You are given a Panzer III B and a crew for it. What do

>>32574207
Park it in my barn and tell the crew to go home until called upon.

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>>32574207
Invade my Polish and Albanian neighbors to spark their flashbacks.
Now give a martini-henry and i can finally de-zulu my apartment complex

>>32574207
Is the crew a modern tank crew or 1930s Panzertruppen?

>>32574207
Finally stand up to the local old man with the Sherman who drives it on public roads.

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2002/07/17/loc_county_character_is.html

>>32574255
The latter.

Pizza delivery. Panzer Hut.

>>32574207
Take it to south Atlanta and do some spring cleaning in the streets.

>>32574207
>B
Sell it and buy a real tank.

>>32574254
Srpski? Croat...........Romania?

Probably roll around with some giant speaker playing Prussian Glory and other marches.

>>32574231
This

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>>32574231
this

>>32574207
Add an electrical turret drive,
replace the cannon with a Stummel or similar
and get canister shots.
Have fun

>>32574207

I don't really know. I've got a pal who has the storage for it, but as for these new guys, I guess we start a panzer club together. Are they Germans from the 30s/40s? I'm probably going to be spending a whole lot of time explaining to them what happened to their country. Shit, I didn't sign up for this.

>>32574263
underrated

>>32574207

Invade Poland and France.

>>32574401
Put out ads on /pol/. Naziboos cream in their pants and start a bidding war. I retire on the income from the sale and spend everyday shitposting on /k/.

Bring it to reenactments and then swear to AT gun crews that "your shot would have deflected at this angle lmao" and be a cunt to everyone and probably take dick in my ass as well

>>32574207
sell it.
buy a van, an SCCY-2 (white with black accents) & sxs 12guage. Sound proof van and use it to kidnap holepeople: fuck them with the sxs. hmm, maybe buy 2 sxs so can do both lower holes while face fucking them. Anyway, time to fap or a walk in the park? decisions, decisions.

>>32574207
Drive it through a Walmart and shriek about how prices are falling.

>>32574207
Make meme videos for gorillions in ad revenue and whatnot.

>>32576110
>holepeople

So we're referring to women as people again?

>>32574254
;_;

>>32576008
Yes, they are Germans who, when you first meet them, keep ranting about the dirty Poles.

>>32574207
Invade France through the Adrennes

Requesting a fic of this happening with a /k/ommando. Please.

>>32574207
battle another high school's tank

>Find Wehrmacht and SS reenactors.
>Wait for race war.
>Drive through dindus and liberate towns taken over by said dindus

Probably just me but that's what I'd do.

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>>32574263
>Just months after finishing a 17-year prison sentence for shooting at youths looting his junkyard, the Clermont County eccentric was back in a Clermont courtroom on Tuesday. This time, he's accused of refusing to move his 7-ton British Scorpion tank from a car show Sunday at Frisch's in New Richmond.

>>32574254
I second de-Zuluification

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>>32574207
That's a sad looking tank.

>>32576984
I AM RESTRICTED TO INFANTRY SUPPORT HON HON HON

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Try to win nationals so my school doesn't get closed down.

>>32574207

Sell it to a collector and get something not shit and outdated.

>>32574207
circle strafe ZiS-6 and make Soviet player rage quit

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first, id get a full SS uniform for the 8th SS Panzer Division and then transport it to Detroit and go full on kill dozer while blasting this whole playlist out of speakers rigged to the outside and inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-NMOaauBs&list=PLy2WaakOLt26miO-BTnpNnZeRpbD3sErL&index=1