you have discovered a star gate that go into different planets,

>>32379395
backpack nukes

High yield nuclear warhead

>>32379395

Just because we have no idea how bulletproof alien armor may be...

>SCAR 17s with AP ammo
>Glock 20s

P90s and alien tasers

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give me macgyver and a SAW, we'll take the whole goddamn planet and all their women.

this is still my favourite scene in the entire show that i've watched.

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PKM

>100 round belt; armor peircing

>100 round belt; hollow point

> 100 round belt; incendiary

>100 round belt, explosive ammo

> 100 round belt, tracer ammo

reliability and firepower, with a wide variation of ammo types to best deal with whatever the aliens are like

>>32379395

Keltec RFBs
M80 EPR ammunition

25 round magazines and one 50 round drum

double the usual grenade loadout (if 2 is normal, they get 4)

> aliens might be wildlife, alien critters might be resilient hunting beasts, you need stopping power for this
> accurate too

suppressive fire wastes ammo

---
thought process went this way:
* P-90s for lots of ammo? No the ammo isnt effective against bears
* 45cal smg with wadcutters then, no I cant think of hardly any 45smgs that are worth a shit
* 308 does damage like a 45 wadcutter, the THV projectiles would be ideal but nobody makes those anymore. M80epr is out now and that should do the job. If it doesnt, more dakka.
* RFB is the best light and manageable 308 I know of. Light means more ammo can be carried.
* 20round mags for 308 sucks, use 25 rounders, have a 50 round drum for oh-shit retreating
* Grenades are fuck-you devices, one time possible save your ass things that you wish you brought, so bringing more is kinda unfair. But it buys enough time to GTFO.

>>32379395
Fuck yeah. I would love to remake Stargate.

Commander - Stephen Lang
Primary: AR-15 with 1-4x optic
Secondary: Glock 1
Story arc: Disappears 15 minutes in and leaves behind alien massacre scenes that serve as background for other characters to comment on, reappears at the climax to heroically die setting off a nuke that allows other characters to escape

Interpreter - Cillian Murphy
Primary: None lol this nigga sux
Secondary: Glock 19
Story arc: Bitches about how other cultures deserve respect at every opportunity, gets butt-probed the first time he tries to talk to an alien

Inexplicable Female team member - Emily Blunt
Primary: P90
Secondary: Another P90
Story arc: serves as a dramatic foil to the interpreter, tells him how conquest is fucking awesome

Token black guy: Kanye West
Primary: M249
Secondary: Taurus Judge with .410 shells (comically misrepresented as a port-a-shotgun, of course)
Story arc: autistic anime-loving black guy, starts off as a prick but gets progressively more likeable until dying out of nowhere in the 2nd act during a quiet moment. wins best actor for "most realistic portrayal of a black guy in the military ever"

Humanoid alien team member: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson digitally manipulated into a feathered reptilian lookin dude
Primary: Another AR-15
Secondary: A motherfucking energy whip because fuck you
Story arc: Fucks shit up, creates comic relief by not understanding every other member of the team wants his dong hard af

President of the United States - Donald Trump in a cameo as himself
Primary: Twitter
Secondary: The mainstream media as unwitting accomplices
Story arc: Makes America Great Again / orders the complete nuclear devastation of the xeno homeworld

>>32379395
>SGC
>Air Force.
>SG Teams Air Force.
No.
Delta/SEALS as scouts. Marines as back up. THEN send in science teams. Have heavy armor/heavy weapon support.
Rifle. SCAR-L/SCAR-H.
Pistol Glock 20 with AP ammo.
M249/M240.
P90's for noncombatants/science kids.
M82 for sniping.
MALP's with dakka/armor for support.
Later.
Power armor. Handheld railguns/plasma rifles. Call these guys Gatecrasher Teams. Think of XCOM MEC's without the retardism.

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>>32380109
KILL YOURSELF.

>>32379395
Dragon dildos, loincloths, and beef jerky.

>>32379395
1x
>M60E6 with 60 round nutsack + 3x 100 round belt (AP, HP, AP, HP, Tracer)
>Glock 20 w/ full retard + 3 mags (AP, HP, etc)
>IFAK

3x
>SCAR 17 with 3 round burst switch + 7 mags (AP, HP, Tracer, etc) (2 with red dots, 1 with DMR sight of choice)
>Glock 20 with full retard + 3 mags (AP, HP, etc.)
>Incendiary Grenades x2
>Frag Grenades X2
>1x 100 round belt for M60E6
>IFAK

1x
MP5/10mm + 7 mags (AP, HP, Tracer)
Glock 20 with full retard + 3 mags (AP, HP, etc.)
>Squad level FAK
>Radio booster that gets through the rift (assuming this is heavy)
>10 lbs of RDX in 1lb bricks

>How do you gear your away team of 5?
I don't care, I'd just be happy to be able to leave Australia without needing a visa.

I'll give myself about fifteen minutes before being shot by one of those stave-like assault weapons.

>>32380182
oh god, how do I greentext

>>32380160
2016 is depleting worldwide salt reserves to the point where I'm thinking 2017 is gonna flirt with a disastrous shortage.

>>32379395
The Stargate has a diameter of 4.6 meters.

That said, I'll be taking a flock of helicopter gunships and heavy mobile armor through with me.

There's no reason we have to do this shit on foot.

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>>32380109

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>>32380109

this is sum a-grade autism son

Carry on

5 Korans

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>>32379395

Is this an SG1 scenario where I can reliably bring my team back? Or is this a Stargate the movie scenario where my team might be stuck on the other side for a while?

Like should small game hunting be on the table?

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>>32379395
You guys ever notice all alien planets look like Canada?

>>32379395
Oh this should be fun.
>primary for everybody
mk48
>secondary for everybody
Glock 19
>transportation for everybody
Maxxpro with mk19 in turret, 2x SMAW-D's with spare ammo, plenty of belted 7.62, and a large-caliber precision rifle (it really doesn't matter what as long as it's over .300wm).

>>32379395
Solo infantry a shit, send the mechinf with a AAVP7.

>>32380724
Why would you bring helicopters when you're not sure how thick or thin the atmosphere may be and why would you bring heavy tracked armor when you're not sure how bad or tight or sinky-muddy-soft the ground may be?

Boots on the ground with airtight fishbowl helmets are your best bet, but perhaps you still need something big. Something big with legs...

>>32382089
If you're suggesting anything other than a tachikoma-type machine >>>/m/ is that way.

>>32382028
I remember thinking that when they left Sgt. Todd on Arcadia 234.

>>32379395
Mk18 Block IIs with 62 gr. standard green tips for the male aliens

Penis enhancers and fertility drugs to help breeding of the female aliens.

>>32379395
Id send a group of pencil pushers and an aging pilot through with p90s and a flashlight

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>>32379395
1-tavor with 2 spare mags and one in the gun, bearing 6 rounds of m855 inna pack of 100 round belts and 5 extra barrels
2-m249 with 100 round belt in the gun with a pack of 3 100 belts with 3 barrels
3-M16A4, with 180 (6 magazines) rounds of m855 in plate carrier and one mag in the gun with m203 and 6 rounds of 40 mm innapack, along with and one grenade in the pipe
4-same as above
5-bennili m4 with 42 rounds of double aught buck and 8 rounds of slug


all are carrying fn five sevens with AP 5.7x28 with one mag in the gun and one in a holster and 100 round belts for the 249 and a spare barrel


errybody gonna support the light machine gun

Squad leader-
HK MP5-10 w/6 mags
Colt Delta Elite w/4 mags

Machine gunner-
FN MAG w/2 belts, one spare barrel, carries a 10x optic that he can attach at will
Colt Delta Elite w/3 mags

Riflemen 3x-
Colt Canada C8 w/6 lancer mags
one of them gets a M79 with 10 nades (7 HE, 2 Smoke, 1 Orange smoke), only has 2 C8 mags
each of them carries a 100 round belt and some spare parts for the FN MAG

If they need to wake up the gong past 800 yards, that's what volley fire's for
everyone uses irons, rest of the weight is used for food/water/radio related equipment

SL gets a smoke and 2 frags, riflemen get 2 frags

>>32379427
>20
>not 40

Your gonna want all the extra barrel you can get.

>>32379395
1xPKM
1xG3SG/1 (for DM)
3xSG-551 mounting ACOG
everyone carries a CZ-75 as a sidearm plus a pair of M72 EC LAWs

food and other supplies for 72 hours

>>32379733
>> 100 round belt, tracer ammo
>a whole belt of tracers
literally why?

>>32379395
>Send 5 Tyrones with tec 9s to culturally enrich the poor aliens

>>32379395
1) Attach high explosives, armour and sentry guns to MALPs being sent through
2a) If not fired upon send the designated SG team, armed with motherfucking p90's and zats
2b) if fired upon, drive MALPS into village, raise hell
3) Diplomacy the shit out of planet, remove hostiles as needed
4) Profit

>>32382942
To melt your own barrel of course.

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>You have no idea if there are hostile aliens on the other side.
In that case, powered armor, knife-beams and peewee nukes.

>>32379401
>>32379412
>Aliens send it back on a timer.

Did you fuckers not watch the movie? They brought in a nuke before they even knew if they'd need it, then the alien captures them and plans to use the nuke to blow up earth.

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>>32380109
lmao good one m8

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>>32379395

More than what the individuals are equipped with, is the roles that these individuals will play.

A common theme shown is you need
>A marksman
>A machine gunner
>3 rifleman (a submachine gunner maybe swapped in for a rifle man)

The thing I don't see much of is skills they need to have. You need at least
>One medic
>One cross terrain survival expert
>One linguistics expert (must be fluent in several languages from different basis)
>One trained in diplomacy
These experts also need to be fully combat trained.

Separate teams to send on their need would be
>Physics
>Chemistry
>Mining
>Archeology
>Botany
>Diplomatic/negotiation
>Medical
>Engineering
>Pure combat/escort
These also don't need to be fully combat trained except my last suggestions here.

I would not force anything more than round and magazine commonality upon the teams since they will most likely come from different countries. I would set it up so the teams pick out their equipment and asseccories so it would be tailored to their strengths (although I would insist on all weapons having backup irons).

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>>32379395
Something pretty much like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1gj93uCC4k

>>32383031
What are suicide switches?

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>>32380109

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>>32379395
What team?

I'll send people through when I've confirmed it's clear of hostiles.

Until then, I do what SG1 did sometimes and use folding wing drones launched on catapults through the gate, combined with wheeled drones and whatever hunter killer helo drones skunkworks can come up with.

>>32379395
If these ayys are sentient, chances are they are technologically vastly superior and even trying to fight them would be a bad idea.

Otherwise, they are most likely basically animals, so I'd go with some .50 BMG rifles and some 10mm SMGs, that should take care of basically any animal.
Also, consider that any kind of living thing such as bacteria, viruses, spores etc. you bring there or back may have unforeseen consequences, so really I'd suggest keeping it at probes until you know more.

>>32384569
>If these ayys are sentient, chances are they are technologically vastly superior and even trying to fight them would be a bad idea.
>Otherwise, they are most likely basically animals
This.

They're either going to be way beyond or way below us. Finding something on roughly our level is extremely unlikely. There's nothing special about our level that suggests that a civilisation would plateau there.

>>32384569
>any kind of living thing such as bacteria, viruses, spores etc. you bring there or back may have unforeseen consequences
Also that.
In reality, SG1 would come down with potentially lethal allergies every episode or two. At the least, they'd be getting hayfever ALL THE TIME because they'd constantly be meeting pollen and stuff that their bodies would react defensively to. And that's just the stuff that isn't outright toxic.

>>32384609
The Expanse series has something about this in the last novel, it talks about people in an alien ecosystem.

>>32384619
>The Expanse
Saw the TV series. Meh. Wasted time.

>>32382089
>Why would you bring helicopters when you're not sure how thick or thin the atmosphere may be
Because it takes literally 30 seconds for a person to walk through with a barometer, read the number and walk back.

The better question is why they didn't use a wired connection for their sensory robbit.

>>32380109
>Donald Trump on the same team with reptilians
DELET THIS

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>>32379401

>2 jeeps
>1 cricket nuke
>7 M4s (2 backup)
>7 ub grenade lauchers
>everybody's secondary is a very short barrel AR pistol
>1 338lm precision rifle
>20 bricks of remote controlled C4

>>32384793
> read the number and walk back.
the gate doesn't work like that, it's a one way street for matter. a drone however can send a signal back so if it has a barometer, you'd know the air pressure instantly. or if it has a camera, you'd be able to receive the footage.

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>Not just killing or vivisecting all the aliums and reverse engineering their spaceships and guns

>>32379985

>Make contact with alien life
>First example of human weaponry they see is a fucking Kel-Tec

They'd glass our planet.

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>>32380109

>>32379395

3 I outfit with:
M27
-AP ammo
-Reliable 100rd Magazines
Glock 21s

I issue one of the 5 with a Magpul PDR, and glock 21

And I issue the last as a SDM with G3/PSG1 and Glock 21

The M27 provides suppressing and accurate fire as needed, and reliable 100rd drums make it sustainable, each one is thus capable of acting as a rifleman or squad gunner. The PDR is used for point in any confined spaces, while maintaining the ability to change mangazines with M27 gunners. The PSG-1/G3 is selected for it's 7.62x51 cartridge, its relatively compact size and accuracy. Unfortunately the PSG is fragile, so it could be put on the chopping block to be replaced with something else.

Well Alot of people want stopping power and Ap as well so why not outfit each team with beowulf Ar-15 uppers so if they need the stopping power its a simple unclip the regular Upper with the 50 caliber uppers.

>>32379395
Plot armor
Candybars for trading
a map over British Columbia

>Send a negotiator with five-seveN and body armor
>Send in a commandor with his preference of a firearm and a .45 AP sidearm
>2 best operators to operate operationally. They will receive suppressed sig p226 and suppressed m4a1s
>Comms/pilot to evacuate them in a pinch
All 5 will be trained for the mission and will be given full details on what to expect. They will have food and water for 2 months and they will be monitored by a satellite relay we sent weeks before the mission starts. Each person will have a cyanide pill in case the mission fails and each person will have 2 frags 2 incendiary grenades as well as flash bangs.

>>32385914
geez the salt

only alternative to RFB is an SA-58 OSW
but if thats the case then its bulky enough all the mags should be 50 round drums


>>32385898
this

The Jaffa staff weapons need to be taken apart and reconstructed in rifle/carbine configuration. If they cant get rid of the stunner on the other end they can just point it upward and have it sticking out over-the-shoulder.

Never said how many shots the staff weapons get or what their ultimate range is, but it seems like even the staves have a pretty long reach if somebody was able to AIM them properly.

> the neon juice naquadah shit that powers it, revealed when Jack took it apart to dial the 8th chevron, probably has enough power to be a nuke and likely powers the weapon long enough that it might as well have infinite ammo

> most of the alien weapons could be really deadly if they had a Scope on them. Worth actually leaving bullet-burners behind for, or at least trading for heavily suppressed 45s or 9x39s.

>>32386254
No there are some problems with this, sounds like a pleb assumption.

Beowulf as well as 458sc and 450bush are all pretty much in the Shotgun Slug class. They're just rifled thats the only difference.

You're getting stopping power for sure, and you're getting meat penetration but you're taking such a massive hit on ammo capacity somebody is going to have to carry a shitload of Loose Ammo to top off all the magazines with.

> Magazines for the high caliber ARs will only hold 3-9 shots.


This is THE reason why we need a necked-out 308 because then a conversion for an AR10 will still get 20 or 25 rounds.

I think with the shoulder width the way it is you could stick a 10mm projectile in it, like a reversed .408 cheytac bullet. We're basically talking about a 50 beowulf now except you get three times the ammo capacity.

I guess someone could do something similar with the 6.5 grendel case but it wont have as much firepower.

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>>32379395
3 guys with HCARs
1 guy with a Benelli M1014
1 guy with a PKM
Everyone gets a Glock 40
Everyone gets the most high powered ammo the gun can take
The guys with HCARs will have grenade launchers mounted
Everyone carries WP grenades as well

>not giving them pack animals or dirt bikes

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>>32386969
Thought that was what the robot was for.

>>32386995
Not enough ground clearance.

If they end up in a jungle or some shit, I want them to be able to carry crap on a mule or do what the Viet Cong did and use a bicycle as a guerrilla wheelbarrow.

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>>32387049
Might as well go full XCOM then. I think these can also repair themselves if you give them enough time.

>>32386956
I was so disappointed to find out that pic related was a girl and not a cute trap

>>32387069
>not 5 SHIVs and a squadsight sniper

But really, my concern is reliability over everything else.

A pack mule or a mountain bike can consistently carry heavy shit over crap terrain.

Mainly, I want this capability because I want my dudes to be able to carry back samples consistently.

Also, I want them carrying Javelins or Kornets, because the ability to kill just about anything, from far away is a good idea.

Also, "A Gun for Dinosaur" dealt with this exact scenario.

http://escapepod.org/2013/05/24/ep397-a-gun-for-dinosaur/

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>>32380109
>Token black guy: Kanye West
honestly this doesnt sound as bad as the later seasons (also those of atlantis (and the other series we dont talk about))

too bad RDA is apparently an idiot in the real world and the rest are misinformed about funs

>>32379395
3 AR-10s
2 Anti-tank rifles with a lot of ammo

>>32384480

The alien was going to send it back while the humans were captured, not killed. You've doomed humanity by delivering our most powerful weapon straight into the hands of the enemy. Well done, kid.

>>32384569
The SG crew fough aliens all the time and the P90 was surprisingly effective.

>all 5 with mosins and as much ammo as they can carry
>camelbaks filled with vodka
>give em all flobert pistols bc why the fuck not
alternatively
>5 northern english chavs
>arm all 5 high capacity assault spoons or kitchen knives if 'ER majesty will allow it
>give each as much white lightning as they want
>also fireworks
what self respecting intelligent species is gonna attack a group of chavs screaming U WOT M8 while fucked on white lighting and E's flailing spoons about

>>32386471
>food and water for 2 months
how will you carry all of that

Fursuiters running brony-mounted Mk19s, and weebs with GRORIOUS NIPPON SHTEEL, FOWDED CHEN SHOUSAND TIMES.
All high as fuck on PCP and Mushrooms.

Second wave brings the sum of human knowledge and philosophy.

>>32387361
If stays with the comms/pilot guy. His main job is to keep there base mobile and make sure the stargate can send them back home. But that's what the negotiator is for so he can communicate with the leader (if they are civilized)

>>32387197
>doesn't sound as bad as the later seasons (also those of atlantis(and the other series we dont talk about))
>those of atlantis
Atlantis was awesome all the way to it's 5th season
adding Jason Momoa and keeping him was one of the greatest thing in the show as opposed to to adding claudia black as some sort of comic relief

>>32390053
I couldn't get through the first ten episodes. It gets better?