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I messed up.
>buy stg57 bayonet
>get today
>fiddling with it in bed, admiring the shape and aesthetics
>decide to jack off
>halfway through look over at bayonet
>see barrel ring
>lightbulb.jpg
>half erect, put penis through ring
>it doesn't quite fill the ring, a little disappointed
>stroke it a little to get it up
>penis fills with blood
>penis now cannot be removed from barrel ring
>go through with my plan anyways
>keep jacking it, handle is unpleasantly under my balls, hard to reach with blade under it
>at least it's not sharpened right?
>kind of hurts but the tightness feels good
>jizz into paper towel
>just kinda lying there for a minute thinking about how I just had sex with a bayonet
>roommate walks in because I'm retarded and don't lock doors
>sees me
>pants down, in bed with a nine and a half inch steel blade attached to my Johnson
>turns around and leaves
>haven't spoken a word to him in three days
>junk has purple ring where bayonet was
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wew lad
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>>32629541
OP needs Jesus.
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>>32629541
*sigh*
Picture of bayonet and ring on dick.
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>>32629541
>just kinda lying there for a minute thinking about how I just had sex with a bayonet
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>>32629541
Pics or it didn't happen, you degenerate.
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>>32629541
>normal thursday night on /k/
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Thanks for reminding me again why not everyone should be allowed to own guns
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if it feels good, why stop?
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Guys I want to fuck the trigger pack compartment on my AUG but it is square and sharp and too shallow, is there a really thin sleeve toy I can put in it?
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>>32629541
>sees me
>pants down, in bed with a nine and a half inch steel blade attached to my Johnson
>turns around and leaves
He's probably worried you're going to stab him with your dick.
Should've stabbed him with your dick.
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>>32629854
but that's gay anon
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>>32629826
make a custom size
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I love you op
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>>32629541
>/k/ is a magical place
Will screen cap if you post picture of the barrel ring on dick.
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>>32629872
as long as you don't say 'i love you'
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>>32629541
So you managed to weaponize your dick.
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>>32629756
You let deer in your house?
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>>32629936
Excuse me, that's my dear sweet wife you're talking about.
She loves my egg vibrator.
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>>32629953
You could say it's your deer wife.
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>>32629918
>>32629619
>>32629595
>try to do it again for a picture
>OW OW OW
there's a ring of chafed purply flesh down there. No pics. Maybe tomorrow.
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>>32629967
God damn it Carlos
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>>32629978
Pics or it did not happen OP.
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>>32629978
pic of chafed dick or it didn't happen
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>>32629967
heheh nice
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dear diary: today OP was a lying faggot
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>>32629978
take a pic of your dick faggot
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>>32630158
>>32629978
This, OP deliver.
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>>32629541
Tfw OP admits his erect micropenis is only 22mm wide...
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>>32630263
That face when OP is a lying faggot.
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>>32630263
Thats almost impressive
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>>32630282
>That face when
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>>32629887
Dont do this it will burn your skin off
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>>32630001
>>32630008
>>32630158
>>32630171
>>32630184
>show us your dick
>you're the gay one though
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>>32629541
Holy fuck you cheated on your raifu with your knaifu.
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include me in the screencap
Hi mom !
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>2017
>not owning a fuck me silly pussy and ass™
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fuck this reddit board
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>>32629541
No pics. Didn't happen.
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It's like the guy who got stuck in his Ushanka hat and died.
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>>32629541
Include me in the screencap thx
K G
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>>32630628
It's just corn starch. Also, you're supposed to let it cool, moron.
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>>32629953
r/ing the pasta where two anons rape a deer to get their scent
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>>32629541
>pants down, in bed with a nine and a half inch steel blade attached to my Johnson
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>>32630628
>being this stupid
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>>32630263
Top one is a prototype.
WHERE IS IT ANON!?!
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>>32629978
post it on B fag
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