PATCH THREAD: First of the year!

Happy fucking New Years you weeb shits <3

Happy New Years lads, these threads are some of the comfiest parts of my day.

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Happy New Years you retarded faggots.

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First patches posted in 2017!

Happy new years you cunts, faggots, and fellons.

I hope you all start the year off strong.

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Happy New Year, folks! Hope you're all having a good time and that this year is a good one.

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our shit lined up for 2017

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>>32501087
>these threads are some of the comfiest parts of my day.
Are you in a North Korean gulag or is your life such utter fucking shit that you actually enjoy this /k/lusterfuck?

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Haven't posted my shit in a patch thread in a loooong while

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>>32501203
Meep meep!

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>>32501380
Fucking nice.

>>32501116
those crusader and aloha snack bar patches reek of normalfag

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Am I the only demographic for an AmeriRussian flag patch? I've done some looking but no dice so far.

>>32501840
well mission accomplished then since that's my out-in-open-normalfag-panel.

>>32501840
>not like crusader stuff

shiggy diggy kill yourself.

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>>32501733
I keked hard.

>>32501883
Wasn't an American/Russian alliance and taking over Mars the idea behind the Martian Militia?

>>32502073
Is that it? I'm actually interested in it now.

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Like the guy in the last thread said,
AWOO BUSH PATCH WHEN?

>>32502132
Callout for Doctor WoodPatch. Will Doctor WoodPatch attend patch thread 32501039 immediately please!

>>32502121
Ai literally has a link to the screencap on the product page.

>>32502132
The only time, ever, that that concept has seemed attractive even a little.

>>32502149
Why would I click and read the description of a patch that didn't interest me?

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>>32502157

>>32502180
Lol. Thanks for the info, though, checked it out. Definitely interested in it now.

>>32501283
FYI I already put in a quote for The Institute logo from Fallout.

>>32502132
Or just an "Awoo~ is for lewd" patch, I'd be fine with that.

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It's January where are my new KEYCHAINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32503472
It's literally the next year

>>32502132
Never.

>>32503472
At least you've got your FAL keychain. Mines either gone AWOL or is still at the mercy of international shipping!

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posting collection, 2017 looks to have some pretty good releases from the wip charts the patch makers are posting

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>>32501116
Nice. I want that sauerkraut patch

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Does anyone know where to get nro/ black ops patches with velcro. only found this and a green door one from china.

>>32504316
Nice collection man, do you actually wear them or do you just scurry them away in your room?

>>32504316
I want that breast eagle for... repelling purposes.

>>32502132
>>32503191
Hmmm

>>32504301
Where did you get the rabbit one above the fn NATO one?

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>>32504546
>scurry them away in your room
sometimes i wear them, I rarely go out though

>>32504558
>mfw

>>32504617
>I rarely go out though
NEETsocs get out reee

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>>32504634
>2017
>not being a NEET

>>32504617
where is that from again?

>>32504694
The Strain

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>>32504683
Lumpenproles are universally hated by communists and fascists. You are the one thing we agree on.

But that aside, I have some ideas for fashy patches. Pic related. Many of these would have to be woven, Ball and Chain style. Thoughts welcome.

>>32504820
>You are the one thing we agree on.
>what is trolling

I'm not a NEET.

>>32504897
Oh good, glad to hear

>>32504820
the black sun in that image would be pretty cool as a patch

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>>32502157
>he doesn't like bush

>>32502132
I'm not even sure how you'd make that a patch

>get a chenille patch
>make the batton the shape of a V and the top like in the pic

>>32503472
slow going
still waiting on my artist to finish up the last ones and then I can finally move ahead with the keychains

>>32505160
forgot name

>>32504318
I own that patch.

>>32505160
>how you'd make that a patch

Copy the pantsu with bow, put some spikes sticking out the top colored grey. Voila

>>32505160
>>32505195
working on it, i need more lewd patches

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>>32505160
My longest running girlfriend had a fucking dense bush. It's tolerable but undesirable to me. A patch above the danger zone is fine, though. She said she was nervous to shave there, scared of nicking it. It was like someone put a cherry bomb in an Arby's sandwich down there.

>tfw no immortal Asian operator waifu with small/no labia majora

>>32501283
>Lobby Boy

Hell fucking yes.

>>32504820

rwds is one i'd buy, the rest are too high power for me

>>32505302
Kinda funny the only one low-key enough is calling yourself a "Death Squad"

>>32504318
Take a look through these, I'm sure you'll find a couple.

http://m.ebay.com/sch/mikesmilitarymachines/m.html?isRefine=true&_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=&_mwBanner=1

http://m.ebay.com/sch/i.html?sid=usafspace&_pgn=1&isRefine=true

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Have a spare steam key if anyone wants it for Chivalry Medieval warfare. L8CWZ-BRZ92-ZXBG6

Everyone I know already owns it.

>>32505998
I actually have a few keys some may be redeemed idk been going through my old humble bundle for shit I did not care enough to redeem or gave to friends so some of this may not work but hell its anyone who wants it. C3XTV-MMXK2-TFDKP RGW8X-FX4T2-XMNLR WC6D7-6DCF2-Z2PWC T5VIW-R2AAY-JAM8Z 90XMC-H349C-LEGWB 42H66-PPFYV-VT0ID 32M9R-QA6NJ-92MEQ LRICA-LZMK8-WW36K KT44J-59CLJ-Z0KKH CCCPP-5PIQ0-6E72H VQ042-G2P8G-272IY QVKYR-P544N-AFKNA R2DH4-TDP5P-3EP6Z

Happy new year

legit where's my fucking mac tonight patch

>>32506043
>tried every single code except one
>that one acctually gave me Brothers - a tale of two sons
thanks i guess? no idea what it is but w/e

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>>32506103
Well at least someone got something

>>32506184
I got a tale of two sons as well. Thank you.

>>32505263
>small/no labia majora
Why would you want that? Did you mean Labia Minora?

Labia Majora are the puffy outer lips. Labia Minora are the inner flaps, commonly called "beef curtains".

>>32506308
Ah, thanks for the correction. I had them mixed up.

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>>32501039
Which design looks better to you guys?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12008575

I'm going to start donating a portion of all store proceeds to the Red Cross and want a symbol I can use without restriction.
>the Red Cross symbol is registered though the Followers of the Apocalypse is not

>>32506428
I prefer A, it feels more balanced while B feels too cluttered in the top half and too barren in the bottom half.

>>32506428
I would say A RTW

>>32506428
A

Mass Effect 2 (might include DLC)
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=KmHYkUXvGAPeRn3f

Dead Space 2
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=tsVkXCFyxPqB8Twu

Saint's Row 4
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=EZc6r7wDpVrEE8cF

Five Nights at Freddy's 3
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=MeepVG6cbcCWWtT7

Euro Truck Simulator 2
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=hScPAMeuebH3Pcn5

>>32506665
>mfw claimed Euro truck
now i can finally live out my dreams of being NEET

>>32506665
Grabbed saints row, thanks.

>>32506692
Haha, enjoy

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>>32506692
>>32506700

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>>32506710
I hope thats a trap

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>>32506710
That's pretty good.

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>>32506665
>dead space 2 already claimed

I hope whoever grabbed that plays the shit out of it
I love Dead Space

>>32506665
Thanks for ME

>>32503143
actually decided to put that on the back burner for a whilst, plan to do it later as pvc instead of embroidered

>>32504566
I got it on etsy a long time ago, I tried to find a link but nothing came up, I found a few that had already been sold on ebay too so they might crop up there once in a while

text translates to jade rabbit if it helps you find it

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>>32506734
It's on sale. Individual games for 5 bucks.

>>32506723
Might be, sounds familiar.

>>32506735
You know it. You played the first one? The first one was great, second and third are very good but there are some design choices that irk the shit out of me. One example is that it became cover-based with no manual crouching or other typical FPS/TPS elements. Why every shooter doesn't control like old SOCOM or Rainbow Six on N64 I'll never know.

I tried to gift you guys ARMA 2: Cold War Assault and two copies of The Ship, but the link I was able to email myself gives away my email address I use for goddamned everything.

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Patch idea.

also thinking of doing an AK version.

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>>32506848
>just spent 130 on a holster
>still need a 100 dollar alignment
>couple thousand to spend on gun wants
>even more on ammo

Please don't do this to me...

I actually have all of them for the 360 too but I'm not sure where a bunch of my games are

>>32506860
It's nice to try and be creative sometimes, proud of you anon

>>32506860
What's the symbolism?

>>32506867
Oh, if you've already got them don't sweat it. It's about as good, every weapon fires like the ZERO POINT ENERGY FIELD MANIPULATOR (tm) plus circular saws in Ravenholm anyway.

>>32506884
Yea, just a great game and woulda given me reason to play it again

>tfw played almost every game and own digital versions of all the books as well

>>32506884
idk, I saw something similar to it on a guys hat while watching fireworks, thought I'd try and make it.
Do we have an official crest for the /k/arrier?

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>>32506948
If we do, I hope there's no fucking frogs.

>>32501116
Honest to christ, those are some cringey fucking patches. Holy shit. The people who wear those are literally the type to refer to non-military personnel as "civilians", even when they are long out of the military.

>>32507024
But they are civilians. I am too, now. Veteran, I guess, but not combat veteran. Never shot at someone.

What's wrong with calling a duck a duck?

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>>32506909
>digital versions of all the books
Would you be able to share those? I've read Martyr but not the others. I loved the games.

>>32507072
Plus I only did 1 enlistment to get that sweet GI Bill and only made it to PO3.

That being said, anyone that isn't military or police is a civilian. If you retire from the military you get to keep your rank for informal shit too, but if you're like me and separate normally it's dropped and you become a civilian only to be addressed as Mr or Ms etc, even though you're a veteran.

Next thread theme?

https://youtu.be/xIAwN_4F5L4

>>32507156
You can YT all the comics, I don't have my kindle rn though so I wouldn't know how to do that. Honestly worth it to buy the actual books though

>>32507233
Ah, wasn't sure if you had pdfs or something. I've read the comics.

>>32505195
>>32505217
get the bush part as chenille

>>32505263
>A patch above the danger zone is fine

any woman not willing to trim that shit isn't worth being with

>>32506050
1. did you buy one?
2. have you gotten a shipping notification?
3. have you emailed me?

>>32506692
>used to play a really old trucking game
>could never figure out where I was supposed to go or what I was doing

just like real life

except you don't get the wonderful air seat experience from simulators
or the crippling lower back pain from sitting almost straight up and down and bouncing all day

>>32506867
>>still need a 100 dollar alignment

As in for a car?
Because you're getting raped
I don't pay more than $75 for mine

>>32507492
I don't know how much it'll be exactly, I just need one

>>32507492
Or the risk of being attacked by a mob of peaceful rapefugees.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE

>>32507662
>First time seeing this video
>Realize how much cursing I've been hearing since I was a child that I just wasn't aware of

>>32507662
I'd drive 6 inches from the berm so they'd have to jump in front of the truck and into traffic

>>32507696
Haha.

>>32507699
They oughtta be hit. Same as those BLM cunts that block highways. Fuckin' low-rent terrorists, nothing more.

>>32507662
Are they pushing the mirror so that the driver won't be able to see them jumping on for a free ride? They are a literal cancer on the western world.

I had a good chuckle when he said to napalm the camp.

>>32507804
That and to make them mad. They're extremely antagonistic. Their whole culture revolves around subjugating others, so every little victory counts. It's why ficki ficki and taqiyya are seen as virtuous and right.

>>32507804
I didn't watch it far enough to see them pushing the mirrors
If someone did that to me, they'd get their shit kicked in
You don't touch my damn truck when I'm driving it

>>32507841
That's what they want, for you to get out so they can justify stealing all your shit after they chimp out and gang up on you. As long as they can spin it as "we're the victim!" the cucks in charge of the legal system will let them off on the grounds f such things as "cultural differences." A case comes to mind where a man was not charged with rape after cornering a little boy in a bathroom, locking the door behind him, raping him for an hour, and then going back to swimming. He was on the diving board when they got him. They dropped the rape charge because "he didn't know the boy wasn't consenting."

How hard do you have to scream, fight, and cry before it's clear? These fucking animals are running roughshod over Europe, turning them into the higher end of third world countries.

>>32507878
>o they can justify stealing all your shit after they chimp out and gang up on you.

that's how you get shot

>>32507878

An Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool has had his conviction overturned because a court didn't prove he realised the boy was saying no.
The rapist, identified as Amir A, 20, violently sexually assaulted the boy in the changing room of Theresienbad pool in Austria claiming it was a 'sexual emergency' because he had not had sex for four months.
But an appeal court in the country accepted the defence lawyer's claim that the lower court had not done enough to prove he knew the schoolboy was saying no and overturned the conviction.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3860168/Iraqi-refugee-raped-10-year-old-boy-Theresienbad-swimming-pool-sexual-emergency-conviction-overturned-Austrian-court-didn-t-prove-realised-boy-saying-no-incident-Austria-December-2015.html

>>32507892
That's why a lot of truck drivers are getting illegal PDWs. I can't recall the fake brand that gets put on them, but they're high quality.

>>32507878
>>32507899
But apparently White men are the perpetrators of "Rape Culture" in the modern world. And that it's "a different culture that we have to accept." God I hate SJWs

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>>32507899
This is the PDW I was talking about. I want one.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/08/11/mystery-9mm-machine-pistol-seized-europe/

>>32507922
oh yeah I remember those
someone makes a shirt with that on it

I want someone to reverse engineer it and totally not make it easy to convert to brrt status

>>32507920
Precisely. That sentiment was part of what made me come up with /k/rusader-chan. Speaking of which, at this rate, if I start raking in the GI Bill bux soon I might be opening up shop myself. Starting to get in a comfortable spot, finally.

>>32507940
It has an auto selector, looks capable of it already. Honestly it looks damned fine. I'm a sucker for that kind of thing, although I'm not a huge fan of the grip geometry.

>>32507965
>It has an auto selector, looks capable of it already

>reverse engineer
>as in make it to legally sell in the US because we can't own new machine guns

>I'm not a huge fan of the grip geometry.

It's built on Uzi mags, what can you expect

>>32507999
Ah, gotcha. Sorry, I misunderstood.

I wonder why they decided to make it work on Uzi mags. Are they prolific over in yurop, I suppose? Suppose they didn't want to stray too much from a tried and true design.

>>32508030
Could be that they wanted it to be more "legit" in using a well-known mag type to give a sense of more legitimacy in the buyers. I think they may have put USA on it to confuse authorities in looking in the other direction as opposed to looking only in Europe.

>>32508030
>I wonder why they decided to make it work on Uzi mags

there's literally billions of them and they're cheap, effective, easy to work around, and cheap to produce

>>32508078
>>32508087
Makes sense to me.

Also the transposition is funny.

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>>32507922
>that seized Walther P38

It's surely melted now.

>>32508141
You see how many of them were seized with silencers? Arms trade in yurop is pretty boomin' thanks to the occupation, it seems.

>>32508141
I'm kinda sperging that one person didn't try to be clever by putting the 38 tag on it.

Also that Skorpion, probably full auto, it hurts.

>>32506817
Thanks!

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>>32506909
>Digital
Casual

>>32509251
I got them as gifts

I'd love to have a book collection but I'm too poor for it right now, int he future definitely

>talking to guard over WOWS
>mentions hes working on designs for Bakemonogari and making them /k/ related
>Mentioned Funco's bangs giving him grief

Get... hype? I guess?

>>32502132
I'd shave my own pubes so that I could feel that fluffy bush when I penetrate her

>>32507382
Oh, cool, I didn't know you were on these threads.

Just bought the red/black /k/ from you, amigo.

>>32509480
Meh.

>>32509480
I commissioned Guard for a Funko picture, hopefully that's mine :^)

>>32509480
It'll be through PK so who cares

>>32509480
It'll be through PK so who cares

>>32509480
>WOWS
...World of Warships?

My interest has been piqued.

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>>32509540
are you serious right now?
He's been here since like March

>>32509540
this is where I started

I'm getting caught up with orders finally
should be out early this week

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>>32502147

I've been busy with-
B R A N D I N G
R
A
N
D
I
N
G

But maybe I can figure out some sort of awoo bush idea. I have a loli concept in my head too if that's your thing.

>>32510294
Loli Awoo~ bush patch

The ultimate combo. I assume you know what to do from there.

>>32510294
skinwalker was working on it if I read the thread correctly

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>>32510407

I just got back so I haven't read through beyond Ctrl-F for "wood"

It's not as if I liked the awoo bush anyway BAKA

>>32510423
I had my eye on it too, but he grabbed it first

I still think the chenille idea is the best option

>>32510423
I'll be fine with a loli patch anyways.

It'll give me some wood for my collection

>>32510294
Loli ain't my cup of tea, Alexis on the other hand...

>>32510294
Have you ever done a lewd Alexis drawing?

I know that several artists have drawn a lewd of their OC.

>>32510581

Well I had Alexis commissioned because I'm a no talent FUCK

But I would like to get her lewd one day in the future.

But I'm still buried in work from my other job and working on some other stuff for now.

>>32510592
Damn, Well if there's no Alexis, can you give us lewd Woodpatch?

By that I mean you personally.

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>>32510642

I'm not actually a girl you know.

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>>32510652
Your point being?

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>>32510656

>>32510666
Don't be like that bb

>>32510666
So...Lewds when?

What ever happened to that Liru patch?

>>32510792
redesign, since too many people are low test and hate T H I C C

>>32510797
aww you can never go wrong with T H I C C

>>32510797
and the face was kinda fucked

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>>32510666
Send knee pics.

>>32511050
At least I'm not the only one that would like some lewd Woodpatch.

>>32510666
lemmie see your biceps

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>>32510666
lemmie see your wood ;)

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Why is this happening to me

>>32511089
Because we, ant the very least I, want to see your lewds. It could be really anything as long as it's lewd.

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>>32511089

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>>32511089
It's a doggy dog world

>>32501840
>those crusader and aloha snack bar patches reek of normalfag
Says some weebo neckbeard retard whose entire sex life revolves around cartoon girls.

>>32509639
Probably is. I'm not currently doing a patch featuring WORST GIRL.

>>32509649
>>32509650
See above.

>>32512293
>Funko
>Worst girl

Are you actively trying to be more hated?

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>>32501349
your a God damned hero

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Are we happy with this?

>>32512599
I think it seems good

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>>32512342
She's just really fucking bland fampai. Plus she's about on par in terms of general usefulness with pic related.

Even the fountain haired ladyboy is better than her.

I have a poll for if Woodpatch should show his Lewds.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12012992

for a moment i thought i was on a regular /v/ thread

>>32512841
Why do you say that?

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I want to bully Woodpatch into having sex with me

>>32512904
Don't we all.

>>32512661
>one vote no
Woodpatch cut it out

>>32511089
/k/ is a magikal place
lewds now

>>32511089
The People have spoken through democracy, It is your obligation to show lewds

>>32507212
no this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dI9In6Z1Pc

>>32507841
nigga you HAVE to watch at the 5min mark. only good part of the vid.

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Just stopping by to say Trench got fucked by the jude gook, but he says he likes >>32512599

>>32513525
>ai samefagging AGAIN
smhtbhfam

>>32512599
is this a new sample? i can't see any difference.

>>32510423
How big are your tits bro

>>32513525
Can I email you on the address you payed me with awhile back?

>>32512599

Yes

>>32513544

the little tick at the top of the "1" is removed

Senketsu patch when?

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glock-chan when skin?????

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>tfw can finally display my patches

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>>32514066
>>32514164
this month unless school dicks me over again

>>32514740
When are you going to stream, faggot?

>>32514717
Holy fuck I like that MP5 picture.

>>32514758
>stream
My interest has been piqued. Streaming what now?

>>32514717
>The year is ww3
>war everywhere, soldiers in die in the mud and the blood
>anon is in his trench and receives a parcel
>the rest of his squad gather round to see what gifts have arrived
>a playboy, with a 3D woman pinup on it is revealed
>the men boo and go back to their stations
>the soldier's bunks are decorated in dakimakuras and pinups of 2d waifus and hazubandos

>>32514717
>Seperating families of sellers, having a woodpatch on the whole other side, away from it's family, do you even autism?

>>32514758
if I can get my stuff in order and remember how to set up, I can tomorrow

>>32514791
stream me drawing weeaboo doodles

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>>32514788
I found it on ebay. It pops up if you search "MP5 poster."

>>32514797
The future will be wonderful.

>>32514829
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

>>32514852
I would buy that poster, but I need funds for patches.

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>>32514852
that fucking front sight

>>32501039
You can buy 99% of the patches featured in this thread on Aliexpress for less than $1.

>>32514950
bullshit

>>32512599
want

>>32514950
wrong

>>32514829
I go full autistic, I have Facebook group patches separated from /k/ patches using mainstream retail patches.

>>32512168
boy you sure are asshurt

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>>32514838
Sign me the fuck up.
You better give us links so we can shitpost and stuff when you do it.

>>32515067
I separate mine from /k/ patches to everything else, and then sub-categorized by store, like having skin's together, 2hu's together, and so on.

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>>32514950
but if you can provide a link, I'd appreciate it

go back to opchan

>>32515292
Shit wrong link.

Don't forget to vote on Woodpatch giving lewds. So far only about 22 people have voted with a high lead in "Yes." Get the camera ready Wood.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12012992

>>32515111

what anime is that?

>>32515158
Oh, I do this too.

>>32515315
reverse search will give you an answer. just gave me one.

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>>32515315
Shirobako. Great show, it's about the industry and how stuff is done.

The director of GuP and some of the character artists worked on it as well. It's fun and enjoyable, plus it gives us some of the reasons why delays happen for some shows.

>>32515349
isnt' that the one where they say "theres a difference between not knowing and knowing and not caring" in reference to realism?

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Had them give her a more brown colored hair
not sure if they made her more tan, but we'll have to wait for the next mockup stage to see

>want to buy a Betsy Ross American flag patch
>AliExpress has them for a dollar a piece
>But I have to buy 10

argh

>>32515706
you can find them for $3 from multiple american sellers

>>32515718
>supporting American workers

why

No but seriously it always ends up being like 6 bucks after shipping. I'm a stingy fucker.

>>32515521
Yeah, one of the directors says that.
The show is chock full of nice little quotes like that.

>>32510592All you gotta do is ask broski. I lewd prior works all the time.

I think I can stream the drawing I have for lewd awoo today.

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>>32516493
man, I won't be able to watch, I've been up for about 30+ hrs and I need to sleep. I want to see the lewd awoo~.

Speaking of which, Awoo~ is for lewd

>>32504820
Like all of them desu. Would definitely go for the Amerikaner one.

>>32516493
stream where?

>>32516581
Picarto

>>32516628
Any idea what time you'll start?

>>32516645
ill give y'all an hours notice. still gotta cook dinner and all that. i may or may not today not sure yet. look me ups as SpoopySkinwalker

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I told them to make her look middle eastern
I uh...I wasn't expecting this
that said brown girls are my fetish

>>32516720
I mean, it works, she is Isreali could just be a darker Israeli.

>>32516720
just a hair lighter IMO

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>>32516720
She looks like she has a spray on tan.

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I don't know shit about this awoo meme. Am i a degenerate for liking it so much just because woofgirls?

>>32516720
I wanna know why so many R34 artists forget to draw her thong, it's things like that that trigger my autism, like if you are drawing porn of something, at least know the source material.

>>32516763
It's a character from Touhou that trump supporters adopted as a mascot, hence all the MAGA hats you see with them. "awoo~" was always accompanied along with it, therefore renaming her.

And no, you are not a degenerate, I prefer cat girls myself, but to each their own

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>>32516720
She was probably made by Ashkenazi's so she should be whiter.

>>32516763
Not at all, that's what drew me to it.

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>>32516763
no, no youre not <3

>>32516793
I would like to know if you could give me the source to that particular jpg, if you would not mind.

>>32506428
Fuck the Red Cross - it's a useless pyramid scheme.

- Former med fag

>>32516813
[Andou Hiroyuki (Werk)] Oshigoto After 7 (English,Color)

>>32516772
I have the same autism as you, anon. They do it for the money, I would assume, and don't really care about the true details

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>>32516720
I like it, but it should be like 5-10% lighter. Chocolate waifus have exotic appeal, it's a shame the character wasn't like that already.

>>32516789
Cat girls are too cutesy for me. Dog/Wolf girls feel like you could expect to compete in something heatedly and then go get food, talking shit all the while.

Back from holiday, and have some good news of incoming restocks of EET and NEET.
Also got a design up for best girl of 2016 [pic related]

Gonna be at Magfest later this week, so will be kinda busy with con stuff

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>>32516867
it would help if I posted the pic

>>32516867
lol forgot pic

>>32516879
that girl is best

>>32516879
How about a minimalist design?

Horn on left pointing left, hair swoop with hair clips on the right, rectangular shape. Perspective is similar to the posted pic but in the opposite direction. If worn on the left shoulder, it'd be "horn first" like a US's "field first" ensign patch.

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>>32516843
This thread always needs more Plague.

>>32516919
Plague needs to draw more porn

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>>32516919
Ha! That's adorable.

>>32516909
design was finished over the holiday season and it's similar in design to Megumin.
Right now determining the layout

>>32516995
Like an old pinup? Cool. I really like those.

>>32504820
I'd drop coin on the path of light and the painting (forgot the fucking name kill me) patches.

>>32516879
Who is this supposed to be?

>>32517059
Not sure if troll...

Rem of re: zero

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>>32517059
Rem form Re:Zero

>>32517068
It's an in-joke with people that are further along in the material.

>>32517074
> >>32517076

>>32517068
>>32517074
>>32517076
Actually, I've just never seen that anime...

Ridicule me as you will, I guess

>>32517103
Even people that have seen the anime, if that's all they've seen, won't get it. Don't sweat it, dude. Consider giving it a shot, though, it does a good job deconstructing a lot of shit and progresses well. It's one of the better ones, certainly the best of the wish fulfillment reincarnation-into-a-game-like-world type shits.

>>32517074
pls don't post my waifu without permission
ty

>>32504820
>Lumpenproles are universally hated by communists and fascists.

>Marx gives this description of the lumpenproletariat:
>Alongside decayed roués with dubious means of subsistence and of dubious origin, alongside ruined and adventurous offshoots of the bourgeoisie, were vagabonds, discharged soldiers, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaux [pimps], brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ grinders, ragpickers, knife grinders, tinkers, beggars—in short, the whole indefinite, disintegrated mass, thrown hither and thither, which the French call la bohème.[3]

>literati
>karl marx calling them useless

fucking kekked

>>32517129
I have so many animes on my backlog right now, I'm watching Black Lagoon since my roommate recommended it, I've gotta finish the one with Magamin, and several others on the list, but I'll put it on there for when I can get time.

>>32517170
Sounds like a plan, man. It's concluded already and the longer you wait the more of the books will be translated which are very slow. Take your time. You're gonna want to read the books, afterward.

>>32517189
Welp another for the manga list then. Why can't I just be a NEET, life would be so much easier.

>>32517189
I heard the books are poorly translated. Yen Press did a shit job apparently. I was interested in reading them until I heard the grammar was all fucked.

>>32516834
I'm open to alternative suggestions. Anyone have an idea for a better nonprofit than the Red Cross?

>>32517296
Maybe Wounded Warriors Project?

>>32517309
Didn't they have some big scandal this past year about misappropriation of funds?

>>32517330
Did they, I'm not too sure, I'm just throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks, maybe look at the list of organizations the Trump donated his 7 million to? He made sure that those would do well with the money.

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>>32516867
>>32516879
>mfw I just finished watching the show literally 15 minutes ago
Holy fuck you don't understand just how pissed I got when that beta MC refused her.

FUCK.
Based 2hu comes in to save the day.

>>32515527
She should be a smidgen more tan. Cant wait to order some.

>>32517309
>>32517330
>>32517357
Yeah, roughly 58 cents of every dollar donated to the Wounded Warrior Project actually goes to helping donors. They fired their CEO not long ago over "spending irregularities."

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/10/wounded-warrior-project-ceo-coo-fired-over-spendin/

I appreciate the brain storming though. I had considered them before, but the more I dug the less I liked them. Still trying to find a better group now that the Red Cross seems to be similar.

>>32517393
Humane Society.

>>32517376
MC refused her because he knew she'd be better off with you, Ai. <3

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Is there anywhere you can still get these, I need two.

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>>32517248
>>32517208
read the fan translation of the web novel. It's much further along anyway.

>>32517376
You and I both, bud.

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>>32517469
This guy gets it

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Which one, patch thread?

>>32517492

guy said in a thread here that he was considering making a 2017 version

>>32517492
I would love a second run as well

>>32501203
looks like someone tossed napalm on Sonic and he's trying to put it out. Haha fuck Sonic lol.

>>32517525
Rem of course

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>>32517525
Megumin all day, erryday

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>tfw everybody is always fangirling over Rem
>nobody ever seems to like Emilia
why

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>>32517546
Literally worst girl.

anyone wanna trade a 501st Joint Fighters Strike Witches patch?

>>32517546
She doesn't do crap for the entire show. There are large chunks of time when we don't see her. Rem is around for almost the thing.

>>32517565
Isn't that just because the studio realized everybody just wanted more of Rem/Ram? literally just fanservice desu

>>32517546
>>32517550
FUCKING THIS

>Subaru loves Emilia even though she's kinda shit
Alright, so he's crushing on her real hard, wants to get to know her, likes her a lot and is sort of obsessed

>Ignores awesome Rem who even confesses her love for him
Again, she's sort of crushing on him, but she doesn't obsess thankfully, but he's so lovestruck with Emilia he doesn't see what's right in front of him

>"Nah sorry even though I can rely on you more than I can Emilia and you're a way more interesting character with depth and personality I just like this boring character lol"
And she's just accepting of it.

>"Yeah alright that's fair I'll just be your cucked bitch and help you love Emilia then while I look on wishing I could be with you."

The real fucking kicker was him going back to Emilia and acting crazy.

"Oh hey we have to go because I say so but I wont explain why and just expect you to come with me HURRY RIGHT NOW WHILE I LOOK CRAZY"
>Is surprised when she doesn't want to go with him
Alright I get that he can't tell her or anyone about the going back in time deal, but he could have at least said 'Oh hey, guys are coming to kill you, so please come with me', it would have fucking helped!

Jesus fuck episode 18 almost makes me want to stop watching it though.

>"You get a front row seat to watch the man you fell for become a true hero!"
Yeah, Subaru, add in 'and leave you in the dust and use you for your compelling abilities, while I try to get with this other girl'

ARGH.

>>32517546
>>32517565
>>32517602
Rem got her arc which was quite good and makes her incredibly strong as a character.

Emilia is only something that Subaru has the hots for since we know nothing else.

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>>32517602
Thats all on Subaru though, that doesn't make Emilia worst girl. it just proves the point that Subaru is a retard like all MC in anime for what ever fucking reason

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>>32516791
>>32516744
>>32516740
>>32516843
I agree
needs to be a little bit lighter

>>32517296
the red cross is a joke
gives nearly nothing for what it takes in

>>32517392
I want to wait until the second step comes
there's always a slight difference in the two

>>32517655
I don't know what's going on here, but I can agree retard MCs are the bane of my existence

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mfw

>>32517393
I'm looking at the list Trump donaed to when he did the Charity Drive and I found one that I've looked at that I feel has a role that would need some help.

>22kill
Helps raise awareness of Veteran suicides and the effects of PTSD on a vet. The name is in reference to the 22 vets killed by suicide each day. 100% of donations go to funding their projects.

>>32517546
SO HERE'S THE FUCKING DEAL WITH EMILIA.

The MC is an idiot, a dweeb, that fell in love with the first Mary Sue he saw and dedicated himself to her specifically right away, going through a lot and developing many memories. He experienced the act of "falling in love" over and over with her.

The novels have a lot of stuff the anime doesn't, especially development of Emilia. She's not as shit as she is in the anime, but the author had to try hard to make it so.

He becomes OBSESSED with her. It's the coping mechanism that lets him persist. If he loses it, it's over. In his head, anyway. After a bit he becomes polyamorous and sets up flags for a harem ending (inb4 Felix). In her, however, he's invested his REASON FOR EXISTENCE, why he bothers doing anything at all, and sees it as a higher calling. At first it's very selfish and self-serving, possessive and jealous.

It becomes something else after certain developments. Again, the novels do a much better job. A certain fight, for example, with certain aerial aquatic beasts took many tries in the novels over the course of which Kawasaki grew and developed, gaining practical battle experience on a large scale and as a leader. In the anime he oneshots it. Swish!

TL;DR
Emilia is the God he serves, he sees himself as a Paladin, and that's how it has to be for him to continue fighting. If she ever loses her pedestal, he'll lose the will to continue.

Next post will be a segment of the web novel.

>>32517810
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
=============================
Before passing by Rem on his side, he took her dangling right hand. Rem let out a small “ah” as Subaru took her hand, and as she abruptly began to match Subaru’s quick pace, with a playful look in her eyes, she gazed at the face of a boy who seldom looked at himself.
[Rem: Subaru-kun.]
[Subaru: ...What is it]
[Rem: I’m okay with being your second wife.]
They were words that would make your legs stop moving without thinking. Before collecting himself, taking a quick glance towards Rem’s direction, he saw Rem wearing an expression that made it seem as if she were trying to be a playful cat, eagerly anticipating Subaru’s answer while seemingly wagging her tail back and forth. Ahh, jesus, anywhere with this girl----.
[Subaru: If Emilia-tan is someone who tolerates polygamy then ok.]
[Rem: Well then, I guess once we get back I’ll need to persuade Emilia-sama. I’ll do my best.]
Forming her other empty hand into a fist, she put together a bit of her spirit and smiled. After Rem said those lighthearted words that dissolved the tension between the two, Subaru clearly understood his own weakness and became clearly aware that he really was no match for her in things like this.
In situations like these, with Emilia, with Rem, a man could not match a woman, no matter what. Just this weakness, a weakness that was different from all the others, was a weakness that was okay to recognize.

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>>32517709
(side note, i really hve to catch up with RE:Zero)

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>>32517810
>>32517815
>mfw i somehow triggered D3
no offense but the only argument i see is that Subaru is an idiot really and its not Emilia's fault per-se

>>32517865
No, you're right my dude. No triggering here. My post is strongly in that vein.

He's a dork that's got his own fantasy going on in his head that he holds onto with everything he's got and she's at the center of it. It's why he was so possessive and creepy at first.

>>32513564
Yeah, go ahead.

>>32514852
Fuggen airshitter bro

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Monster girls actively seeking human companions specifically for romantic/lewd purposes confirmed canon

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>>32515527
Limited Edition Blond Riding Bean Ver. when?

>>32518090
20 and 13 are lucky

>>32518090
>That's weird, I didn't click on the mon musu tab

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>>32518127

>>32518197
Wait...does it actually say nigga?

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>>32518256

>>32518276
you're mocking me aren't you?

Did I miss the ks heart patch?

I knew I should have preordered.

>>32518300
no, Ai hasn't dropped it yet

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New year, new patches.

Thanks, Cracker, loved the drawing!
Didn't took that long at all, specially since mail is always a fuck up during holidays

>>32518095
Blonde Rally Worst Rally

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>>32517296
>s. Anyone have an idea for a better nonprofit than the Red Cross?
I'm gone say the shriners hospital.they do a lot for kids,with bad problems.
My buddy had polio ,had to stay there for years as kid.they keep cutting tendons and regrowing so he be able to walk.
Also a lot for Eric the actor,same, he was there for years.

no stream tonight. will stream tomorrow

>>32518629
I can sleep without having to worry about missing your stream now.

>>32517525
Explosion loli best loli

>>32518908
>I have the appility to use any destruction spell
>I only use Exposion because it's cool
>Fuck any other spell
>I'd rather put my friend's life in danger than learn a spell that's actually usable

Yeah totally the best.

>>32518090
>>32518101
IMO they're all lucky, I would mine being in #63 reality

>>32518090
I like #63's position, #71 and #65 have it good too.

>>32504820
sonne schwarz SAUCE

>>32519168
>>32519209
I'm personally not into super tall women, They can be a couple inches teller than me, but not that much.

71 though has it made also

>>32518090
>39
Muh fedish

>>32519250
When you can only use it once and you just become a shitty follower that gets into trouble and needs to be micro managed because she can't defend herself without using her 1 use per day.

>>32519276
Anon, You are missing the point. It. Goes. Bang. And. Shit. Blows. Up. Nothing else matters.

>>32518090
#63 my man
>death by snu snu

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>>32518095
potentially later
shits expensive dawg

>>32519209
agree with this too


Also, they got back on this super fast, but I fell asleep

it is definitely lighter, but I don't think quite light enough

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>>32520478

>>32520478
I'd say just make her white. She looks weird since she was white in the anime.