You're innawoods when this guy steals the ground out fr

>>32576081
>Africa

>>32576081
I beat him over the head with a rock. Not once have I seen a video of his detailing rock combat

I'm just a fatfuck gun-nut, anon.

I'm not ready ;_;

>>32576091
>africa
Primitive's a shitposter from Australia.

>>32576095
Better watch out, the mad cunt is in the iron age as of a few months ago

>>32576081

been watching all of this guy's videos yesterday. He's a true stone-age marvel and would readily admit he'd be able to innawoods around me in circles.

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>>32576101
>he wasn't even trying to make iron, he just accidentally made it trying to prove how hot his furnace could get
>he skipped the bronze age entirely

>>32576109
Bronze age a shit, iron age best age

>>32576095
Uh, anon.

Not only has Prim done rock combat, hes done ranged rock combat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDMCVdPwnE

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>>32576081
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're more ready for life innawoods than he is.

>draw
>safety off
>target in the center, pull the switch

Mankind has always feared the darkness, carving away at it with fire. If I can see farther it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants.

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>>32576109

Yfw he acomplished more on accident than the aborigines did over 40,000 years

>>32576121
What happens when you run out of bullet nigga?

>>32576121
And when you run out of bullets, Prim will be fashioning a fucking H-Bomb out of leaves and mud he found in a ditch.

>>32576128
>Fat bloke with a rifle looking off into the distance, missed seeing the pit trap underneath his feet
>Broken ankle, multiple punctures from punji stakes

You're now 'lunch'

>>32576081
he's not really prepped for life in the woods 24/7, this is basically what people do for museums and shit, it's an interesting look at primitive technology but it's not a survival channel

people like him have projects they build, but it takes several days to complete and he doesn't sleep in that hut for example, he goes back to civilization every day. His camp doesn't have all the tools and facilities, enough crops and so on to live a life out there and be fully self-sufficient.

Why would you rely on outdated technology in a real scenario? What he does is basically anthopology/archeology.

>>32576124
>>32576128
He'll be fucking dead.

Technology exists for a reason, LITERALLY reinventing the wheel is stupid. It's cool as an exercise, and/or a hobby, but if you think this is actually the most way to be effective "innawoods" you are retarded.

Aluminum internal frame backpack, light and efficient food, actually self-defense and wildlife, portable chemical water purification, modern first aid equipment, actual fucking clothing.

Need I go on?

>>32576137
>Projection, assumptions, and cannibalism
Nice.

And who can make punji traps more efficiently, the man with a rock tied to a stick, and another, slightly sharper rock for use as a "knife" or the man with a folding shovel and a leuku?

>>32576081
I'm not. Primitive Technology is based.

Everyone ranting about guns and combat needs to take a breath and relax, it's not what he's about so just accept that. I think the projects he works on are really cool and would easily partner up with him rather than one of you spergs who would go apeshit the moment your bag of doritos is empty.

>>32576149
When you run out of bullets, you're the first on my tribes shitlist, senpai.

>>32576168
He can make more bullets, bitch

>>32576185
Can he do it before my nigga Primitive enters the black powder era?

>>32576168
I pray to the murder/k/ube
I will never run out

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>>32576168
When I run out of bullets I'm going to walk home in my nice comfy boots which you don't have, drinking potable water from an aluminum canteen which you don't have, eating non-perishable pre packaged food you don't have, armed with a real knife you do not have and just get more bullets and a better gun.

I think I'll be fine.

Is this guy a living version of Empire Earth?

>>32576081
Medieval reenactment in Russia

>>32576168
Suvorov called, he wants to remind you of mankind's greatest ally.

>>32576209
Motherfucker you don't walk anywhere

>Straya
I trust the temperate climate and modern fabrics will keep me dry and warm long enough for me to die an excruciatingly painful death by some terrifying animal or other.

If we meet on my home field, he'll need to build a turf hut fucking FAST because the winter storms that start in November don't ease up for another few weeks, and hurry up and find some peat or sheep shit to burn for fire.

>>32576091
Worst than american education... Even Africa does better.

>>32576149
Your level of retardation is astonishing.
How do you think he records his videos? With sillex?
Why do you think so many cunt make videos about making black powder? or processing basic components to make guncotton?

>>32576123
Well you need to get the idea first to burn a certain slagg.

>>32576123
>Yfw he acomplished more on accident
Almost all great inventions were accidents.

Gun powder was an accident of chinese alchemists trying to make an elixir of immortality.

>>32576523
>implying it isnt
AVE NEX ALEA

>>32576081
is building a hut out of clay really the best way to survive a natural disaster like a major earthquake, volcano eruption, solar flare, etc.?

What if Yellowstone erupts?

>>32576228
Straya, you cunt.

>>32576573
What's your solutions to the problems you've listed? Are you going to magdump the Yellowstone until it stops erupting?

In the event of any natural disaster a basic understanding of bushcraft and survival in the wild is going to be a much greater help than any kind of firearm.

>>32576620
No, my solution is the stockpile of food and water as well as the means to defend it.

It's basic disaster preparedness, food & water + home defense.

>>32576149
>He'll be fucking dead.

you literally just killed the dude who could actually help keep you alive you utterly retarded autist.

>>32576209

>I'll walk home

kys

>>32576101
kek

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>>32576081

>Keep watching.
>He makes heated flooring as his bedding surface.

>white man speedruns african culture
>accidentally skips the bronze age
How can blacks even compete?

>>32576454
>this is what yuropoora actually believe.

/k/ is not for you.

>>32576523
bollocks

>>32576140
Good point but consider this:
-He can build a shelter
-He can start a fire with nothing

He's still pretty good.

>>32577556

Truly. He's not taking the piss, m8.

>>32576523

>try to make elixir of immortality
>instead invent something that will kill millions and millions of people throughout history

this really activated my almonds

>>32576101
>>32576109
What vid did he smelt iron in?

Really depends on your geographical location. But I agree such skills as demonstrated in the OP is valuable.

>>32578249
the furnace blower video

I'd just like to point out that he replied to a comment with plans to make a knife. The real question is how long till he gets ballsy enough to make a musket

>>32576113
>Bronze age a shit
watch your mouth degenerate scum

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>>32576097
TRIGGERED

I'm a fucking cripple and have been with 23 7/10 girls. Get off your fat fucking ass. With your attitude (programmed by tha joo), you're not going to get laid you fat piece of shit. I mean you, as a normal human, literally let a cripple cuck you out of 2 dozen non-fat girls that they let fuck just out of pure will because he had the attitude.

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>32576140
He farmed sweet potatoes.

This shit ONLY works in an australian or equal forest. Find somebody who does this shit in a northern forest and see how far they get. Fucking retarded thread.

He hasn't posted for 2 months, and he normally posts monthly, I hope he didn't get fucked in the bush.

>>32583663
Eskimos

>>32576081
I watched this guy advance to the iron age with sticks and rocks in less than 10 minutes.

Pretty sure I'm fucked...

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>>32583537
>disabled guy
>anti-semitic

The meme is true

>>32583663
A northern forest provides plenty of food, water and shelter. It would be way easier to survive there than the Australian bush.

>>32576119
No one NEEDS to throw a rock faster than the human arm can. Ban high velocity assault slings!