If I kill myself with a 4 winds shotgun would the liberals still

>>32442994
yes

>>32442994
Who's the sperm berm?

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>>32443004
Her name is helga and she's been getting beared since she was 8. Used goods bro.

>>32442994
Wat is this furry beary?

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>>32442994
>If I kill myself with a 4 winds shotgun would the liberals still count it as a "gun death" on their BS statistics?

It will not only count as a gun death, it will usually even be counted as murder too.

>>32442994
Wo is dat gummy cuddy?

>>32443362
Wo are deyz pussy boobsters?

>>32442994
>shotgun

That is a gun.

>suicide

That strongly suggests death. So, yes.

>>32443362
Wat is dat kitty titty girl??

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>>32443410

Dunno man, just reverse image search.

Wo r meuw
4U

>>32443011
>>32442994
WHERE

Hickock fohteefhive here

>>32443362
Sauce

>>32443004
A brown bear

>>32443720
thought it was a portuguese man

>>32443802
This is probably one of the most /k/ images ever.

>>32443802
Ponyfags get the fuck out, or just gargle with that shot

>>32442994
>>32443362
dem titties doe

>>32443965
>he doesn't know about /k/ and /mlp/ love

>>32445216
Not really... /b/ made a board just for you because they couldn't stand you. And their into traps and gore.

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>>32445250
>traps
>he's on /k/

>>32445216
Stop pretending that everyone on /k/ is a pony faggot. Most autismos like guns because it satisfies their aspbergers. They also like ponies because the show basically spells out for them the social expectations and cultural norms of real life.

>>32445286
Oh, I know you're here. But we keep you contained to a minor annoyance because it's a blue board.

Pony faggots are repressed pedophiles, no?

Burn your pony figurines and your pillow sex toys and KYS
Retards like you shouldn't be allowed to own guns.

>>32445887
The person had a pipe shotgun, clearly he knows something about firearms.

Also, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

>>32442994

if you do it within a mile of a school zone itll be counted as a school shooting

>gun deaths
>implying guns can die

>>32442994
Any vids of semen demon taking bear dick?

>>32446272

t-this

>>32445216
>/k/ and /mlp/ love
What the fuck are you on? That has never existed. If you mean the tiny overlap in userbases than that certainly exists, but that sure as shit ain't love you pony fag.

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>>32446407
be mad little pony

>>32443011
Elaborate immediately please

>>32442994
Not if no one ever finds the body.

>>32442994
How can human men even compete?

>>32442994
Just use an exit bag. Or suck aids dick after getting cold sores. Then volunteer at a TB clinic in South America.

>>32442994
short answer, yes... long answer, yes.

>>32445887
Who turned on the projector?

>>32442994
Just jump off a bridge. Or hang yourself. Or do both. Just don't shoot yourself in any way.

>>32442994

If you kill yourself by choking on a rolled up newspaper the liberals will count it as a gun death.

Ride a motorcycle into a gun free zone sign causing it to decapitate you

Make a pipe bomb and clench it between your teeth instead.

You'll earn the jaw dropper achievement.

>>32442994
They would, but that's hardly the point. Don't kill yourself OP you're a unique voice taking part in the song of the world. Our chorus would be the lesser without you.

>>32442994
Yes.
If you killed just one more person, they'd add it to a "Mass shooting" list and then complain that there's over 500 mass shootings every year.

I wish I was making that up.

>>32443454
BEARED.com

If you choked on buckshot they would still count is as a "gun death"

>>32443857
add a trap in rhodesian camo..

>>32443011
>used goods meme

Yeah, a girl can't have sex with anyone else or she becomes 'tainted' forever. Great mindset to have. No wonder everyone on this website is a lonely weeb, you all actually believe this.

>>32442994
Bro, they count none student gun suicides in a parked car in the school parking lot in the middle of the night as "school shootings".

>>32446947
She's a russian model who took a bunch of photos with a bear

>>32453527
>he hasn't looked at the statistics

Whats the most effective shotgun load to kill myself with? Buckshot?

>>32454398
Slug

>>32454418
Are there any statistics showing the effectiveness of different loads? I found a suicide website claiming a 99% success rate with shotgun to the head suicide. I just want to make sure I'll actually die instead of becoming a vegetable.

>>32454445
Any round but birdshot should do

>>32454498
Thanks anon. A hotter load will be better too right?

>>32454515
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>>32453527

Great, it's the MMA Manga fag from yesterday.

>>32443011
I want to marry her and then force me to watch her getting fucked by a bear.

>>32454527

Because he can't believe it's not butter.

>>32445216
Eat shit you fucking horsefucker.

>>32454538
You know the average bear penis is like 5 feet long, right?
>How do hominids even compete?

>>32454554
Love you too, /k/

>>32454527
Because I don't have any reason to live.

>>32454574
Why?
You still have us

>>32454574
Well boo-fucking-hoo.

I don't have a single reason to live and you don't see me bitching.

Like, really, zero, nothing, nada, I work as a wageslave and I have literally zero hopes and dreams from the future, I just live for the present and I do nothing besides work, videogames, 4chan and cleaning my guns.

Ok, maybe in retrospective killing myself doesn't sound so bad now.

Jesus h Christ, I fucking hate my life.

>>32442994
No, if you kill yourself with it and then throw the pieces in random directions, nobody will be able to figure out what happened to you

>>32454622
>and then throw the pieces in random directions
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>32454640

>>32454563
C-can I see a picture, please?

Slitting your wrists is easier and a lot cleaner. That being said, don't bother listening when /k/ spergs about about ammunition for gun control advocates. It's your life and you owe them nothing. If you're going to kill yourself, do it however you want, not how the ill-socialized miscreants of a Sri Lankan HVAC installation discussion forum tell you to.

Besides, your own death is not the straw that will make the difference between ban and no-ban, since gun control has never been about numbers ever. Fuck them, live (or die) how you want.

>>32442994
A pipe bomb is about the same level of difficulty to make as a four winds. Shouldn't count as a gun.

>>32445216
Nobody likes /mlp/, bro. Get outta here with your fanfiction.

>>32454709
It's (un)surprisingly difficult to find pictures of "bear penises" compared to "bear" penises.

>>32455063
>most crossboarders on /mlp/ are from /k/
Okay

>>32454574
Do you want one?

>>32455160
>implying you have proofs
Kill you're self horsefucker.

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>>32443802
Should have posted the less triggering image.

>>32454445
use a slug

>juche 105
>using a shotgun to kill yourself
>not explosiives

>>32454574
Boo hoo. Normally I tell subhumans like you to go do some kind of risky behavior like go out and live in the woods or kill drug dealers or something, but you should probably die the same way you lived: like a bitch.

So good riddance.

>>32454717
Bad advice. Slitting you wrists is the shittiest option, you should only do this if you want to be an attention whore.

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>>32445216

>>32455341
I thought slitting your wrists was relatively effective as long you can keep them submerged in water?

>>32455341
Well, if you do it right it can be effective. Remember, across for attention, along for death.

>>32454717
>HVAC installation
The what now?

>>32455117
I'm good with that second one too.

>>32455341
But that way is pretty effective.

>>32442994
She totally fuggs the bear

>>32443443
Wow. I've never even considered feeding hallucinogens to alligators. One more thing for the bucket list.

>>32454574
You can make a four winds shotgun. That means you have some degree of mechanical skill. You can read and write, you are articulate in English. Right there are two basic things that many people don't have. If you are depressed, you need to seek professional help. I suffered under depression for two and a half years, and I'm not going to bullshit you and say it all magically gets better, but I don't feel like shit every day now, and if I try, I can see the good parts of life, and maybe even feel happy sometimes. You can too mate. I'm guessing that you're not a senior citizen, meaning there's a lot of life left for you to live. And I know right now that sounds like "a lot of life left to suffer through" but with the right help you can crawl out of the hole you're in, you can do it. I believe in you.