>communal shower >fellow Marines makes fun of your small

Frag him

>>32534530
make fun of his big asshole

>>32534547
Do this

Do get boners in the shower? Literally the only way they could tell, limp size means nothing

>>32534530
>I'm a grower not a.... shower

>>32534573

I cant stop laughing, jesus /k/

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>>32534530

I hate that shit. Mine is only 2" (5cm) flaccid. Yeah I am a grower but it's still only 4.5" (11,5cm) when erect so it doesn't help much.

>>32534731
Hey, atleast you are not skinnyfat + ugly.
I'm 7in (18cm) when erect but I'll never get laid.

>>32534751

I've only been with one woman who is my current fiancee and she has only been with me. Top kek.

>>32534758
You lucky fucker

>>32534573
With your penis, OP. That'll establish dominance.

>>32534530

armin plz stahp

>>32534758
>>32534751
>>/r9k/

>>32534530

Just suck his dick, it'll be a funny prank dude

>>32534530
took communal showers in the Army and at the gym and literally no one talked about each others dicks.

They all look the same. Except for this one guy, his dick was about a foot long flacid. I wondered how he was able to fuck any woman. It must have felt like giving birth. But I still never heard anyone talking about another guy's dick in the showers.

>>32534530
What communal showers are we talking about? Some fat dream apparently because incontinence remember a whole lot of them as an 0311. Boot camp yes they were but nobody said shit to anybody because boot camp, SOI (I'm 0311 rifleman) we had pretty much private communal showers, there were at least curtains by that point. On ship there was a curtain on all the ships I was on (four or five ships) but in our fleet barracks we shared one bathroom amonst four Marines and just locked the doors between rooms. That said I did get made fun of once and it was on ship but that was normal hazing of a newer guy.

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>>32534530
>Join the Navy
>get raped in the showers

H-hooyah

>>32534964
Same here, was an 0311. They had communal showers still at LBC in Bridgeport and Camp Wilson in 29 palms. Only ones I took in the fleet.

I too got made fun of once but just razzing a boot type of deal.

>>32534992
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>32534530
Are you guys all fucking gay or something? Why do you all have tiny dicks?

>>32534992

Would you like to share the story?

>>32534939
Im sorry you missed out on the apex of camaraderie

>>32535011
I got a pretty big hemorrhoid afterwards, I can see if I can find a pic.

>>32534530
Get just gay enough to get a little blood flowing into your benis, but not gay enough that the sight of the other guys will get you fully erect. Your benis will look much bigger when around them.

>>32535069
Nah. We good.

Fucking /k/ is full of gayfags, what the fuck.

>>32535043
I dont think I want guys talking about my dick. I mean, it's a fucking shower, I am there to soap up and rinse and get out. I dont really care if the guy next to me has a big dick or a small dick. I dont care about his dick at all.

>>32534731
Ha ha.

>>32534530
>marines
>bunch of faghots who stare on dicks
Story checks out.

>>32535091
Who apparently all have tiny dicks
>the big gun= tiny dick meme turned out to be true

6,6 dick length erect

like 3,9 when flaccid

is this good enough?

Be honest, is this what you fuckers do in your /k/ meetups? Just straight semi-anonymous gay sex?

>>32534530
Never been enlisted, but had to have communal showers after hockey practices and games. All that really happened was everyone ignored the dicks and everything went back to a bunch of high schoolers in a shower together. However there was one guy with a micro penis. We made fun of him when he wasn't there. The whole team hated him because he was also a fucktard. Other than that it was a lot of high schoolers doing the helicopter dick/ helicockter.

Anon, you look those meanies right in the eye and repeat after me "Your mom/wife/sister/daughter doesn't think it's small.". Hold eye contact until they look away or lose their shit.

>>32535232
^this

>>32535232
No dude

Your mom jokes are sooo old and completely ineffective.

You gotta get gay with them. The eye contact part is correct tho. Say something really fucking gay and hold eye contact. Then don't freak out if he makes the next move and escalates with something gayer. Let them k ow you don't give a single fuck, and you will suck his cock rite there rather than lose a game of gay chicken.

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>>32535261

Y-yeah it's just gay chicken dood!!!

>>32535272
Its effective either way. If you actually are gay, people won't fuck with you because what can they even say to you at that point, call you a faggot? Please. And if you aren't, then they still know that no matter what they do they can't get under your skin

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>tfw grower not a shower
>tfw being tall with muscles makes it look even smaller

>>32534530
That means he is gay. Bunch of ass slapping faggots the whole lot of em.

>>32535314
i know that feel

on the other hand if you get at it with a girl you have at least a semi-chub, so it doesn't matter

>my ass rides in navy equipment
does "equipment" mean dicks?

>>32535232
That could work, but I wouldn't say daughter.

You know that one guy who almost punched you in highschool for telling a momma joke and you didn't know his mom was dead. You might get a very similar reaction when you talk about banging a guys daughter. I'd know I would go into Dad mode.

>>32535360
This. "Sister" is fairly acceptable but daughter? If you're talking to 18-25 year old guys and they have a daughter she's probably 5 years old at max. That's not funny, that's just creepy.

>>32535135
No

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>Carry gun is an M&P 22
>Anon starts circle jerking about how I need some huge pistol cartridge to defend myself

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>>32535286
>they can't get under your skin

Well, I can think of one way...

>fellow Marines makes fun of your small dick
Establish dominance. Rape them.

>>32534530
>In the military
>Have enough time in the shower to look at other's penises

Really ?
I had like 30 sec to shower, I didn't really had the time to look

Would you suck off two Marines in the showers at the same time?

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>>32535091
how fucking new

>>32535333
Whoosh

>>32534530
This has got to be fake. Why wouldn't you call him out for being a fag and checking out your dick? Too many loose ends to your story OP

>>32535672
missed out desu

>>32535157
Shut it down.

>>32534530
ask them if they want to sword fight

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>>32534530
>This thread

>>32534758
>she has only been with me
do you believe that

women always, and I mean always, understate the number of partners they've had

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>join the navy
>get towel jacked off in.

https://clyp.it/l0pro1r2

>>32538984
>join navy
>jack off in towels
if you can't beat em

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IN THE NAVY,
WHERE YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS,

>>32534588
This.

>>32538960
>Dating godless whores as opposed to the top notch marriage material found in churches.

Look! a cock!....but smaller

>>32535091
It's depressing

>>32534588
>what is a micro-penis

>>32535286
I wont call you a faggot. I'll properly describe you as an abomination.

listen american this is what we do when people fuck with us here. We wait until unit is all asleep and we take boot of comrade that is bothering you and you fill them with shave foammy, and then you put a generous amount of deodorant powder in there. Then you let it exactly in the same spot. Many lolz will be had during morning call

>>32538984
>https://clyp.it/l0pro1r2
ha if that was to happen in my country we would be sleeping wet by now

>actually caring about your penis size

>>32534530
Why are you looking at each others dicks in the shower?

>>32534530
Time to flashbang him when he goes for a shit

>>32535672

Time flies when you're a faggot.

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>tfw I cut half my dick of 8 years ago
>it's probably still longer than most of yours

>>32540383
wut

>>32535169
This
I use to put my balls on top of my dick. Eggs over sausage we called it. Everyone would die laughing.

One guy did end up being gay. I remember him doing funny shit in the shower. He would jump on this one guys back and ride him around the shower. He would sneak up behind freshman and start pissing on them as they showered. He would squeeze his dick super tight so it "looked" hard and chase the freshman with it. Looking back I guess we should have questioned him a little but this guy was not a flaming homo. Was a good old boy/country type.

>>32540441
Also, never talked about dick size except for this one guy. He had a fucking monster dick. Probably a good 6 or 7 inches flaccid uncircumsized dick. He got nicknamed swamproot. It stuck all through highschool.

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>>32540402
>>32540383
>Trans
>now a stubby...

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>>32534530
Trim you pubes you faggot so your cock looks bigger.

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>>32538960
>>32539130
This. Landed a qt homeschooled virgin. She's also more open minded about sex stuff than my exes because she never really had a scale of what was normal.