You're in a market and this guy slaps your 2 liter bottle.

>>32510727
Nothing. Once hickok sets his sight on a 2 liter, it's as good as dead. Nothing I can do can save my delicious 2 liters of carbonated sugary drink.

Thank Federal and Buds Bud Shop

>>32510727
"Let's take a walk."

>>32510727
Tell him "Life is good."

>>32510727
Shoot the 2 liter before he can. Right there in the store.

>>32510727
Heh heh heh

>>32510812
What if your sights are not right on?

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>>32510812
This
Shoot the two liter to establish dominance

n-nothing

the ants are hungry

>>32510727
get mad and tell him off

"Oh, go reload the Glock magazines Bud's Gun Shop donated to your show"

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turn 360 degrees and moon walk away

>>32512273
you fool, youd be moonwalking towards him

I'd wake up the gong to distract him, then run away.