
Antman and you damn well know why anyone would not trust him

>>32638267
>which tripfag

So, let me get this straight. We're in a desperate survival situation where you absolutely must count on the people you're with, and you want us to pick someone where all we know about them is that they desire to stand out in a sea of anonymity for completely selfish reasons?

Sounds like a good way to get stabbed in your sleep because someone wanted your last can of pork n beans.

>>32638624
Kek

Definitely Phil.

There's no tripfag worth taking. Most of them probably aren't worth cannibalizing because of the risk of contracting AIDS.

>>32638267
>trusting a random person on the internet

Definitely McNiggerator

>trusting ANYONE from 4chan
>not digging your own bunker innawoods and hiding there solo until things turned out alright

>>32640943
No mirrors either, you can't trust mirror you.

It's those shifty fucking eyes, I know he's just waiting for me to turn around.

>>32638267
I would kill squid, take his SCARs and jack off with his little knit dolls

>>32638624
>Mugi's womb
needs a falcon punch

>>32640739
just don't touch his waifu

>>32640739
>McNig
This. McNig is the only tripfag I would trust. The rest of you can fuck off.

>>32638267
Sa/k/uya

>>32638559
This

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>>32639823

>>32638404
>Lives only 30 min from me.

>has 308 out the ass.

>bants

Yea thats a pretty good one.

>>32641633
Still better than to accidentally upset the guy that will legit break your arms and legs and feed you to ants alive

At least phil won't harm you but his ego only

>>32638508
Kek

>>32641945
Implying he was a real person and not a shitty writefag's truly awful attempt...

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>>32638624

Mugi is fucking ugly bro

>>32642515
Can think of anyone else who is a tripfag and _allegedly_ pregnant with the child of another tripfag?

Literal spawn of /k/

>>32642515
she looks so.....plain.

AK15 and semiautomatic revolver pistol with extra clips

>>32638500
>>32638583
>>32638846
>Boof

As someone who's met Boof, I would not trust him