>hickok45 is SIX FOOT EIGHT (6'8) hell what do they

he looks so proportioned in his videos

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i feel like a mere mortal

>>32325567
thats why hes the only one who can shoot a s&w 500 without looking like a faggot

>>32325567
thats a shoop right?

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>>32325567
>Hickok will never be your giant Grandpa

>>32325619
It's not, Hickok and John are fuckhuge

>>32325632
jesus christ

>>32325607
I was impressed he could shoot these guns easily despite being in old age, but this makes more sense. He's huge.

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lmao

6ft people are like manlets to him

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>>32325582
That's because his table was built to his height, and John is holding the Camera.

You'll notice how every gun he holds is so damn tiny in comparison

>>32325567
What size jeans does this man wear? Fuck

He is most definitely a big guy

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Does Hickok have any gigantism or problems?

He seems quite fit even in old age, he must just have god tier genes.

>>32325700
No he's just part nephalim

>>32325695
For all of us

kek, I never realized this from his videos

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Fuckin manlets, when will they ever learn

I flag all his videos. I hope they pull his channel.

He's a giant dick.

>>32325761
t. manlet

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>>32325681
>6'8
>trouser legs are still too long for him

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>>32325915
fucking .22 plinkster is a giant too

>people seriously care about height

The way some will feel a sense of superiority over others really amazes me. Polite sage for not weapons though.

>>32325984
>t.manlet

when will they learn?

>>32325984
its measured superiority, not felt.

>>32325948
6'6

>>32325605
holy shit that kid must be 5'10"

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>>32325984
>all that manlet rage.

>>32325915
jesus the iv8888 manlets look absolutely pathetic standing next to them

I can see why he carries. His body looks crippling. Just cause he's huge doesn't mean he's a force to be reckoned with. Just looking at him I feel bad. Most of you probably don't understand the amount of body shots a guy like him would be open to. No I'm not talking guns.

>>32325567
I'm 6'7" and I don't appear that tall next to normals

>>32325700
I hope not, I'm 6'7 and I'm afraid I'll die of a heart attack in my 60s or something

>>32325700

He'd legitimately be dead already.

>>32325915
who's the guy standing between Plinkster and Hickok?

>>32326223
you may not feel that way but your height strikes fear deep into their hearts

>>32326223
Nigga, you're a few inches shorter than the Undertaker.

>>32325567
Niggers

>>32325567
Damn. You normally don't see old tall people.

>>32325761
>fucking manlets are this assblasted

t. >6ft masterrace

>>32325915
WTF happened to the Oak Ridge Boys?

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>>32325567
>>32325605
>>32325700
>>32325915
Who is that bearded guy with long hair? Is it Hickok's son? He looks like a chubby Ian.

>>32326546
Yeah, it's his son John.
He does all of the camera work on the main channel and has his own channel called hickok45andson.

All of the people who worked at this indoor range I went to were giants.

Like, I'm talking almost 7'. Even my 6"1' brother felt small.

There was this Vietnamese chick behind the counter that must have been at least 6"4'.

I wonder if they hire tall people on purpose to indimidate anyone who might try to do anything fucking stupid.

>>32325948
doggo NO!

John just became way fucking cooler to me by wearing the bill hicks shirt.

>>32326563
I've got bad news for you buddy, that chick wasn't born a chick.

>>32326225

My Gramps was 6'6 and lived into his 80s. Just eat healthy and stay active. Modern medicine will help with the rest.

>>32326223
Try being 6'9.75/10

Who else /ent/ here?

>>32325607

Height doesn't have shit to do with it. If any thing, seeing as his arms are longer, his body is gonna deal with recoil much harder over his manlet counter part.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOzyqiT1FFA miculek does a better job. He is no where close to Hickok height too.

Clearly you're a retard who doesn't know shit.

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>>32325605
>>32326546

>>32325567
He's a big guy

>>32327404
10/10

>>32325567
His son is like those giants from Skyrim. I bet he likes to beat the shit out of cows using giant wooden clubs during his free time.

>>32327404
kek gr8 m8

>>32325605

Where's the Brazzers logo?

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>>32327450

>>32325567
I'm 6'5"

>>32327404
Top fucking lel

I'm 6'10" that means a 38" inseam on pants. There aren't that many manufacturers out there that make pants this long. You are pretty much stuck wearing wranglers. Or expensive custom order jeans.

>>32325915
Look at that little douchebag on the left.

>>32327800
Proportional? I think I have a fairly evenly proportioned body. I have to buy long length shirts and have size 16 feet. I've never found pants longer than 38" inseam in a store. Maybe you're the one who's disproportioned.

>>32327865
Yes. I deleted because I was being stupid. The difference between our inseams is roughly half the difference between our heights, which makes sense. 38" just didn't sound that crazy to me. Maybe the stores here are different.

>>32325567
we live off moonshine, beef, corn, and freedom

source:he lives down the road from me

>>32327942
Those must be some seriously dense poops.

r the copypasta of the parking lot shoot out with Jerry Miculek and others and Hickok steps out and chuckles "let's see if we can hit something today"

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>>32327654
Underrated kek

>>32327768
6'10 and only a 38 inseam?

Also, look into big & tall stores.

met him at a gunshow in TN few weeks back, im 6'3 and i had to look up at him a little

>>32327404
kek'ed

>>32326184
>IV8888 are pathetic

>>32325700
Nah hes just tall. He had his gall bladder removed some months back but i think he hikes around the compound very regularly and seems in pretty good shape.

>>32328022
Their channel is pathetic; I'm not going to voluntarily waste my time watching an infomercial. I liked their old videos about gunsmithing. No point in watching at all now.

>>32325640

There's a reason why Hickok plays with a basketball so much

>>32325915

Is that guy on the far left wearing lifts??

Everyone but him and the other guy on the left are in tennis shoes or flat sole boots and that dude has a good 2+ inches of heel on his boots lol

>>32327662

Kek

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>>32327427
4u

>>32326529
Tennessee magic

daily reminder that Hickock45 will die in your lifetime


>and his son is a beta cuck hippie faggot

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>>32326546
they call him "little john" which im sure as a child was a hilarious nickname. well who is laughing now?

I wish I had his genetics :-(

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>>32325567
>Hickok45 is 1 ft taller than me
>1 FUCKING FT

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>>32328311
>being a manlet

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>>32328329
Is 5'8 REALLY that small?..

>>32328350
If you're a woman then no, it's pretty average.

If you're a man, you should consider becoming a trap.

>>32328350
It's okay. I'll put you on my shoulders so you can feel adequate.

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>>32327404
noice

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>>32328350
Without a doubt.
But it's ok, if you put on a dress you'll be on the upper end for a woman.

I'll also stick it in your pooper I-if you want.

>>32328350
No it's just /fit/ memes immigrating.

>>32325567
>4" taller than me

Get rekt manlets

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>>32328425
>immigrating.
/k/ /fit/ and /o/ share a lot of posters. These memes have been here for ages.

Coincidentally, they're the three most closeted homo boards.

>>32328350
Yes. That's fucking pathetic.


If you aren't atleast 6"1 you need to kill yourself to protect the gene pool.

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>>32327970
Can't find it but you can have this instead.

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>>32328350
It's ok if you're a girl.

>>32328490
>Coincidentally, they're the three most closeted homo boards.
Only because the rest of this place is open about it

>>32328350
are you a twink

>>32328516
i love me some lovely complex. shoujo haters be damned

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>>32328490
>closeted

>>32328541
Traps are the epitome of closeted.

>>32328386
pls, I want some /k/ traps

>>32328490
Can confirm I frequent these boards

>>32325567
I'm 6ft 5 and I don't look that much taller than most people.

He seems taller than 6ft 8.
Or those people are like 5ft 5

>>32328565
Liking traps isn't gay. Everyone knows that.

>>32328658
I'm 6'3" and I tower above most of the people I work around. I'm usually about double their height.

>>32325915
How can mere mortals even compete?

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>>32328350
Russia is full of midgets ?

>>32328386
>>32328411
>you should consider becoming a trap
But I want to fuck traps. I'm not some sub, and I'm straight, and straight traps are heresy.
>>32328396
Don't bully me
>>32328528
No. Only if I shave my face and stop scowling all the time. And I have trained myself to natural scowl so I don't look cute.

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>>32325948
R A R E
D O G G O

tfw I'm 6'9''
tfw I don't really realise how tall I look around short people cuz I dont see myself in photos except family and they're all like 6' too

Past two girls I've been with have been 5'2'' and 5'4''.. no wonder my dad used to say it looked illegal.

>>32327404
fucking 10 out of fucking 10

>>32328730
>I want to fuck traps
> I'm straight

...

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>>32328730
>I'm not some sub, and I'm straight,
You won't be after a night with my nugget bolt.

>>32328732
What is it about chihuahuas that makes them look so innocent? They're yapping snarling cunts bu

>>32325567
>never seen a picture of hickok jr. and bigfoot together
hmmmmmmm....

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>>32328815
the fuk did u jus say bout me u lil shit ima come after u

>>32328795
Don't bother arguing with the mentally ill.

>>32327404
delet this

>>32327993
Big and tall is just that, Big AND Tall. When you have a 34 inch waist there isn't much selection in the big and tall for pants. Kinda sucks actually being in shape and not having a gut. I only weigh 200lbs so I'm fairly thin for my height.

>tfw 5'10
>tfw feel too tall (feet hanging off bed, spinal and bone ache problems, look skinny)

I couldn't imagine being taller, my back would have probably collapsed on itself and I would be paralyzed

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>>32328795
>>32328831
>plebs detected
I bet you faggots eat pussy.

>>32328854
You got a tiny lil dainty frame

>>32325567
>HICKOKED.COM

>>32327380
He don't give a damn, holy shit.

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>tfw 5'fucking TWO"
I should really just off myself or something.

>>32328854
How is that even possible. I'm 6'9'' 38x40 at 215lbs .. how are you 200lbs at 34 waist? Are you full of shit or what?

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>>32328881
>The Romans were gay
More news at 11

>>32328881
>Roman Empire
>Not literally mentally ill from generations of drinking lead
You're not helping your case, bud.

>>32328918
You can end it all by jumping off the edge of your bed probably

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>>32328918
>5'2
My God
You're Asian, right? Like, there's no way you're White, male and 5'2, right?!

>Am 6'6, 240 lbs titan
>Hickok would still have a height advantage despite being roughly four times older than I

>>32328949
Of course there's no way I'm a 5'2 white male, I'm a black male. Is that worse?

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>>32325915

>>32328977
>I'm a black male. Is that worse?
Don't go to prison, you'll be fucked to death.

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>>32328977

>>32328988
I'm honestly surprised this didn't pop up sooner.

>>32328977
kevin hart made it ok.

>>32329003
I know right.

>>32328977
KANGS can get away with it easier than white bois because white women instinctually crave superior black dick.

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>>32329032
Gee I wonder who is behind this post...

>>32328350
Mep, your a mere 10 inches shorter, but you're already taller than the avergae mexican and latin american. I know a guy that's 5'4.7"

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>>32325700
>tfw you stopped growing at 5'11 1/2"

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>mfw getting free hotel breakfast at the ass crack of dawn, trying to get my brain started
>mfw nearly knock over sub-5' man and his even smaller child turning away from the waffle irons because he has somehow materialized at my elbow
>mfw at his look of horror as he all but skips away, child in tow

I don't get it, 6'6 isn't even that tall. I was concerned I almost knocked him over, the last thing on my mind was doing him bodily harm. Why the hell did he look at me like I was gonna eat his kid?

>>32329050

remember last night's "bbc" troll post? yea...

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>>32325761
>He has a giant dick.

I see what you did there, manlet

>>32325567
We call them big ol' corn fed boys for a reason.

>>32328988
im 6', and ive met hickock and his son, they are way fucking taller than 6' 3", that is inaccurate as fuck.

and how is 22plinkster 2 inches taller than eric?

lol youve been lied to your whole life about how long 6 inches is huh?

>>32325695
For us all

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>>32329140
Hilarious and original.

>>32329140
>welcome to /fit/ memes

>>32325761
uhhh ive talked to the guy, hes actually a normal dude. just dont ask dumb fucking questions.


oh god you were the guy at the last meet and greet asking all the stupid fucking questions wernt you?

the like 50 people there wanted to strangle you, you autistic fuck.

>>32328988
>>32329140
>22Plinkster is 6'1
What the fuck, be he's so cute in a straight way. He's like a tiny little southern farmboy na d his accent is cute as fuck, how is he 6'1?
No homo obviously

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>>32328350
yuuuup

>>32329158
>>32329165
im serious ive even got glawk brand glawk mags signed by him. fuck off maymay lords.

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>>32329165
This

This toxicity is why I don't browse /fit/ anymore.

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Scientific reminder for everyone in the US.

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>>32329175
This is a no cute zone!

>>32329175
brb gotta clean the nosebleeds

>>32328921
14% bodyfat maybe lower. I ride a bicycle 14-20 miles a day easily commuting unless its snowing. Play basketball every other day. Tons of running, hiking, skiing. No weightlifting whatsoever, only bodyweight exercises and yoga. I don't eat crap food. Lots of greens and way too much chicken breast and fish. Not a squats and oats type guy. My family is all as tall as I am. But most have a hundred or so pounds on me. I'm very thin but consider myself a mountaingoat in terms of athletic ability. I hike all day long with a 60+ pound pack and never get tired. Usually end up carrying other peoples crap when we backpack. My family carries a weird gene where we have an extra vertebrae in our lumbar spine. It doesn't effect anything but our height. If I sat on my ass or did nothing but eat all day I could put on more weight. Heaviest I've ever been was 250. But that required almost 7k calories a day and entirely too much weightlifting for me. It also slowed me down which I did not care for at all.

>>32329214
>Canadian
>77 inches tall
w e w
American manlets

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>>32327662

>>32329199
wow, are you seriously offended?
>millenial generation
>QQ mean internet man said things that might relate to me

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>>32329264
>A T L E A S T I M N O T A F U C K I N G L E A F

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>>32329258
t. skeleton

But seriously.. Maybe 4 inches off the waist isn't as intense as I thought. I'm not entirely sure if I'm still 215 or not, it's been a long time since I've weighed myself. I have a BMI of 23 so I don't consider myself overweight at all but I could probably lose 5~10lbs. Kinda weird about your extra vertebrae, are you related to dinosaurs?

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>>32329346
This, day of the rake when.

>>32329175

JUST

>>32329346
>>32329387
tfw moving to America

can I be a burger now

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>>32329315
Naw, /fit/ and I just don't see eye-to-eye. Fitness is about bringing out the best with what you have; all they talk about on /fit/ is height, the one thing you can't change. I'd rather hang around here and laugh at faggots' shitty ARs.

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>>32328881
If eating puss makes me a faggot so be it.

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>>32329459
>putting your face inside the fishy jew

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>>32329459

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>>32329474
>the fishy jew

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>>32329423
>Fitness is about bringing out the best with what you have
This guy gets it, fuck height, and women, none will save you against a .308, or help you out run a mob of dindus.

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>>32327404

>>32328350
I'm 5'8 too and that's probably 90% of the reason I'm a gay bottom. You can't expect a decent woman if you're as small as us and even if you did get one it'd be unfair to your potential sons.

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>>32329494
>help you out run a mob of dindus

Sure a woman could help. The woman just has to be slower than you.

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>>32328881
Except most of that bullshit isn't true. They're taking the documented behavior of a handful of rich perverts and retconning them onto an incredibly conservative society at large.

Next you'll be telling me that that Socrates was a faggot. Even though there's nothing in the entire literary or historical record -- save for one offhand comment by a guest in the Symposium -- to indicate that he was.

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>>32329550
Ok ya got me with that one.

>>32329517
At least you're honest about it being a lifestyle choice.

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>>32328881
No shit eating pussy was unmanly. Do you know how bad that shit probably smelled before soap was invented? Dear god be thankful we have skin on our dick, women is all squishy and open and exposed n' shit I have seen some nasty ass pussy before and that shit REEKS. Them declaring it as the unmanliest thing was probably them just being huge faggots and not wanting to stick their tongue in some dirty pussy. Easier to call it faggy than to man up and realize they didn't want to eat some nasty ass pussy. Who are they to even lay the ground rules for masculinity when they out fucking little boys and putting dicks in dudes mouths? btw, eating pussy is fucking amazing

>>32329517
>gay bottom
>unfair to potential sons
So your answer is to be degenerate? Whites need to crank out babies regardless of height.

>>32329573
>before soap was invented
>soap didn't exist in the roman empire
this may be the most retarded post on /k/ today, congrats

>>32329578
honestly white dudes under 6' with white girlfriends should just get cucked by taller white dudes, it's not like the taller guys are gonna run out of jizz

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>>32325761
>He's a giant dick.
Did you feel sad when you realized that the top of your head only reached the tip?

>>32329588
Sorry...
soap that actually works*

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>>32329573
The Romans bathed regularly. That and as >>32329556 said modern faggots just want to justify poop poken.

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>>32329573
>before soap existed
>Roman empire

>eating pussy is fucking amazing
>Who are they to even lay the ground rules for masculinity

>>32329569
I mean, it is for me since I'm a massive fucking degenerate either way. I've had sex with women too, I just don't count on it. And taking dick feels goddamn amazing.

>>32329613
>Soap which is made of caustic lye didn't work until the 20th century.
Ok.

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>>32329599
They'll run out of jizz pretty quick if I have to castrate one for fucking my girlfriend.

>>32326546
His butt is really cute.

>>32329650
I know you're upset, anon, but you know as well as I do that your manlet genes aren't worth propagating. There's no need to lash out at your genetic superiors.

>>32329641
Shut up, fag.

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>>32329665
>genetic superiors
Is that supposed to be you?

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>>32326563

>There was this Vietnamese chick behind the counter that must have been at least 6"4'.
>Vietnamese chick at least 6"4'.
>chick

>>32329687
No, it's white men above 6' tall. I'm a manlet too.

>>32327404
which one is supposed to be ian on the top picture

>>32329573
>No shit eating pussy was unmanly.
It's still unmanly, and filthy. Dogs and cats lick genitals. And women.

>>32329588
>>32329641
Did everyone have access to that kind of soap? I bet it'd throw off ph balance and make the rebounding stench worse.

>>32329556
Phil, please read a fucking book. The Romans were a gay as shit society that literally had giant statues of cocks on their street corners. You give the rest of us rural Californians a bad name.

>>32329628
>I'm a massive fucking degenerate
Again, I respect your honesty.

*Were* you molested? Or were you just not not giving a fuck, literally?

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>>32329696
Nothing worse than a self-deprecating manlet. Grow some balls.

>>32328350
If youre a Roman in 116 AD, no
If youre a murican in 2016, yes

>>32329713
Which book, revisionist faggotron? What's your source material? The Greeks used to have festivals with puppets with swinging dicks that went erect when you pulled a string, but that doesn't make the institution of the erastes and eromenos a commonplace one. It was restricted to a few urban wealthy men in a society with no dating opprtunities. And the Romans were so goddam straitlaced they made the Greeks look like a bunch of goddam hippies.

>>32329423
>/fit/ and I just don't see eye-to-eye
Just like you and most people in your life, manlet.

>>32325582
But his hands are so big on the guns

>>32329652
that's not a flaw, anon.

>>32329715
I mean, when I was like 6 my best friend played a game with me where he'd handcuff me naked in his closet and pretend I was his prisoner. He didn't molest me per se but maybe that counts.

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>>32329699
>It's still unmanly, and filthy.
t. dickmuncher

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>>32329756
You have to explain everything to lanklets.

>>32326161
this is the single most retarded thing I have ever seen posted, that ism ore than three inch height difference

>>32329810
god /k/ is easily trolled.

>>32329778
Meh... no. That wouldn't do it.

You're a weird minority within a weird minority. Congratulations. But I do respect your honesty. No sarcasm, no homo.

The only queer I've ever known like you was one of my favorite human beings on the planet. He died penniless last year of heart failure aggravated by a lifetime of overindulgence in practically everything, and who had a different man half his age living with him every time I visited. God love you and rest you, John, but you did it to yourself....

I urge you to unfuck yourself before that happens to you. Condoms only stop STD's 60% of the time. Remember that.

6'8" Levi's jeans ftw. What's a good milsurp rifle for a lanky fuck? Svt 40's are cheap up here. I just want one so I can go to the gun range and "pretend" I'm a nazi

>>32329770
Oh no I didn't think it was a flaw. I just really like his butt.

>>32329814
I appreciate the health advice, but if the gay sex doesn't get me, probably the drinking will. Like I said, massive degenerate. I'd do hard drugs, but they're illegal and I'm too lazy to acquire illegal things.

I don't think people like me, and I imagine your late friend although of course I didn't know him, complain about our lot. Nothing bothers me more than people who complain about their own terrible decisions.

>>32329792
Hey nerd. Why don't you study up on how to grow a few inches.

>>32329167
Expand on this please Anon

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>>32329852
>Hey nerd.

>>32325700
marfan syndrome

>>32329783
You realize that you don't need to eat pussy to get a girl or to stay dating her?

>>32329933
And while you're at work, your girl is at my place getting her groceries eaten.

>>32329933
>thinks I eat pussy to keep the girl
>doesn't eat pussy because he enjoys it
I eat pussy for up to an hour if possible. Just cause you're insecure about it and think it's yucky doesn't mean other guys don't enjoy it.

>>32330003
>groceries eaten
Degenerate nigger culture.

>>32330014
>I eat pussy for up to an hour if possible.
>>if possible
You mean you enjoy doing a feminine service when she >>possibly lets you? - pleasuring someone else while getting nothing in return is inherently feminine.

No, it's filthy, nigger. Once again, only animals and women lick genitals.

t. nigger

>>32330075
If your girl has a dirty pussy, you have a dirty girl.

>>32330075
>pleasuring someone else while getting nothing in return is inherently feminine.

t. retarded nigger who has never had a lover

You pleasure them so they get really into it, and they return that pleasure to you. You eat her out tenderly, she works your cock like she means it.

>>32330075
>pleasuring someone else while getting nothing in return
You've never been with a woman...have you?

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>>32330091
fair enough

>>32330109
>You eat her out tenderly
You mean like a bitch? I don't have to eat pussy to get what I want, mate

>>32330132
>You've never been with a woman...have you?
>>imblying her tongue can give me back the same
I have a penis. It isn't as sensitive as pussy.

>mfw they don't get it

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>>32327404
fucking perfect

>>32330189
Wow...you're an idiot

>>32330189
>imblying her tongue can give me back the same
Good job on verifying your virginity.

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>>32327404
You cheeky fucker

>>32330189
>mfw they don't get it

Yeah, I guess we don't get the low to which your delusional virginity has driven you that you actually think her tongue can't give you back the same.

>>32329422
bring svt40s and that norinco sig p225 clone that shoots tokarev

>>32330255
Just... that's it?

>>32330270
>hurr durr virginitay!
I really don't think you get it. Unless you're sensitive to fellatio or something... it's really not that great. It's not that hard to talk females into blowing you without you doing the same for her.

I mean, all you've done is accuse me of being a virgin. Must be bullshit on your end if you keep repeating the same shit over and over.

Do you kiss your 'girlfriend' after she blows you, too?
>b-but it's m-muh own dick!

>>32330339
>Just... that's it?
Yep. There's not much more to be said.

>>32330339
Do you think that oral exclusively leads to oral?

>>32327404
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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>>32330339
Not enough autism in your post. I refuse to believe you're the same guy.

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>>32330310
>>32330339
I think you might have to try a little extra hard or something.

>all that projecting

>>32327159
Am 6'10" as well. Fucking sucks

>>32330360
Her blowing me leads to sex or me kicking back after it's done. It's not uncommon to get blown and call it a night. Women do that shit.

>>32330364
Maybe my 'tism come in bursts?

What I said still stands.

>>32328921
Nigga i was 254 and a 34" waist.

>>32330460
I'm 5'11" with a 31.5" waist, 165 lbs. the fuck?

>>32330456
>Maybe my 'tism come in bursts?
Too bad your virginity doesn't come in bursts.

>>32325915

>me on the left

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>>32330479
>Too bad your virginity doesn't come in bursts.
That doesn't make sense, Anon.

I really don't think you understand what women will do for a man they are attracted to.

>>32330485
Fuck off Chad. we all know you're getting them depleted uranium cummies from Eric.

Can't even stop fluttering your eyelashes at him for one video you slut.

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>>32330472
6'10" and was very active

>>32330547
I've had six with seven and dated three.
Your turn.

>>32328918
I feel like being 5'2" is actually better than being something shitty like 5'6" or whatever. Once you're THAT short, you drop out of the boring manlet tier and hit the point where some women will actually find it endearing. One of my old friends was your height and was ALWAYS surrounded by women whenever we went out to bars. He'd just act like he was the top shit, be over-the-top friendly, and women ate it up. He'd literally be sitting in their laps at the bar, it was crazy.

>>32330568
>Your turn.
I don't need to mention how many women I've been blown by or fucked on a Chinese moving pictures imageboard.

kek. I can say any number I want, mate. You're the one attacking me. I never attacked you. You're the one coming off like an upset butthurt faggot.

If what you're saying is true then you lowered your standard. Women will blow you without getting shit back. Unless this is some New England shit, then I donno what to say besides you oughta be less of a feminine man

>>32327404
someone needs to post this to hickok's facebook soon. i dont have a troll account.

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>>32330632
Okay, kid.

>>32330688
nice dubs

Those who have nothing to say, agree. Glad you agree.

>>32330688
Oh, cmon Mr. PussyMassah. That's all? Gee, you must be like the guy who once goes to a wine tasting exhibition and comes back knowledgeable

>>32325644
Recoil is a meme you bitch, if your his age and can't shoot a gun you let yourself really go

>>32329140

its a meme u dip

>>32329175
sauce?

>>32328977
Got dat pigmi blood.

>>32328066
>infomercial
Yeah man fuck those guys for talking about their guns.

>>32329158
"Jew nigger" is my mom's catch phrase. Her best friend is a little black lady...

>>32328350
Yeah, it kinda is.
I'm 5'8, but it's really not an inhibitor.
If you're attractive and a good person, it's not a big deal.

>>32331988
>a good person

HAH

...kidding. I'm the same size and a terrible person, and amazingly enough people do notice that.

>>32326594
Yeah, Alex Jones is real neat.

I'm 6'3 and I could not image being any taller. Right now I have to reach down/bend over for everything. If i'm hand washing a few dishes after a light dinner I gotta like hunch over so I can reach the sink. None of the counter tops are high enough, i'm always working at slightly below waist level. Also my cloths get lumped in with fat fucks cloths since Big&Tall go together. I need a 36 inch inseam on my pants to fit. I always see retard sizes like 36-48 in stores. I wear a 36-32. Shirts I need to always buy tall and I just started buying online since finding medium tall length shirts is fucking impossible in stores.

If I could i'd give up 3-4 inches just to fit better into manlet society. Doesn't fucking help my wife is 5'3. I'd kill for a 5'10-6'0 chick. The only tall chick I know is my sister (and mother but she is slowly shrinking as she gets older) and she's 6'1. With a pair of heels on she's the same height as me. Only dudes that ask her out are short jew men.

What i'm getting at here is being tall has it's downsides.

>I'll never be able to get a first gen Miata and swap a tree50 in it

WHY EVEN LIVE


one plus side is I can conceal full size hand guns easy peezy. 1911s vanish on me with a good super tuck holster.

>>32325567
I didn't know this oldman was a giant.

>>32325567
Jesus. Why does he even need a gun?

>>32328311
iktf

>>32328495
im all about the gene pool my mang, but i wont kill my nadsome manlet self so some uggo lanklet can spread his troll genes for lack of competition.

>>32329840
Implying hard drugs aren't overrated as fuck

>>32328977
grow a beard and change your name to "Dindunuric the black drawf" and don't forget to buy an axe taller than you

>>32332500
>The only tall chick I know is my sister (and mother but she is slowly shrinking as she gets older) and she's 6'1. With a pair of heels on she's the same height as me. Only dudes that ask her out are short jew men.

>Only dudes that ask her out are short jew men.

I hope you embarass them when you meet them.

>>32327654
get out of here degenrate!

>>32329167
Story story story
T
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Y

>>32325567
i work with a guy that's just over 7 ft tall. it's fucking crazy

>>32332951
Only worthwhile reply to that post.

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>>32327404

>>32328685
you work with people 3'1.5"?
bollocks, your a fucking idiot

>>32329713
(((Anon))) pls

>>32328949
>You're Asian, right?
Asian 6'0 here, feelsgoodman

>>32333705
Hello, Pajeet.

>>32325567
>tenesse

Its Tennessee you shit.

>>32329175
I want to touch myself to this and I don't know why

>>32333746
She's cute and I'm not even into 2d

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Op's pic reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of Conan the destroyer.

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>>32333773

>>32326339
i lost from that.

>>32333780
>>32333773
Fucking hell
It's not like Arnold was a manlet in the first place

>>32327404
someoneeds to post this to ians shit. he loves to troll /k/ and take the piss out of everyone else, this would chap his ass.

>>32333786

Arnold is only 6', and he was at the time tall for a body builder. A lot of body builders are short because it makes them look huge (until a man of normal height stands beside them). This this the same reason fat short people look fatter. It works both ways.

The average height of Mr. Olympia competitors is 5'8" and it has been that way for over a decade.

>>32329918
He'd be dead for a long time by now if he had that

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It is always surprising when you meet celebrities and even pro wrestlers and see how small they are in real life.

The rock is promoted as 6'5", as an example, but David Hasslehoff is 6'4" and you can compare them in pic related.

>>32326737
Awesome

>>32330339
I bet you think it's straight to masturbate.
>b-but it's m-muh own dick!

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>>32332988
he needs to do this to them.

>>32329815
Svt-40 is russian you dongle

>>32333773
Is that snoop dog?

>>32333881

The funny thing is that snoop dog really is a lot taller than arnold.

>>32329606
Great job not getting the joke you fucking autist

Hickocks name is Richard

>>32328881
I agree with the cunnilingus part.

>please, oh noble woman, let me please you with my lowly mouth!

One hair removed from actual cuckoldry.

>>32333786

Red Sonja could smoke all these fags.

>>32333958
Imagine being stuck against her in a crowded lift...
Silicone heaven.

>>32325567
He's from Kentucky. Hope that clears everything up.

>tfw i'm 5'9'

Kill me now

>>32329058
>know this exact feel
>just say I'm 6' and hope nobody notices
>I'm literally a 4chan meme

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>>32334127
Same...

>>32333710
>Pajeet
n-ni hao Anon..

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>>32333773

Rule 1 of life - there will always be a bigger guy

>>32333807
He's 6'2" and 6' isn't a manlet anyway.
Manlet cutoff is 5'10"

>>32334281
Isn't the guy in the middle 6'9"?
Holy shit

>>32335011

Yeah but the other two guys are pro basketball players

>>32332988
Her standard line is "you must be this tall to ride" and holds her hand out at about the 6'0 height. Kinda funny really

>>32333871
I should start doing this more.

>>32333828
They are on an incline

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>>32325605
Someone had to.

>>32334281
For you

>>32334876

>tfw 5'10"
>tfw wife is 5'9"
>tfw she wear heels and really makes me feel short

>>32334876
Dude I'm 5'10" and I feel like a manlet. Most of my height is torso I have a 30 inch inseam

>>32335191
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>32327654
Are you happy now?