>watching tv with girlfriend >It's a "guns are

>>32525335
>Watching anything
>someone makes a joke about guns being pointless or bad
>immediately kills my mood

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>it's a black crime movie with an underlying message that guns r bad and ffls are badder

>>32525335
I can't bring myself to watch David Cross's new standup special because in the description it says he makes fun of "tricked out guns" and I know it will be some aggressive lefty bullshit.

>>32525396
His sandwich was bigger though

>>32525436
He might be actually informed of Guccifags paying a couple hundred for milled aluminum storage racks to put on their guns.

>>32525335
>the main character makes a series of poor choices with a gun
>at the end of the episode the gun is the bad thing and the character isn't held accountable for the way they acted

>>32525497
You might be right but I think its more likely to be "wow, look at these paranoid psychopaths customizing guns"

>>32525396
Hasnt forest whitaker made a couple antigun films?

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>It's a the south is all inbred idiots who are executing mentally retarded people and that people from the north are saints

>>32525436
Why would you want to watch that hack anyway? Seriously, Arrested Development is his only decent work as far as I've seen and his character isn't even in the top 5 of that show

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>>32525652
I hope we get a chance to burn the south again.

>>32525436
On his last special he was for gun rights, as long as those rights are just to a registered handgun with finger print lock that is stored in a inspected lock box when not in use.

>>32525672
Yeah, you're right, he hasn't made me laugh since Mr. Show.

>>32525692
Well fuck that guy then.

>>32525689
The fact that other northerners are such anti-american fucks that some actually believe this makes me sick

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>>32525803
Your plate carrier wont cover those fatrolls when we come a shooting there Billy Joe Bob.

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>>32525803
thats rich coming from the the descendent of traitors.

>>32525335
>girlfriend
Faggot

>>32525378
Tell them they are ass holes. It's really bad when people make retarded political comments but you don't want be the minority speaking out in social situations. You might as well say gays should get the chair and see how they feel.

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>>32525652
>150 years later
>still mad

>>32525335
I enjoyed the it's always sunny gun episodes

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>>32526225
Civil war was the Norths fault. They owned slaves, were just as raciest towards blacks, and more so towards the Irish and didn't free their slaves with the emanation proclamation. The South was true to what the majority of the Framers of the constitution wanted and fought for and they were justified in seceding.

>>32526410
That's because they considered the only reasonable thing to do.

Both sides. With the bigger idiots going anti at the end.

>>32525335
i remember watching that ep of fresh prince when i was young thinking "yeah, wills right, carlton doesnt need a gun".
watche it a few months ago and thought "wtf will, youre going to take away carlton's means of self defense? fuck you"

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>>32525652
Notice how literally every inbred though-out the south has a direct relation from Alabama? That shit isn't a coincidence.

>>32526464
theres a bit of difference between living in a ghetto and being a literal human farming equipment.

>it would be worth the south rising again for putting down the beating on the south that would come from the south rising again.

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>>32525689
>>32526376
We come on then queers, ready for round two

>>32529153
>a chart for ants

>>32525335
>watching TV post 1980s

>>32525436
>liking david cross standup
>ever

His material is entirely celebrity name dropping and bashing Christians. I think hes intelligent and witty but he is cuck incarnate.

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>>32529153
Typical southerner, too stupid to post a image that is in a readable size.

>>32525492
get the fuck outta my store

>>32525335
>watching any of the netflix superhero shows
>only the bad guys have funs
>they do Jack shit and ALWAYS miss
>the power of *bravery/ perseverance/ liberalism/stupidity* will win the day, not evil guns

I came into this thread to rage about TV shows, and now I want to stomp some uppity Yankee ass

>wtf I hate Yankees now

>>32525335
Suck it up, buttercup.

You're just another "special snowflake", just wrapped up in a different package. Someone or something has a differing opinion than you cry and run to your safe space. Fuck you. You're just like the people we hate.

>>32526225
>south
>traitors
keep drinking that kool-aid, yankee scum

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>>32525335

Every time I watch a cop show and they start using ballistics magic to figure things out I cringe.

I was watching an episode of Longmire the other day and some dude gets shot by a .45-70 and they proceed to conclude that it can only come from an antique hundred plus year old Sharps rifle. They then go to the local pawn shop to get a list of all the people who bought a hundred year old Sharps at which point we discover that no less than 4 impoverish indians from the local reservation bought an antique Sharps over the past 2 years from this one single pawn shop.

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>>32531339

They're just angry because their liberal masters have all their rifles and pistols neutered.

So they come on here and post some shit about Sherman to distract them from the fact that they're under investigation for a hate crime after they failed to address their child's demisexual agendered otherkin preschool teacher by xer's preferred pronouns.

>>32531487
I've tried to get into Longmire, but for some reason it just doesnt pull me in like other shows.
Granted I'm only on like episode 5, but still.

Does it get better?

>>32531547

Can't give you an opinion, I'm also like 5 episodes in. As I recall the reviews for it seemed to improve over the course of the show, so maybe it does improve.

My grandmother likes it and its not terrible, so I'm willing to watch it with her. It wouldn't be the first thing I'd suggest to stream on Netflix.

>>32531547
it gets worse like most tv shows.
but the plus is that the show ends so theres actually a conclusion to look forward to.

it's a pretty well made show though, it gets pretty boring though imo.

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>>32525335
>mfw one of the coolest characters in the show, who's some redneck with a crossbow, is very anti-gun in real life.

>mfw he said AK-17

>>32531873
>mfw he said AK-17

wait
does he mean ar-15 or actually ar-17
or does he mean ak-47?

>>32531915
He said AK-17
“I don’t feel there’s a real reason to have automatic weapons at all. I can understand the right to bear arms to some extent, but no one needs an automatic AK17 (gun) hanging in their truck. No way.”

Source: http://www.hollywood.com/general/norman-reedus-grateful-for-celebrity-support-over-anti-gun-video-59572217/

>>32531993
FUCKING DROPPED

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>>32529153
>that image size

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>>32531993
>>32532804
>trusting anyone with a drop of potato blood
Around micks, brace for tricks.

>>32532849
>Around micks, brace for tricks.
I'm stealing that.

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>>32526225
>Northerners
>very likely the spawn of Irish squatters
You're in no place to belittle the pedigree of others, bogtrotter.

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>watch It's Always Sunny
>2 gun episodes
>have shown the good and bad points about guns

>>32533073
I've always liked the way they handle controversial subjects on always sunny, instead of making the side they believe in seem like the only voice of reason and the opposition seem like cartoony villains (like say Seth macfarlane's shtick), they make all sides into cartoony villains and refrain from being preachy. Wish more shows were as tactful as that.

>watching the electric jew

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>>32532849
>around Micks, brace for tricks

>>32529839
>>32529153
>>32526376
Northerner here.

We voted for Trump along with the South because freeing the slaves and becoming good socialist liberal globalists fucked our states.

If a 2nd civil boogaloo happens, we ain't fighting for sjw beta faggots on the coasts this time around. Rather side with the stars and bars then the rainbow flags. And mind you, we've never lost a civil war up here and we won't again.

Midwest+South master race. Time to MAGA the whole country again.

>>32525545
>ghost dog
>anti gun

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>the civil war was about slavery
Wew, no.

>>32533472

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite ideas; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery, subordination to the superior race, is his natural and normal condition."

-Alexander Stephens, Confederate Vice President

>>32525335
>be watching Blacklist on Netflix cuz Spader looks baller in the trailers and such

>early episode where some criminal breaks into a house where the owner has a gun

>gun owner is overpowered and killed

>later, Spader's character practically looks directly at the camera and recites, "YES, IT IS UNFORTUNATE HE DID NOT KNOW THAT HAVING A GUN IN THE HOUSE DOES NOT MAKE A PERSON SAFER, AND IS ACTUALLY 200% MORE LIKELY TO BE USED AGAINST YOU THAN AN INTRUDER."

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>>32533496
>"I don’t think our troops ought to be used for what’s called nation building.”- George W. Bush
Wow it's almost like politicians lie. The Southern states partook in the war because the land owning gentry wanted to continue living like medieval lords with endentured serfs working their land as it gave them a much larger presence and say in state politics and economy. The North wanted the South to remain because Balkanizing is basically signing away any relevancy or power a country has on the world stage. It also gave them the opportunity to revamp the Souths economy into one of industrialization(which was undoubtedly the way of the future, not outdated practices from the 1300's). The civil war was probably the best thing to ever happen to the South. You're welcome, cousin fuckers.

>>32531547
First few seasons are good then it goes from crime fighting to focusing on the characters personal drama for the last two.

>>32525396
>it's a niggers can't accept that they're naturally violent mongrels and use the tools as a scapegoat
ftfy

>>32531369
Notice how OP's not trying to get whatever show he's talking about cancelled and have everyone that worked on it shamed into publicly apologizing for daring to disagree with him.

Theres a big difference between being a literally shaking snowflake and bitching about someone being retarded. Seriously, this new SJW tactic of "s-s-see, y-you can't h-handle disagreement e-either!" is beyond retarded.

>>32533073
I thought they handled that perfectly. It was great to see there's still a show out there that can make jokes about a political topic without telling half their viewers they're morally bankrupt pieces of shit.

>>32533537
Isn't that on NBC? It's not really surprising they'd have to shoehorn something like that in there unfortunately.

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>>32525335
>indulging in jewish propaganda
>ever

>>32533633
>\thread