Senior year of college, going to Navy OCS can any fellow /k/ommandos

>>32330684
its easy as fuck
just follow orders and don't be a dumbass or blue falcon.
learn to talk in the third person.

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>go to MEPS equivalent of my country
>batchmates lie about me to officers
>get into deep shit

all downhill ever since

>>32331921
>deep shit
tell story

>>32331936
>jackass who annoyed everyone turns his attention to me
>called me out for being some rich kid bc of my shoes
>am not, everyone else just believed he was right
>next day
>notice that some of these people in my batch was pissed at me
>remember that some of these people went to the same uni as I did
>some batchmates bust my balls
>it goes on, getting sick of it
>snap
>whole unit confounded
>a former classmate of mine started spewing lies about me
>next day
>on the way to the other parts of the full body exam
>officer asks about where I live
>mind was hazy, just spouted birth city instead of where I currently live
>the same bastard from the first day calls me out for being a liar in private
>mfw he lied first about me and got away with it
>mfw I have to deal with the unit passive aggressively pissed off at me
>it's ogre
>any chance to get in is futile if these are the dindus I'll have to work with
>do poorly in physical
>pretend to come out as a homo to lower my chances of making it in

>>32332018
You should kill that fucker some day.

>>32332036
I'm fucking pissed about it all, I had to throw away any chances of making it in to the military just because that bastard had a bad opinion of me and the higher ups thought that what the whole unit passed around was all true.

>>32332018
You sound like a fucking idiot.

>>32332074
If I was the idiot then what would you think of the others who believed the lies?

>>32332074
He is an idiot. He prolly just got teased and sperged like a moron instead of joining in on the fun.

Now sit back and watch an aspielanch of support for his sob story.

>>32332114
It's all fun and games until you get the short end of the stick

>>32332085
Your fellow idiots.
You're all a bunch of fuck wits stuck in high school group think. Congrats.

>>32332147
well said

>>32332129
Look on the bright side. You could've gotten a dick instead of a stick.