>you hear a whistle blow
>the guy in front of you starts climbing
>you're out of .303 for your rifle and have only your bayonet
>"FIX BAYONETS! COWARDS WILL BE SHOT! ONWARDS LADS! FOR KING AND COUNTRY!"
>post yfw
>>32572859
>>32572859
>COWARDS WILL BE SHOT!
but aren't we out of ammo sir?
>>32572859
If your climbing a ladder to go over the top you have enough .303 and you've already written your letters and most possibly made peace with your God. Your either going to make it or not, it's all down to chance now.
>>32572859
>crawl up
>"accidentally" trip
>play dead
>>32572980
>implying the officers don't save their ammo to shoot deserters
>>32572989
>get blasted to shreds in rolling artillery volley
Good thing my bayonet is a sword, fuck you Fritz
>mfw I have no face
>>32573092
Was his face fixed after?
>>32572859
Uh, sir, why not use the ammo you'd shoot me with to shoot at the enemy?
...just a thought.
>>32573216
Death fixes all
>>32572859
MY BAYONET ISN'T FUGGING BROKEN, SIR :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>32573298
Go back to Finland, spurdo. This is a British fight.
>>32573322
GOD SABE DA QUEEN :DDDDD
>>32573606
why does this nigga look like he about to drop the sickest secondary villain of a Miami Vice episode circa 1987?
>>32572859
We will die glorious deaths...
>>32572980
Officers of the time would be responsible for requisitioning their own sidearms, and never actually expected to use them in combat. They'd be ready to execute deserters outside of a court martial if that was actually a thing.
>>32572859
But wait... right before he blows the whistle doesn't the officer have everyone check their weapons, or "lock and load"
But I lost my bayonet sir!