Fuckable Tommies Edition
Fat Striped Asses: >>32379436
>>32410339
you disgrace all of britain with this japanese cartoon malarkey
you disgrace their sacrifices
>>32410364
>he doesn't know that WW1 was actually fought over anime
haha wow read a book
>>32410364
>Britbongs
>Sacrificing anything
>Being anything other than the fucking locusts of humanity
Needs more Germans
Any good militarized monstergirl stuff out there?
>>32410339
how cum there arnt any cool tacticool anime's? Like, it either has cool guns and shit, but the soldiers are replaced with CGI rabbits or camels... Or pre-teen school girls with gratuitious shots of their panties...
Jormungand was kinda okay, but it still got pretty fucking stupid. Ghost in the shell was good, but then it also went super philosophical, and the protagonist is portrayed as a woman, which makes it unbelievable(future cyborgs? Sure... but modeling your cyborg off the female body? nu-uh...) Area 88 was nice up until it turned into a soap opera about the commercial aviation companies daughter choosing a suitable husbando.
Are there any good animes that dont turn into creepy or cutesy bullshit? Upotte is all i need with those 2 things, so id like some real animus with strong powerful men using modern equipment, preferably killing soviets or weebs.
>>32412028
Germans are the cutest.
Ak47 or SKS for plinking, going innawoods, and self defense? Is the wasr 10 any good?
>>32412286
AK47, and the WASR-10 is a good beginner's AK. Though, you may want to go here. This is /a/+/k/, not AK rifles
>>32407201
>>32412286
SKS is obviously going to be your cheaper option. But more importantly I feel it's just such a /k/lassic that if you don't have one yet, you need to get one immediately.
>>32412286
>>32412317
But with the price of what a lot of SKSs are going for, it'd be better to save up the extra $100-$200 for a decent AK that can do as much, if not more, than a SKS
>>32412028
Nazi elves okay?
>>32412332
Are the prices on SKSs going up that much? Last time I checked they were still like $200-$300. I guess it depends where you are and where you're getting it.
>>32412347
They're more like ~$400 for a yugo. Shit, I feel lucky that I was able to get my yugo for $330 last year.
>>32412346
Nazi anything is okay!
>>32412366
Well, if the plan is to ultimately get both an AK and a SKS, then it might be prudent to get the SKS now before the goes up even more, and then perhaps an AK later if you expect the price to be stable for some time.
>>32411596
Well, there's no Discord (but I'm thinking of making one for fans to shitpost and complain on), and I don't know how to get to the IRC that we apparently have.
Are you sure you can't just make a separate slack account and use that? Hell, just make a throwaway email and join that way, we are not going to doxx you or anything.
>>32412383
looks like a nazi hellhound or anubis
>>32412346
Don't forget Dicke Bertha
>>32412461
My waifu.
>>32412286
grab a WASR it will last, and there was just a price drop
>>32412409
IRC is useful, efficient, stable, and handy. Why not make an irc channel on rizon?
For now I will think about slack. If you want to email, please send to [email protected]
>>32413418
As I said, we technically have one, but I've never been on it and I don't know the info for it.
But that sounds like an idea. We'll see what we can do.
>>32412483
Too bad that communist witch bitch tore her left hand and eye off. She was a real qt pre-war
>>32415469
I bet she looks good with an eyepatch
>>32415861
She do
>>32415969
nazi elves do things to my special no-no area
>>32415969
What manga?
>taking the train to work
>spot a fresh faced little girl on her way to HS
>realize it's the first day of school
>move closer to her, want to talk to her because you had a hard time in HS and you want to make sure she has a good time
>train hits a bump and you lurch forward, accidently putting your hand on her bum
>she freezes and you try to get up, the train hits another bump and you slip again
>hand flies onto her breasts and you get tossed again
>no wonder there are handholds on the train, this is dangerous
>spaghetti is flying out of your pocket at a rate never before observed by mankind
>you get off her and try to explain yourself, she looks like she's about to cry
>you can't think of what to say, just kind of stand there
>suddenly feel something cold being pressed against your ear
>see this
Now what, /k/?
>>32410406
Guess who now has a bong stepfather
>>32415969
She looks cute with her new face scar too, I hope she survives this mango.
>>32416384
I'm not sure I like the idea of her constantly getting fucked up and becoming more maimed as the manga goes on. It just means she's going to get less cute as time goes on.
She's okay right now, but I'm certainly not a fan of scars. I also hope we get to learn more about her story.
>>32416384
Hope she wipes out the bolshevieks
>>32416750
Link for a translated version?
>>32416096
Kikes aren't allowed on the public transport system.
>>32416752
I just hope she actually manages to score a victory over the protagonists. So far all she's really managed to do is get mauled by a bear and then by two wolves.
It would also be nice to see more of the German folklore-magic.
>>32416384
Fuck almighty, the author really has it out aganst Bertha.
>>32410406
Are you retarded?
>>32416384
odds of her survival seem grim
>>32412430
It's an Anubis. Hellhounds are best monster girl though.
This artist's characters have the most fucking perfect proportions
>Thighs
>Abs
All you really need.
>>32417843
>>32417843
Source on the artist's stuff? Searching "Blackhood" just comes up with... crap.
>>32418190
http://kamezaemon.tumblr.com/
Here ya go, m8
>>32418211
You are a beautiful person.
>>32416384
Sauce?
>>32418739
Kutsuzure Sensen
What's her name? The blonde one.
>>32419518
A good commie.
>>32419544
>tfw you'll never come across a commie qtpi in a cold war-gone-hot scenario
>ywn sink your bayonet into her gut, enough to make her close to dying
>ywn call the medic over to save her, only to have her come home with you as your war bride
>>32410364
>their sacrifices
for what?
ww1 is not like WW2
there was no Nazi, so you can justifie the war as a self defend again act of aggression
>>32412430
Well that's disgusting
the fuck?
>>32419914
but this is the retard containment thread
>>32419914
but this IS the containment thread
>>32412183
Look up The Cockpit, Future War 198X and watch the Kerebros Saga. Also watch Madbull 34
GUARD YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. GET YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT FRIENDS OUT OF HERE
>>32416815
More like the author stops being a communist sympathizing faggots who have them win nearly every single encounter. I swear this author gets on my nerves seeing Vasenka 100% unscathe all the fucking time, it's like she's some fucking Mary Sue of some sort
>>32419986
It's sort of forgivable given it's supposed to be comedy. But it does get annoying after a while.
We brought this upon ourselves
GUAAAAAARDDDDDDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guard, what did we do to deserve this?
Please stop.
WHAT THE FUCK GUARD STOP PLEASE WE JUST WANT OUR THREAD LEFT ALONE
>>32420047
I have no idea either. I doubt the duo of autists that shit up /ak/ threads are originally from /k/ to begin with. Even /mm/ general on /a/ still posts his drawings from time to time without anything.
>>32420059
He doesn't even come to /ak/ because this place sucks
FFS
Shit
>>32420020
>>32420019
>>32419949
>>32419935
>>32419933
>>32419932
>>32419931
>>32419930
>>32419929
>>32419927
This is clearly those two autists being little faggots, Guard wouldnt allow something like this
>>32420091
yeah guard is too nice, he would have told them to stop.
>>32420091
nah my IP display shows like five people.
>>32420091
>implying it's not one autist with a bunch of raspberry pis and Debian images
>>32420099
are we talking about the same guard?
>>32420109
>>32420091
>>32420125
No, it's the other one.
WRYYYYYYY
>>32412461
>>32420241
I know there's a version of this that shows all of her, with none of the panels. But for the life of me I cannot find it right now.
>>32416384
She's a witch FFS. She should know someway to restore her missing hand, eye, and fix that scar. The author is too much of a bully!
So I guess obligatory fountain head post? No one else has done it.
>>32420259
Dicke Bertha, Obersturmführer of the Waifu SS
>>32420268
T91 has a penis.
>>32420259
I want to believe she'll get better.
>>32420285
She's not from thailand.
Who /oldfag/ here? Guns in Patlabor are the best shit.
>>32420241
Ah yes.
>>32420302
Yes it does. I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG WITH CANON ART FAGIT
>>32420302
Only commie raifus have a penis. T91 isn't a commie raifu.
>>32412162
I'd love a licensed shadowrun IP anime or manga. its a fucking crime that one hasnt been done yet. license the ip out to different mangakas like they can not get the full rights, but the right to use the IP in thier own shit.
just follow the already done canon, and they cant go wrong. Renraku Arcology is pure nightmarish body horror like a resident evil/aliens/bioshock, in the future with magic and fantasy races. and how chicago was destroyed is another one.
>>32420308
Me. I wish Motafumi's Kobayashi's works gets an OVA and more animes like Futre War 198X are made.
>>32420333
those were the days
>>32420312
>>32420333
Mad Bull's fucking great. The grenade jockstrap was amazing the first time around.
>>32419626
That's what made it a tragedy
>>32417865
This big booty pic is real, but subtle.
>butt subtle
>>32420333
jesus, that was like a coalition states glitterboy pilots game of Rifts, i played in a while ago. it was great like a lethal weapon buddy comedy set in the CS.
>>32420836
>>32420836
Fake, guard's balls arent that big
>>32420836
WHAT THE FUCKINGFUCK?!
>>32420836
>>32420836
gg
>>32420836
Guard, why the fuck would you do this, wow, i have lost what little respect i had for you. Jesus christ just kill yourself. What happened to you man?
>>32419626
Right.. so in WW1 Belgium, Russia and France were never invaded?
>it's a make /ak/ and /wfg/ hate each other episode
How about fuck off?
>>32420935
bro its literally just those two autists trying to make guard look bad
>>32420914
its probably fake
>>32420941
think so?
>>32420935
i thought they did already? they got divorced and fight for custody of guard's delicate butthole
>>32420947
probably man, theyre probably mad about pk and his dealings
Hey look i can be guard too, its almost like the autism is just trying to make everyone start a flamewar all over again. Can you fucks just stop?
>>32417637
He's right though. Britbongs haven't done a single good thing in this world. Even more, they haven't won a single war without perfidious means.
i dont think... guard is smart enough for this level of trolling
>>32420960
>Britbongs haven't done a single good thing in this world
>>32421005
You proved >>32420960 right, elle a shit
>>32420836
*Clap*
*Clap*
*Clap*
>>32421023
>>32421055
Technician is back in town
>>32420836
Thats quite a retarded gun you have there friend.
And you should get that red mark looked at
they look like they have been crushed
>>32417827
wan is good but moo is better
>>32419686
you know you wanna hellhound too rough you up anon
>>32420836
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32421219
Guard isnt successful enough to be a jew.
We all know what guard really is...
Is this what it looks like when a waffegiest wipes its bum?
>>32420836
WOAH
YOUR BALLS ARE OUT IN THIS!!!
This is a blue board! GODDAMNIT GUARD!
>>32412162
I know of some writefaggotry from the /jp/ threads
>>32412183
Armor Hunter Mellowlink
What got posted?
>>32416013
Witch Vasenka's War
it's good
>>32421324
someone claiming to be guard posted balls pic
>>32421324
Someone trying to shit up /ak/ and /wfg/ by posing as various namefags
>>32421305
this
>>32420365 related
>>32421631
The jews are orchestrating a simultaneous attack
>>32421924
Yes, Anon, everythings' Jews
>>32421324
Guard posted his balls.
>>32421454
Nice try, Guard.
>>32420325
I really couldn't see that going too well honestly, especially with what catastrophe game labs already does with the ip anyways
>>32420361
>>32420312
>>32420275
>>32420259
>>32420241
>>32418739
>>32417772
>>32417557
>>32416752
>>32416750
>>32415969
>>32415861
>>32415469
>>32412483
>>32412461
Gentlemen
I had never thought to look up fanart from this mango, I thought it wouldn't have very much if any.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=dicke_bertha
>>32423245
>The early translator catches the manga
I can't feel anything. Why did I take this damn 6-2 shift?
Anyway, now that we have 2 additional translators on board, I might be able to us to actually pick the series up. I keep reading it, and I want it as badly as you all do.
Work this weekend is basically finishing Ribbon Warrior 12 and 13, then it's just relaxation (and holiday horrors) till we start back up around New Years or so.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Have a safe and enjoyable holiday weekend! Don't do something that would displease Nonna, or else...
>tank couple
>>32416096
>ICYURAEL
Never change nips.
>>32416384
>>32415969
>>32415469
All she needs now is a missing leg, a bullet hole through one ear, and some severe psychological trauma and she'll be perfect waifu material.
>>32421209
No actually that's literally the least appealing thing I've ever seen in my life
>>32424132
Merry Christmas, Lardagus! You have done so much for us here, and I really do appreciate you and the TL team. Here is my attempt at making a festive RPK and M70b1
>>32422865
lmao im not even guard
Any moe poilu(e)?
>>32419599
And die of radiation poisoning together a couple months afterward.
>>32423199
>that game
You awakened some feels I thought I had repressed.
>>32423245
Man, I really want to make Aryan babies with Bertha.
>>32410339
>Fuckable Tommy Edition
That Tommy gets killed 10 seconds of going over the top.
>>32425969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN-1Eh3ksVA
Feeling better?
>>32425804
There.
>>32421345
Thanks, that was a very pleasant read. Any other similar recommendations?
>>32419599
>tfw you sink a bayonet into her chest as she lunges onto you
>she grasps you in and tries to choke you
>she ends up just latching on and thrusting her pelvis
>you're sprayed by a torrent of arterial and vaginal blood as she cums violently from being penetrated by a strong male
>>32426329
FatalPulse plz
>>32426266
You rock, anon. I'm pretty low on /ak/ waifus on my phone, so have a slightly unhinged musketeer in return.
>>32420239
Masaka
>>32410339
>no artillery
>no barbed wire
>only one man(?) in the trench
>it's a fucking 13 year old that lied in his physical
0/10 wouldn't even sacrificed tens of thousands of lives attempting to take
>>32416008
>>32426266
>>32425228
I'll admit I had a chuckle
>>32420275
It means fat Bertha in german...
Balalaika best woman
>>32426377
Dumping some others French / French-inspired.
>>32428474
>>32428486
>>32428494
>>32428505
>>32428518
>>32428532
>>32428542
>>32428558
>>32428567
>>32428576
>>32419966
while guard is an idiot tripfag, he has not done anything in this thread to warrant your asspain
>>32428588
And that's all folks.
Ha ha, thanks. My 60 yo father is a huge weeaboo as well as a former french army senior officer, he'll be very happy to have a Chauchat-toting frenchmaid as a desktop wallpaper for chrismas.
>>32428629
There needs to be more weeb art related to France and all the other powers of that time period.
America and Japan gets too much (but for obvious reasons).
>>32428669
>>32429458
I'd fucking storm her Norm.
>>32428576
Source pls?
>>32428760
>>32428669
We posting boats?
>>32430323
Might as well. I think there's going to be some dump or something tomorrow, so no need to just wait by and be bored I guess.
>>32430388
Cool. In this thread?
>>32420960
>Britbongs haven't done a single good thing in this world
You're right, just ur mum m8
>>32412183
The major in GITS uses that body because its good for undercover work. Its a pretty common body for working girls
>>32428669
>>32428760
This is the worst and most cancerous design, if I was a Frenchman TTK I would be mad as fuck.
Merikuri, /ak/!
Dutchko's new book
>>32433103
Is there a good place to find all of dutchko's stuff?
>>32433485
I would also like to know this.
I like the art, but not a lot of it gets posted online.
Feel free to join, would be nice to have more people here.
https://discord.gg/sxdAt
Friendly reminder:
Stream soon, Brothers. First Saturday of the year, erry year.
>>32432528
Well, it IS a useless seaplane tender after all...
>no Dunkirk yet
A damn shame. At least Saratoga is going to hold us over for a little while.
>>32412028
gross
>>32429730
Don't know, sorry, I saved it from another thread.
>>32420960
>Britbongs haven't done a single good thing in this world.
>successfully bayonet charge and rout an enemy force post-WWII
look it up
>>32428669
>>32428760
>Commandant Teste
Mon négro
>>32434718
Some speculate that Richelieu (or Dunkerque-class battleships, like Dunkerque or Strasbourg) might look like this tho
Played the demo twice. 2B is my waifu now.
>>32436369
Nyotaika!! General Biographies in the World -20 century-
>>32429458 also come from there.
I want to get the /ak/ Christmas gift dump thread ready to go, so if you guys want to get this thread deader than... well, dead, that would be appreciated.
I am putting the finishing touches on the stuff, and will be collaborating with the other typesetter to get you all 2 chapters dumped quickly and efficiently.
So dump stuff or whatever. Whatever gets us to the bump limit, the more the merrier.
>>32437068
wait, we're at like 200 replies, how much is it exactly?
>>32437117
I think it was like 250 or something.
Images were 150, and we are going to need like 70 or so slots for the dump, hence why I called for assistance.
It's either that, or I just make a new thread to the ire of others.
>>32437117
Need to hit 300 posts for bump limit
>>32437068
Thread killing? Thread Killing!
>>32437341
>>32437355
uhh, tanks?
>>32437371
You are welcome.
>>32437462
>>32437428
I want to fluff the fluffy
How good are Tantals in general as a 5.45x39? I know this isn't /akg/ but if anyone has an idea here that'd be cool. This damn picture is making me see them in ways they shouldn't
>>32437471
I do wonder what is up Sako's sleeve in regards to fighting dirty to win in any possible way. Hope she doesn't detonate herself.
I could see her bringing in outside help by calling in favors from all of her informants from across all of the various schools
>>32437476
There seriously needs to be more /ak/-related art from whoever does this.
It's just glorious.
>>32437646
Might be TRG. I'd love to see actual sniper, not just SVD.
>>32437794
Well here is more fluffy
>>32436091
Is that a S35 with a Leclerc-ified turret?
>>32437874
MOAR.
Also, Merry Christmasu /ak/!
That is all of Fluffy I have on hand. Currently on vacation, so the laptop that I brought doesn't have much
>>32437909
Yep, now have a Leclerc with a Richelieu turret.
>>32428360
This one knows the truth.
>>32437536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-k5ZBBd530
>>32438349
Thanks HFK
Alright, I'm finally finished with my part of the dump, but the other guy needs a little more time.
Plus, I have to entertain family for the next few hours, so expect the dump to start around 8-9 Central US time. I'll disregard my previous statement and just start in this thread, continuing in a new thread when needed.
>>32437068
Just make another thread, or even imgur.
>>32438449
Well we have 2hrs to kill. Enjoy family time, Lardagus.
>>32416752
Pfffffft
>>32438704
>Doesn't want bestgirl to win
For what purpose?
>>32438704
what good did she expect of pissing off a bear?
>>32438704
Piss off commie bastard.
>>32438855
>Cute Rhodie elves getting raped by Mugabe's commie bastards.
I don't want this.
>>32412461
Why is she called Big Bertha? She looks smaller than my dick.
>>32439414
Why is she an elf? Who knows anon, if we're lucky we find out later.
>>32439414
Because she's a beautiful elf witch to the Germans. I see no fault with such a name.
>>32439414
>Big Bertha
It's Dick Bertha
>>32439615
Dicke Bertha, which is german for Big Bertha
Is STALKER worth it? It's 60% off on Steam. I've seen it referenced a lot but I don't play a lot of shooters.
>>32439753
Also, which one should I get? Prefarably one with the lowest specs.
>>32439753
>>32439762
It's a great series! Start with vanilla Shadow of Chernobyl, then either mod that, or proceed to the sequels.
>>32439753
Very, it might not be so polished, and the voice acting is lacking for example, but the gunplay is really great and the storyline too.
You should pick at least Shadow of Chernobyl, for a start and it haves more mods too, then Clear Sky just for the story, it's not as open or haves many mods as others, Call of Pripyat is the last one and haves the best gameplay vanilla and even better with mods
Where can I download Upotte? Preferably the manga and animu
Well, would you, /k/?
Strike her primer, of course.
>>32439828
Danke
>taking longer than expected
Well, at least I'm somewhat done. I got a lull in the action long enough to start the dump in a minute or so.
Prepare your angus (and maybe re-read the other 11 chapters quickly to get caught up).
>>32439892
nyaa for the anime, the /ak/ wiki for the manga.
>>32439892
You can also watch it on Crunchyroll IIRC.
>>32439989
>streaming
>>32439982
>Want to write something quick for /wfg/
>taking forever
>Watching LotR with the family
>Incoming image dump
FUG!
>>32440002
It'll be here later via archives or when I put up the final version link. Don't worry about it.
But without further adieu, the great /ak/ Christmas dump shall now begin!
First up, the fabled "lost" chapter of Girls und Panzer: Ribbon Warrior - Chapter 12: Jajka's Battle (2)!
All of you sit back, and click those pictures vigorously! As always, if you see issues, just tell us! It helps us help you help us!
Note: This is not the per-say final version, a few cosmetic errors exist, but will be patched for the final release Monday.
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>>32412383
dindu nigger nazi
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>>32440271
Here's your (you) for the night. Merry Christmas, anon!
>>32440289
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>>32440328
You mean
>*grabs you by the throat*
>"I said fuck off?"
>>32440336
>>32440328
Aren't you Doom Guy from earlier? Because you sound like you really want to rip and tear my insides out in a horribly gory (but highly entertaining) fashion.
>>32440328
Don't you talk to Lard that way shithead
>>32440347
>posting images during a dump
You guiesssss! Stawp it!
>>32440345
Probably, I haven't seen that screenshot in years.
>>32440354
>>32440363
>mfw semi-Polish
Feels good, man.
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>>32440457
Well, looks like that's the limit for both.
I'll start a new thread with the rest of this chapter, and I'll hand it over to tsanon for Ch. 13.
Merry Christmas, again (because it's only 10 PM here)!
>>32440469
Merry Christmas, Lardagus (also 10 here as well).
Gotta say, perfect timing with your section, and this was quite enjoyable.
>>32440469
Continuation here: >>32440500
>>32440490
To you as well, fine writefag.
>>32440469
Thanks!
>>32433485
would also like to know
>>32440949
Look for his twitter, he usually posts new stuff on there (not very frequently, but enough that it keeps it fresh).
But now that I've been searching places, most of the websites that describe him say it's really a her...
What a predicament. And here I was, being sure he was just a trap in girly clothing...
>>32438788
>88
That. She genuinely thought she could beat Glorious Mother Russia. The poor, poor soul.
>>32440196
>not a simple "they all reference battles where a force was encircled against a terrain feature and brocken through" note
Plebs
>>32440289
>Nogami Nogami-ing his source material
Nothing new here.
Original Katyusha's "trademark tactic" was (stated by Miho in episode 8) to lure nemy into a trap and counterattack massively from there, the "just steamroll them" was something they did against "those weaklings" (also said by Katyusha in episode 8). And here's Nogami saying that their original tactic was "just steamroll them" all along.
I enjoy the guy's art like everuone else, but his lack of care with his source material is fanfiction.net tier