New Secret Santa Circlejerk. Next unboxing is New Years Eve,

First shittoast

>>32453055
second spitroast

third seacoast

Fourth Don Host.

From last thread, in case that guy switched to this new one.

>>32452961 #
Some people may not have signed up if the guy running the show didn't convince them he had a backup plan for burn victims.
People saying they'll help out is great and all, but it's just words at this point. It'd be nice to know what actions were taken last year and how this year is different.

God forbid anyone have a concern about the workings of something they invested money into. It's entirely reasonable to ask these questions, and awful suspect that whenever anyone asks they get a bandwagon of faggots jumping down their throat telling them to STFU TROLLZ.
If there was a legitimate effort to help the burn victims last year, it would go to reason that someone would speak up and explain how Crimson handled it after Johnson turned it over to Crimson.

I remember 2 threads back someone posting screens of their emails showing their communication with Johnson over getting burned, and Johnson admitting the guy was legit. The guy didn't mention if his situation was corrected, though.
Some light on this subject would be appreciated.

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JK from WA here. Just got part one in the mail. Can't wait to see what part 2 is. :D

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>>32452438
>>32451884
Yes! I just got home from work and my gf told me my bomb was there

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>>32453512
It's a pain in the to open

>>32453340
Ok troll I'll post it again
>Every time someone asks people basically tell them to just shut up, but it seems like pertinent info.
This isn't a Secret Santa like at work or with family where the possibility of shame forces most scumbags to be honest, this is 4chan and we all know how degenerate some of our brothers are here.
How the fuck can it be the personal responsibility of the guy pairing people up if a scumbag joined for free swag planning to fuck his target? This specific Secret Santa is an "honor system" and some of us have no fucking honor.
All you are doing is trying to humiliate Johnson who tried to do something nice for us and got in over his head. He didn't steal from us, the honor less fucks did.
CreepFinder has some checks and balances in place this time so he will know to a fair degree who didn't ship to a target and he will be able to make things right, so get over it troll.
Several anons have already said they would be happy to cover anyone who got grinched
>God forbid anyone have a concern ...
You don't have a concern, you are trolling so STFU already and find something else to do. Maybe take a bath and brush your nasty fucking teeth. I hear all the cool kids do that.

** citing anonymous posts about what Johnson did or didn't do is some pussy ass shit. I can't speak for anyone else but I was here for that drama and none of what you have been claiming is true.
You obviously weren't even fucking involved in that years Secret Santa so you entire contribution is that of a 12 year old egdemaster /b/tard cunt, is that who you are anon some immature edgy cunt?
You're simply REPOSTING REPOSTS of REPOSTED REPOSTS like this is fucking /b/ or something and the MODS need to deal with your global rule violations alreadybut they won't. For some reason you get to post /mlp/ and furfaggotry and troll all day here and you NEVER get a fucking ban. We know who you are. Go get pegged by your dyke girlfriend some more attention whore.
(1 dash of sage)

>>32453512
>My atrocious handwriting in the desc of goods.

>>32453536
I had to make sure the customs monkeys didn't fuck with it.

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>>32453536
Nice I l9ve those

>>32453537
But he's good friends with Johnson... Your logic is flawed

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>>32453574
I'm still kind of scared the is a snake or some shit inside. Fucking Australia you never know...

>>32453340
I posted the emails. I never recieved a target and never recieved a gift. I was not burned. Just left out really. I'm also this year listed to send something to burned people and have what I consider an awesome present ready for them.

>>32453574
I couldn't find any patches with velcro backing, but they do iron onto velcro backs pretty easily.

>>32453591
Try to imagine that when you opened it, several crackers went off, that's what was meant to happen.

>>32453585
The troll acting with feigned concern is friends with Johnson?
>>32453591
Damn I love Red Skins and now I'm craving TimTams from thousands of miles away, life is suffering.
>mfw that postage

>>32453649
>mfw that postage
Yeah, it was pretty much what the package cost me in the end.
I had no idea that international express was so expensive, but I wanted it to be there for Christmas, but i got jewed hard by Australia post.

What the fuck is going on her.. oh
>>32453537
>Thinks the faggot >>32453340 is me

What? Johnson is a great guy and I agree with you.
Unlike most of the faggots here I've hung out with Johnson irl.
Don't associate me with faggots who talk shit about my friends.
>furfaggotry
That's Sebas not me.

>>32453585
Ayy thanks for showing me this thread

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>>32453591
All this candy good thing I already got diabetes(Im a skinny skeleton through). You made my day merry Christmas kamerad!

>>32453617
My girlfriend suspect something like that.

>>32453672
Cheers,

Now, to eat:

The Vegemite, make some toast, butter it and spread a SMALL amount on the toast.
Or, butter some bread, spread a SMALL amount of Vegemite on top, put some cheese on and then grill.

And with the Tim Tams, make a coffee or tea, bite a corner off one Tim Tam, then the opposite corner off, then dip the Tim Tam in the drink and suck.
https://youtu.be/NQmYucENBY0

And with the knife, I've modified it to be a wave opener, place it in a pocket and then pull out quickly, whilst pulling against the corner of the pocket.
It will open instantly, but legally it's not a switchblade or AO.

>>32453672
>I already got diabetes
Well, the Vegemite isn't sweet at all, it's VERY salty.

>>32453696
I'm super thankful and would like to write more right now, but I'll only have time later today and gtg now.

Also I know the struggle with the international shipping fees from last year.
And don't worry about the late arrival it's alright thanks!

>>32453755
No worries, hope you enjoy it all.

>>32453596
>I posted the emails. I never received a target and never recieved a gift.
So all of the angry bullshit you have been posting ITT's is because he never got around to you? I admit it sucks to get slighted, I'm getting slighted pretty fucking hard right now myself and it sucks but get over it anon. I didn't even try to get involved because I'm sure I would have been ignored but so what. Nice things happened for a bunch of others Dwelling on past misfortunes is such a waste of time. You're better than that.
Peace anon.
>>32453667
You're the biggest troll on the board. You troll the holy fuck out of meet up threads that are more popular than your because you just can't stand the attention they get you sad little cam whore. What a shame that cam whores are no longer despised here.

Are you going to deny that your mod friends(s) keep you from getting banned no matter how many times you get reported for global rule violations sissyboi? I know we reported you over 35 times once and nothing. Blatant global rule violations and you get to keep on shitting up peoples threads. Go brush those nasty fucking teeth attention whore ( everyone gets a little sick when you open your mouth and we see that ugliness ), you just proved to all the people who thought you supported them that you are the one who shits their threads up completely. You shit all over the trips who run meets and now you pissed right in Johnsons mouth and did your best to make him feel like shit...with friends like that.
My work is done, now have you mod friend(s) ban me for another 30 days sissyboi. I don't even care anymore.
>Bannned again for calling it what it is in 5...4...3...2....

>>32453770
Wow anon you must have a super big peepee

>>32453696
>The Vegemite, make some toast, butter it and spread a SMALL amount on the toast.
I've eaten it once but have a question. Other than the overpowering taste is there a reason you can't eat as much as you want or will you get explosive diarrhea or something?

>>32453790
>Other than the overpowering taste is there a reason you can't eat as much as you want or will you get explosive diarrhea or something?
It has a RIDICULOUSLY high salt content - you could theoretically give yourself mild hypernatremia by eating a jar in a sitting.

Also, it's used in prison and in boong camps to brew alcohol.

>>32453785
I see his defense force showed up with him. You all do have a tight troll crew, I'll give you that with how fast you al;l answer the call for blackup... which trip are you. You going to respond as anon or use your trip to pretend there are more of yopu like you always do samefag. Do you troll other sites as a group or just us here at 4chan. Maybe you're sissybois mod friend. How long will my ban be for this time. Last time I called him and his crew out for samefagging the fuck out of someones thread I got 15 days and even though they got reported like crazy nothing happened to them. Welcome to 4chan 2016...where the degenerate SJWs rule the boards.

>>32453823
are you mad, fuck boy? Jesus you are throwing a hissy fit worthy of /k/indergarten

>>32453814
That was a really cool gift Ausbro, good on ya.

>>32453848
No worries - I figured if I was shipping something to the other side of the world I might as well make it a bit of a care package.

>>32453836
>>32453843
That's it, protect you sissyboi and put you fucking trips on you cancerous motherfuckers. Put the trips on and man up...oh wait, you all hate your masculinity..one of you actually had your balls cut off and your life partner keeps them in a jar... Fuck you're some broken humans.

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>>32453869
Careful anon, this kind of butt rage can cause your obese form to have a stroke

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>>32453591
Dump it out into a plastic bag.

but remember
No step on snek

>>32453770
why don't you ask them yourself then?
wew

>>32453770
>This salty
>Mixing tripfags up
Jesus

>>32453843
I agrreee

>>32453869
I'm not even ivy wtf you are going crazy

>>32453882
I love that meme
>>32453874
Do you keep a post count for you FIDF support posts?
>>32453921
>>32453924
So you proved you're not samefagging right, or did you post from a cable line and then your cell...samefaggots gonna samefag. I'm done with you, just wanted to draw you into tripping to prove you were ITTs and behind all the hostile bullshit like usual. Way to treat you good friend and way to piss on Johnson. Sad angry little sissyboi attention whore. Go do something with that mouthful of ugly you have.

>>32453982
>So you proved you're not samefagging right, or did you post from a cable line and then your cell...samefaggots gonna samefag. I'm done with you, just wanted to draw you into tripping to prove you were ITTs and behind all the hostile bullshit like usual. Way to treat you good friend and way to piss on Johnson. Sad angry little sissyboi attention whore. Go do something with that mouthful of ugly you have.
how does it feel knowing you are stupidly autistic?

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>>32453982

>>32453982
Johnson gave me a pso-1 as a gift I love him

>>32453989
He's probably a troll

But I don't even care his responses are hillarious.

I mean he said
>I love that meme

Screams of b8

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So.....back to presents. I got this

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>>32453982
It's my favorite gadsden, well it's a tie with this one.

>>32454571
WOW you got a bathtub mang. JK sweet case for a sweeter rifle.
>>32454809
Thats just common sense.

HEY CRIMSON

I got your box, but I'm not going to post anything until new years, or do you want me to go for it now?

oh and I made your wish come true lol

>>32453606

Most patches don't come with Velcro. Go to a fabric store and they're going to have glue on kits for that.

Alright, so my package is literally almost to my door (about 30 minutes out or so).

Should I open it ASAP and take pictures for the weekend thread, or should I wait and do it all Saturday?

>>32455227
with all the shit flinging here, id wait for a new thread.

>>32455227
No one will know
>except you

>>32455241
I know, but I'm just wondering if I should give myself instant gratification, or be a good little anon and wait till the weekend with the other latecomers.

>>32455233
>shitflinging
Well, we all should be prepared for when SHTF, right? I personally think it's just someone butthurt like teen that didn't get her shiny new Mercedes for Christmas in the color she wanted.

>>32454887
You can wait til then man, that's probably when I'm going to do my openings. Been super busy between work, TCC, and all the Secret Santas I'm participating in, let alone the ones I'm coordinating.


As far as the rest of this thread, I can't tell who's trolling who. I attempted to coordinate a burn relief last year but between the huge mess that occurred, the manner in which the information had been recorded, and everything else going on I wasn't able to provide the help I had wanted. Which is why I'm not accepting help anymore from others offering to assist in pairings. I'll be the sole recorder and coordinator of initial matches and Burn Relief so that anything that happens falls on me.

Yes, folks got burnt last year and there was not a system through which to cover them. I attempted to pick up the pieces afterwards and collect emails but that fell through, and for that I apologize. There isn't anything that can be done now to rectify last year, so I've pushed forward and taken it upon myself to ensure things went better this year. To be the one taking down all the applicant info, so it can be used to cross reference burn victims and to Blacklist Grinches and avoid mismatches and unmatches. The latter which we haven't had any issues with this go around, so there is already visible progress from last year despite nearly 3 times as many participants.

I'll continue to monitor my email and reply back as time allows. Anyone that doesn't get gifted by New Years needs to email me so I can determine if your gift is still en-route or not.

[email protected]

I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year.

>>32455342
Not in this year, but happily following for the unboxings. You are a good man Crimson.

>>32452960
So i just got mine inna mail, and youre saying i have to wait to post it? Ugh. Well thanks mr D N from SC.

>>32455342
Can you tell us how many people are giving burn relief?

>>32455851
bout treefiddy

>>32455851
Stop rubbing your hands together in anticipation there Mr Trolliolioliolooo. Might not need any.

>>32456112
I'm not trolling dude. I got burned and I'm hoping there's someone that can step up. Even if nobody does, at least I'll get a patch

>>32452960
When's the next nuggetfest creep?

I haven't even posted in the last 2? 3? threads what is going on even

>>32456236
A ton of asshurt

>tfw nobody posted my gift yet
Did Dalton from Virginia receive his gift?

>>32456329
desu I should just retire my trip and disappear if just existing causes this much anal devastation

>>32456216
Creep will def take care of any problems anon sorry you got fucked. No chance it's just late or something?

>>32456520
I'm hoping that's the case, and I'll get it within the next four days.Travis emailed me and said he hadn't had any response from my gifter.

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>>32456552
Same thing happened to me, but I'm not worried about it. I have faith he'll make things right and at the least I'm pretty happy my target received and enjoyed his gift.

>>32456454
You should learn who your friends are and who they ain't dickhead.

>>32453537
My response was in response to your copy pasted shit. You didn't address any of the new points I brought up or even the original point I had.
Some people might have only signed up based on the checks and balances said to be placed. Johnson said the same thing last year, and then handed the whole ordeal over to Crimson for damage control.

There's no word on what actions were taken for the burn victims last year, and I rhink it's suspicious people flip their shit for even wondering what happened in the aftermath. This isn't the Holocaust, we're allowed to ask questions, right?
Some clarification would be nice.

And I've never posted as a namefag or tripfag. It's cool you're projecting your insecurities on me, but I respect the anonymouse concept of this board. There's no reason to gain a reputation.

Additionally, all the hate you're spewing at Flandre, the people who say Flandre is friends with Johnson and the guy who says he posted the emails (and corrected me IN DEFENSE of the Secret Santa event) suggests maybe you're the one trolling. Nobody can be THAT mad and blind to the fact several people are posting with several clearly different perspectives.

>>32456645
Yeah, same here. I'm glad to have been part of this.

>>32456762
See >>32455342

>>32456645
>>32456552
I keep getting more emails from folks saying they're sorry they had to ship late, so there's still hope. If you don't get anything by new years please email me so I can verify if anything is on its way and get you hooked up with a Burn Relief Santa if need be.

>>32456217
Feb 17-18 near Grapeland, TX.

>>32455851
Over 1/4 of everyone that signed up offered as Burn Relief. I've also had several others email me directly offering to help.

>>32456454
noo how will I know who you are :'(

>>32456841
>Grapeland
>only a few hours away
>but starting big boy college and has class on Saturdays
Fuck, the closest it's ever been to me, and I can't go. Hope something is going to happen during the summer, then...

>>32456762
Samefagging trolls gonna samefag.
You have been answered by several anons and the secret santa himself. You can stop stirring the pot any time you want.
The gift exchange isn't even over officially. Everyone knew gifts would get delivered after the holiday and there will be unboxing threads on New Years day. The only thing you are doing is trolling. Truth is the exchange has been incredibly successful no matter how hard you work to change that narrative. Nice things happened troll and you just can't stand it. Your tears are delicious, like a 50 year old bourbon or really clean pussy.

TA sshort song for you sung to the tune from Rawhide, based cowboy show from the 50's I think
~~Trollin trollin trollin ~~ You just can't stop your trollin nechbeeeeeeaaard~~ with mommies mountain dew and her hotpockets shit posting surrounded by you cum stained socks is all you do~~
~~please die ~~~ in a fire ~~~~real sooooooooon~~


I'm here forever, please tip your waitress.

Gio in GA here
Got the patches from CC today
Packaging was funny
Letter was nice
Good choices, morse /k/ and bebop
tytyty <33

>>32456959
Yeah, didn't notice Crimson's post the first time. He had to point it out again.

However, you were never any help.

>>32456841
Didn't see your post the first time. That's pretty shitty with what happened last year.

I'll admit you have this much more under control than the last one, but I wasn't expecting that answer. I was actually hoping you'd drop in and say you saved the day so I'd just feel silly for ever doubting these events.
I guess I wanted to be proven wrong so I'd trust joining next year. I'm too cautious to just enter shit with a history like last year's--and now knowing the ultimate result, just reinforces my opinion.

Anyways, thanks and I hope the good luck keeps holding out for you and the rest of the participants. Seems like it has a decent potential to pay off for bigger risk takers than myself. Knowing what I do, the whole event needs more work and transparency.

>>32456845
>>32456855
I post as anon more and more anyways.

what is going on with these trips ahhhh

>>32453667
Your friend is fucking retarded.
He immediately called out the guy who got the keltec as an illegal gun transfer and went on about how illegal it was to mail guns without knowing what the fuck he was talking about. He might be nice or whatever but he's fucking dumb.

>>32457261
>and then once called out admitted he was wrong citing something from where he is from thinking that was the global rule to it not knowing it wasn't a federal law but only state


your the retard

>>32457466
>hurr it's okay to spout retarded shit that you don't know about
If you don't know the fucking laws dont make shit up

>>32457261
who cares?

>>32457181
>However, you were never any help.
I'm not here to make you happy. I'm here for drunken shitposting and general faggotry. Though I did offer a perfectly satisfactory response to your queries and so did others you silly autistic faggot. You just can't help but try to stop the nice things.
>>32457261
Yea, Johnson is real retarded sir.
Troll on troller.

Hey NY bro, hope you like my gift, I don't know much about AR's so I did my homework and tried to pick something nice

Mine should be here any day and I can't wait

Also Johnson is a breddy cool guy, haters pl0x leave

I gave my sekretsanta a backpack from LA police supply. Ak and mauser bayonet. A survival kit...a milsurp hoodie/sweater and $20 Kevlar gloves. There was an uzi mag; a ar mag; a ak us palm grip and a few other things. I filled the box with caramel corn as packing peanuts...he never took pics or responded. I hope you liked your gift anon.. the patches I sent I thought were OK too. The other patches didn't make it in time so I didn't ship them. Merry Christmas. You got it a week ago .

>>32458203
>Also Johnson is a breddy cool guy
thats just like your opinion man
but i have to ask does he afraid of anything
>>32458236
shit you went all out
hopefully anon posts pics on the first

>>32458489
Johnson is a pretty cool guy

>>32459115
id have to agree, honestly. sometimes i think you guys take the internet too seriously.

>>32459115
>>32459129
i never said he wasn't samefag
now answer my ask
does he afraid of anything

>>32459330
who goes on the internet and samefags what kind of human bean would respond to themselves like it wasn't themselves

Will you all please just shut the fuck up, take the internet drama back to Facebook/Tumblr and leave us to circle jerky over our presents?

Чтo eбaть ты пpocтo чepтoвcки гoвopилa oбo мнe, мaлeнькaя cyкa? Я тeбe зкaжy, я зaкoнчил вepшинy мoeгo клacca в BДB, и я пpинимaл yчacтиe в мнoгoчиcлeнных ceкpeтных peйдoв нa Aль-Кaидoй, и y мeня ecть бoлee 300 пoдтвepждeнных yбийcтв. Я тpeниpoвaлcя в пapижcкoм вoйны, и я cвepхy cнaйпep в цeлых poccийcких вoopyжeнных cил. Bы ничтo для мeня, нo тoлькo дpyгaя цeль. Я пpoтpитe тeбe нaхpeн c тoчнocтью, пoдoбных кoтopым никoгдa нe видeли paньшe нa этoй Зeмлe, зaпoмнитe мoи чepтoвы cлoвa. Bы дyмaeтe, чтo вы мoжeтe yйти c тoгo, чтo дepьмo для мeня чepeз Интepнeт? Пoдyмaйтe eщe paз, yблюдoк. Кaк мы гoвopим Я кoнтaктиpyю мoй ceкpeтный ceть шпиoнoв пo вceй Poccии, и вaш IP-тpaccиpyeтcя пpямo ceйчac, тaк чтo вaм лyчшe пoдгoтoвитьcя к штopмy, кoзy. Штopм, кoтopый cтиpaeт жaлкий нeбoльшoe вeщь ты нaзывaeш твoя жизнь. Tы нaхoдишьcя чepтoвcки мepтвых, мaлыш.

>>32459543
Я мoгy быть гдe yгoднo, в любoe вpeмя, и я мoгy yбить тeбя в бoлee ceмиcoт cпocoбaми, и этo тoлькo гoлыми pyкaми. Я нe тoлькo oбyчeн пpиeмaм pyкoпaшнoгo бoя, нo y мeня ecть дocтyп кo вceй apceнaлe Boздyшнo-дecaнтныe вoйcкa, и я бyдy иcпoльзoвaть eгo в пoлнoй мepe, чтoбы вытepeть зaдницy жaлкий c лицa кoнтинeнтa, нeбoльшoe дepьмa. Ecли бы тoлькo ты мoг знaть, чтo нeчecтивый вoзмeздиe вaш мaлeнький "yмный" кoммeнтapий был гoтoв oбpyшить тeбe, мoжeт быть, ты бы пpoвeли cвoй гpeбaный язык. Ho ты нe мoг, ты нe cдeлaл, и тeпepь ты плaтишь цeнy, ты идиoт пpoклятый. Я дepьмo яpocть вce нaд тoбoйи ты тoнyть в нeм. Tы нaхoдишьcя чepтoвcки мepтв, дeткa.

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>>32459543
>>32459555
Crimson Caravan, I'm KGB.

it's been a few days since Christmas and nothing, I have I been grinched?

>>32459586

Эй Faggots,

Meня зoвyт Джoн, и я нeнaвижy кaждый из вac. Bce вы нe жиp, oтcтaлыe, нe пoзиpyющиe, кoтopыe пpoвoдят кaждyю ceкyндy cвoeгo вpeмeни, глядя нa дoлбoёб кapтины. Bы вce плoхoe в миpe. Чecтнo гoвopя, y любoгo из вac кoгдa-либo пoлyчaли любyю киcкy? Я имeю в видy, я пpeдпoлaгaю, чтo этo вeceлo cмeшит людeй из-зa cвoих coбcтвeнных нeзaщищeннocти, нo вы вce бepyт нa coвepшeннo нoвый ypoвeнь. Этo дaжe хyжe, чeм пoпycтy к изoбpaжeниям нa Facebook.

He быть чyжим. Пpocтo yдapил мeня co cвoим лyчшим выcтpeлoм. Я в знaчитeльнoй cтeпeни coвepшeнcтвa. Я был кaпитaнoм фyтбoльнoй кoмaнды, и cтapтep нa мoeй бacкeтбoльнoй кoмaнды. Кaкиe виды cпopтa вы игpaeтe, кpoмe "дpoчить нa гoлых нapиcoвaнных япoнcкoгo нapoдa"? Я тaкжe пoлyчaю пятёpки, и ecть cтyчaть гopячeй пoдpyгoй (oнa пpocтo взopвaл мeня, дepьмo былo нaличныe дeньги). Bы вce пeдики, кoтopыe дoлжны пpocтo yбить ceбя. Cпacибo зa пpocлyшивaниe.

>>32459674
Creep said if you haven't received anything by New Years, email him and he'll confirm if nothing's been sent and get you a replacement Santa.

>>32459674
Do you want to be Grinched, cause I can Grinch you all night long bby ;)

>>32459811
I'll be Grinch if you be Cindy Lou.

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>>32459924

She looks real nice all grown, a real 2A lover I would love to see how much that mascaras runs after a two hour throating session if you know what I mean

>>32460038
Jebus I want to smash.

>>32457926

I don't know what it is about you, but a lot of people seem to really dislike everything about you.

Why is that?

>>32460054
I like that sidearm. Wonder what it is, can't concentrate cause drooling over the thigh gap.
>>32460160
Is this your first day on /k/ or something. He is a future post-op mtf in waiting.

>>32460207
The notch at the top of the grip makes me think it's a gen 2 Glock with aftermarket sights.

>>32460449
But the stockings and garter on those mil long legs make me forget what a glock is. Can you imagine banging her standing up hands under that narrow ass and those legs wrapped around you... like to break your back when she cums. DAAAAEEEUUUMMMMMMM

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It's time for me to do my unboxing, even though it's late and no one is in the thread.

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>>32460967
>The USPS thought my box was a punching bag or soccer ball.

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>>32460973
What do we have here?

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>>32460981
And my secret santa got me all this stuff! Tactical car organizer, bulk first aid kit, heavy duty flashlight, and some random glow sticks. I didn't give him much to go on, so I'm honestly happy with what I got. Thanks to my secret santa!

>>32453843
no nigger

>>32460973
>The USPS thought my box was a punching bag or soccer ball.
With all he fucking drediel sticklers what did you expect...you think the high school drop puts that load and unload UPS trucks are going to be nice to a little Jewish kids Haunnachka present?
>>32461014
My neeeegro.

>>32460988
that was sent by a guy in florida i bet :^)

>>32461088
dis hole pose be raysis even dem dubs

what a shitfest this thread turned into, honestly I think this se/k/ret santa was a huge success, but we'll see when crimson releases the stats on how many got burned.

>>32461823
It was a great success, all things considered. From what I've read of the previous se/k/ret santas, this is probably the best one yet in terms of people not getting dicked.

Factor in the packages which are likely still on the way thanks to post office holdups and I think we'll find the burn percentage is going to be fairly low.

>>32461873
>Factor in the packages which are likely still on the way thanks to post office holdups

And people who haven't sent theirs yet due to family problems and property problems

*cough* not me

>>32461937
Also James from Delaware, I feel like shit but you should say you were burned, I do plan to send you a package but it'll be so far into January it might as well not even be for this shit. I'm extremely sorry, but that doesn't mean much from a stranger, does it? I feel like utter shit for this.

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>>32461945
At least I have some closure.
Better late then never eh?

DCA in Minneapolis here,

Got my package yesterday. Thanks santa! Probably going to keep the med kit in my car

>>32462101
Again I'm really sorry, I will send something out I promise you that, it's just that a. I'm not sure it'll be within 2 weeks, and b. I know it won't live up to the hype.

>>32461945
Just for shits and giggles anon, at what point did you know you weren't sending a gift and is the promise to ship in a few weeks real or would your target just get burned again?
I'm one of the anons who told creep I'll take care of someone who didn't receive a gift and I think your target should get paired with one of us so he doesn't get burned again.
In the event something out of your control happened Sorry for you.

>>32463057
The promise is real, I know that. I will send a package at some point, I don't know when but I won't not send a package, it's not even about him as shitty as it sounds it's about my pride. I just don't know when. I knew I wasn't going to make it on the 20th, because that was my goal to finish what I'm doing and send it out but I didn't make that goal.

I do think someone else should be paired with him, it's only fair. He came into this expecting a package within a timely manner, he didn't get it, and it's my fault.

Test.

>>32463102
Test.

>>32463111
123!!!

>>32463102
>>32463111
>>32463155
is test the new bump? i dont get the meta

>>32463186
Yeah, it's a meme from the future, you don't get the reference yet.

>>32463294
>>32463186
But you will, as you're the one who started it.

>>32463315
Gee whiz, I was just confirming for myself that they got rid of (You)'s.

Glad they did.

>>32463315
>>32463294
Testing

>>32463332
Checked that epic failure
4chan will be dead very soon. gookmoot is about to sanitize it for maximum profitability. We are about to get hit with completely PC word filters and a new batch of mods are about to be set loose. Think Anita, Zoe and Brianna level moderation. An old friend of mine who has been moderating for almost 7 years told me over Christmas. It was a good run brothers but guns don't even exist in the coming PC world. Gookmoot hates all things military after what happened to his family in WW2..

>>32459727
theres no russian word for faggot?

>>32463661
>>32463332....Checked that epic failure
HAHAHAHAHA faggot
Hiroyuki is just pissing himself about future add revinue.Who could know better how many sheckles this site could bring in but the previous admin of 2chan.

How "sanitized" does it have to get to get some main stream add shackles though in reality?

>>32463661
thatd be bad for business for sure.
see you guys on 2x4 ch

CHRIS FROM THE MEME MAGIC SHOP, I GOT THE PACKAGE. THANK YOU, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.

>>32463833
Not since they outlawed the homosex propaganda machine. Based Putin bans fags and dykes and mentally defective gender dismorphic freaks from spreading their degeneracy. Can I move thee?
>>32464016
>see you guys on 2x4 ch
Fuck that CP library. Anyone headed to that shithole should already be there honestly. Anon there are literally over a hundred chans active on the webright now, no need to jump in a cess pool.
A cataclysm here could be gould be glorious really. I remember when there were hundreds of chans. Might be the best possible thing for the internet when you think about it, right now there are only a couple domains the DoJ needs to sieze to kill the web. I had high hope for voat and wish gab would get its shit together. The more places we have to speak the more we get to say.

>>32464217
im too old to start at another chan. im just going to join ar15.com and shitpost less. maybe try getting outdoors more. whatever

Gonna test cross board and cross thread posting, if this is disabled they are up to something big and likely the isolation of boards that can't easily sanitize. I'm thinking they are going to make some kind of /b/, /pol/, /k/ and porn chan.
Wish me luck cause if these are disables I'm never posting again.
>>32464141
>>>/out/918845

>>32464253
>im too old to start at another chan.
No you're not. Google "overchan" and go explore anon.

>>32464597
Looks like it still works and the world isn't ending.

>>32464820
For now.
>>32464180
post pics

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>>32464016
>>32464009

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>tfw no santa
>tfw no elf gf

>>32458236
inb4 the mail rats shredded the package trying to eat all dat candycorm.

>>32461404
You would be correct, sir!

>>32453493
Glad you like it man! Did you get part 2 yet? I hope UPS didn't notice what I sent...

>>32452960
Gannon i am so sorry... dw I purchased a few things to make up for my lateness, just so ya know the company mailed to me but it was supposed to go to your address. Also I thought gannon was a street sooo that might of fucked things up, don't worry man this shit is for sure getting to ya even if I have to hand deliver it myself!

L.A in Western Australia;

Just updated as Australia, AUMXBT, The shipment has arrived at terminal and will be forwarded.

That either means they're passing the horse dick around or it's finally on the move to your place.

Hope you end up having some fun with what I sent. You didn't give me too much to work on with simply putting "anything /k/ related" as your wishlist. Luckily XL-horse dick in tactical multicam is always /k/ related.

>>32471954
>Just updated as Australia, AUMXBT, The shipment has arrived at terminal and will be forwarded.
Got home and found a missed shipment notification, I'll pick it up after work tomorrow.
Be honest with me, will I be able to show my face in my post office ever again?

>You didn't give me too much to work on with simply putting "anything /k/ related" as your wishlist.
Honestly it's about the surprise most of all, I can afford to buy anything I want, so if I want it, I buy it. So I figured if I had no hint and received an assortment of ANYTHING /k/ related I'd have the most fun.

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Reposting my boon

Thanks again AKanon! The meat was delicious and I tore though Cold Crime.


Also, Matt H. From PA, did you get your packages? I never got to see your post. I wanted to apologise for the somewhat impersonal method of delivery (read: Amazon) but I got sent to Cameroon for work on the 7th and wouldn't be getting back to the 21st.

>>32472058
OPSEC should be very good. It has very subtle packaging. Basicly wrapped in gaffertape. Shape is a standard box. The customs invoice simply states toys/militaria. Unless they x-ray the box they'll never know how close they've been to prime Norwegian horse schlong.

>>32472145
>Unless they x-ray the box they'll never know how close they've been to prime Norwegian horse schlong.
Well, they know.
>tfw when on the customs watch list, but still maintain a high security clearance level, somehow.

>>32472153

Know that feel all too well. Though you should be good. Everything in the package is to the best of my knowledge legal in Australia and /k/ related. I went with a mixed bag of stuff so that even if some of the things doesn't tickle you the right way it doesn't really matter. Looking forward to seeing your reaction.

Hopefully my own socialist customs office lets my own package out of their clutches soon so I get a chance to participate in new years unboxing. Though I'm extremely happy and relieved that my shipment made it all the way.

Norway right?

Worst thing about shipping to Scandinavian countries is the fucking tax.
I'm shipping a gift bag to my friend in Sweden and they wanted 260 SEK for a single bottle of booze.
Shit's fucked.

>>32458203
What's up man, sorry I haven't updated, I got ISP banned for some reason.
I emailed both of your tracking numbers to Sir Travis. It's showing the one from me will be there Saturday, but your foreign package is still "in transit to destination country". The one I shipped is gonna seem kinda light by itself, but I assure you the price range was met. Also don't cut too deep into the box when you open it.

>>32472266
Yeah, booze and tobacco gets taxed like crazy here. That's why our national sport is tax-free shopping across the Swedish border.

>>32472277
kek, a girl I went to uni with is Swiss and she loved telling us about their cross border shopping trips.
She was from Basel and they used to pick either France or Germany depending on the weekly specials.

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>>32452960
got my package today

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>>32473427
2/3

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>>32473435
3/3
many thanks KirbyFox!
didn't expect to get an optic!

>>32470036
You know how I knew?

[spoiler] because I sent to him and he's an awesome fucking guy [/spoiler]

>>32472094
>I got sent to Cameroon for work
What do/did you do there ? How was it ?

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>tfw still no word from my Santa and no inkling of a package

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

>>32460988
Hey Jon!!
Glad you liked it! There's a part two headed your way as well.

>>32473831
having fun giving tickets ?huehue

>>32474016
DUI WOLFPACK means you don't get tickets, you either go to jail for being shitfaced or you're sent on the road with movie tickets.

So how many people are getting presents late?

>>32475420
I am

>>32475420
My target's gift only just arrived yesterday according to tracking.

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>>32473427
>>32473435
>>32473443
Dafür nicht, frohe Weihnachten dir! ;)

Wherever you are, Ryan, you're one magnificent bastard. Thanks to you I can finally complete my MSF loadout. <3 Maybe I'll send over something at some point.

>>32475420
I got mine Tuesday, but I'm going to wait to post photos till the thread on the weekend.

But I did receive it T.T from NE, thanks!

>>32475420
Looks like 6 so far and that would bring the received percentage to around 88% from the numbers previously posted by the Crimson Caravan Merchant.
Now add in the fact that a bunch haven't replied at all and are being patient waiting for the New Years threads to figure out if they are getting a package or not. All in all amazing results for an anonymous websites honor system based secret santa. Says a whole lot about the anons on the board if you think about it.

>>32475860
Types all that out instead of posting
>bout treefiddy

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>>32475688
Those aussies.

>>32474089
tfw no DUIs
tfw YOU NEVER POSTED IN GQ THREAD REE FUCKING DO IT

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Reeeeeeeeee I wanna send way too much shit to a burn victim..

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Tfw worked hard on my gift and he didnt post pictures

>>32478783
He posted them in /hm/

>>32472277
>>32472227
>>32472145
>>32471954
Holy shit, I just opened it, you did incredible man.
I fucking love everything and you only broke like, three import laws.

All the patches are fucking top stuff, the book fits my collection perfectly, the Ushanka is a PERFECT fit for my wife's head (roleplay is gonna get interesting tonight, especially with the Bansai headband), and the Bayonet was literally one of two I am missing for my collection of Bayonets.
I love the Georgian matches and the zippo just tops it all off.

I'm gonna spend the afternoon eating jerky and jerkin it.

Do you want me to post the pictures in this thread or wait for New Years?

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Looks like I've been grinched lads.

>>32480198

Sweet! I had some trouble deciding what to toss in there. Glad it made it there safely and that you liked it.

Post in the new years thread, that'll give you a chance to test some of it out.

>>32452960

Uhh guys the FBI came to my door today asking about /k/ and how I know some guy named Dakota Smith.
They were asking why we're all mailing each other shit

>>32481474
Can confirm, am door

>>32481474
I somewhat doubt that story.

The FBI would already know about all of this before we even started, because we all know there are FBI agents here right now, some doing work and some just shitposting because it's their job.

>>32452960
Still nothing.
I got grinched

>Package was sent to Crimson by mistake
>Still waiting on email to see if he reshipped it
It's going to be a stressful few days.

>>32480961
Maybe if you were a better person Jebusus would have protected you from sinners.
>>32481486
That was good, 11/10. The old stuff is the best stuff.

>>32480961
Could be worse, you could have got a bad, cheap, thoughtless gift and be ineligible for regifting

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>>32452960
>>32453493
>>32470047
Got home from work to find a package waiting for me.
This is my best Christmas yet!
My sincerest thanks, anon. This is the only present I've received this year, and it totally makes up for that.
Remember Rhodesia!

>>32482397
Also, is that fabric on the right a tablecloth or something?

>>32480198

Ushanka for wife, kamikaze headband for /k/ommando... I'm expecting a weird re-enacment of the Soviet invasion of Mandsjuria at the end of WW2.

>>32482397
I'm glad you like it JK! I wasn't sure if UPS was gonna deliver it or not.

But... you only got 4 bottles of beer? I sent 5. I'm guessing someone at UPS opened it up and took one. Fuckers. I'm glad you at least got 4.

BTW, the Sierra Dark Sky is probably the best of those beers.

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Anon wrote that the package has been sent with a delay... So I'm devotedly waiting for it

SS 2016, was the only bright spot of this Christmas
>Father gave me as a gift fucking car covering tarp...

Perhaps the European Union come sooner to grab my "assault weapons"

>>32482711
There was only 4 I could find. And the box was partially open. By that I mean the top was indented enough to bypass the tape, so you could partially reach inside. Currently polishing off the sancha.

Tracking code says that my target has received his package two days, but no word or post so far...

JD, if you are out there, please. I don't even care if you liked it, tell me if you didn't, but I don't want to keep checking these threads every day only to be disappointed.

Please.

>>32483739
Email Creep and ask him to confirm with your target that he got it. Of course, your target may have been one of the faggot grinches that hasn't been responding to any emails from him, so he could probably confirm either way.

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Creep if you see this what time will you start the New Years day unboxing thread? Maybe we can petition for a sticky.

>>32483739
>>32484681
Getting burned sucks but how about those who might have been burned not email Creep a dozen times, would you want to deal with all those valid but repetitive emails? Come on /k/omrades shit like that makes people not want to organize nice things for us He has said over and over that there are anons ready to step up and ship to the targets that get grinched and that is just the best anyone can do. FUCK!

The exchange went great so far and it isn't Creeps fault that some promised to send didn't or maybe couldn't. Patience anons shit happens.

>>32485372
I'm ready to send things to burn victims

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>>32485943
I bet you are bby. I have some wonderful things to add to as many burn victims wish lists I can get my hands on as I didn't join up. We would rather give than receive anyway. I bet once Creep figures out who really did get burned the burn medics are going to make up for all their pain and anguish big league. It'll be YUUUGE.
How about radio Dave sending a no guns that sweet semi about, what a fucking guy. Always liked that faggot. There have been a lot of really over the top gifts this time, many such cases.

I'm thinking about some kind of B Day deal where the B Day /k/omrade gets gag gifts, cheap trinkets and just extra used shit we have laying around. Could be fun.

>>32482857
Don't get your hopes up.
I got sent a box of poop

>>32486175
Yet did didn't post the unboxing of my gift you selfish bastard.

>>32486175
Just hope, that during the way doesn't dry out completely

>>32475420
I am still waiting on mine.

>>32488743
Not trolling but do you live with other people or in an apartment complex? Is there any chance some of these were stolen, I know where I live stuff never gets stolen but for the last month deliveries left outside of houses and in hallways of apartments have been getting pinched.

>>32483326
The way I packaged that, there's no one they simply partly opened it up, and then grabbed it. They full on opened that package and went thru it looking for stuff. And they did a shit job of retaping it, cuz I put a fuck ton of tape on that thing. I'm glad you're enjoying the beer, but they stole the second best beer in that lot. Dammit.

Matti from Finland: I sent your packages today! The last of your gear showed up last night, and I got it off today. There are two packages going to you, each with its own tracking number. Email the merchant, he has both of them.

>>32483739
JD from where?

>>32485372
>Maybe we can petition for a sticky.

We don't have active moderation on /k/, so I don't think that would work, but if you guys want, you're welcome to ask on /qa/ or wherever, if the mods happen to be around. I'll start a thread at Midnight, Eastern time. I work New Years day and don't get out til around 4pm Eastern, so I'll try to monitor the thread on my phone at work, but won't be able to really answer questions or look up info until I get home.

I'm behind again on emails so I'll try to get caught up tomorrow. Also, I finally got around to opening my gifts. I love you guys, I got some truly amazing things, I'll post the pics on New Years.

>>32481614
Good news! I finally opened the dozens of boxes I had and found out which one was meant for you. I'll mail it out Monday, sorry it took so long man, I hadn't had time to go through them all til today.

>>32490095
>I'll start a thread at Midnight, Eastern time
So as the ball drops in NYC. Lets see what we can do.

>>32490095
I thought you had resent it once I mentioned the old tracking? Doesn't matter now I guess.

Kind of stinks I won't get to participate in the New Years unboxing, but it's better than a grinching. Hope it gets here soon, curious as to what was inside.

Hope you had a merry christmas and here's to a great new year.

>>32490095
I have photos of the gift I got saved on my phone, but I'll be at a party during that time. I'll try to upload it before I get drunk and stuff.

Worse comes to worse, I'll just upload it Sunday sometime during the post-hangover phase of the day.

>>32490298
Dah.

>>32490315
I'm really sorry man, I went through all the packages like 3 times and I swear I wasn't able to matchup any of the tracking numbers. I finally opened them all today and found which one was meant for you. I'll put up another thread though a week or two after New Years for the Super Late Gifts and the Burn Relief Gifts, you'll be able to join in then.

>>32490361
That's fine man, I'm only putting up that thread so early because it'll be 9pm my time (I'm 3 hours behind Eastern) so I can have the thread up before I go to bed since I work at 7am Pacific on New Years day.
>trying to coordinate my normie life around /k/ again

>>32490542
Don't sweat it, I'm just glad I know roughly when to expect it so I don't have to worry about the local kids playing tricks with it or someone taking it if it's delivered when I'm at work.
Hope it's got some interesting stuff in it and I'll keep my eyes peeled for that thread.

bampity bamp

test

;*

There will be a new thread at Midnight server time, for the newbs that means when that fugly gayass ball drops in New York city... or in case the goat fuckers pull some shit 12:00 eastern time.
So lets send this to 494. only 89 posts to go.

Where the fuck is Johnson when you need hm?
I know..I'll talk some shot about Flandre and his little crew of freaks will shit post like crazy.

Flandre really prefers 22lr cause he can't handle the recoil from the rifles he always posts.

>>32493037
Im an anon more and more, what ya want?

>>32489338
Irvine.

>Be me
>Get contacted by Customs Commissariat
>Need my personal information to process a shipment.
>Tracking number says it's from Tarnów, Poland
>Added to yet another watch-list for receiving Tactical-Winged-Hussaria-Horse-Schlong
>Muchkurwa.jpg

>>32493083
My two front teeth and maybe a little military syrup

>>32493408
Not a dentist and i hate canada.

>>32493427
canada hates you and dentists so now what

Need to get some serious shitposting going here. This tread space need for an important discussion about how .45 is so much better than 9mm

>>32493821
10mm beats both, now go away.

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>>32493218
>Added to yet another watch-list for receiving Tactical-Winged-Hussaria-Horse-Schlong

>>32493808
Good. Canada can keep em and your qt princess 12/10 brown eye blonde hair fucking bitches.


7 months and still fucking salty

Question
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3?

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Oh for fucks sakes i had this turned around the other way and my kid saw these two's asses

>>32494065
thats pretty gay dude.

>>32494065
Wow, I'm surprised that made it through the mail. Next year I'll definitely make a yes or no category for NSFW box art.
>also don't forget to block out the tracking # next time

>>32494011
checked
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was

>>32494172
You know i cant read

>>32494065
Oh no, those poor children. Whatever shall they do now that they've seen naked man ass.

Oslo bro, Plz post unboxing

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>>32494750
Saw McCain post this on twitter this morning... just like when he posed with al-Baghdadi a few years back.

Fucking idiot.

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>>32494750
John McCain... traorous fuck since way back in the 60"
I wonder if any of those American fighters were killed by the $150,000,000 in small arms and toyota trucks that traitorous fuck procured for ISIS. You all remember this pic of him with one goatfucker already on our most wanted in the mid east list and three others who became leaders in ISIS don't you?

Fanny how we never heard those tapes he made praising his captors at the Hanoi Hilton..wonder how many hundreds of hours of touture the rest of the pilots suffered while s=till refusing to commit such a treasonous act.

I wonder why he wasn't courts martial for violating USMCJ or what ever you faggots call it.


Can you imagine this traitor has severed in congress for years now. What has happened to our nation. I literally weep for our children.

>>32493097
Ok cool. I'm also a JD, but I live north of Irvine.

>>32495113
How far north?

>>32495163
If it's Irvine, CA you're talking about, roughly 240 miles.

>>32495113
I forgot to say that the town my secret santas sent to is spelled somewhat similarly.

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>There will be a new thread at Midnight server time, for the newbs that means when that fugly gayass ball drops in New York city... or in case the goat fuckers pull some shit 12:00 eastern time.
>So lets send this to 404, only 62 posts to bump limit.

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Spamming with Guards shit art

>>32495486
Y he no pokies?

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Any one have those "Rules of gunfighting" Macros??
The first one is "Bring a gun, bring a friend with a gun" and "The only unfair fight is the one you lose"

>>32489281
My bad, I guess. One of my roommates found the missing bottle In our living room.
So far I figure my favorites are as ordered: the blonde, the red, the bitter, the dark, and the pepper.
Nobody liked the pepper.

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>>32495706
Was that shipped from MD?

>>32495706
Fuckin' eh man. Soooo glad you got all of them. Thank God!

No one liked the pepper? You must not have Mexican roommates then. My bad.

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It's true, he's a fucking meme

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>>32496153

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>>32497155
CHecked
Calvin and Hobbes was the fucking best

I'm done.
I got cheese trays to make and finger foods to finger. See you next year fags.

>>32497217
I wonder how many quotes attributed to Churchill are really his cause he said some tuff stuff. To bad he started in on the Nazis, could have a nice little world today.

if you shipped to Alex M in michigan, the package wasn't delivered because of a one digit error, you should have gotten it back yesterday or today

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WAAAA WAAAA I joined a Secret Santa organized on an anonymous image board which is nothing more than an honor system knowing there was a chance that I might get burned but I'm still going to bitch about it to everyone who didn't burn me. WAAA WAAAAAAA.
The trip who ran it is very well known for doing what he says he'll and has met a few hundred of us IRL no less He has said that several anons are willing to make sure the burn victims receive the best wound care possible. Can you act like adults and give CreepFicnder the fucking time to figure out whats what. The burn medics are chomping at the bit to make things right.

****** CreepFinder will start a thread around Midnight eastern time, that's when the ball drops in New York city for us publicly educated. or in case the goat fuckers pull some shit 12:00 eastern time.

The Secret Santa went great. I bet it makes 92% or higher delivery rate and all things considered I never thought it be anywhere near that high.

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>>32498268
Literally who are you even replying to? Most of the people who were posting about getting burned haven't posted in hours, and it was like maybe one or two people total.

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PLEASE HALP

Does anyone have the NuggetFest group photo with just the American flag from MWNF 2015. Really need this anons

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>>32498302
Listen handsome, just because I'm fairly lubricated doesn't mean I was talking at everyone. My point is this.... Creep probably has hundreds of emails to sort out and the more anons resend the same info the more it bogs him down. If someone has sent an email with all the info about who his target was and who he was expecting to get his gift shipped with the tracking numbers from everyone it will get sorted

It sucks balls that some got fucked, welcome to 4cham, The truth is it went fucking great this year and every one will get something, the burn victims migh even get a nicer package from the burn medics from where I'm sitting and I volunteers to cover as many victims as CreepFinder needed help with and the others have as well.

Lets just remain calm, respond to CreepFinders request for info once and wait for further instructions. You know its going to take a few weeks before everyone gets what they singed up for but they will. You have my word on that as well.
CreepFinder ran another boards Secret Santa (I THINK, don't burn me alive if I'm wrong). He is also completely reworking the crimson Caravan store and is busy planing the next NuggetFest.

And he does it for free, just for his brother /k/omrades. Show him the love he deserves.

Well I'm parked in 4chan irc waiting for a mod hopefully. Still pretty early for them to show.

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>>32498371
I better not see this on CNN.

>that file name

>>32498623
To ask for a thread sticky?

>>32498636
>>>32498371 (You)
> I better not see this on CNN.
> >that file name
> >>32498623 (You)
> To ask for a thread sticky?
Yes. Tried to find the mods in IRC, no luck. want to prof read my post for qa? Wil start thread on QA after I have you unboxing thread to link

>>32499097
Nah, I'll leave that to you. I personally wouldn't press it, the issue other boards are having is getting their Secret Santa threads deleted as "off topic" and I'd hate to see that happen here. If /a/, one of the most populated boards on 4chan can't get their Secret Santa threads stickied and has them deleted from time to time, I don't have much hope for /k/.

>>32499209
SO make the call. Should I just let it go . Don;t want the thread deleted after 45 minutes, know what I mean.This is your deal,what you say goes.

By The Way, you did an absolutely amazing job with this Captain...I'm not often impressed anymore in this life but you just keep on doing that.

>>32499298
Hold off til next year. If they were going to allow a thread to get stickied it would likely be before Christmas, not after. Thanks.