Battle buddy thread? Battle buddy thread. Pic related is Charlie.

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>>32556416

Doesn't mind gunfire.
Guards my house and is better than any alarm system.
has a nice harness and carrys her own weight.

Black lab/boxer

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Jethro and riyley. Black gsd. Protective of me. Almost impossible to see or hear at night. Isn't spooked by loud noises

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>>32557180
Better pic

>>32556416

Charlie is a boy's name

>>32556416
>>32556663

These are doggos.

>>32557180
>>32557197
This is a hellhound.

>>32557203
Thank you, and as the pic says, she is a good girl.

>>32557197
how much do they weigh?

>>32557557
Jethro 118 riyley 87

>>32557572
Those are some big pups. She is only 73

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>>32557671
She, meaning charlie? If so nice

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Bob. 3/4 lab, 1/4 pit, 100% asshole

>>32557710
No mines the lab. Like 100 muscle, its crazy. Not the most comfortable sleeping partner sometime cause its hard to move her

>>32557860
I know the pain... 118 lbs of deadweight sucks when you have to move it

>>32557727
doesn't look like 100% asshole. more like 80% sass 10% napping and 10% fuck you

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1/2

>>32557727
>1/4 pit

all it takes to make a shit nigger dog

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>>32556663

>is better than any alarm system

A monitored alarm service will dispatch relevant emergency services to your home. Unless your pupper is calling 911 for you, it might be time to rethink this decision.

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>>32559526
hyperbole friendo. Im just here for the bantz and doggos

>>32559554
not hyperbole, retardation

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>>32556416
Rip to my childhood battle bud. Killing rats in heaven now.

>>32559568
you angry about something anon?

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Hates blacks, Arabs, and cops. I'm not making that shit up, either.

>>32559526
>A monitored alarm service will dispatch relevant emergency services to your home.

And a good pupper IS the emergency service.

>>32559607

kek - wait you are kidding, right?

>>32559596
kek my girlfriends golden hates nig nogs. Nicest pup ever but will straight up maim them if he get the chance.

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>>32559526
go have a drink and relax faggot.

This is a battle buds and good feels thread. Also my pup would tear your fucking face off if you broke in.

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>>32556416
>>32556663
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>>32557710
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>>32559596


How many of you have an illegal SBR? You have something illegal, I can see it from your un-shot Doggos.

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>>32559648
if i'm breaking down your door son i've got my buddies with me and none of us like dogs or guns

>>32559648
dogs are very easily defeated, wouldn't count on it being part of your home security plans if i were you

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>>32559726

Co-Ordinate with Bravo team.

To many Dogs here... one of these fucks has an illegal gun.

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>>32559726
little do you know what awaits you inside...

>>32559648

You're responding to two different posters. Just so you know.

There are actually people that swear their dog is the only alarm system they'll ever need though. At least until their home gets broken into while they're at work.

>Also my pup would tear your fucking face off if you broke in.

I really hope you have a good lawyer or live in some backwoods hick town out in meth country where they play fast and loose with concepts like justice and rule of law. A guy I used to work with (used to because he was let go after this incident) thought the same shit until he got dragged into court and ended up having to put his buddy down.

>>32559739
your autisim is too much for me right now man. My dog is a dog. dogs do what dogs do. I have a security system as well man.

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>>32559765
Its me. Good luck getting into my yard, though. Ive got 7 of these bad puppies.

>>32559777
Ok no problem man.

Yeah that other anon is sperging for some reason. Of course I have an alarm system and don't relay soley on my dog. My dog barks to alert me; Anon just autismo.

Also that's really said but yes I do have access to wonderful lawyers and there's no way that's happening. I'll lose her in a boating accident before that happens. She is a good dog and I don't allow her to get into situations like that.

We live innahills if you cared so were good.

>>32559777
sad*

>>32559777
Then i woulf sue the guy who broke in for any damages done to my house, as well as emotional damages.

Not him, but there are ways to get back at blwck people like that.


Or just become a cop and beat the ever-living-shit out of him.

>>32559871
I think he is referring to the fact that his coworker had his dog in public and it bit someone becasue it wasn't well trained. He was just focusing on the face-ripping aspect.

>>32559894
Well face ripping is totaly acceptable when in a self defense situation. If he was in public and walking down the street when his dog attacked some fuck, then that dog shouldve been put down when it was born.

>>32559568
not even that anon but kys. i understand the point youre trying to make, but a barking dog is more of a deterrence than a fucking adt lawn sign

>>32559716
So you're saying because I haven't killed my dogs I have illegal guns? How did you come to that conclusion...

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>>32556416
I normally shoot off my back deck, and everytime he hears the door open he runs and hides under the bed.

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Emotional support

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My Bullmastiff Pupper

>>32563695
On behalf of k I approve of battle kittens. Ferocious slayers of inland birds and small lizards. Resposible for millions of deaths but still available for cuddles.

All hail those with no remorse and no mercy.

>>32564296
That's a nice pupper. What's he like to do?

>>32561170
That's okay, not all doggos weren't meant for high speed. Some are meant for slow cuddles. Battle buds come in all shapes and sizes.

>>32564296
He looks like a nice grumpy old man

>>32564296
I can almost smell your doggo from here anon. My childhood dog was a bullmastiff.
>RIP Juno the sausage donkey dog.

>>32556416
cute as fuck

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>>32564590
She is a lazy stinky girl! she's great with the kids and I've never met anyone as pleased to see me when I enter a room, I'd recommended a bullmasiff to anyone with a family and the time to train one properly. (also RIP Juno) :(

>>32559777
>I really hope you have a good lawyer or live in some backwoods hick town out in meth country where they play fast and loose with concepts like justice and rule of law. A guy I used to work with (used to because he was let go after this incident) thought the same shit until he got dragged into court and ended up having to put his buddy down.

Bullshit/10.

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>>32556416
My beagle/walker hound/mountain goat mix with his Aussie/border collie bitch.

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>>32567215
As a pup

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>>32567215
Waterbourne

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Reporting for doodie!

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>>32559800
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the fuck is that?

Pic is my 8 month old bitch. I have massive buyer's romorse over her. Should have gotten a German Shorthaired Pointer instead.

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>>32569320

Laika during her first snow outing beyond the gate. She ran around the yard yesterday when it was sleeting and snowing, but her first real walk in the snow. She loved it.

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>>32569396
yeah. x-mas mine saw her first snow too. ate some of it, wallowed in it, shat in it. then got the sniffles and crusty teary eyes from spending 2 hours outside at -15°C.

>>32556416
My wife's a bitch. Does it count ?

>>32569320
Your doggo looks kinda crazy

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>>32569476
why?

>>32569493
The ice eyes.

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>>32569493
my fav doggue colours

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This is my pitbull Zeus. He's a gud boy and he dindu nuffin.

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>Dog spelled backwards is god anon
>Install that trigger in your ar pistol anon

>>32557197

beautiful dogs dude, for real

>>32571728

haha, what a smile

>>32561143
He means that the ATF hasn't killed your dogs and taken your illegal SBRs yet.

>>32572209
Thank you

>>32572338
Ah. Makes sense now.

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