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You have 10 seconds to prove why Kusarigama isn't the best

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You have 10 seconds to prove why Kusarigama isn't the best home defense weapon after a firearm.
>ranged attack with the chain and ball
>ranged attack has infinite ammo
>closed range is good for tight quarters combat
>can make the ball wrap around to hit target behind a guard
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>>32399720
Because crossbows exist.
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>>32399726
>10 second reload
You are fucked if you miss. You better hope you have a backup weapon you cuck.
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>>32399752
k
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>>32399720
>ranged attack has infinite ammo
i wanna see how long you can swing that over your head
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>>32399752
>missing
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>>32399766
pump action crossbow
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There's a reason why the sword caught on as a better than this weapon...
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>>32399720
> needs lots of space, not 8 foot ceilings
> requires tons pf training to us effectively
> irl is not The Octagon
> op is not a ninja
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>>32399720
because guns are better and if you get caught without a backup gun you're a cuck

pic related
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>>32399720
Someone just read Vagabond, huh? The recent arc sucks, doesn't it?
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>>32399752
I've bashed a flailing wild boar to death with a crossbow.

Which made me invent the crossbow bayonet.
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>Not crossbows
>Not bows

I'd even take a 40lb primitive Indian bow over a weaponized farming sickle.
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>>32399720
Avail thineself of a halberd, sodomizer
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Because I guarantee no one on /k/ has the necessary thousands of hours of professional training to effectively use an incredibly complex weapon.

Have you trained for 10 years on a daily basis to use this nonsensical ancient martial arts weapon under the supervision of a master? No? Enjoy being butchered by your own throwy slicey thing.

Also pic related I'd you can't get your hands on a firearm for whatever reason.
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Well. it seemed to fuck daredevil up pretty good.

But, that nigga blind....so idk
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>>32399844
Swords are shit. They are a sidearm, despite what Hollywood told you. Polearms and daggers are where it's at.
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>>32399720
>home defense
>tries to swing it to gain momentum to throw it at the burglar
>hits the walls and ceilings
>ricochets back to you
>ded
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>>32399840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4RKoRyTik
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this is why we only talk about guns
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>>32400590
>All the heroes in premodern action movies use swords
>All the heroes in modern action movies use handguns
Sidearms are for heroes.
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The best home defense are robots

Home owner: (pushing button on remote intercom next to bed) Hey Max

Robot: Good morning Paul

Home owner: Good morning Max, hey I just had a remote alarm go off in the garage could you check on that for me please.

Robot: Yes Paul

Home owner: Max? Is everything alright I thought I heard gunfire?

Robot: Yes Paul. Multiple assailants tried entry and were terminated. I notified the authorities and they will be here shortly. Would you like some coffee Paul?

Home owner: That would be great.
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>>32403579
In general, we're as ignorant about those as we are everything else.

>>32399720
Baseball bat doesn't need as much room to be effective and it doesn't have a chain on the ass end for your assailant to choke you with if he gets the upper hand.
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>>32399720
>literally a farming hand sickle with a chain on it

negro please
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>>32400481
>>32400590
Polearms are superior weapons in formation, but you're vulnerable to a rush if you're not trained with them.
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>>32403601
you are forgetting best hero
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>>32400565
You don't throw the slicey part, gaijin. You throw the weight at the end of the chain.
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>>32399720
>ranged attack with the chain and ball
About as dangerous as throwing a pebble. Actually it's worse since the opponent can grab the chain.

>ranged attack has infinite ammo
I sure am scared of infinite amount of pebbles.

>closed range is good for tight quarters combat
It's terrible for tight quarters, you can't do shit without enough room to take a swing.

>can make the ball wrap around to hit target behind a guard
It's still a pebble.

Really Anon, just get a knife and some pebbles. It's going to be both cheaper and more effective.
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>>32400396
Pics or it didnt happen.
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>>32403616
>not having your robobro on all night to patrol your property
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>>32399726
>after a firearm.
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>>32399720

Sickle blade also provides protection against breads and their vile mother corn! Only way to effectively protect your home from empty carbs and their gains stealing ways!
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>>32399720
Thought is was a Zippo at first...
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>>32399720

You'll soak up 7 or 8 rounds while you're twirling that faggy sperglord mall ninja shitstick in a wind- up to strike.
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