If you could be any rank, what rank would you be? I'd

>>32319612
Chief Warrant Officer (W-5)

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>>32319641
Fuck yeah syrup bro!

>>32319641
Bullshit
>CW5
Those don't exist, they're myths made up to make SPCs in maxed MOSs belive they may make themselves into something someday

>>32319684
Wait a second... that their dicks?

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>>32319612
Either Rear Admiral or Tight End.

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>>32319748
2nded

>>32319612

why Commander in Chief of course.

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Sergeant of Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max

As if there's any other answer

>>32319763
Thats one hell of a rank insignia

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>>32319763
>>32319774
What does it all mean?

private

>>32319814
Seven Chevrons, Eight Stars, you'll know one when you see him

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Captain. but only if i can be in charge of rowdy low income whites who can't even sign their own names.

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Fuck it. I technically was a corporal but I felt like a terminal lance. Gimme Lcpl let's do this, I'll skate my way into the Horizon.

Any CWO rank, or my experience as a Lance once I became a section lead managing e4s and e5s.
No real expectations, but enough experience that I got to teach and delegate.

>>32321387
Are you wanting to be the best man at a 2am truckstop wedding? Because that's how that happens.

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>>32319612
I want to be a Sea Lord. That just sounds so fucking cool. And this would be my flagship. Because it *looks* fucking cool.

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>>32321633
>wanting to be the best man at a 2am truckstop wedding?
Yes.

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Commissar sounds fun.

>>32319612
>Rear Admiral
I bet you would, you dirty boi.

>>32319612
What rank offers me the least amount of responsibility for the most pay?

>>32319612
I'd be whatever is behind "rear admiral".

Captain.

In the Army and Marines, that's about as high as you can get and still be a real combat officer instead of a pencil pushing POG who's totally detached from the enlisted men.

In the Navy, it means getting to be in charge of a badass warship.

Commodore. Mothers uncles dad was one. Sounded pretty neat.

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>>32319612
>If you could be any rank, what rank would you be?

supreme commander of the allied forces

>>32319612
Generalissimus

Cpl. Grunt

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>>32319612
As someone who has admired many rears in my time, I feel highly qualified to be a Rear Admiral.

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>>32319736
In heraldic terms it wouldn't be good to have a castrated animal, given that everything in a coat of arms is symbolic.

The Swedes castrated the lion from their Nordic Battlegroup heraldry. If the Swedes are doing it, you know it's wrong.

>>32325154
Well, truth be told, it was an oppressive chauvinistic symbol that made little boys think it's socially acceptable to pee while standing up .

>>32325047
no ones arm works like that. fucking weebs.

>>32325220
Sweet jesus. Grab a fucking tray and try it. Unless you have some syndrome that fucks with your joints or are 200 lbs overweight.

>>32325273
you can hold your arm perpendicular to your back?
her arm is not forward in that picture. it is at a right angle to her back. the human elbow and shoulder do not rotate like that. a basic art class lesson on perspective would tell you that her arm is fucked up.

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>>32319612
I'm pretty good with being a chief.

>>32325376
Son. End yourself.
The arm in question is twisted in shoulder, elbow and wrist. The rest is the question of projecting a 3D body onto a surface. Get someone with a camera and a tray and try it. Unless you move with the grace of a herniated baboon, you should be able to do it.

>>32319759
Is this some advertising campaign? Or is it just the latest thing going on now?

Captain Crunch

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I want to the rank that gets away with doing nothing all the time. So an E-4. A W-5 would also be acceptable.

>>32325466
>The arm in question is twisted in shoulder, elbow and wrist.
and no human can match that pose.

>>32325532
>and no human can match that pose.
and no lardass with severely impacted sense of balance can match that pose
FTFY

>>32325047
>>32325220
>>32325273
>>32325376
>>32325466
>>32325532

>/k/

>>32325549
im not talking about bending over. im talking about the fucking arm you mong.

>>32325613
I know. You are still in the wrong, potato.

Recruit

>>32325651
nah nigga. the human arm doesnt rotate like that.

>>32325703
Just try it. Grab a tray and make an experiment. Shouldn't be a problem unless you have some illness preventing you from trying.

either a specialist or warrant officer. get that nice sham magic. almost there to SPC.

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>>32319612
Why, general of course.
I just want to wear these bitching clothes.

>>32325813
i have already tried it. you dont have to have a tray to realize your arm does not pivot back 90 degrees.

>>32319612
Generalfeldmarschall

>>32325932
>i have already tried it
You lie
>you dont have to have a tray to realize your arm does not pivot back 90 degrees.
That is not what is depicted there

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>>32325479
no, i just have 1000 of these saved on my computer and can't help myself including them in my posts

>>32326070
Who is she btw?

>>32319612
panzershrek. tell me otherwise and ill sue you for discrimination

>>32319612
Horatio Nelson, my nigga. Dude was a badass

>>32326070
I know you saw her first but I've fallen in love with Ms. Turnabout ;_;

Admiral of your mother rear

>>32319814
That's James Cody the current Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force

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A field marshall, so I could beat people with my baton.

>>32321387
Are you related to John Underhill too? That's him leading the Mystic Massacre. I'm one of his millions of descendants.

>>32319612
Führer

>>32328610
That is a really spiffy baton.

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Lance Corporal

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>>32328014
see filename

God-Emperor