I'm finally getting the fuck out of commiefornia and I couldn't

>>32548820
Gun stores everywhere with great selections. Be 18, have some ID, go through a background check and then you have your gun.
We don't care where you are from, because now you are here

>>32548820
Once you're Texan, you're welcomed.

Unless you go to Austin, we hate them.

>Have money
>Walk into store
>Ask for any gun in any configuration and mag size you want
>Fill out form 4473
>Wait for NICS call
>Gib money
>Walk out with gun

And that's it, like it is in most states.

Unless you have a carry license, then it's the above without the NICS call.

>>32548820

Walk in, 4473, call, money, leave. That's it.
If you get CHL (Get CHL.) walk in, 4473, money, leave.

Vote libertarian or republican and it's all cool.

>assault rifles

>>32548878
>>32548915
>>32548924
thanks guys can't fucking wait
(also fuck austin isn't it just texas portland)

>>32548820
The only thing we don't have is public land, meaning you're stuck to ranges unless you own or know somebody with land.

>>32548947
oh that's a bummer because I don't know anyone down there. I'm sure I can meet some likeminded people who might have land that we could have fun on togethr or something. If not ranges are always fun.
Whats the hunting scene like down there? I haven't gotten to do that in years

>>32548943
Austin is a weird animal.

It's still Texas, but people act like it's a Californian colony. Bomb ass food culture, housing is shitty expensive, kids in Jr. High uniforms asking you for weed. Tons of hipsters and libtards.

>>32548959
Come to the Texas nuggetfest if you can.

Oh, one thing Austin does have going for it is friendliness, but a lot of the stuff that made the city unique is getting bought and sold off.

>>32548982
>>32548967
oh interesting this is good to know.
and hell yes I've always wanted to go to a meetup

>>32548982
The old school hippies are getting priced out by transplants. I actually always liked that Austin was weird, but now that's morphing into corporately acceptable weird.

>>32548820
Texas sucks for guns.

Could you be more excited?

>>32549069
>Texas sucks for guns.
dont mislead the poor guy

Yes all you commiefornians go to Texas not Missouri
Don't come here
We're full anyway

>>32549386
>Missouri
That was up on my list but texas has the gradschools I want to go to plus I have family there and in florabama so its a nice middleground i guess

Repeat after me:
>fuck California
>fuck Austin
>fuck liberals
>dry barbecue is good
>Whataburger is the best drunk food
>Oklahoma is rightful Texan territory
take those to heart and you'll be able to drop the Californian label and become a proud Texan.

Listen here OP

If you have a good attitude, pay attention, and desire to assimilate, then there will be no problem.

If however you vote like a faggot, want to make Texas into Cali light, and act like a total dingus then I would advise you to move somewhere else....maybe like Florida.

>>32548820
>moving from one cuck state to another cuck state
lol

fuck texas

>>32549426
t. commiefornia poster

>>32549426
>texas
>cuckstate

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>>32549408
>forgetting the Alamo

>>32549003
There's a nuggetfest thread up right now. First Texas specific nuggetfest.

>>32549440
t.freestate poster
>>32549477
Yes, Texas is a cuck state. Texas is in the top 10 cuck states - just below Hawaii, New York, Massachusetts, California, et cetera, or about tied with Maryland.
Your state is so cucked that you think it's acceptable to criminally process fingerprints to issue a drivers license. Get the fuck out of here, cuck stater.

>>32549559
Nigger, what?

You only get printed for an LCH.

>>32549683
Nigger, please. That's been the case for one year, and you act like it never happened. You just got open carry too.

You still can't carry in posted or in alcohol-serving venues.

get the fuck outta' here

>>32548820
No major restrictions on guns beyond dangerous and unusual. Check into a CHL. It's a good course on gun safety as well as you get to carry.

From experience. People will welcome you big time but you gotta leave cali there. It's a culture clash which you'll pick up on right away.

Welcome to Texas.

>>32549748
Culture clash part confirmed, but easier on you if you go to the bigger cities.

>>32549811
Maybe but you'll never get away from the two step in the seventh inning stretch.

>>32549740
I got my first license seven years ago and it didn't take prints.

Open carry has always been a thing in places it makes sense to carry open.

You can't carry into places that receive more than 51% of their revenue from on-site consumption, I can carry into a restaurant with a bar just fine.

You can't carry in places that have the official .30-06 sign posted, which is literally nowhere that isn't a hospital or government building.

>>32548947
how is there no public land in texas desu

>>32549947
it got sold because Texans hate big government

>>32549341
I'm not, the people that think it's good for guns have misled him.

>>32548820
Welcome to the greatest country on earth.

Guns are easy to acquire and widely accepted, you should enjoy the experience.

The single caveat is that you are expected to leave your fucktard California politics at the border. We didn't become great by having retards from the left and right coast coming in and "fixing things". Embrace Texas and she'll embrace you back.

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Behead those who insult texas.

>>32548820
We're full nigger.

And all you "Texans" in this thread need to stop lying to this poor misguided POS.

>>32550418
Fuck off back to your shitty fether hair infested desert Arizona.
Texas gun culture is why Texas is "good" for guns.

>>32549740
>private buisnesses shouldn't be allowed to disallow firearms in their own private buisnesses
Get out.

>>32550517
>muh bbq
>fuck pork

You and I are enemies now.

>>32550593
Beef > Pork
If you don't agree you're a dirty Oakie

>>32550614
>>32550593
>>32550517
Chicken BBQ
.40 S&W

fite me

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>>32550632
Beef > Pork > Chicken
chicken is nigger tier bbq.
>.40 S&W
>short and weak
Seems fitting for a queer like yourself.

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TEXAS
-you can open carry a rifle w/o anything just be 18 and legal (dont be a fag about this)
-you can carry a loaded pistol as long as its concealed in your car w/o anything as long as your legal yada yada
-you can obtain a Licence To Carry following a 8hr? (They made it shorter to eight i think) Course with a easy as shoot , avg class cost you 60-90$ with gun rental , pay the state 170 something and send your prints and photo. Bam 6mo later you can conceal OR open carry a pistol ( again , dont be a fag)
-you can buy suppressors , sbrs, and other nfa shit here
-when you buy a gun here your first purchase is a 1-2 day wait you following purchases are a 15-30 min phone call. If you have a LTC/CHL you skip the call , just pay fill a form and walk
-knife laws are set at state level only, citys cant fuck you over with bs ordinances

>>32550663
>-you can obtain a Licence To Carry following a 8hr? (They made it shorter to eight i think) Course with a easy as shoot , avg class cost you 60-90$ with gun rental , pay the state 170 something and send your prints and photo. Bam 6mo later you can conceal OR open carry a pistol ( again , dont be a fag)
>-when you buy a gun here your first purchase is a 1-2 day wait you following purchases are a 15-30 min phone cal
LMAOOOOOO

Texas status: cucked

>>32550663
>1 to 2 day wait on first purchase
I do not believe this to be true.

>>32550632
oh so you're a fag

makes sense

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>>32550663
-wild hog hunts
-no cap on any mag capacity stop thinking 30 is better than 10 and start re-imagining high capacity drums or belt fed
-austin may be full of hipster faggots but the strip clubs employ some of the hottest college girls and they do all nude, food there is good too.
-breakfast fucking tacos , mexican food, cowboy breakfast , rodeo

>>32550682
>>32550663
I bought my first gun in 2009, and had no waiting period. Is this new?

Also, our knife length is pretty short. 3.5" iirc.

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San Antonio
If you visit or plan to stay in the alamos home town

>>32550684
It's not.

>>32550644
>>32550699
in his defense, a good smoked half chicken can be godly

>>32550750
My first purchase was late 80s early 90s
A few things might have changed.
Backgrounds took longer then

Texas knife laws in a nutshell: and this is for ones you carry on you, not applicable to something you keep on your personal property or something you hint with;
Cant be: more than 5 1/2" blade, throwing knives, spears, double edged, or a "bowie" knife (there is no legal deffinition of a "bowie knife" so dont buy anything that calls itself that and youre okay

>>32550812
>hint with
*hunt with

>>32550750
You're dumb nigga. Knife preemption law went into effect and state law has been 5.5" for decades.

Move to arizona the best fucking state. constitutional carry for rifles at 18, pistols 21 no CC class required besides failing 4437

>>32549386
Why would he want to go to missouri anyways lol

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>>32550517
>Texas drivers are horrible
>mfw don't have the courage to call any Texans out on it.

>>32549740
>thinking government should have say over private property
Kys cuck

>>32551535
Honestly compared to other regions it's not bad. Drivers are shit in all cities, but compared to Boston or Chicago it's great in the DFW area. Random people will use their turn signals over half the time!

>>32551535
some people are shitty drivers, but at least we are nice, everyone lets you in. I went to Chicago and they were the most piece of shit drivers I've ever seen.

>>32548820
They will you should just stay in California and fix the mess you made. Just don't shit up Texas with your hippy bullshit

>>32551535
Houston traffic is pure cancer

>>32549408
Oklahoma here,
Sonic > whateverberger all day, everyday

>>32550593
we aren't a pork state, no one thinks of the great Texas pig trails faggot

>>32551731
And this is why nobody likes Oklahoma.
Literally a state covered in cowshit and half bred injuns.

>>32551535
It's because none of them speak English or know how to read the road signs

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>>32549740
What kind of idiot are you

>>32551731
my town has both, and we are getting an in-n-out (but whataburger is the best you pansy bitch)

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>>32551535
My only problem is when people don't use their fucking turn signal

>>32551753
>not wanting to breed the savage out of the natives
>Ft. Worth literally smells like manure and Dallas is a ghetto
Get fucked, tejas.

>>32551805

California In N Out is better than Texas In N Out.

I don't understand why Texans compare Whata to In N Out when there is literally zero similarity. Burgers at Whata are like DQ, and In N Out doesn't serve chicken.

>>32551860
whaaaaaat! the once city famous for having cattle smells like cow shit? I couldn't have guessed!
whaaaaaaat! you are saying one of the largest cities in the country has a ghetto? fucking insane!
when is the last time someone wanted to go to Oklahoma that didn't involve a casino?

>>32551535
Definitive top 5 worst drivers in the states
>Houston
>New York City
>New Jersey
>Salt Lake City
>All of Commiefornia

>>32551902
fight me

>>32551932
You forgot Corpus Christi and the Valley, Mexicans can't operate shit.

>>32548820
I'm sick of you fucking transplants

>>32551731
>Sonic is good
I see you have as many taste buds as you do branches in your family tree

>>32550553
AZ culture is better for guns.
>constitutional carry
>open carry was always legal without CCW
>everyone open carried everywhere until CC introduced and no one gave a fuck
>don't have Hurricane Katrina refugees

AZ is better in almost all aspects except food.

t. Arizonan.

>>32548820
Bro, let me give you the bottom line here...

Native Texan speaking btw...

So many fucking people. SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE. Have been moving here in recent years (particularly since 2008....) that despite the fact that we have continued to have conservative laws passed etc etc etc....it's only a matter of time until this state becomes California 2.0.

I'm sorry you have some shit going on in Cali, but moving here is just running from the problems. You need to solve the problems in your own state, not run from them.

You might want to look towards another state. Otherwise you will have expended time, energy, and money, for nothing. We'll have fag marriage and enhanced rifle restrictions within the year, guaranteed...

>>32551951
Yeah but Id rather deal with Mexicans constantly driving off bridges than Yuppies and Jews somehow doing a 180 off an on ramp and plowing into the nearest Orphanage transport van.

>>32548820
REEEEEEE COMMIEFORNIANS GET OUT

>>32549947
99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the land in Texas is privately owned. Besides the military bases.

>>32551955
fuck off, we accept all who are trying to escape to a better life (as long as they are 'murican of course)

>>32551753
Oklahoma and Ohio should be excommunicated from the Union

Join the TSRA when you get here

>>32551902
this

>>32548820
>is it easy
As long as youre not a psycho with a criminal history and have an established residency, relatively yeah. Just fill out the paperwork, dont freak out the clerk, pass the background check and have fun with your purchase.

>>32551980

Fuck off, we can't out-vote the Mexicans and Faggots in LA and San Fran. We're bolstering the conservative vote in Texas against the horde of Mexicans voting blue. You should be fellating us as soon as we drive in from New Mexico.

Make sure to get a texas drivers license if you want to buy a handgun. I saw a woman with a Kentucky license being denied a handgun sale because she wasn't a resident.

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>>32550632
>Objectively the worst meat for BBQ
>Objectively the worst pistol round

>>32552063
Are all californians mentally ill with delusions of grandeur?

You're a warning example to the rest of the nation. Not a role model. You take pride in fleeing from your shitty state? What are you, syrian? Leeching on others isn't something to be proud of.

>>32550632
>>32550644
Pork >>>>>>> Beef > Chicken

Texas can't do anything right.

>>32551980
Eat a dick, no one cares about your shit state that much

>>32548820
texas garbo stay in texas

>>32551535
just dont drive in houston bcus asians
or
san antonio bcus retarded actual mexicans (this includes the rgv)
or
dfw bcus retarded blacks
or
austin bcus retarded drunk&/high whites

pretty much drive rural and dont drive slow in the left lane. the speed limit is a threshold to go at least that speed in the fast/passing lane.

once ppl learn that they r set

>>32548820
Texas is being overrun by hipsters from Cali. Keep driving and go somewhere nice.

>>32548982
>Austin
>friendly
HAHAHAHAHAHA, that city is full of white nigger transplants from California and New York, don't even try to pretend otherwise