You're at a local yocal estate sale and you see pic related

>>32328506
im not queer for knives so this is an easy choice.

>>32328506
>wanting to buy a useless cuck knife
>cucking yourself

Only an autist from surplus fashion general would agree to this.

>>32328506
tell the lady in front of me checking out that i'll give her $30 for that knife.

>>32328506
wink at the camera as it takes

Buy knife. Hold it to obongos throat like an edgelord for the photo


I played by their rules, no excuses

>>32328506
>money has already exchanged hands
>just walk away

>>32328532
>not wanting an original piece of history

You're the cucked one

Take the picture holding the knife in my teeth or something stupid like that.

>>32328532
>cuck knife
>fairbairns and sykes
>used to kill nazi's by WWII operators

My nyugga

I give the cutout bunny ears

I saw one wrapped in tape at a flea market. Part of the crossguard was broken

>>32328639
how much did you pay for it?

Wrap my t-shirt around my face, cut the head off the cutout, and lay the rest on the ground, Jihadi John style

Make that a C&R pistol or rifle and I'll dry hump cardboard obama and tongue lick his face and let them film it.

>>32328518
>>32328532
A 3rd-pattern Fairbairn-Sykes knife is worth at least $300, possibly quite a bit more. But you enjoy your superiority complex.

>>32328878
I'm guessing an authentic FBSykes is worth a minimum of $1000-$2000

>>32328878
Yes it's a fact that surplusshits are inferior.

>>32328573
>muh history
Reminder that /k/ is abotu usage and application, not useless fashion statements.

>>32328624
>used to kill nazi's by WWII operators
>used to cement jewish control over free nations and destroy their sovereignty

FTFY

>>32328956
>Reminder that /k/ is abotu usage and application
where's it say that on the tin? I must've missed it

>>32328997
What makes a weapon a weapon is application.

/k/ Weapons is the name of the board itself. Surplusshits and other /fa/ggot degenerates have no place here.

>>32329010
Ah, I see, that rule is inscribed on your left ass cheek, got it.

>>32328506
Is that one of those really old school commando knives?

>>32329077
Ayuh

https://youtu.be/uDGHKyB3T_U

>>32329010
>What makes a weapon a weapon is application.

which is why the battleship and jet aircraft threads are only discussions by those who own an Iowa or a Mig-21, right? And the Queen Elizabeth carrier threads are all people who own one of them, too?

Clearly, you couldnt possibly discuss anything that's not in active use right now, because you'r a tier 1 operator operating in a highspeed low drag combar readiness at all times, right?

Jesus, has anyone told you you're a colossal wanker?

I stab cut out with knife leave it sticking in it and walk out calmly giving them the 1 finger Sault

>>32329496
Jesus, has anyone told you that you're a nogunz cuckold?

It's tea time, don't forget to thank your J_wish overlords for the opportunity to bend over for Ahmed's cock.

>>32328506
>they tell me this stupid bullshit
>say "yeah sure"
>buy knife
>moneyhaschangedhands.zip
>walk away

Seriously, fuck them.

>>32330959
back to /pol/

>>32329115

>that story of this guy breaking that faggot's arm for using wrong knife technique
>broken arm faggot gets kicked out for having no faith in their training methods

Sweet justice.

>>32328506
Take the fucking photo. I'm not Obama's biggest fan, but that deal is too good to pass up.

>>32328878
my dignity is worth more than 300 smackaroonis

>>32328570
This. Who's gonna mess with you, you're holding a knife.

>>32333586
Its more of a dagger than a knife

>>32329010
>surplus weapons have no place being discussed on /k/!
Kid, you need to go back to lurking for a while.

>>32332900
How is a picture with Obama an affront to your dignity?

>>32334016
He doesn't want his drumpflord stormweenie friends to see him

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>>32328956

>>32328506

I would 100% agree.

I would get a facebook and twitter and post that shit everywhere.

I would do everything in my power to be known as the "Obama cut out guy"

They would never see me coming when the day arrives.

Take the photo no question
I don't really like pictures or any form of publicity, but despite some political disagreements, Obama's a pretty cool guy and that's a hell of a deal. What's with all these edgelords ITT?

>>32330959
just die.
seriously, fuck you & your kind.
the worst thing I could wish for you is to be you.

>>32334670
>expands police state bullshit
>tries some gun grabbing shit (most not working)
>DEA is doing more drugbusts than ever under Obama
>droning innocent people
>signed the Patriot Act again despite stating he would fight it during his election
Dude's a fucking cocoa flavored Nixon.

>>32335315
Develop your hypothesis

>>32328506
They have one of these at the local pawn and gun for 210. Should I get it?

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>>32336784
He's violating rights all over the place and if there was any justice he would be tried and put in prison, just for the drone bombings and PRISM alone.

>>32336798
Yes

>>32336889
Why doesn't the media report it?

>>32336889
PRISM is some bullshit, but drone strikes are hilarious.

>I want to become a martyr
>lolokay
>they get what they want, and we get what we want

nothing wrong with that

>>32337104
>nothing wrong with that
Except its unconstitutional. There was no declaration of war. Further, there are many examples of US citizens being hit in drone strikes. And I don't mean by accident. Anwar al-Awlaki was a US citizen and Obama bombed him without a trial.

>>32333851
>more of a dagger than a knife
So you're such an asspie that you think you can nitpick between knives and daggers, yet dumb enough to not realize that daggers are a subset of knives.

You need to work on at least one of those.

>>32337103
The media mostly tells you what the establishment wants you to hear.

For that matter, PRISM made quite a lot of headlines if you paid any kind of attention, and NDAA was pretty fucking controversial too.

>>32337104
You know actually innocent people were knowingly murdered with drones, right?

>>32328506
Unzip, and stick my dick in a cardboard cutout's mouth.

>>32337103
It does though

Do it. I like Obama.

>>32338686
Aren't you bothered by how he violates your constitutional rights?

>>32339029
I don't mind for the years of oppression his people suffered at the hands of mine.

I voted for him so I'd do it.

Ok guys plz don't call me a faggot

I mean: I'd do it and stab (the cardboard cutout version, not the real one fbi) right in the peeeenISS!

>>32339392
Lel, this is the epitome of cuck.

>>32328506
>take a picture with a life size cut out of the best gun salesman of the last 25 years
i'm not seeing a downside here

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>>32339392
Chum (unless you're British)