>it sounded like a broom stick snapping >it sounded like

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>>32490079
From a distance
>it sounded like the air ripping

Up close
>it sounded like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32490079
>Why does it feel like the vast majority of people don't know a gunshot when they hear one?
because they learned from tv, movies, or vidya

I met Chuck Norris and his wife once. We made small talk about teh Total Gym and then made plans for a threesome in a local motel.

>>32491370

I last saw his wife when he used to sell those things many years ago.

She was pretty hair. Wonder how she looks now

How can someone make it through new years with out knowing what a gunshot sounds like?

>>32491370
>threesome
>his wife
Are you sure that wasn't Cuck Norris you met?

>>32492555
Nice.

>>32492048
You would be amazed just how sheltered white women are nowadays.

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>>32492555
Trips confirm greatest joke ever told.

>>32490079
I've been shooting for most of my life and unless im close by to the shooter i cant tell handgun calibers from firecrackers.
Centerfire rifles and shotguns are a different story though.

>>32490079
theyre not used to the sound of gun fire so they associate it with some they are more familiar with. Almost everyone has heard a fire cracker or car back fire,but not everyone has heard a gun shot

>>32492033
She has pretty hair or she was pretty hairy?

>>32491370
I saw Chuck Norris at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a jerk and bother him and ask him for autographs or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?!” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?" and practicing roundhouse kicks in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky ways in his hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those candies,.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.