If you were being held hostage would you rather Spetsnaz or a

>>32551962
spetsnaz, that way when i die i know it was deliberate and that the hostage takers are equally screwed.

>>32551962
Spetsnaz. They are a more specialized unit. The Marines I feel would botch the operation not because they are women.

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>>32551962
Marines.
>tfw they rescue you in an Osprey

I'm dead either way, so it doesn't really matter.
I'd prefer it be the Spetsnaz though, since they're actual OPERATORS

>>32551962
lumpy beat nignog puss
OR
glorious untouched rooskie booty hole

Unit 777

I always wanted to die in a Benny Hill skit

>>32551962

Uhhh...can I get another plane? Thanks.

>>32551985
This. This is actually a valid reaponse.

First post best post

>Spetsnaz
Considering this covers everything from Russian SWAT to Russian Delta... fuck you.
>female
I'd have to say Spetsnaz.
>US
Spetsnaz please.
>Marines
I would rather take Russian mall cops at this point.

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Can I get FBI HRT to rescue me instead? That way when they miss and hit me instead, it'll just hurt instead of killing me.

>>32551962
Do Marines do hostage rescue normally?

>>32551985
This. It's not much, but I'll be able to die with a little dignity.

>>32552075
Blue on blue, most of the time.

>>32551962
Spetsnaz. Just get the fuck down when it happens.

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>>32551989

>>32551962
>>32551985
I have a feeling you would be able to avoid dying if you shut your mouth and kiss the floor the entire time, then allow them to physically get you and drag you until you are given direct orders to stand the fuck up and walk yourself.

>>32551962
Them Spetsnaz niggas train with live hostages so I trust them more.

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>>32551962
I would feel safer being rescued by female Spetsnazettes than US Marines of any multiplicity of genders
>female actual oper8rs of any nationality still btfo generic cannonfodder infantry of any nationality

>>32551962
I'd never fly again if they were my pilots.

>>32551962
Pic related is my worst nightmare

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>>32552341
>>32552272

>>32551989
>Marines on Rip Its
So basically the same as Spetsnaz in the "Kill everything" category

>>32551962
lady marines, I want to bang a bunch of nasty sluts after being dragged out of hell.

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Female Marines of course, that way I won't have to die alone, they'll be there with me.

>>32551962
Marines. I'll at least get some nice head before I get friendly fired to death.

>>32551962
Female marines, might include more diversity in the hostages

>>32552042
before or after they shoot your dog?

>>32551962

Spetsnaz. Because as a devout Muslim man, it is haram to be handled or touched by women I am not married to. This includes my dead body.

>>32551962
spetsnaz cuz dat backflip tactical kill

>>32552227
Depending on what material the floor is its actually sometimes better to be crouched or on all fours than laying straight down.

On hard surfaces like concrete and steel bullets have a tendency to hug the floor after rebounding

https://youtu.be/waWoaw1yuEI

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>>32551962

WTF am I looking at?

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Easier to just go with the Spetznaz on this one.

Female Muhreens:
>save you
>save the terrorists
>make you take care of her kid
>doesn't give blowjobs
>calls the cops when you beat her
>gets you sent to jail

Spetznaz:
>just kills you and the terrorists instantly by driving a fucking tank through the whole building

>>32551962
I rather take my chances with "spetsnaz" that can range from the equivalent of border patrol to Delta to CIA spooks over something I know is garbage.

>>32552353
Around blacks, never relax

>>32552353
I always read this as "Tha's Raciss!" even though it's spelt right

That's racist.

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>>32553144
We're in a plane...

>>32551988
>Spetsnaz. They are a more specialized unit.
>Spetsnaz
>A unit

>>32551962
Spetznas:
At worst I die and all the hostage holders die
At best I die and all the hostage holders die

At worst I die and all the marines die
At best I get fucked up super badly, mutilated, but saved, despite all but one or two hostage holders escaping

So it's die because the spetsnaz don't care about you as a hostage, or die because the marine women are incompetent.

I'll go with the marine women because there's a slim chance the stars align and they don't fuck it up, whereas I can't see why the spetsnaz would even attempt a rescue that didn't involve everyone on location dying.

Which spetsnaz? Spetsnaz means everything from VDV to shady shit like Zaslon that are under SVR control and equivalent of SOG.

>>32553974
>Implying they wouldn't drive the tank through the terminal, use the coaxil to mow down some bystanders, and then turn the plane into swiss cheese with the cannon

>>32554049
You are aware situations faced by Russians were far more complex than anything seen in West?
In reality they did the best they could. People would die whatever they did.

>>32552042
USAF gets me every time

>>32554054
I know. It was a very difficult, complex situation that wouldn't have turned out pretty no matter what happened.

Just the kind of situation that calls for HEAT.

>>32551985
Kek, this

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Spetsnaz


One day Estonians will make a low budget film about it and it will be great

>>32551962
Are the female marines black or white?

Because my experience in the military is that black women are in general about 400% more competent than white women when it comes to performing difficult, strenuous and potentially dangerous physical work and I might actually trust them to shoot a bunch of people.

If its white women I'll try my luck with the spetsnaz.

>>32554065
Not saying there were no mistakes in handling the situation but if you are talking about Beslan there were 1100 hostages there. Nothing similar ever happened in West. Awful situation.
And spetsnaz there were MVD and FSB units. They are more like glorified SWAT in reality.

I don't think your average marine unit has any kind of ability for hostage rescue, then again I wonder how unpleasant being on the receiving end of those RPO thermobarics is

>>32554105
Extremely unpleasant way to die.

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>>32551988

>>32552272
Why's That?
I guess for me I wouldn't care if they were qualified and not in the cockpit just because of muh diversity quotas.
If they have the hours and the experience I see no problem with it.

Spetsnaz, because I'd get my name in the paper on page 1, under the headline "THE NAMES OF THE POOR VICTIMS WHO WERE MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY PUTIN'S THUGGISH DEATH SQUADS UNDER THE GUISE OF A BOTCHED HOSTAGE RESCUE OPERATION ARE NOW RELEASED" instead of a small notice after the sport pages reading "Elite troops from America, our greatest ally yet sadly no longer under the leadership of supreme chief drummer Obongo but instead racist pussygrabbing moneygrabber Ronald Bump has had a minor mishap during a hostile encounter with extremists from a foreign nation and we will on purpose be vague about whom we wish better luck next time"

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>>32551962
Of course I would chose Spetsnaz. It's like asking who do you trust to fly an aircraft, a pilot or a tank commander. Marines have nothing to do with the situation you describe.

I would go for the Spetsnaz guys. If i survive, i can at least ask one of the guys if i could hold his VSS Vintorez.

If not, then at the very least i can look the terrorists in their eyes and smile like a retard before the plane turns into swiss cheese, knowing that the terrorists will all die.

>>32551962
Spetsnaz, and I get up when they start shouting in Russian.

>>32552567
I'll be there for you, Uiharu, you meme

>>32551962
Marins, because I don't want to be shot with a thermobaric grenade during the fighting.

I'll go with female marines since they will probably get captured and gangraped by the hostage takers. I might be able to join in the fun and have sex before dying. Oppose to just dying when Spetsnaz comes.

>>32551988
>implying the Spetsnaz wouldn't kill you as part of a cover-up operation

>>32556823
So you'd rather just get shot by the female Marines?

https://youtu.be/watch?time_continue=1&v=nDfNV9bJoSg

>>32553064
the last picture taken by the photographer, anon.

Gotta go with spetznas. I was an muhreen infantryman who was a rifle coach. I've seen the way female Marines shoot way too often. It's not pretty.

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>>32551962
Spetznaz not because XD womyn soldiers but because marines aren't exactly good at hostage rescue.

There's a decent chance I'd die though, given Spetznaz tendency to excise the head with the brain tumor....

>>32552042
>JTF2

makes me chuckle.

>>32551962
Spetsnaz
If I'm gonna die it'd be nice to know at least the terrorists are going down with me.

>>32551962
Cute

>>32551962
spetsnaz i would rather die fast

>>32551962
Spetsnaz because they have units that are really good at hostage rescue, and this meme for spetsnaz killing civvies is fucking retarded.

>>32551962
Nigger Pilots!

THATS why flights are always getting delayed.

>>32554116
UUUU

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>>32553974
>in-flight hijacking
>from the cockpit Mohammed spies a fuckhuge cargo plane fly directly overhead and place itself in front and above the hijacked plane
>back opens up
>t-72
>tank rolls out the back, down and directly into the front of the hijacked plane
>crash this plane with no survivors
>it was all part of the master plan
>spetznaz 'A-Team' the tank back to the ground
>operation success

>>32551985
This
You can higher you chances by staying calm and breath in as little gas as possible

I'd choose spetsnaz, Sometimes I kind of want to die

>>32551962
Spetsnaz

>>32554091
Beslan wasnt the reason we think the Russians dont care about anybody.
The reason i personaly think the couldent get less fucks is the screw up in the theater with the fucking gas.
Most of the civilians eather died or were heavely woundet because the fucktards didnt inform the hospitals

>>32556026
Not getting it.

Spetsnaz are famous for botching hostage rescues and general trigger happiness., and female marines are considered incompetent by /k/.

So its a choice between dying in a hail of bullets from your "rescuers" or watching the bitch platoon get slaughtered before the terrorists cut your head off.

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>>32551962

Upon seeing this, I immediately thought of pic related

Spetnaz, they're not nearly as horrifying.

>>32564040
They're famous for beslan school 1, which was a massive cluster fuck and a situation the west has never faced, and the Moscow theatre incident, which was due to miscommunication between the first responders and Russian higher ups. It's a massive meme

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>>32554087
This. Tactical negresses are always preferred. They have big hands and can carry lots of ammo. Also They are descended from people who carry huge baskets of fufu on their heads and farming and stuff. Far preferable to pampered white cunts.

>>32552020
Underrated post

>>32554071
> hostage
kek

>>32551962
i could at least survive the female marines' failed attempt and maybe live long enough for some men to free me

>>32552770
That was surprisingly enlightening, much appreciated.

>>32552243
Very much this.

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>>32551962
>fuck me

What a question.

Today OP was not a faggot.

>>32563605
Holy fukc. yes. this!!

>Implying Rooskie special forces can't into defying gravity

>>32566449

Probably not see

>>32556967