Hey /k/, isn't it smarter tactically to sit down to pee?

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What are the chances of being attacked while in the shitter

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>>32454849
What are the chances of being attacked at all? Why do you even need a gun if you feel statistically unlikely things are irrelevant?

>>32454828
It didn't work out so well for John Travolta in Pulp Fiction

>>32454828
>Pro of Standing Up
Blast your would-be assailant with piss

>>32454828
>3: Are there actually any pros???

Yeah, the only one that matters: It doesn't make you feel like a little bitch.

>>32454849
If I was out to ice someone, that's when I'd strike.
You never know if people sleep heavily or lightly, but you know that most everyone feels fairly comfortable if they're taking a shit in the comfort of their home.
Plus if you screw up the first shot, you won't need to worry about the guy running away too fast, on account of his pants being around his ankles.

>>32455696
>Oh look at me I like to stand up while I piss making me take extra steps when I have to take a shit

>>32455685
Blasting with piss is always a good tactical option

>>32454828
>Are there actually any pros???
For CCing, standing while peeing is the most advantageous because you don't have to undo your belt. Just unzip, pull through your peepee hole, and piss. I hate having to poo while carrying because I have to either leave my gun attached to my belt, possibly letting it flop to the side and exposing it to the other stall, or stick it in your pants, which makes for a lot of hassle putting it back on. I wouldn't think this would be much of an issue for you, though, as you're either too young to carry or never leave your house.
>>32455696
Also this.

>>32456229
>pulling your penis weenis through a hole
>more steps than completely undoing your pants
>????

>>32456302
>Having to aim your peepee successfully through the toilet and make sure you don't drip
>Not just sitting down and pushing down on base of weewee

at home i sit but in public restrooms which i already avoid like the plague because of how filthy they are unless I really have to, I stand and piss and dont care about dripping because its already dirty

>>32456703
>aiming your shower stream is difficult
If you're 4, maybe.

I would rather die as a man, then be known as the guy who killed a dindu sitting down to piss.

>>32457286
I don't care how good you are. You will eventually split the stream and spray the wall or floor with piss. And every time you piss, piss water is splashing up and going everywhere. Getting older doesn't make you immune to physics.

Anyone who stands up to piss doesn't conceal carry and has no purpose in this conversation anyways.

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>>32454828
Cons to sitting down to pee-
1. Soft as fuck.
2. Makes you a fuckin dandy.

>>32454878

this is /k/, why are you here at all?

>>32456302

Huh. Do you actually utilize the schlong sleeve on the front of underwear and piss out from your zipper? I've always just unbuttoned and flopped out over the elastic.

>>32458409
Thats why its there.

With a bit of training its tactically superior .

>>32454828
Taking a knee to piss is the best option innacombatzone
>Lower to ground=less sound
>Better control over aiming of piss
>Can keep weapon up when taking a piss
>Can keep your battle buddy's weapon on your rear leg so he can take a shit
>Undershirt/combat shirt doesn't get as untucked/fucked up as it does with sitting down while taking just a little more time than doing it standing
>You don't have to undo the belt, just the buttons
>Don't look like a fucking idiot standing with a slung weapon being a huge target or sitting being a fucking bitch

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>>32456229
>when i take a shit i lift the seat and piss standing up first then lower the toilet seat and sit down to shit

>>32454828
I actually tend to sit down to take a piss now, but only at home and mostly after I jerk off.

After I jerk off, my stream usually splits into two, and usually wider that the bowl.

>>32456703
>Not just sitting down and pushing down on base of weewee
Micro-dick detected. You should be sitting down.