How would you hunt down and kill the indominus rex? What

M2 Browning or Kord, onna truck.

>>32501696
>dinosaurs
>existing
Lmao evolution cucks everyone!

someone post the drug and rape greentext

like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bGMN7Vpmxo

>>32501696
12 guage is fine. If you're a woman seduce Chris Pratt.

>>32501696

>hunt down and kill

Kill it? Why would I kill a creature such as this, something with an intelligence that rivals man? I would want to capture it, to break it's spirit, to dominate the indomitable. THAT is the true challenge.

To this end, I would make use of a powerful sedative. Fentanyl gas like the Russians used to knock out everyone in that theater hostage crisis would be preferred, but darts like in the second movie would probably do the trick. Once we have her down, I'd lock her in one of those cages they used to transport the T-Rex in Jurassic Park 2. She will never feel the earth beneath her feet again.

Now her training begins. Her teeth and claws will be surgically removed, and she'll be fed intravenously from this day forward. This is the first blow to her pride. All manner of game animals will be paraded in front of her cage, driving her into a frenzy, but she'll be unable to lay a finger on them. Eventually, the animals will begin to stop fearing her. She will growl, she will rumble, but her "food" won't bat an eye. This is the second blow to her pride. One day she will wake to find her tail has been removed, and an opening created at the rear of her cage. I will have ended John Hammond's practice of breeding no male dinosaurs, and they will be free to use her as a giant stationary fucktoy. Not just other Rex's, either; all manner of dinosaurs will be fed massive quantities of viagra and given a turn. Brontosaurs, tricerotops, stegosaurs, even parasaurolophus (the one with the pompadour! Elvis!). Eventually she' stop resisting, and that's when we'll know she's ready. The third and final blow has been struck.

>>32501823

A new display will open, starring our girl I-Rex. All the prior activities will continue, but now at scheduled show times for the masses. There will be one addition; the children will be encouraged to throw rocks at her while she's being humiliated. Ideally we wouldn't even have to restrain her at this point, but that's up in the air. Eventually even the children will tire of tormenting the "world's fiercest dinosaur", and on that day she will be euthanized. Her body will be butchered, her meat ground down, and she'll be sold as Dinoburgers in a quiet corner-store in the main visitor's area for $5.00 each.

And that's how I would kill the Indominus Rex.

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>>32501823
>>32501827

Wunderbar.

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It's pretty straightforward.

If you mean small arms then an Anzio 20mm would probably do it nicely

>>32501842
What if you ARE the indominos Rex?

>>32501696
why the .577 Tyrannosaur of course

>>32501696
she didn't have MANPADs in the movie, so several black hawks with 50 cals and no one gets in harm's way

>>32501851
Then I cannot trust even myself

A single, well-placed .22lr to the skull

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>>32501696
I don't think I could handle a regular barett just like a rifle but this might be possible.

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>>32501823
Thanks. What a great way to start off the morning to my new year.

Monsterfags fuck off.

>>32502241
It was MGS4, wasn't it, anon?

Pak-40 senpai.

>>32501823
>>32501827
Oh look, the Dr. Evil itself showed up

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>>32501823
>>32501827

Holy hell, how old is this pasta?

>>32502424
>how old is this pasta?

>>posts cap from 15

>>32501708
this, god never made them

CHECKMATE ATHEIST!

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>>32501823
>>32501827

>>32501696
A helicopter.

Hell it doesn't even need to be a military one, just shoot out the side with an AK-47. (assuming you aren't the one piloting obviously). As long as you aren't literally retarded like most people in movies and get low enough it can reach you what the fuck is it gonna do?

>>32504392
fart in your general direction.

>>32502241
>tfw no Iron Horn 30mm

>>32502219
Found the poacher

how about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkpZzyZ2A_A

>>32502431
But it's two years old?

>>32501823
>>32501827
fakn'gay

>>32501696
Any 45-70 will do, and the more ammo capacity it has, the better.

Line infantry, but instead of muskets they use elephant guns.

DUDE i use this
https://youtu.be/7Kp63-an2ts

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>>32501696
>guns
Fuck that. I'll use a shit ton of land mines instead.

With a phased Plasma Rifle in a 40 Watt Range.

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>>32501696
Chink auto crossbow

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>>32501696
High Velocity - Armor Piercing, and they aint cheap.

>>32501696
gepard gm6 is always gonna be the answer to big dino problem. you can hip fire it on the run even, and it would rip those things apart.

>>32501696
20mm recoiless rifle

It's probably like killing an alligator where they take a .22 and shoot it in that one small spot on its head.

>>32501696
Maybe a Rt-20

>>32501696
Fire up the ol' SU-152 and go on a trip.

>>32501696
>Killing her
>Not convincing her to be friends and hunting other rogue dinos for fun and profit.

The say that the I-Rex is nearly if not on-par with humans intelligence wise, so it's possible to reason with her. Lel Jurassic Word could downsize on the asset containment unit if I did this. The kikes would save a ton of money so they would probably go for it. So what if she killed people? People die all the time.

Can you imagine?

>News paper.
>The front page has an image of the I-Rex in an armored vest chasing down another dino through Jurassic World park.
>On the I-Rex's back is some drunken looking asshole with a fuckhueg rifle mounted to the I-Rex's vest.
>Titled "Man and Indominus heroes(?) save Jurassic World from lose dino. 5 injured, 0 dead."
>Claire Dearing has a broken nose from face-palming too hard.

>>32501696
I feel like enough people with 870s with slugs could probably take it down pretty easy.

Glock 20

One shot one kill.

>>32506151
>one post one cringe

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>>32501827
Include me in screencap plz.
K.

>>32506309
>being this new

>>32506364
>been here since 09

Anons intent was to get a good chuckle/cringe and it worked. Whats the problem buttboi?

>>32506653
I think you quoted the wrong post there boyo.

>>32501754
>if youre a woman
im a man and i'd still give him a shot

>>32501696
nice try dinosaur but we're not gonna tell you

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>>32501696
With a motherfucking T-Rex.

>>32504738
A flying lighthouse?

>>32501696

The same thing they did in the movie, OP. Helicopter with a minigun.

Except I will find someone not completely fucking retarded to aim it.

>Flying directly above a building sized animal
>Have minigun
>Doesn't just fucking annihilate it

At this point I was done with the movie.

>>32506881
Nope, it is the correct post.

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>>32501696
Only 5" and 40mm can satisfy

>>32501696
I would keep him as my pet

No dino

If we didn't have the minigun like >>32508233 said, I would have been proactive and trained everyone how to handle an Indominous Rex before it was born, and have bought them some heavier weapons like AT rifles, because it is the spookiest animal ever. Also Infared Goggles

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>>32501696

>2017
>Still depicting dinosaurs without feathers

Why is this allowed?

>>32512144
Since the Dinos from Jurassic Park are mostly transgenic, they could've removed the feathers.

>>32512144
In the movie they basically say it's because dumb plebs want giant dragon lizards, so they genetically engineer existing Dino DNA to deactivate the feather genes

>>32501696
10mm

The plot device of a monster that can't be captured and isn't allowed to be killed because it can be profitable, so it kills people with impunity is pretty well run down.

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>>32514256
>but Anon you cant just kill the beast, it hasnt had its barmitzvah yet

Well, considering that in Jurassic Park the book, Muldoon the "Game Warden" for the park requested fucking shoulder fired L.A.W. rockets to deal with a normal T-Rex, I'd assume something of that level of firepower or greater would be needed.

FYI, so far as we know, small arms won't do shit to a dino other than piss it off, even something as small as a Dinonychus. Their nervous systems are so widely spread you have to blow them apart.

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>>32516358
>FYI, so far as we know

evidently, dinos are smarter than you.

for cc, a HEAT grenade pistol based on pic related would also be nice.

>>32507049
I was so happy Rexy form JP1 was still alive and kicked the I. rex's butt.

>>32501696
Against something with super smell and thermal vision. I would have to prep the area, probably use crop dusters to drop gasoline in the jungle to burn away cover. The bitch has camo like a lizard.

Then when she is out in the open at 1,000 yards, i will begin firing .50 BMG rounds untill the beast is down. That genetic weapon isn't immune to guns, she rely's on ambush.

>>32501696
AK with several drum mags of HP ammo filled with fast acting poison and capped. From a chopper or something so it can't reach me at all. Wouldn't exactly be hard to find with basically any FLIR camera and enough looking.

>>32501696
I would hunt it with my mind and body, MDG style, and kill it with my bare hands. I am Euindominum sapiens

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>>32501696

>>32516490

You talk like a fag.

>>32501736
The NOPE starts at 9:30

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Alls I need is my trusty 1911.

RIP John Moses Browning.

>>32516393
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>32501696
A fucking .50 what the fuck do you think I would use?
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>32501823
>>32501827
I guess it's true that we humans are the most terrifying monsters of all.

>>32505760
>in a better world than this.

>never have a smart dinobuddy to be AXE-COP with
>never get to save the world with dinobuddy

I would use the same firepower they used in the movies, I just wouldn't act like an epileptic retard and miss every single shot

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>>32501823
>>32501827
Jesus Christ have mercy on your soul.

>>32505760
>Not starting a private detective agency with Rex to have sweet buddy-cop adventure hijinks with

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