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>"You all are hereby banned from taking steroids."

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>"You all are hereby banned from taking steroids."
>"Why?"
>"Because they cause extreme mood swings, depression, numerous endocrine disorders and a host of problems that could cause you to fail on the battlefield at a critical moment due to heightened stress and adrenaline."

>*fruity lisp* "Heeeeey Sarge, can I take drugs that cause extreme mood swings, depression, numerous endocrine disorders and a host of problems that could cause me to fail on the battlefield at a critical moment due to heightened stress and adrenaline, BUT would make me look like a really ugly woman?"
>"Well of course! That's diversity!"
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Only a hard reset can save humanity at this point.
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>>32450221
Ah shit, he's right.

If it makes you feel better, they are rarely in combat. And thanks to it still being part of genetics they will still posses the physical strength to carry their own ruck, should any be in combat. And even more so, it introduces many to a strong attraction to traps that would never foster in any other environment.
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Who knew the social justice lobby would get so powerful and fuck up so much shit
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>>32450221
to be fair, have you seen pics of roid gut?
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>>32450221

But Ricky takes steroids!
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>>32450290
what is that
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>>32450290
>>32450341
oh dude gross
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>>32450290
This. Keep your roids, good thing this shit isn't allowed. It's not like you want your balls to shrink, isn't it ?
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>>32450341
Basically the use of human growth hormone makes all organs grow larger.
So people's Gut will get bigger.
It's nasty shit.

It's often related to Roids but it's mostly HGH.
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I brought this up to a medical cunt during a briefing. How we need to be inclusive and aware of the changing military

>how come we aren't allowed to take specific painkillers and get taken off PRP for it, yet these people can take hormones that literally alter your mind and body and you expect them to carry a gun?
>oh well you see anon they'll actually be perfectly fine and we've done the research and think they'll be okay

FUcking done with the military man
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>>32451481
FREIKORPS NOW!
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>>32451565
impossible with the strong presence of the american military and political/social obstacles involved
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go make transphobic threads somewhere else
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>>32451600
Kek fag
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>>32451584
>impossible with the strong presence of the american military
Exactly. A strong military won't exist for long if good soldier keep leaving and stop joining. If the current path is stuck to, the military will be all admin airforce-tier or worse, and there will be a large population of former soldiers with no loyalty to the internally devastated and dismantled military.

You can't control a population through airpower alone, not that pilots are likely to be happy with the new military either.
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>>32451600
Get a load of this degenerate.
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>>32451612
you got a good point

and FWIW I know a B52 pilot who hates the direction the USAF is going in.
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>>32451617
>>32451608
Being a transexual isn't weird, you guys are just scared of the feminine penis.
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>>32450221
Are you arguing that anabolic steroid use is good?
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>>32452545
I'm surprised someone would take it this way.

They are arguing that if steroids are bad for you on the grounds of
>extreme mood swings, depression, numerous endocrine disorders and a host of problems that could cause you to fail on the battlefield at a critical moment due to heightened stress and adrenaline

then the drugs people becoming transexual are also bad because they do all those listed bad things AND more.

At least roids make you carry heavy things better, which is 90% of the army for many.

But this is an anti transexual drugs thread, not pro-roid.

>mfw I haven't spoonfed this hard since I was explaining joining an archaic game server on /v/
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"Because I'm offended I'm suddenly an expert in hormone replacement"
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>>32450948
Actually, if your balls shrink a bit, your dick looks bigger in proportion.
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>>32452908
Not really an argument, nigga.
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Do transwomen still get front line duty?
Who gives a shit if someone takes a shitton of hormones only to become a REMF or fobbit someplace else?
People drop out all the time, this seems pretty similar.
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>>32452523
Weird [weerd]: fantastic; bizarre.
"a weird getup."

It meets the definition of the word. So yes, no matter how much you want to normalize it, being transsexual is weird.

Furthermore, I do not believe the thread is trans-phobic. It is addressing the use of mind and body altering substances in a combat environment or at the least in a position that may have far reaching repercussions on the defense of the nation.

To label is trans-phobic is labeling the conversation in a light in which it was never intended. Your statement follows the same genre of "You're against illegal immigration therefore you must be against immigration in its entirety." Only Siths and Democrats deal in such absolutes.
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>>32453225
You belong on >>>>>>/pol/
Fucking sexist racist shitheads.
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>>32453240
Do misunderstand me, I'm not prejudiced against trans. I could honestly careless what you decide to do with your body. Mess with its chemistry, modify it, personalize it, hell if you don't like it fell free to terminate it. But if the precedence is there that mind altering substances are banned during the commission of governmental duties then they all should be. Public opinion or cultural evolution have no bearing here. Feel free to be trans in the military, just refrain from mind altering substances.
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>>32451600
Go back to your safe space, this isn't your Tumblr
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>>32453240
and you belong on tumblr with the rest of your kind
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>>32453110
>Who gives a shit if someone takes a shitton of hormones only to become a REMF or fobbit someplace else?
Doesn't matter if they infest a non-critical area or not, by allowing them to fester in the first place we actively create weakness. You think in a war with Russia or Chyna that they'll have the same problem with making their snowflakes feel comfortable enough not to desert?
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>>32453240
>muh /pol/
you belong on >>>/r/eddit
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>>32453413
By that logic, we should be kicking out women and making all boot camps SF-tier.
There's room for plenty of types in a modern military (certainly one as big as ours). I know there's a lot of negative stereotypes (especially enlisted) about women, but if your job is intel analysis, or logistics or some shit then as long as you can pass basic (and women can, believe it or not) does it matter you're not a fucking space marine looking motherfucker?
If the person's reaction to their meds means they can't do their job, that's something for the medics to work on.

Frankly, the steroids for size thing is insane anyway. You get plenty big enough for your duties with PT and diet, and the speed of gains with steroids is not worth the complications. Easy decision, even if it's painful during the actual exercise parts.
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>>32453463
>as long as you can pass basic (and women can, believe it or not) does it matter you're not a fucking space marine looking motherfucker?
Sure, women in the office aren't harmful or distracting at all. Look at the successes of our intelligence agencies in the last 20 years and then tell me that with a straight face.

By your logic, we should be importing 100 million Asians and Africans a year because one of them might find the cure for cancer.
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>>32450258
>Implying we wouldn't end up right back where we are now

People as a whole are too retarded for anything good to last for long.
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>mommy help someone is different

nigger please
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>>32453597
>Look at the successes of our intelligence agencies in the last 20 years and then tell me that with a straight face.
We're literally living in the surveillance age.
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>>32453678
And yet none of them know about islamists before they snackbar, nor about the meth lab in Cletus's basement. On top of that, it took them 10+ years to find bin laden, when he was jacking it to the world's largest porn stash inside the borders of one of our "close allies."

Clearly, women watching cameras in between sending their recommended daily allowance of 75 snapchats (minimum) is an effective intelligence-gathering strategy!
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>>32452925

...Whatever you gotta tell yourself, I guess.
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>>32453240
And you belong on >>>/noose/
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I bet you all are islamphobes too. Seriously

>>>/pol/ is that way
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>>32453724
>And yet none of them know about islamists before they snackbar,

Seems like every other attack it turns out they were already being watched for months or years. The problem isn't that they can't gather information (at least in the case of islamists), its that they aren't actually doing anything with it until they go boom.
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>>32453240
>>32454013
Are you niggers serious?

Get the fuck off my /k/.
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>>32454013
>/pol/ false flagging and thinking it isn't obvious
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>>32453616
>Implying we wouldn't end up right back where we are now
Probably, but it was a hell of an ol' time getting here.
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Out in the spring, bitches. Can fuck with me anymore!

But seriously, there was never a better time to leave the army than now. It's currently throwing itself off a cliff.
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>>32454545
No, you motherfucker, they're trolling.
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>>32453240
Faggot alert
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