What is the greatest melee weapon ever devised, and why

a thread died so you can post this. Sage.

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>>32355097
rude.

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

>>32353958
that's not how you spell "K-BAR"

>>32359461
>that's not how you spell "K-BAR"
That's not how you spell "Fairbairn-Sykes"

>literal hunk of metal is supposed to be the best melee weapon ever
reminder of why this is trash:

>try to stab someone
>drop bat'leth because it weighs 40 pounds

>try to slash someone
>weight carries it behind your back
>drop it
>get shot

remind me why it's good again?

>>32359461
That's not how you spell "KA-BAR"

>>32353958
That's not how you spell "gladius", which is used in conjunction with a shield.

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>>32353958

>>32359828
That's not how you spell Buck 120