hello /k/ these creepy ayys are fucking coming down to our planet

Atop spreading stupid rumors OP. Our extraterrestrial friends have only good intentions and you shouldn't worry about them.

'good intentions'? Senpai, iv already been probed by three today

>>32326650

They were checking that you were healthy, my friend. They want the best for you :)

are they checking to see if my asshole is clean for anal?

>>32326674

Yes, they know you are a fag so they want to make sure you're safe, my friend :)

>>32326570
Tokarev

Threaten random people in the street with the cheapest gun at the pawn shop.
You gotta stick it in their face and tell them to reveal their true form. If they hesitate to say that they're not an alien or pretend like they don't know what you're talking about, blow that extraterrestrial motherfuckers head off

>>32326620

post selfie with timestamp NOW

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>>32326570
Put on the glasses!

>>32326748
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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>>32326570

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they are on

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>>32326650
Tell them if they want your DNA, they only have to ask.

guy please no, iv already tugged 7 times today

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>>32326790

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>>32326790
>Would risk getting space aids from

>>32326570
Glock is the only weapon that can take out ayy lmao

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cheeky anons, would bang?

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>>32326795
>7
Fucking lightweight

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>>32326620
>>32326660
>>32326688
>>32326790
>>32326801
Confirmed ayypologist.

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iv seen enough for today....

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>>32326790

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>>32326854
I haven't seen enough

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>>32326831
> And now for something completely different

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COME GET SOME YOU ALIEN BASTARDS!

>ayy comes to farmers house
> farmer pulls out shotgun
>shoots ayy
>ayy probs farmer
> takes him up to his peasant spaceship
>*click noice

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>>32326570
why do we have ayy threads at least once a week? It's funny once in a while but it's getting a bit much

>>32326801
that book cover scared the shit out of me when I was a wee lad

>>32326861
>tfw I have fresh edits for /xcg/ but /xcg/ isn't the same anymore
wew

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>>32326874
My child, you are but a lamb.

Watch closely.

>>32326926
Fuck, I'd give up at that point as well. Goddamn.

/thread

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>>32326926
>>32326831

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V97TBQwWlUI good meem

>>32326981
hey it's your boy Ass Boy here

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>>32326981
We're hitting never before seen levels of autism here.

hey its ye boi 'skinny penis' or as I leik to say it, 'big-dic Joe'

>>32326921
post ur best xcoms

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>>32326955
That's what they want you to do, anon.

That's how they get the Pseudo peen in ya.

wait, how do we know u are not an ayy, anon?

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>>32326620
>>32326650
>>32326660
>>32326688
Fuck off Space Niggers
were full.

>>32326850
Didn't have that in gif format, thanks.

>>32327149
can we crash on the moon?

>>32327192
No our solar system our manifest destiny.
Xenos get out REEEEEEEEEE

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>>32327163
I got you, fambaram

>roleplaying thread
Why do you kids waste time talking about things that don't exist?

>>32327283
We got one boys

if I had a gf, she would be an ayy

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>>32327283

>>32327292
>>32327313
I will never understand your people

good kebab meem, seen 8bit version?

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>>32327347
See: >>32327149

These filthy fucking xenos, I swear.

>>32327207
>No our solar system our manifest destiny.
Our galaxy our manifest destiny, you mean.

>>32326674
Define "clean".

>>32326570

Tell the space niggers that we're full, they can go.take over the moon if they want.

>>32326831
Did that fucking hyena just anally prolapsed his elephant dinner?

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>>32327192
No, it's ours. Fuck off.

>>32327453
DAS RACIS EARTHLING

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>>32326861

If aliens from another star system visited us, they would have no reason to hide any ill intent towards us if they had any. Because we wouldn't be able to do anything to stop them from destroying/enslaving us.

If they say they come in peace, there's very little reason to suspect otherwise. And even if they were lying to fuck with us, it wouldn't matter.

>>32327546
Fuck off alienposter.

neptune

>>32327441
They don't want to encounter any Klingons while exploring Uranus.

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>>32326926
>Straight for the nuts

>>32327558
You think your puny guns will do anything to an alien race that can navigate between star systems if they mean us harm? You think even our nuclear weapons are going to be able to do anything?

>>32327615
We shall go full vietcong on their ass.

>>32327661

The US's strategy for dealing with a hostile invasion is that. To be as annoying as possible for as long as possible in the hopes they'll eventually just leave.

>>32327706
huh. who knew im a military strategist.

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>>32327374
>>32327313
WE ORKS 'RE PEECEBOYZ HUMIE! Terra YES!

>>32327969
like not even joking Orks are legitimately the Niggers of space. Only okay Xenos are eldar. and thats heresy.

Germs and water.

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>>32327030
here's my finest high-quality edit

>get rid of ayys
for what purpose?
they're probably dtf. having some hybrid kids wouldnt be so bad technically they're not human so you can use them however you want. that and you might get some rad technology to conquer planets with your alien spawn army

>>32326570
>best way
Equip everybody with bolt actions and squadsight.
Also, does anybody have that stargate comic comparing early stargate to late stargate?
The one with shepard firing the p90 one handed shirtless?

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>>32327615
>Implying