REMAIN CALM, CITIZEN. THIS IS A ROUTINE CHECK FOR COMPLIANCE

>>32463793
You mean they don't do these already?

>>32463793
I don't live in britain, those cops have no authority here and I think this might be considered an invasion of a sovereign country.

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what is it with brits and knives anyway? i mean, really

>>32463845
They must be worried about another revolt against the royalty

>>32463811
Yes, but often late at night and with a person fliming the action to make sure there isn't any abuse on the policemen's part.

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>>32463845
Since guns are hard to obtain there's lots of stabbings so they restrict it a lot. They even had fucking surrender bins.

I live in burgerland
I'd laugh and ventilate them all for invading my home inside another sovereign country

>>32463892
>tfw can't crack open and get lots of knives

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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

>>32463845
Those shirts just make me want to stab them.

who needs a knife when a personal video recording device is enough to terrify the common Brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno

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>>32464059
>brits get recorded hundreds of times a day by government CCTV
>run away terrified when an home owner/renter flips out a phone camera

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>>32463845
Due to the lack of firearms the most common type of offensive weapon used is usually a knife. Faced with this news the government believed that by banning knives from being carried while out in public that it will somehow stop the high amounts of knife crime.

In Scotland at least it has done nothing to curb it. It is still as high as ever, especially in Glasgow. Firearms violence wasn't bad at all in Britain (as far as I'm aware) but high profile incidents were used to take the guns away anyway.

Owning firearms in Britain opens you up to a lot of bullshit. The most recent example (thanks to the Scottish Government who did it first) is Police Officers are allowed to enter your home for any reason as long as you own a firearm. Before you simply had to close the door behind you and not invite them in.

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>when an upstanding citizen reports a particular individual brazenly walking about in public with an assault pen knife
>lock it down

>>32464123
>The most recent example (thanks to the Scottish Government who did it first) is Police Officers are allowed to enter your home for any reason as long as you own a firearm.

that would get you fucking killed in the US

>>32464141
Porbably. The issue here is if they want to enter your home for any other reason to search, rather than getting a proper warrant to enter, they simply need to check you own a firearm and that will give them the right to enter and search your home.

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what kind of lunatic would drive around with an assault screwdriver in their possession?

Brits accidentally forgot to freedom.

>>32464222
b-but muh brexit

>>32464123
>ban guns
>knife crime skyrockets
what did he mean by this?

>>32463915
Even if you did open it, people just use it as a trash can.

>>32464262
>making the pigs have to sort through garbage

i support this

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>>32464190

>>32464059
This shit is fucking sad


I have no sympathy for eurofaggots anymore.

Switzerland, hunary, and Poland are excused.

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>>32464284

>>32464231
Actually they banned guns and gun related crimes skyrocketed. Then they banned knives.

>>32463901
But you wouldn't because you're an autist posting on a Laotian tapestry forum who probably doesn't own a gun in the first place

>>32464312
delete this

>>32464141
Hallo 1984
How are you british fuckers ok with this?
Who ever enters my home without my promision has a problem

>>32464190
This is the heart of it. It doesn't matter what's banned, because if a police officer deems an item in your possession is going to be used as a weapon, it's a weapon.

That being said, in context that probably was being used as a shiv.

>>32464288
t-thanks senpai

England you used to be cool, what the hell happened?

>>32464366
political correctness

>>32464284

This is fake, right? RIGHT?

I can't even tell anymore. Jesus Christ, and to think that this is happening is a country that is being invaded by muslims.

>>32464288

Don't forget the based Czechs.

>>32463793
I think you guys are a little lost. You are looking for *old* England, not *new* England. And you even misses that.

>>32464366
homebrew communists

>>32464190
Black drug dealers been in and out of jail for years.

Driving around with drugs knives and a screwdriver in their pockets.

What do you think the screwdriver is for?

Are you the same idiot who complained that they charged a Britbong drug dealer with having a baseball bat? (Britbongs don't play baseball)

>>32464424
>communists
TV is free in commie countries.

>>32464479
So in your world unless you're a baseball player you should go to jail for having a baseball bat?

>>32464479
>What do you think the screwdriver is for?
For driving screws.

>>32464284
They stole somebodies entire antique key collection. The massive fucks.

>>32464288
>Switzerland
You mean the country that has 20+% foreigner population?

>hunary, and Poland
ahh you know shit otherwise you would know that gun ownership there is trash.

Had a mate order a part from brownells US for his collection, a few weeks later an armed police showed up to inspect his house to make sure he wasn't buying it for a weapon.

>>32464231
>ban knives
>club crime skyrockets

>>32463867
Eternal reminder that the UK started controlling guns in about 1920 purely to stop the lower class plebs from overthrowing the upper class like the Russians did in 1917.
As with all Brit politics it's about class warfare in the end.

>>32464059
Ooh fuck I've been getting these letters, threatening me that the local "enforcement team" has been notified of my address. Dirty scumbags.

>>32463793
What happens if the bloke with a helmet gets done in? Do they have to call SWAT afterwards?

>>32463845

Guns aren't readily available so they're a common and easy to attain weapon, and the most commonly used. Whereas you'll get held up in the US with a gun, over here it's with a knife.

>>32464123
You now require a firearms certificate (FAC, basically license) to own an air rifle in Scotland.

>>32466832

I did see, what a joke, over 400,000 unregistered air rifles in the country which they have absolutely no way of tracing to owners. I don't know what they really planned on achieving in tightening control on air weapons since they're rarely, if ever used in crime.

>>32464479
what's good for the goose is good for the gander
if they use this shit to bust drug dealers someday they'll use it on subversive cucks like you

>>32466861
Consider this: even if you bought the rifle before the law change, you still have to get the license and get it registered.
Now most of the airgun owners won't hear about this law will they? They won't know. Most of these rifles are sitting in folk's attics or tucked away in cupboards and are long forgotten about.
So by not knowing about the law these people are all guilty of possessing an unlawful weapon. 400,000 unlicensed rifles means 400,000 people who can be arrested and charged at any time for any reason if they become troublesome.

>>32466861

Air rifles are "guns"

"Guns" are icky bad things no one should even think about.

A person with a "gun" could just as easily rob or murder another citizen, or politician.

>>32466982

Yep, though it does seem like it has been making rounds in the media so I doubt it has gone unknown, but there will still be a lot of people that won't have heard. I just don't understand what they plan to achieve in licensing them? They wanted to ban semi-auto rimfire rifles after Charlie Hebdo, because terrorists used fully auto blackmarket AKs.

>>32464892
Butt hurt eurofag detected.

Come talking shit like that on murrican' soil and you're likely to get a bullet to the dome.

>>32467005

The funny thing is, I have a recurve bow upstairs pulling at about 40lbs, if I REALLY wanted to, I could easily kill somebody with it. Or I could buy a 120lb crossbow for just over £100. But what's that? You want a teeny little .22LR to hunt squirrels and rabbit? BUT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE.

>>32466529
>ban clubbing instruments
>curb-stomping reaches all new highs

>>32467071

>ban curbs and shoes
>huge cannibalism epidemic

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>>32463793
[muffled "your move mr lawman" noises]

>>32467095
>Ban teeth
>274 dead as a result of aggressive licking.

>>32467124

>ban assault tongues
>total collapse of society due to lack of verbal communication
>societal collapse banned
>thus is life in Bongistan

>>32464284
This is shooped

>>32464123
I think Glasgow has calmed down a bit compared to the early and mid 2000s when i was a teenager even just going round to the shops was taking a risk in case you bumped into a gang of neds but nowadays you see less hanging around in the street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2coOjEE3Fo

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>>32463793
>UNPAID TELEVISION TAX
Proven to save lives.

>>32463793
>gun control threads belong in /pol/

>>32467022
BAN ASSAULT BOWS!

You can't honestly tell me a recurve bow is for hunting!

>>32463793
>bbc tax

Damn and I thought only Japan have TV tax

>paying 1000 yen/month just to watch TV
Well at least the shows pretty good

>>32470052
Why the fuck do you even pay for it?

>>32470079
Part of the rent (along with gas, electricity, water, et cetera)

I personally wouldn't mind paying them because it guarantees (at least in theory) the station's political non-alignment. NHK (and its subsidiary as well as sister channel) are one of the most neutral media outlet in Japan on domestic issues.

Besides I'm a sumo fan and only NHK provides live coverages

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>>32467923
It honestly has. Most "violent" crime is from nights out and proper mental cases. Most gangs of neds have fucked off inside playing Fifa rather than dicking about outside the shops.

>>32464222
oy chaps, freedom's overrated innit? Monarchy doesn't like that word, so why not spread those cheeks for the queen wot wot.

It's strange that brits never post in these threads and give their two cents. All "Stiff upper lip" means is "Don't complain you little cuck", but yet from an American's perspective it seems like such a big part of their culture.

>>32464312

I own your mommy's pussy though

>>32469628
How the fuck does a TV kill you
Or does this include people getting shot for stealing TVs?

>>32471592
The real question is who the fuck even watches tv anymore, you can find pretty much everything online

>>32464479
>What do you think the screwdriver is for?
For screwdriving. They wouldn't need it for stabbing because they have knives.
And you call other people idiots. That's hilarious.
>durrr dey gun pick locks an steal cars wit dat screwdrivah
Oh man tools can be used for bad purposes, guess we better ban tools