>You're at the range and this guy walks up and starts

>>32549987
He get knock out down to the ground

>>32549987
whaddup larry

>>32549987
I'll politely request he stop advertising my hobbies to anyone who happens to look in the generl direction of my mail.
Spam is the reason i quit shopping there since i moved.

>>32549987
i'll round up my purchase to help fund the NRA

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>>32549987
Larry p-pls don't hurt me I'm sorry I told you to stop mailing me

Retaliatory garand-penis.

>>32550012
I've never had any trouble and I order stuff from them all the time.

Who the fuck is this old man

>>32549987
Let him finger fuck me instead

"I love you, you're a beautiful man. And that's the way it is."

Offer him some lube.... from midwayusa of course.

>>32550102
How fucking new are you?

>>32550156
>taking Callum's blatant baitposts seriously
>responding to Callum at all
How new are YOU?

Ask him for advice that only comes with years of experience.

>>32549987
I ask him if I have the right tools

>>32550167
Been here quite a while actually. 2-3 years I'd say. Don't usually trip.

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>>32550025
>mfw when i never round up my purchase

>>32549987
pull the trigger

>>32550188
oh wow he's been here since 2014 lmao

>>32550188
Well here's a protip: everything Callum posts is b8 and should be ignored

>>32549987
Finger fuck him.

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>>32550227
Thanks m8

>>32550227
What's b8.

>>32549987
Hug him and say "I love you Based Larry!"

>>32549987
That's just the way it is

tell him to fuck off and I can shoot better than him at 100 yards with my eyes closed

>>32550250
See what I mean?
Honesly Callum I ain't even mad atcha, I'm mad at /k/ for being so gullible.

>>32550084
>>32550102
Fuck off tripfags
nobody wants you here

>>32550172
Second this. Along with thanking him for the great gunsmithing videos.

I'd ask him to autograph my ammo can.

>>32549987
Buddy up with him and start to be friends so I can try to get in on Daddy Warbuck's good side so he will pay for my shit or leave guns to me in his will.

>>32549987

Ask him how he likes the trigger work on my rifle.

>>32549987

I ask him why his customer service and shipping is so shit. Also why his staff apparently deletes negative reviews of their products

>>32549987

makeout with him

>>32551507

What has Midway done to you? Anytime I order from them shipping is prompt and things work smoothly.

>>32549987
Ask him why all the stuff on his website costs so much more than elsewhere.

>>32551547
exactly may get 50% lifetime discounts if nice to him.

The last time I saw an old guy stick his finger in the muzzle he lost that finger. You need some tiny ass Trump finglets to finger bang a barrel though.

>Trump Finglets, they're classy ass Fig Newtons for classy fucking people that like gold leaf-lined shits.