>20 gauge
>12 gauge
>10 gauge
>8 gauge
>4 gauge
What happens we hit 0 gauge???
You're gonna see some shit.
>>32583465
There is no 0 gauge. But there is A gauge. Pic related.
>>32583611
00 gauge
>>32583611
>wake up at 4am to rustling downstairs
>ohboynowsthetime.jpg
>grab trusty shotgun fitted to gauge
>creep downstairs like a true operator
>turn corner to living room
>absurd length of shotgun causes it to get stuck in the doorway upon turning
>nigger lookss up
>quiteapickle.png
>melanin enriched individual draws his Hi-Point
>fire a shot out of fear
>it hits the ceiling right above robber's head
>house's structural integrety has been comprimised and entire wing of house falls and crushes Tyrone
>problem solved
>>32583465
I wish 8, 6, 4, 2 gauge were more common, they're probably fun as shit
>>32583952
I've only ever seen 10 gauge in the wild and 3.5" 12 gauge is more devastating.
I guess zero gauge would be tank grapeshot
>>32583465
Then we go to 00 gauge you dingus.
Unless you don't want massive slugs and 00 gauge 00 buckshot called quads pro quo, faggot
>>32583796
What kind of shitty house is that if a shotgun blast brings it down? Are you by any chance a yank?
>>32584109
99% of the people I've seen with 10 gauge shotguns were manlets with something to prove.
>>32586463
He didn't shoot it with a shotgun shell he shot it with a canister of grapeshot and broke every bone in his shoulder.
Worth it.
>>32583465
You cant really get zero gauge but if you say, made something in 0.1 gauge, you would have a gun who's bore diameter that is equal to the diameter of a 10lb lead sphere.
>>32586727
Thats about a 3.6 inch gun
>>32583465
MAC Cannon
>>32586463
yes us yanks live on the surface in houses made of brick and wood unlike you europoors who live in caves.
>inb4 your not a europoor
you are
>>32586799
Yes.
You shoot out black holes
>>32586825
Who is this semen demon?
The A Gauge punt gun from Tremors 4:
>>32586879
some rando on snapchat is my guess.
>>32588880
>>32586879
Found more. All i got.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WpmCX
>>32583611
So a shotgun shell the size of a 40mm grenade?
>>32583465
>1 gauge
>7000 grains of lead coming at you
fund it
>>32583465
Nothing, because it wouldn't make sense.
Gauge means the diameter of the round balls you could make with 1lb of lead if the number of balls is the gauge number, meaning 12 gauge is the diameter of the balls you'd make if you made 12 equally heavy balls out of a pound of lead. 20 gauge is the same thing but with 20 balls, which is why 20 gauge is smaller than 12.
>>32583465
Gauge refers to how many pellets a pound of lead can be broken up into. So a 12 gauge is the diameter of a ball of 1/12 of a lb of lead.
So I 0 gauge would be a pound of lead broken up into 0 balls, which makes no sense.
Also >>32583611
>>32589106
>>32589125
Well if we can't understand 0 gauge what about the limit as gauge approaches 0
>>32583465
The gauge system is based on how many lead spheres of diameter equal to the bore diameter it takes to equal 1 pound of weight.
If it kept going past one I guess you'd move into fractions.
>>32589153
That'd be one, as that's the lowest number of projectiles you can have before having no projectiles at all.
I know this is a dumb troll thread but you could've tried a little harder.
>>32586827
>the battle rifle uses an intermediate cartridge and the assault rifle uses 7.62 nato
Huh
>>32589178
>A shotgun so massive a single ball takes two pounds of lead
>-.5 Gauge is born
>>32589178
So a one gauge shotgun would be a 1.67" diameter barrel. Which would make it ~.34" larger than the largest shoulder fired rifle ever, the H&H 2 bore stopping rifle
>I was afraid to use it; but now and then it was absolutely necessary that it should be cleaned, after months of staying loaded. On such occasions my men had the gratification of firing it, and the explosion was always accompanied by two men falling on their backs (one having propped up the shooter), and the "Baby" flying some yards behind them. This rifle was made by Holland & Holland, of Bond Street, and I could highly recommend it for the Goliath of Gath, but not for the men of A.D. 1866. - Sir Samuel White Baker
I just want a KS-23
>>32589286
Our Lord and Savior reviewed and fired a 4-bore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDYtxxRU_cY
From wikipedia
>>32583465
You forgot 16 gauge.
0 is impossible, 1 is (would be) the bigger.
>>32589191
the battle-rifle supposedly uses some sort of advanced propellant, allowing a smaller cartridge size I guess
>>32589178
>>32589178
Gauge has nothing to do with the number of pellets, a 12ga pellet would be the same diameter as a 12ga shell.
>>32586799
> mac cannon
> magnetic accelerator cannon cannon
Winds me up everytime
>>32589153
>>32589106
>>32589125
>>32589169
>>32589617
So basically, 0 gauge cant exist....
But HAVE WE CONSIDERED what happens when we get to -2 gauge, -4 gauge etc....
Would that be like....owed shots? You fire a -4 gauge at someone and they...have to shoot themselves? Maybe?
>>32589209
Want
>>32589001
Thank you based Anon
>0 Gauge
>negative Gauges
I guess it's hard to google what Gauge means when you spend your days licking windows.
>>32590510
At the "negative" gauges you are essentially saying that 1 ball equals x pounds I guess? At that point you are talking about cannons. Maybe a -16 gauge shotgun would be a 16 pounder cannon loaded with grapeshot
>>32591260
No. You're fucking retarded, kill yourself.
You don't need negative gauges, you just go to fractions of 1, you goddamn brainless anemones.
>>32589125
0-gauge is a pound of lead vaporized into an infinitely wide ball
>save shitty images almost exactly 8 years ago.
>finally find a thread to post them in.
Let's rock.
>>32583465
0
00
000
Just like cable
>>32591639
>be anon
>purchase new negative gauge shotgun
>shot has negative mass
>firing causes the shot to accelerate towards the user
>gun is repulsed by negative mass
>gun impales you
>negative-positive mass system generates alcubierre bubble
>your body travels faster than light relative to the earth despite not moving
>>32591724
>>32589106
>>32589125
>>32589617
>>32590510
what now faggots?
>>32591752
>>32591724
2 bore is black powder, not a shotgun
>>32591766
But is it any less cool?
>>32586825
Well to be fair, american houses are made to the cheapest standard known to man. They are pretty to look at but the front door almost hardly qualifies as plywood.
>>32591791
Obviously meant for
>>32591776
>>32590510
Then it would be going off a system derived from bullets made from lead weighing -1lb. Negative mass implies negative energy. And negative energy can be used for time travel.
You can kill people with it before you even shoot.
>>32591260
>>32591571
>>32591658
>>32591766
>>32591260
>>32591571
No no no no no just no.
Look, its very simple, a -gauge, ie -8 means you have nothing in the case, meaning the person youre shooting at actually owes you times the minus youre shooting, so in theory they have to then shoot themselves. ...
Id wager however that a 0 gauge fires a little flag out the end of the gun that says "BANG" and makes a little pppffffttttthhhh noise.
>>32583611
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puzuqS1D2Lc
>>32583465
You can't divide by zero, retard.
>>32591841
so how comes I can do it
>>32591860
You can't
>>32591865
I just did
>>32586463
t. owner of a spoon with a license to have the edge sharpened and a single shot .22 coming in 10 years when the queen finally approves your gun club as a legitimate excuse to own a gun
>>32591883
Prove it
>>32591909
0/0
>>32592051
You're just putting symbols on a post, that doesn't mean you're dividing by zero.
>>32592146
i am divide by zero
>>32586825
Everytime
>>32591840
26" 12 gauge shells
>>32583611
Gatling A-Gauge when?
>>32589757
Why don't thy use it for everything else? Why make the 9.5mm at all? It would be better to slim down logistics with the 30s.
>>32589407
AA = 96080 grains... that's...
13.72 lbs
Goodness me, that seems like it'd leave quite a welt on the ol' shoulder.
>(X) gauge is the diameter of a lead sphere that weighs 1/(X) of a pound.
>for instance, 12 lead spheres of the diameter of a 12 gauge shotgun bore weigh one pound.
>0 gauge
>1/0
OH SHI-