>turn 18 and buy Five Seven >parents see it and start

>>32590133
Serves you right for buying a meme gun.

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>>32590133
It's just banter

>>32590133
Sounds like you're an uptight little bitch who can't get enough of himself, and finds the need to OC at a family Christmas dinner.

You could've shown your senpai your piece, but instead, you had to be an obnoxious little fuck.

>>32590133
>Really starting to regret buying this.

Careful everyone, anons starting to get upset. Be cool man.

>>32590133
>put your holstered meme gun on the table for everyone to see you instead of excusing yourself and going to your room or car and putting it there

I'd make fun of you, too.

Why did you bring a gun to Christmas dinner you dumb faggot?

Your family sounds pretty annoying. Have you considered shooting them?

>>32590133
>damn thing is annoying me on my hip
>put it on the table still holstered

why the fuck are you carrying in your own home around family? the rest is just banter but this is autistic as fuck

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>>32590133
Your Dad sounds funny and you sound a little sensitive, probably why he gives you shit.

Why are you open carrying at Christmas dinner?

>>32590133
Why don't you make a joke back instead of being a pushover little bitch?

>>32590169
>have you considered shooting them

this.

put it to good use, anon. this is why we have guns.

>Christmas dinner
>putting your gun on the table
>getting mad at banter

white people

>>32590168
I'd only do it if my family was really cool about guns and even then I'd get something fancier to show off than a Five Seven.

>autistically putting your gun on the table in front of your family at christmas dinner.
>Five Seven Fag

sounds about right.

>>32590169
OP sounds pretty annoying. Has op considered shooting himself?

>>32590173
Always carry, all the time.

>>32590133
You have no sense of humor, do you?

Suck it up, buttercup.

>>32590133
BE EIGHTEEN.
You have to be 21 to buy that pistol anon.
>bait/10.

>>32590133
Woah OP don't do anything drastic now

>>32590237
Not in a private sell.

>>32590237
Some states have provisions that allow you to own pistols below 21 if purchased in a private sale.

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>enough money to buy a Five-SeveN
It's a shame that a sense of humor can't be bought, OP.

>>32590248
Ammo then. And you need someone over 18 to be with you when shoot.

>>32590237
You can buy a handgun at 18 through private sale, dumb fuck. Now get the fuck off my board no nogunz faggot. Come back when you're hazgunz

>>32590265
Actually, as long as you mention that the handgun ammo is for rifle use, you can legally buy it.

>not carrying concealed

You deserve it

>>32590265
Not if you tell them it's for a carbine

I used to have a picture of a hipoint carbine on my phone so i could buy handgun ammo under 21 when a schmuck was working

>>32590265
I was 20 years old when I got my first pistol. Dad bought it for me. He also bought my ammo.

>>32590133
How could someone be raised by a father like that and not know how to participate in the bantz?

>>32590173
Decepticons

>>32590304
Can't conceal under 21. Only OC

>18
>able to buy a pistol

You're not American, are you?

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>>32590133
>whole family jokingly teases you, but also shows some interest in it
VS
>have your whole family ostracize you, call you a murderer, baby killer, claim you dont care about dead kids, ambush you with organized attacks of debates to try and 'fix the problem"

count your fucking blessing you shit heel

>>32590133
>be at Christmas dinner
>nobody liked this awkward autist but everyone's too nice
>his dad tried to cheer him up, telling us about his recent purchase
>everyone going with the flow no big deal
>suddenly autist pulled a gun from his crotch and set it on the table
>we all laugh it off but really what the fuck

>>32590133
I was sympathizing with you until the part where you mentioned carry at fucking christmas dinner.

Jesus son, control your autism.

>>32590133
Careful anon wouldnt want you to get so butthurt over your family that you shoot thrm

>>32590310
>>32590351
>getting killed by niggermuslimterrorillegalalienaliencommunistchinesedemonbears because you thought it was socially unacceptable to carry at christmas dinner

>>32590133
Don't say anything mean to him anons, he's got a gun. Just give him what he wants, and hopefully he'll go away.

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>>32590169

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>>32590155
I fucking lol'd at this.

>>32590133
>>put it on the table still holstered
I would have shot you dead for this austistic threatening shit.

>>32590367
>be at Christmas dinner
>googlemuslinterrorillegalayylmao showed up
>"woah everyone be cool anon has a gun he'll protect us"
>"hands up criminal scum anon will make you wish you were never born"
>"you came to the wrong dinner table motherfucker we have anon over here"
>"show'em what ya got anon we countin on ya"
>everyone looks at anon as he stumbles to unholster his pistol and rack a round in
>"y-you too!"
>anon arrested for weaponizing autism because googlemuslinterrorillegalayylmao died on the spot after his sides violently ripped itself apart

>>32590502
>>"woah everyone be cool anon has a gun he'll protect us"
>>"hands up criminal scum anon will make you wish you were never born"
>>"you came to the wrong dinner table motherfucker we have anon over here"
>>"show'em what ya got anon we countin on ya"

Are you OPs dad?

>>32590155
Had a good kek

your 18. You either used your parents money to buy a meme gun, or you spent money you dont have one a meme gun when you should be moving out of the basement you autist.

10/10 would chill with your dad

>>32590133

If you tried joking along you might have a better time.

Or just keep being a faggot who can't take a joke. Whatever makes you happy

>>32590133
Well you made the mistake of letting them know you are armed.

>>32590169
Kek

>>32590133
Why don't you just rape your father?

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>>32590285
Nice projection faggot.

>>32590168
I always carry a gun to family get togethers, we always shoot afterwards, and we have some abusive drunks in the family.

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>>32590177
The rule is always carry all the time. Sure it is more likely you'll need it outside your home but you literally never know.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4068358/Boy-6-tells-police-parents-murdered-Christmas-Eve-one-armed-dangerous-suspect-run.html

Do you really want to be that pathetic cuck who owns firearms and carries concealed and ends up flat foot in his own home because "nothing ever bad happens during the holidays"?

>>32590776
sounds like your well on track to be an abusive drunk, probably withdrawn and combative while you lose contact with your loving family as well.

>>32590757
Obviously you're a nogunz since you don't know gun law. Either that or you're a complete buffoon. Which is it?

>>32590265
Pistol Caliber carbine

>>32590133
Its annoying but should die down when it gets played out with your family. Just visually roll your eyes each and every time they do this.

My family and friends all did the same thing when I got into guns. Took about 6 months for it to die down for the most part. Although every once and a while somebody says something along the lines as this.

>>32590237
When will this faggotry die?

>>32590314
Actually you can conceal. It's as easy as wearing an unlocked shirt. Your age doesn't make it impossible. And once it's concealed, who is going to know?

Also, anyone can CC on private property with permission of the property owner.

>>32590133
What holster is that?

>>32591036
>unlocked
You get what I'm saying.

>>32590133
> not drawing your pistol as a joke
you had one job anon

>>32590155
lol nice

>>32591062
Stamped on side of holster. Turner Leather works.

>>32590133

"Uh oh guys, Anon has a gun! Better stop making fun of him now."

>read in your dad's voice

Your gun is awesome and so is your dad. My old man was the most sarcastic guy I've ever met and constantly trolled me all the time, too, but he was a great man and had a heart of gold. When your old man is finally gone, which hopefully won't be for a long time, you'll miss him just as much as I do.

Enjoy the time you have together while it lasts. RIP.

>>32590237
>first anon to spot the bait
>everyone makes fun of him
/k/ remains the easiest board to troll.

Come on guys. 18, meme gun, pulls it out at Christmas dinner. Any more obvious and it would just be sloppy trolling.

>>32591036
That's up for interpretation. A police officer can easily arrest you for illegally concealing a weapon of you have the shirt over your gun.

epic story man xD wacky

your pops doesn't even need a gun and hes firing emotional piercing rounds at you, sounds like a good guy

>>32590133
Next time he says something just look at him and say "Stop being such a bitch".

>>32590798
Nah, I'm a sentimental drunk, got the good genes. Been cutting back a lot the last couple years too.

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>>32590133
Your family is annoying and you are a whiney little bitch. I can't tell which is worse.

>>32590133

So you can't handle light hearted family banter and want to be trusted with a gun. Wew.

That's what you get for buying a "Five-seveN"

>>32590133
>buying a handgun at 18
Lol fucking bait

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>>32590158
Same. Carry everyday I don't work and only use my dutybelted S&W on the farm. If you can't handle being poked at the dinner table, you shouldn't be carryig OP. Hell I lost count of how many family events with kids around where I had to just deal with it, because carrying is a responsibility not a hobby. The fact your family knows you have it on you means you're wrong.

Typed on samsungs awful excuse of a keyboard, please excuse any errrors.

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>18
>Five seveN
>puts your fucking gun on the table at christmas dinner

They're trying to get you to kill yourself for buying trash and being the biggest sperg on planet earth.

>>32590237
Only if he bought it from an FFL. I bought my Glock 20 from a cop on the weekend after my 18th birthday.

>>32590265
Next you'll be saying it's actually holsters that have an age limit. Just leave bro, leave and don't come back.

>>32598477
digits confirm

>>32590757
that's too much gunz, you could've bought a car anon

>>32590133

Who the fuck brings a gun to a family dinner. Let alone casually sets on the table

>>32590168
You don't bring a gun to Christmas? I don't intend to do any shopping during Christmas dinner, but I still have my wallet in my pants.

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>>32590133
Maybe consider selling it. Make a big deal of selling it, then consider buying something smaller to CONCEAL and keep it a secret between yourself, your gun club and the people the paperwork goes to. I'd advise you to buy a good pair of Dickies coveralls and maybe a light zip-up hoodie; you can stash the gun behind the chest piece and the hoodie will let nobody see from the side. I'd consider telling you to buy tactical clothes but if your parents do your laundry your tactical clothing will just give you away to them again.

Alternatively you can also offer to let others see your gun after dinner/tell them they can see it and spend the day at the range with you should this happen again at the next family gathering. My guess would be a lot of your family were making jokes just because they'd rather laugh/be than be nervous or afraid( you should know that guns can make people nervous, anon ). Taking them to the local range or gun club and teaching them how to use your firearm might take off a lot of the pressure/need to use humor as a coping mechanism.

>>32599618
Gotta say this is pretty stupid. I mean I get you with the wallet thing, but it doesn't apply here. You put your gun and wallet in your pants when you leave the house, OP is a child who still lives at home, all he did was crawl out of the basement and sit at the table. But he made sure he brought his spiffy new peashooter, that's where the autism kicked in.

>>32599707
>Stash burner behind denim overalls

If it wasn't for the overwhelming amount of good sense and responsibility in that last part, I'd wager you were a nigger from Harlem.

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>>32599751
I wish I were from Harlem but sadly I'm just a Red Neckbeard from Wi. The coveralls really work well to conceal from the front but you'll be able to see the gun peeking from the side which is why you need to wear something to cover the exposed sides. I'm also sure that better options for concealment than the one I suggested are out there but I find this works well enough, especially shoveling snow in the winter. Some nice winterized coveralls like Dickies' or Carhartt's and your hoodie or jacket on.

img semi-related: my closet.

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>>32590145
fpbp

>turn 18
>Buy handgun

Yeah bullshit

>>32600784
Read the thread, idiot. We already established you can buy one at 18 from a private seller.

>>32600048
Hahaha I can tell you're not bullshitting. The only reason I said that is because this was a common practice I saw when I was up north among gang bangers. The ones with the dickies were always the most armed, one guy had a calico carbine tucked away in there.

>>32590794
And what do you faggot think you're going to do with a gun against ninja. Instead of buying a .22 magnum memegun, you'd better have bought a katana and trained the block chain and reverse slash.

>>32590155
kek

THAT FEEL WHEN MY FATHER DIED YOUNG AND MY FAMILY FELL APART

FUCK YOOOOOUUUU THIS SOUNDS GREAT

:(

>>32590133
>at the table
Kill your faggot self

>>32590346
/thread

>>32590502
This tbqh senpai

>>32599441
Get. The. Fuck. Out.

>>32599707
>denim overalls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA

>>32590133
Can't get past
>turn 18 and buy Five Seven

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>>32590133
>Can't handle light hearted family bants
>Comes to 4chan instead

>>32590133
>turn 18 and buy handgun

what is this bullshit? Smells like liberal propaganda.

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>Always carry your gun on you during family events
>Wonder why people give you strange rooms

You might be autistic OP. As if owning a Five Seven wasn't already a dead giveaway.

>>32590133
You should have fucked with them and told them it was a bb/airshit gun.

>>32590133
Sorry anon, but it sounds like your family loves you

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>>32591093
Drawing is never a joke

The Five Seven isn't a meme gun. More ammo capacity than almost every other handgun load. Penetrates barriers/most pistol rated vests. Almost no recoil. Leaves a more devastating wound channel than 9mm.

The only bad thing you can really say about it is that it's pricey along with the ammo.

>>32591093
People like you are why liberals hate gun culture.

>>32590133
>future space gun
>leather holster

this rustles my jimmies something fierce

>>32590133
>turn 18
>buy handgun
Yeah...nah.