Uh, do you guys really look like this? How am I supposed to take your advice seriously.
>gun between legs aimed at head
>>32377154
Nah, me and my boys look like this.
>>32377154
That's me on the far left.
Name is Skeleton, my friends call me Skelly.
That trigger discipline tho
>>32377169
Get on my level
We're all anime girls...
>>32377154
These men invented the atomic bomb. Surely some flabby internet fucks can figure out bang tubes.
>>32377283
>Green Tabasco
Dropped.
>>32377283
Which one are you?
>>32377313
they're in a chipotle, hence all the different tobascos. Also, Jalapeno tobacco is the only thing that can make chipotle's garbage edible
>>32377283
>Low ready/borderline brandishing in a restaurant
If I was eating there I'd turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of that bitch before one of these autists NDs
>>32377154
Yes they do, and they look quite handsome and smart compared to the average american, if you ask me.
From left to right;
McBones, close combat specialist. You never hear him coming, not even himself. He'll kill you with his bare hands.
El Rambõ, the berserker. With a belt of 75 round drum mags, he's the first in through the door, usually with a primed grenade kept secured with nothing but his teeth for maximum carnage if he goes down.
The Mountain that Drives, the unwavering. Specialized in shooting from his car's window, he can reliably hit center mass at 80mph in crosswinds. Never runs out of supplies as his back seats were replaced by an industrial fridge.
The Newbie, the new guy. Don't be fooled, he might be new to /k/, but that means he gets all the dangerous jobs. With entrenching tool or plastic explosives, he'll get the job done.
Poet, the warrior with a brain. His faith in atheism and Karl Marx is only matched by his skill with a Mosin. Owning a rifle that took part in claiming Berlin, and that was when it was last cleaned, he can punch a hole through any capitalist.
The Hackerman, IT specialist. Cyberwarrior, poet and amateur novelist. Cracking NSA watchlists, rigging elections and siphoning off Russian stocks, Hackerman can break nations with his Dell.
Texas, the lone ranger. Patrolling Texas' borders with nothing more than a duster, assault pack and a sixshooter, Texas is the watchful eye in the dark against any and all immigrants. Specializes in manhunting Mexicans.
We're either poorfag slavs, GQ'd to fuck or QT anime girls.
Pick your poison.
>>32377344
Thanks for explaining. I'm an adult. I still don't care.
>>32377154
Still can't get over the dude on the far right, how do you even achieve that kind of figure
That's opchan. It really is.
>>32377154
but that's 8ch.... the autist central hub.
>>32377388
High estrogen levels gave him bitch hips.
>>32377395
>>32377410
oh shit he's right my bad, it is opchan. Fuck those guys are weird.
>>32377385
That's a trap isn't it
>>32377332
me on left
>>32377309
but those guys look cool
>>32377372
It was a good attempt, anon. Here's your (you)