>your power armor and assault laser rifle are proving useless

Skype the Technocore and press my balls to the screen.

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>>32629034
>assault laser rifle
funny

>>32629034
Become space Jew

>>32629034
Thunder hammer it into a pile of scrap and biomass.

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>>32629121
Yes
An assault laser

40k is shit 2bh fampais

*unsheathes katana*

>shrike
>killable

Choose one

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>>32629034
>covered in a shitton of spikes
>can teleport and shit
>nigh-invincible to conventional weapons
Obviously the only answer is STANDO POWAH.

>>32629034
First, I'll rack my shotgun to scare it off. If that doesn't do the trick, I'll fire two shots into the air. If it still didn't fuck off, I'd then shoot it with some .45 for that stopping power.

>>32629034
Use the Force.

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>>32629034
Unleash the power of the Warp. Shrikes ain't got shit against the strongest psyker of Chaos.

>>32629413
>Not summoning a greater daemon to rip a new asshole for the Shrike

Are you kidding? If the shrike existed I'd probably just kill myself. Fuck dealing with that noise.

>>32629034
Call the A-Team.

>>32629034
Press the power button...

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>>32629034
>implying anything can stop a time traveling, all-destroying creature that laughs at giant space weapons
The bare minimum you need is Gold Experience Requiem.

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>>32629064
underrated

>>32629373
Shutup faggot, this is serous! If we don't figure out a way to kill this thing the Inquisition will execute us for failure. Or it will just kill us!

I tell it "Hey, pull my finger".

>>32629034
>Artillery the fuck out of it.
>Then keep bombarding its location till we can't see anything left.
>Then wait for it to teleport back into view and repeat.

This would be quiet tedious!

>>32629034

Become of the cruciform.

>>32629034
Call for orbital bombardment.

>>32630277
But the shrike can rip cruciforms out of chests m8

>>32629034
Newfags have never heared of a skinsuit.
>Warp time to slowdown and match speeds with Shrike.
>Get Mona to help
>Pummel it with fists.
>MFW I was the Shrike all along.
T. Fedmann Kassad

Nothin' Personnel, Timechild

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Make a weird ass story that shoehorns in old timey poets as AIs onto a sci fi version of the Canterbury tales, then run the plot totally off the rails with the sequels?

>>32629267
The shrike is from the Hyperion Cantos, not 40k.

>>32629034

>Kidnap and run away with a little girl that you're supposed to fuck later.

Yeah, I stopped reading the series after this point. At least I think it's the same series.

No mention of an Eldar Avatar?

Would probably make the Shrike piss itself by seeing an Avatar alone.

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>>32629034
I fight Shrike with Shrike

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>>32629034
Lose the bullshit and use pic related

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>>32629121
I know, right? Watching one of your Chaotic counter-parts be blasted away by a buff dude with a lasrifle is pretty fucking hilarious.

>>32629034
remember they don't exist. shrike disappears. go on with my life.

>>32631028
And lose because it's shit?

Lancer all the way.

I fight shrike with better Shrike
http://mortalengines.wikia.com/wiki/Shrike

Use a synapse command to tell him to fuck off

>>32629034
Call that faggot Tidus from Final Fantasy in and use a codebreaker to give him overkill on every hit then watch as the shittiest protagonist in relatively modern video games proceeds to faggify this episode of violence effectively ruining what little good is left in this buttsex bastard of a game and then nobody will waste their time posting this retarded shit to /k/ ever again and everyone normal gets a free spicy meatball

>>32629034
Have sex with the that one guy's daughter who is a a few days old. Flawless strategy.

>>32632598

Sol Winetrab's daughter Moneta ?

>>32629881
gold experience requiem is the be-all end-all of conflict dude. just turn their motivation to kill you to 0 and you instantly win

>>32634600
Yeah, I expect a key to the strategy may be ensuring that Sol knows that you fucked the child he was just holding moments before.

>>32629034
Moar dakka

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>>32635883
Neva enuff!

>>32631625
>Falling for the plasma jew when you csn do quick followup shots with the T2 Striker that locks on via heat signatures

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>>32630305
The Shrike laughs off starship-sized weapons.
What you really need is orbital Jewish magic.
No space goyim can resist.

>>32629034
Write "the Shrike" in the Death Note.

>your power armor and assault laser rifle are proving useless against the Shrike

Sigh, and load singularity rounds. Then charge the foldspace field on my armor.

>>32636769
>thinking that can stop the Shrike

Is it a good series?

I might just read it.

>>32636815
Gets a bit weird as the series goes, but it's still pretty good.

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Shoot him with an arrow

>>32629034
Pick a less shit series.

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>>32629034

Bring out my trusty Colt Model of 1911. Its got the 'Mormon Magic' perk which provides ridiculous damage multipliers on supernatural and otherworldly creatures.

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Get better power armor.

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>>32629034
>shrike
bestgame reporting in

>>32629034
Run it over with my traction city.

>>32639824
>no 50cal M2 on Mars pasta posted yet
you know the drill

>>32629267
Hyperion. Ever heard of it?

>>32630076
You might as well just kys, because that won't work. At all.

>>32642251
Illium was better.

>>32636661
Jews are everywhere anon, they already colonized space.