any stories of small or short drill instructors? also any funny

>>32527076
>2007
>go to basic
>have short DS
>leave 9 weeks later
>who cares because it was fucking basic and only faggot ass privates tell basic stories

Had a DS who would keep us standing there for ridiculous long times. That's not unusual but he would always talk about the weirdest shit. His favorite topic was his own dating/love life. He would tell us about dates he was planning, who the girls were, what he thought of them, and how it ended up going. Sometimes he would walk around with his phone and show people his tinder matches. He was genuinely a weird guy.

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>his military experience peaked at bootcamp so he still reminisces about it

Don't be that guy

>first formation before first sergeant sends us to PT
>silence
>kid in platoon farts
>thinks DS walking away from us didn't hear
>tells kid to do and about face and stand there smelling it

>>32527302
>his tinder matches
When I was in basic they didn't even have cell phones

>>32527405
I am jelly

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>>32527220
>basic privates tell basic stories
I guess this bitch basic, then. He just told us a basic story

:^)

>>32527076
I'm shit at storytelling, but ended up watching a recruit get put on blast in English, Spanish, and Polish all at the same time.

Bernatowski was a fuckin' boss DI.

Shorter ones are always angrier and do a good job.

>>32527076
>5.4 DI
>different platoon in the company
>Think it's funny as fuck
>dude could climb up the side of the pull up bar and rock out dh pull ups until he got board.
>saw him climb up the side of a big ass recruit and light him up after said recruit brushed up against him.

Guy was fucking psycho.

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