>2017 >still trusting your life to mechanical objects which

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>>32415133

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>>32415133
>not a Chris Reeve sebenza
Nice try scorpion king.

>>32415180
God fucking dammit

>>32415133
Top tier bait mate

>>32415133
>not using a poison tipped scorpion blade to defend yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s

>>32415449
kekd

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Try it faggot.

>>32415133
>Buying chinese shit metal

Good luck not dieing in a ditch

>>32415648
It's poison tipped and uses the ancient and proven scorpion design you fucking retard.

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>>32415133
>Not using an American made commie killer kabar sword
Son, are you an American or not?

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>>32415133
ayo im really happy for you and imma let you finish, but blades are mechanical devices

>>32415675
It's impossiburr. Ancient Chinese secret keeps the user from being stabbred

>>32415133
I'd rather take my chances with a real scorpion

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>>32415688
good choice. i prefer milsurp swords.

>>32415614
There is a weapon only the edgiest may wield...

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>>32416266
>>32415688
I see you have excellent taste in swords too my fellow enlightened one. *tips fedora* too bad it will never hold up to REAL katana thats been folded 1000 times and imbued with powers beyond your wildest dreams. or in this case, your nightmares *teleports behind you cutting you and your sword in half* nothing personal kid

You could just put a knife on the gun. They call it a bayonet. Works pretty well for a short spear kind of thing. Lets you shoot shit too which is a huge plus.

>>32415133
Queer.

>>32415180
What if it were a scorpion blade made of like 20 Sebenzas?

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>>32415133
Jesus christ. I'm adding to 'quotes himself on retarded topics in an effort to sound meaningful' to the strangest signs of autism.

>>32415706
>no moving parts
Not mechanical.

>>32415162
Is that the inside of his skull? So the bullet ricochet out the front?

>>32418947

Or he tilted his head back when he fired it and then slumped forward after he died.

>>32418969
That makes more sense, thanks.

>>32415449
aaaahhahahahahaha

>>32419035
underrated post.

>>32418719
mechanical
>working or produced by machines or machinery
machine
>an apparatus using or applying mechanical power and having several parts, each with a definite function and together performing a particular task

A blade is a simple mechanical device created by a machine or process.

>>32415162
Is he ok?

>>32418018
*It's a hologram.*

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>2017
>still trusting your life to mechanical objects which can break and run out of bullets
>not using sheer body mass to defend yourself

"the mechanical devices devised by man shall crumble and fall, and only the booty shall stand strong. The booty is the combination of the mastery of dank shit, the master twerker, and the mastery of the art of cooking. It is for this reason that when I wield the booty, I become one with it, and I am enlightened by my own out-of-control wobbling"
-your average female marine two minutes before being dishonorably discharged

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>>32419868
*appears behind you*

>>32418947
but i tought only .22 can do that in your skull?

>>32418475
Now you're thinking

>>32419911
*nothing personnel kid*

>>32419911
I love that casual toss after he domes the guy

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>>32415133
>The Hesotsan is a small, monitor species, which the Yilaine have modified it into a long, skinny rifle. " The darts are inserted here. When the Hesotsan receives the impulse it produces a small qunatity of a secretion which explodes into steam, driving the dart out forcibly. When they ere loaded, the darts are harmless to handle. But as it moves through the projection tube the dart brushes against a gland that secretes a poison so strong that a drop to small to see will instantly kill a creature as large as a nenitesk."