I finally decided to take some beginner lessons at a nearby range

>>32448219
Lmao fucking pussy

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Is this before the class?

Stop being a pussy.

After?

Yeah, that happens. get some BBQ and drink a beer.

>>32448219
I was at a range with my former 0311 buddy, and my new wife.

Grandma walks up.

>oh just looking to shoot

Put on my fedora,after me ma'am

Help her sign up

>show her how to set up targets, and shoot her gun somewhat properly.

I teach an old lady to.shoot, we hit up Chipotle and I go balls deep.

God bless America.

>>32448325
I went balls deep in my wife, not grandma-san.

>>32448348
Sure faget

>>32448348
nice of you to clarify.

>>32448219
Calm your chromosomes, once you're there you'll get into the swing of things immediately.

>>32448247
our world is poorer without mr. bullethead

>>32448348
>wife
lol

>>32448348
it reads as if you went balls-deep in the beans at chipotle

>>32448348

fuck you i like my imagination better

>>32448389
Why's that funny?

>>32448219
Having hand trembling or sweaty palms is normal when you're doing something you think of as dangerous for the first few times, whether it's holding something that will kill you/others if you fuck up or walking on the edge of a cliff.

Once you're more comfortable and confident it'll clear right up. Good on you for getting into something you've wanted to do for a long time. Welcome to the hobby friend.

>>32448247
>Yeah, that happens. get some BBQ and drink a beer.
Solid advise

>>32448219
Propranolol or a benzodiazepine.

Or, you can stop being a pussy.

Adrenaline shakes?

Maybe go jogging. Adrenaline spikes give me the shakes too.

>>32448394
I mean, they were pretty sexy beans.

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>>32448348
truly a magical place

>>32448422
having a wife is retarded

>>32452970

I almost hate to say it, but he's right. You'd have to be a paintlicking retard to get married in this current legal climate. You are opening a pandora's box of fuck, the moment you put a ring on it.

>>32453893
>not getting married, having children, and raising them to be good people
It's like you don't even want to make America great again

>>32448219
stop being a fag. Guns won't hurt you as long as you have the right stance and an appropriate hold for whatever caliber you're shooting. Millions of people have shot before you and they're fine so stop being a fucking pussy and enjoy shooting

>>32448219
probably an adrenal response, not unusual.

>>32448348
phew

>>32448219
Smoke a joint. Haha just playing fuck nuts. Drink some water and envision the bullet connecting with the bullseye. Take a few deep breaths. Maybe stretch a little. But most importantly, be careful out there.

>>32454215
I don't think that's the way to go about it.

>>32448219
Depends how much you paid