/ak/ Thread

>>32295203
Yeah, Shadman is really terrible.
Its been 10 years since I first saw his art and nothing has improved.

>>32295203
Last thread is still active m8.

And what does Shadman has anything to do with /ak/ at all? Has his work even been posted here?

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>>32295258

>>32295203
>Except Shadman, fuck that guy.
Really anyone who encourages the futa meme should be taken out back and shot.

>>32295323
futa aint bad if its drawn well.
unfortunately shadman just wants to be maximum edgy and smear chromatic aberration all over his crappy drawings

>>32295354
>futa aint bad if its drawn well.
Eh, if you're bi maybe. I find it annoying because trannies just automatically kill my boner. Ruins an otherwise fappable image completely

>>32295354
>futa aint bad if its drawn well
it's gay

>>32295354
gay

>>32295428
>>32295437
its all the advantages of female tits and ass with none of the disadvantages like a roast beef curtain.

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>>32295460
Yeah buts its gay

>>32295460
>pussy is a disadvantage
Yeah you're definitely gay

>>32295472
>>32295482
vajayjays are literally the least aesthetic body part known to man.

>>32295460
Russia just passed a law legally declaring you gay

>>32295500
You've already made it very clear you're gay anon. You don't need to keep telling us.

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>>32295500
They shouldn't be in the line of sight when in use tho

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>>32295500
[spoiler]No homo[/spoiler]

>>32295512
Well Russians are just a bunch of closet fags, so what the fuck do they know?

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>>32295500
You say that like balloon knots are something worth staring at.

>>32295551
>so what the fuck do they know?
that you're gay and projecting it in a 360 degree sphere

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>>32295323
Does that include Russian penis kitty? Yay or nay?

>>32295437
>>32295428
>>32295419
Is FemaleXFuta porn still gay?

>>32295621
Its okay when two girls do it.

>>32295621
yes, and so are you

>>32295605
Yes, that guy's proportions are off and his design doesn't even look like RPK. Meme doujin go and stay go.
>>32295621
FutaxFemale is a paradox.

>>32295605
Yes.

>>32295621
No but it's still tranny porn so it's not exactly straight either.

Its only gay if its two masculine adult males. Everything else in any combination thereof is straight.

t. gay expert

>>32295729
>lesbians are straight
If you're as gay as you are retarded you must be pretty gay

>>32295729
>Its only gay if its two masculine adult males
So one masculine adult male and one small young boy means it is not gay?

Where am I, Rome?

>>32295729
you're gay, and retarded, and probably fat

>>32295729
I smell sexuality insecurity

>>32295784
>>32295739
Correct
>So one masculine adult male and one small young boy means it is not gay?
Correct
>>32295785
I am perfectly straight and also highly intelegent

>>32295828
>I am perfectly straight and also highly intelegent
>also highly intelegent
>highly intelegent
>intelegent

I think that speaks for itself.

/ak/: Discussions on the definition of homosexuality

>>32295828
Yup, definitely insecure in your sexuality and /fit/ memes

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>>32295828
>intelegent

>>32295852
the definition is these guys
>32295419
>>32295729

>>32295852
These threads have gone to shit.

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>>32295203
i got a kek out of OPs pic

>>32295852
Considering that we are in a board where people shove large caliber bullets up their ass and homosexuals after hearing about a massacre on homosexuals shove up a shotgun in their ass then it would only be natural for /ak/ to talk about homosexuality.

/k/ is pretty gay sometimes.

>>32295803
>>32295857
>t. a gayfag concerned he can no longer hide among the polygamists and pederasts any longer.

I want the drawfag drama back

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>>32295923

Okay

>>32295912
I'm bisexual, so yeh. Not so much for the polygamy, tho.

>>32295946
nice giraffes with back problems

>>32295946
oh god

>>32295946
lel giraffes

>>32295946
>"Kill me I do not want to live."
>"Quaid, start the reactor."

>>32295923
You dumb fucking niggers lost it. It's like disgusting Indians complaining about shit in the street.

If you shit in the street you end up walking in it too.

>>32295949
You're probably straight, i thought i was bi for a long time until i realized that i wasn't, and that feminists just pushed for a lot of perfectly straight things to be seen as gay to hurt the patriarchal traditions of the west.

>>32296030
But he pretty much said he wants this

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>>32295946

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>>32295972
>>32295992
>>32296016
>>32296047
One word

Nanomachines

>>32296031
Even though I had past relationships with some females and two males?

>>32296031
You sound like the biggest closet case since that guy who founded Westboro

>>32296101
I already said i used to think i was bi you fruit, i had no problem with that, i simply do not cling to such identities and so when i discovered the truth it was easy for me to simply accept.

>>32296098
adult submissive relationships in males is a result of mental imbalance due to not having the required submissive relationship with a mentor as a male, or in some cases simply not having a fulfilling experience and lacking the societal guidance to move on to their next life stage. It hits some people harder than others, those who it affects very badly go so far as to mutilate their bodies as adults.

>>32296154
t. pedophile probably

>>32296191
Just keep my explanation in mind during your travels and see if its predictions hold up. They will :^)

>>32296211
If I ever need some pedo apologetics, I think I'll go straight to the source and become Catholic.

>>32296154
>adult submissive relationships in males
>required submissive relationship with a mentor as a male

Yeah, uh, you're a fucking paedophile piece of shit and you should probably neck yourself.

>>32296231
Sick burn, bro, I tip my fedora to you.

>>32296269
Oh you're just ooozing with insecurity

>>32296278
Just because you think you were never in a submissive relationship with your father doesn't mean I'm insecure in any way.

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guard draws cute things

>>32296288
fuck off, the past 5 threads weren't enough for you niggers?

>>32296286
Holy fuck my sides

That was some quality trolling, you're fucking hilarious.

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>this entire thread

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>>32296288
Sure bud

>>32296288
>guard is drawing loli now
no please stop

>>32296260
Males are 1/2 female, experiencing that gender role within a relationship is important. Said relationship may or may not be sexual.
There are other forms of adult male relationships as well that we are deprived of in the west, you can still see them in eastern europe and asian cultures. Its all part of a plan to deprive men of the required fullness of experiences to make them easier to manipulate by feminists. /k/ is not the place for me to outline my entire theory, but suffice to say there are fully transitioned 'females' out there now who will likly suicide in their 30s who would have been perfectly normal fathers.
It is a horrible tragedy.

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make it stop

>>32296539
>and they call me a conspiracy theorist, because I don't like 'em puttin chemicals in the water, THAT TURN THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY!
>URGH!
>URGH!
>URGH!
>CRAP!

>>32296539
Your "theory" is flat-earther level unscientific nonsense.
>Males are 1/2 female
6th grade understanding of a couple scientific principles leading to a completely retarded conclusion instead of actually doing research? Check
>you can still see them in eastern europe and asian cultures
Mystical understanding from the Orient that we've forgotten but will make you get a harder erection for only 17.95 plus shipping and handling? Check
>Its all part of a plan to deprive men of the required fullness of experiences to make them easier to manipulate by feminists
Literally Infowars
>/k/ is not the place for me to outline my entire theory
No, uh, that would be a padded cell, or maybe on the AboveTopSecret.com forums. Or /pol/ probably
>but suffice to say there are fully transitioned 'females' out there now who will likly suicide in their 30s who would have been perfectly normal fathers
Emotional appeal with no basis in reality? Check. Just, FYI, we know what causes transgenderism, it's a congenital development problem where certain sections of the brain develop more like the opposite sex.

>>32296686
>Your "theory" is flat-earther level unscientific nonsense.
You dont know my theory because i have not told it to you. You are jumping to conclusions based on some emotional bias you have about something or other.

As evidence of this you have already replied to one other person in this thread thinking they were me, when they were not, in fact me. This indicates you think everyone who doesn't agree with you is the same person.

>>32296731
>You dont know my theory because i have not told it to you.
So that retardation about males being half female and people just being transgender because an old man didn't buttfuck them enough as a kid isn't your theory then? Was that like, a gag or something?

>>32296686
>flat-earther level unscientific nonsense.
>Implying the earth isn't flat

>>32296731
Nigga, please. That's like starting with the premise that the sun is made out of frozen cat piss, and when everyone calls you a retard, you say "no but hear me out i haven't said my whole theory yet". We don't need to hear the whole train of logic that gets you from the sun being made of frozen cat piss to how Obama is actually a time-traveling Jewish space mexican here to steal everyone's semen, the premise alone is so obviously full of shit that the whole thing can be immediately dismissed out of hand.

>>32296757
>So that retardation about males being half female
You have jumped to conclusions as to what i am basing this statement on. While it would be reasonable to initially think it was chromosome based i have not indicated that and for all you know i could be basing it on something different entirely.

>just being transgender
While i have included trans in the effected group via an example i have clearly not singled them out as the only ones affected, yet you have latched onto this as if it were personal.

>an old man didn't buttfuck them enough
and you accuse me of appeal to emotion :^) I have also specifically said that the relationships are not necessarily sexual, that may in fact be a rare occurrence.

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If you guys like autistic trash, I'll be taking requests.
I mostly come to Drawthreads but /ak/ seems a bit more "active" and exotic than most other threads.

>>32295203
>>32295245
>>32295258
>>32295323
>>32295354

I've seriously never understood the Shadman hate. His art's good and aesthetically pleasing. He draws scenarios that appeal to me on a sexual level. The only thing I don't like is the futa, but generally speaking, everytime he uploads a picture, it always comes side-by-side with a non futa version for me to fap to.

Y'all are just bandwagoning memers, 2bh, if I do say so myself.

>>32296971
t. shadman

>>32296971
I concur, my only complaint is how theres no good categorization or other such system navigate his body of work.

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>>32296971
>His art's good and aesthetically pleasing.
Fuck off, literally fuck off.
You wouldn't know good art if it came up and bit you in the fucking ass.
The fucker still draws big tits like they're perfcetly hemispherical, and the same applies to his asses, his art style is that weird half "realistic" half cartoony shit a lot of western smut drawers use, and he literally draws porn of real live children.

>>32296869
>while it would be reasonable to initially think it was chromosome based i have not indicated that and for all you know i could be basing it on something different entirely.
Yeah but it was most likely the chromosomes (of which you clearly have a couple missing), because otherwise you would have just told me. Either that or you don't want to tell me because it's something even more retarded that I could make fun of you for.

>While i have included trans in the effected group via an example i have clearly not singled them out as the only ones affected
No, but they were the only one you mentioned, soooo... You're just playing this weird imaginary goalpost-shifting game where you undermine your own points to try and dismiss me for failing to know things you either didn't include in the original post, or post-hoc justifications you came up with and are pretended you believed all along.

>and you accuse me of appeal to emotion
That was not an appeal to emotion. That was a little joke. Don't worry too much, you're probably just a bit autistic.

>I have also specifically said that the relationships are not necessarily sexual
Which means fuck all, because you're still trying to justify pedophilia as a natural part of human development when every psychologist on the planet disagrees with you.

>>32295323
Futa on female is literally the least gay form of porn out there.
Man on woman= 50% gay
Futa on woman= 25% gay because she is half a man
Girl on girl = 100% gay
If you watch men with women, or women with women you are far gayer than me watching traps pound women

>>32297052
This guy is not me. I don't like to watch anything with women in it because I think they're disgusting and they scare me. I only watch porn of little brown boys.

>>32297052
>>32297060
these faggots are not me.
I only like dick

>>32297019
Do you not understand that different people have different tastes in art?

there is literally nothing wrong with drawing porn of children

>>32297060
Faggot. Why do you do this shit?
>>32297069
There's always one of you...
I noticed neither of you decided to form an actual argument.
You suck and I'm good
GGEZ kids

>>32297019
>You wouldn't know
artists are not good art critics
>perfectly hemispherical
He draws things in their idealized form, Socrates would be proud
>smut
Thats whats so great about him. Hes comfortable touching on taboo subjects. While other artists have shady pseudonyms and secretive websites he advertises his challenge of the established norms right there in the open.

>>32297052
>If you watch men with women, or women with women you are far gayer than me watching traps pound women
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Someone screencap this!

>>32297052
>>32297060
>>32297069
>>32297083
None of these motherfuckers is actually me. I think I've made it quite plain that I only like to get fucked by dogs. Preferably pit bulls because they remind me of my black stepdad who touched my wiener when I was a kid.

>>32297079
but I agree, shadman's art is pretty shit.

>>32297019
>You wouldn't know good art blah blah blah
Okay, maybe. I'm not an artist, so maybe you see some things that aren't apparent to me that might upset an otherwise practiced artist. Still stands that his art is pretty and easy on the eyes. The proportions and semi-realistic look seems more of like an aesthetic, stylistic decision, rather than a lack of talent, and anyway, my eyes are too untrained to notice his "shoddy" mistakes, so I only focus on the parts that make me sweat.

>literally draws porn of real live children
:^)

I've diagnosed you with a case of "WAH, THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE", which is a very common, but serious condition. I recommend 500mgs of "get the fuck over it" and 300mgs of "lmao'ing@yourlife" every night.

You will be cured soon.

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>>32297085
i really fucking hope you're being ironic

>>32297052
>>32297060
>>32297069
>>32297083
>>32297095
FUCKING SUPER AIDS/10
You kids really have nothing better to do?

>>32297094
That's a very old copypasta anon

>>32297052
Hunter 3-1 standing by!!!
HUNTER ARMY! ASSEMBLE
Form up on this faggot >>32297052

>>32297101
>The proportions and semi-realistic look seems more of like an aesthetic, stylistic decision
This might be a convenient excuse except for the fact that he hasn't shown the ability to actually draw realistic figures at all.
All of hisuploaded art is that weird janky "style".

>>32297106
>>32297116
Stop fucking pretending to be me you piece of shit. I'm trying to watch my brazillian sissyboy scat videos and I keep having to put down the dragon dildo to correct some faggot imposter.

>>32297104
No one is hurt by the drawing of it, so what's the problem? I personally don't like it, but if some sick fuck does, fine. As long as it doesn't hurt any actual children.

So is there actually a real Hunter 3-1 Actual, or is he just a meme?

>>32297150
listen, i'm okay with fictional loli, but its over the line when your drawing some youtube ecelebs actual daughter in a sexualized manner.
if you can't see the harm in that you're either memeing me reak hard or your a dumbass.

>>32297165
I'm not a meme. YOU'RE a meme.

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>>32297019
You do know art is probably the most subjective thing in the world, correct?
I might like my tits voluminous while the next guy is a washboard lover. It's all a matter of opinion.

Just like my attempt at "art" a few months ago here. It's shit to some people, but I won a contest with it damnit.
>muh scarf

If anyone here acts like they are the premier authority on art, just take a pillow and scream into it for all eternity.

Because that's exactly what you are doing here.

>>32297165
suck a dick
>>32297136
>13
>>32297188
smoke my pole

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>>32295203

>>32297184
I would have had a problem with it, if it was sexual. It isn't. It's just his art style.
http://www.shadbase.com/not-to-keen/

>>32297188
No you're a meme!

>>32297202
>suck a dick
See this is how everyone knows you're an imposter. Because the real me wouldn't tell someone else to suck a dick, I'd already be sucking it. In fact I'm sucking one now.

So is the objective here to provide real consequences for being a shitty trip/namefag? Because I can get behind that.

>>32297198
Art is subjective.
Illustration and porn is not subjective, there are definitely standards and technical subjects to master.
What shadman does is not art.

>>32297060
>>32297069
>>32297083
>>32297095
>>32297106
>>32297116
>>32297136
>>32297188
>>32297202
>>32297221
>ITT: Faggot pretenders
You all can go die. I didn't even POST in this thread yet!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

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>>32297253
Get a trip, namefag.

>>32297253
Lol. Look at this incessant memer.

>>32297246
yeah pretty much
this hunter guy gets CRAZY triggered when you take his name.

>>32297253
>WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
Because you're faggot and an attention whore, and we want you to stop posting and never come back.

>>32297277
>>32297286
>samefag
Don't tell me what to do kid
>>32297279
DON"T FUCKING CALL ME A MEME

>>32297277
A couple of the anons here hacked his last few trips
(he used MW2 callsigns as the passwords lol)
He said something about not wanting to get hacked again

Fine. I've gotten a trip. HAPPY NOW, FAKERS!!!??? HA, YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE ME ANYMORE!!!

>>32297253
>>32297303
This is fucking pathetic. I'm so sick of these faggot impostors pretending to be me. I only came to this stupid website because I thought i might get to toss Phil Ossiferz Stone's salad which was my dream since I was only 5, and now all you fucking faggots have ruined it for me by making him think I'm straight.

>>32297322
does he not understand what a secure trip is or something?

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>>32297303
You can't tell me what to do.

When life hands you lemons, you make beef stew.

>>32297329
Fuck you impostor, now I actually have to get a trip or people will think you're me

>>32297052
>>32297083
>>32297106
>>32297202
>>32297253
You dumbass sun of a bitch. Did you forget what happened last time?
Return to IRC NOW

>>32297354
Nope, MY trip was FIRST, and I'M MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32297329
Is this a joke?
>>32297330
>2/10
>>32297349
Wat
>>32297354
>>32297366
AIDS/12

Hunter ABANDON thread NOW
You are calling to much attention to SPECTRE.
Fall back to IRC or I am revoking your access login.

>>32297330
Now I know you're not the real Hunter 3-1 Actual because he tossed my salad just yesterday behind the dildo store.

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>>32297366
>>32297354
NO! I AM SPARTACUS!

>>32297340
If I remember right he had like 8 secure trips that were all broken into.
Oh and by the way newfag, WELCOME TO A HUNTER THREAD!
Get ready for the hunter army

I CAN'T EVEN TAG ALL OF YOU THERE ARE SO MANY!
FUCK ALL OF YOU
I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE MEANFULLY TO A HIGH TIER THREAD AND YOU ALL FAG IT UP
KIDS RUIN EVERYTHING

nice thread

>>32297472
I take it you are new here?

DUDE, WEED, LMAO

>>32297429
theres no way to lose a secure trip unless you literally just get your password guessed

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>Sailor-fuku to juusensha 12
>>32278596

And now, 12.5 (Vol 3 extras)
http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32061515/#32069313

>>32297491
like I said earlier.
They were all MW2 callsigns. Like fucking OVerlord, Hunter 2-1, Ghost. Fucking Soap was one for ahwile too

>>32297483
>>32297494
You kids are fags for even trying to pretend.
So you not know how this meme works?
A few of you are supposed to do hunter variation names too

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>tfw Cat Shit One 80 will never be translated

>>32297406
Fuck you, dad. When I joined, I joined because I wanted to get away from YOU.

>>32297522
wow, what an idiot

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>>32297539
Uh huh? did you miss the latest threads?

There are 8 on-topic posts out of 145 in this thread. This thread is literally 95% shitposting.

>>32297552
Just ban /ak/ threads.
These generals are awful.

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>>32297549
Are they finally getting around to it? Noice.

>>32297540
You know, I have never seen Overlord respond to shitposts and he seems to be in charge of this Hunter guy.....
New method of dealing with him?
>>32297552
>complains about being off topic by being off topic
wow you really helped the thread kid

>>32297578
>wow you really helped the thread kid
no I'm over the moon. I'm a shitpost connoisseur, and these are some of the zestiest shitposts I've seen in a while

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>>32297418
>>32297536
NO! I'M THE BATMAN

>>32297573
dude, are you going to keep that trip?
you know you will only make it worse......
>>32297592
You must be new here. Hunter 3-1 posting is next level HIVE MIND shitposting

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>>32297539
What is this then?

>All this Hunter memeing
Brings back memories...

>>32297605
Hey faggot how about you go necktie yourself
Go outside and get hit by a car FAGGOT
>>32297613
This isn't a meme, this is retarded shitposting.
Lets get back to futa now please

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Lets post animes.

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>>32297605
>t. Hunter 3-1 Actual
Probably until I get bored.

>>32297539
Source?

>>32297637
You are encouraging this willingly then?
Must admit, the hunter posting died out fast this time. I think most of them got banned last time.
Lol they bein cautious

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>>32297638
Spriggan.

Very underrated. Deserved an OVA but dont take it too seriously. It's an action movie after all.

I like dickgirls and cuntboys.

>>32297756
Forget your name there, Hunter?

>>32297756
>and cuntboys.
me too, its surprising and upsetting how many people neglect this subject.

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(ommited the colophon)

Fin.

>>32297766
Do I look like some sort of queer to you?
>>32297774
Most of it is furry shit.

>>32297831
looks legit to me

>>32297831
>chinese "anime"

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>>32297831
If they were trying to portray lag and rubberbanding in FPSs, they nailed it.

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So, what's everyone doing on a Sunday night/Monday morning?

I'm trying to sleep so I can wake up early and mail out about a billion packages for various reasons...

>>32298488
How is this /ak/ related?
Fuck off with your blogshit.

>>32297792
wew son

>>32297625
Didn't Stiff say that it's suppose to be "Jane" and he didn't read it right in the older chapter or something?

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>>32298488
What aircraft is he/she flying? Hmm

>>32297776
>>32297792
Isn't this the same artist that draws Ribbon Warrior?

Holy shit, /k/ gets fired up when they're talking about their porn. The fuck, guys?

>>32299147
Porn is a serious business.

>>32299147
its /ak/ man, a diff type of battle

>>32298985
it's one of the russian attack helicopters
i'm just going to say hind because everything is a hind in my head if it's a russian helicopter and has missiles

that manga went straight retarded at that point

>>32298488
Cancer

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>>32298488
>not waking up at 3 am

>>32299171
Wait, that's a manga?

>>32299231
it's made by the guy who made sora no otoshimono

>>32299196
link

>>32299251
Yeah, reading it now, looks like shit so far but whatever, I've read worse.

>>32299253
ittla

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>>32298570
Well, I'm wondering if anyone was reading/watching something...

Should of worded it better, sorry about that.

>>32299094
Yeah, it's by Nogami. Hell, half of the /ak/ stuff we are seeing is by him. He is a pure /k/ommando through and through (except for the whole nogunz part).

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>>32300121
>He is a pure /k/ommando through and through (except for the whole nogunz part).
He owns at least couple of historical guns though, don't know if they're deactivated.

>>32300219
>MG-34
Yeah, it's either deactivated or airsoft.

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>tfw post my shit all the time and no one ever really notices

not sure if blessing or a curse

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>>32300822
>Back alley hookerbots 9

>>32300872
that hookerbot died for humanity, have some respect

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whats the best /ak/ games?

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>>32301003
stalker

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>>32295472
Except mathematically it's not.

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>>32295605
Loved that doujin

>>32301154
The fatal flaw in that reasoning is the assumption that secondary sex characteristics are as important in determining sex as primary sex characteristics. In reality of course, this is not true. Any dude can grow tits if you pump enough hormones into him, same with chicks and beards, but nobody can grow a puss or a dick. In order for his calculations to adequately model reality he would need to weigh the presence of dick higher than the presence of tits in terms of determining factor.

However quantitative analysis doesn't tell us everything, so we must look to qualitative analysis as well. While it could be argued that MtF on female isn't gay (though the presence of a transgender individual makes it hard to justify as straight either), that is by far the minority of MtF content, at least, the MtF content posted on 4chin. The vast majority is just solo images of transgenders flaunting their penises, or occasionally a group of them. After that comes MtF on MtF, followed by MtF on male, with MtF on female trailing far behind. However in almost all cases the focus of the image is on at least one MtF, and in the majority of cases, on the MtF's penis. The dialogue too, when present, focuses on the dick in most cases. Thus we can safely conclude that for the vast majority of MtF/futa content, penis is the main focus of the composition. Penis being the defining male primary sex characteristic, any sexual arousal in males which is stimulated by another penis is homosexual in nature, thus anyone who becomes aroused by the majority of MtF artwork (given that the penis is the primary focus) is either homosexual, or bisexual.

TL;DR: The "futa isn't gay" argument only holds water if ALL the futa content you consume is futa on female, with the focus of the composition being on the female, and even then it isn't straight per say, it's just not gay. Solo futas, group futas and every other category makes you gay/bi if you fap to it.

>>32302070
Oops, forgot to include hermaphrodites and someone is inevitably going to do the fallacy where they argue that herm futa is actually the definitive type of futa, even though it is a tiny minority compared to trans futa, and that trans futa should be judged based on herm futa. This is patently nonsense of course, since trans futa is the overwhelming majority of futa content and what most people think of when they hear futa.

It's difficult to determine whether an attraction to hermaphrodites can be considered gay, since they seem to have both primary sex characteristics at least externally. It is, however, most definitely not straight. I would say that consuming trans futa content can make you gay or bi depending on your other porn consumption (if you exclusively consume trans futa or male content including traps, you're gay), while consuming herm futa makes you bi.

>>32302165
But a penis is just a large clit, its totaly not gay

>>32302188
You're either trolling or an actual retard, either way 2/10

>>32296971
Artist here.

Shadman's art is successful because it's decent enough smut and it goes places that other artist's won't. It's so sleazy that it becomes appealing.

People hate his art because it's nowhere near the caliber that an artist of his experience should be producing. Dude's been doing that shit for years, and his fundamental style (most noticeably his linework) has improved very little and is pretty amateurish, all things considered. His values and editing/filters have improved but it's of secondary important to the fundamentals. Yet he gets paid like a professional with twice his skill, because he's well known.

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>>32302070
>>32302165
If you have to ask "is this gay?", yeah its gay.

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>>32300121
I see. I'm watching flip-flappers (and a dozen of other shows), I'm totally in love with it. There is a girl in the show called Mimi (picrelated), I wrote a song for her.

You are my Mimi
My only Mimi
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my Mimi away

I hope she'll like it.

>>32302559
What is this fucking meme goddamn

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>>32302559
Ah, it's a show I want to watch, but I don't have much time...

All with this damn WoWS event. Why do they punish me so?

>>32303287
The ARP event? Did you not have most of them from previous events?

>>32303305
...I want the flag. I literally just want the flag because it's either get it now or never because WG's contract with the Arpeggio publisher ends on the 31st.

Life is suffering.

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>>32296949
Draw me a Funco!

>>32303317
Ah, yeah, grinding for it myself.

>>32300822
>>32296949
Admiral Jacky Fisher as a cute girl yelling SPEED IS ARMOR SPEED IS ARMOR

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What does /ak/ think of this CV?

>>32304944
Saratoga a cute! CUTE!

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>>32304944
Saras stack is too fat.

>>32305261
This isn't /k/. At least post MON.

>>32297628
What aneemy?

>>32305365
It's called check the fucking filename.

>>32297628
>That Spanish dance by Tchaikovsky
Great scene, I need to finish my rewatch

>>32305300
Yeh, agreed, HOWEVER, Kobolds seem pretty useful for the engineering corps.

>>32305593
every fucking thread

>"could [X] be useful in combat?"
>no
>"okay, just make them an engineer"

>>32305683
Well, I don't see the use of lamias and jello slime people for that, but given the Kobold is a literal sentient bipedal combat doggo with greater endurance and designed for underground labor, I can see the advantages in rooting out mines, sniffing out IED labs and detecting sniper fire/ hostiles ahead

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>Could fictional creature with senses, reflexes, and physiology infinitely superior to humans in every way be useful on the battlefield?

>NO IT HAS ANIMAL PARTS AND THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE STOP TRIGGERING ME GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Every fucking thread.

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>>32306274
Of all the monster creatures selected, kobolds would probably be the easiest and one of the better ones to integrate, considering they seem close enough to humans, size-wise. Biggest issue would be hair, which could cause them to overheat and makes wearing gas masks a pain, and they have much larger hands, which may require some adjustments on the trigger and triggerguard.

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>>32306274

>NO IT HAS ANIMAL PARTS AND THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE STOP TRIGGERING ME GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Said no one

>>32306566

We had a retarded OP once that tried to get Galil-chan banned on the premise she was furry.

This shit happens.

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>>32306605
But that was a rather long time ago

The "Could X be useful for the military?" happend 5 threads ago and the discussion was civilized.

>>32301003
Insurgency with every anime addon ever.

>>32299253
I should mention there's a google extension that uses four reverse image searches and find it for you. That's what I do

>>32302223
I didn't ask, I know it isn't. Do the genes and/ or hormones equal female, then it means female

>>32302070
Even if I don't like guys? That's the big issue.

>>32307694
Well, you do like guys, you just like extremely feminine guys. But they're still technically male, so you're still technically bi. There's nothing wrong with that, I'm a faggot myself. But we shouldn't be afraid to call a spade a spade.

>>32307725
What if I don't like real guys, just 2D ones?

>>32307725
Okay, that makes no sense. I know what I like, and what I like is a woman, with a penis. That means the genes of a woman, the hormones of a woman, and the internal organs/ shape of a woman- but with the single thing being a male genital. In that point it's almost entirely based off a percentage

>>32302070
hasn't it been found in SCIENCE that guys are really into dicks, just, generally?

>>32307779
Yes, but only for self-insert reasons. Watching girl on girl doesn't have the same effect as dude on girl.

>>32307748
If you're sexually aroused by a penis, you're a little bit bi. Just a little bit, but still bi.

>>32307761
>a woman, with a penis
By basic biological definition, cannot exist. That's like hot snow, or a snake with legs.

>In that point it's almost entirely based off a percentage
No, because it's not based off a percentage. It's based off science. This is pretty elementary shit: penis and testes = male. It's the primary sex characteristic. Everything else is relative.

>>32307779
If you consider gender studies science, then sure. I personally don't. And even then, what >>32307799
said is correct according to the study.

>>32307856

>or a snake with legs.

I fucking love bearded dragons.

Is the Zastava pap m92 a good weapon? Atlantic fire is selling them for 530, worth or wait till they drop a little lower?

>>32307910
that's a lizard you tard

>>32307856
I really don't want to have this debate with some random person. I know that I do not like guys, and the penis is not a major deciding factor, if the person is 85% woman, then it's a woman.

>>32307935

Yeah, a snake with legs.

Prove me wrong.

>>32307952
Snakes aren't lizards, but they are both reptiles.

>>32307944
Well, then you can go join the Science Denial Club, my triggered friend. You'll be in good company. Flat-earthers, creationists, people who believe the moon is made of cheese...

>>32307944
What's wrong with being bi, anon? Are you like, super-religious and think the big bad man in the sky is going to send you to hell for liking a little dick? It's pretty fun to be a faggot, you should embrace it.

>>32307935
>>32307965
He's obviously trolling.

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>>32308005
This is incredibly controversial, arguable, and heavily debated. I'm not denying anything, I'm just saying science and percentage have a relation to what determines a person, I repeat, I'm not denying anything- but I know I'm not gay.

>>32308039
No, I just don't consider a person who is the higher percentage of woman than man means they're a woman. I mean, is it really bi if I honestly don't like men?

>>32308069
She has a dick, so yes.

>>32308051
>This is incredibly controversial
Thanks to Feminist revisionism.

>arguable
No.

>and heavily debated
By SJWs and other idiots. Not by biologists.

>I'm not denying anything
You're denying that something being male makes it male.

>I'm just saying science and percentage have a relation to what determines a person
Science yes, percentage no. You can't be a percentage male or female. Humans are what we call a "sexually dimorphic species", that means that all healthy humans (hermaphrodites are a genetic/birth defect) are either male, or female. There's no shades of grey when it comes to biological sex. You are either one, or the other. Gender is the one that's on a sliding scale, because gender is the external performance of biological sex, not biological sex itself.

>I know I'm not gay.
Yeah, you're not gay, you're bi.

>>32308157
So just deny everything? Okay

>>32308171
I only denied three things that you said:

>that the basic definitions of biological science are arguable
>that you're not denying anything
>that the "percentage" of your sex characteristics outside of the primary sex characteristic has anything to do with your biological sex

>>32308051
>I'm just saying science and percentage have a relation to what determines a person
What the fuck does percentage even mean you closet homo? How do you determine what makes up what percent of male or female? Or is it just arbitrary?

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>>32295203

>Except Shadman, fuck that guy.

Awww, come on goys I can draw whatever you want. Like maybe some real hardcore operators licking cosmoline off each others feet or a nice portrait of Comrade Kalashnikov....as a dick girl....with an extreme close up on his/her asshole.

>>32308388
How about you draw yourself killing yourself, and then actually do it for real?
>implying this is actually the real shadman and not some shitposter

>>32308388
Don't worry shad I love your shit art

>>32308388
If not troll, why not draw some bbw women?

I'd like you more if you did that.

>>32308457
>liking landwhales
I really hope you don't pass on your genes.

>>32308440

You mean like a picture of myself suggestively tonguing a big long shotgun in my mouth while I seductively toy with the trigger with my sexy toes as my pants fall down just enough to give you a sly peak of my chocolate starfish?

>>32308388
Draw your mother again, why don't you

>>32308506
I was thinking more crying alone and trying to hang yourself but failing because you have too much neck fat so you just take a bunch of pills and pass out in your own shit.

>>32308518

I don't know man, I think if I killed myself it would definitely involve toes and assholes somehow. I mean you only get one crack at it.

>>32308497
Not literal SJW hambeasts, but more like those milf hentai I read a few years ago.

Was kinda hot, honestly.

>>32309263
That's not a """BBW""" anon. BBW means hambeast. You're thinking chubby.

>>32309390
Honestly, with how artists draw MILFs, they might as well be fucking hambeasts. It's a terrible meme.

>

turtle slow drawfag here accepting 1 request

>>32308051
fuck off you nassa blinded faggot The real reason we haven't been back to the moon is that the Apollo missions returned sufficient samples to enable us to start producing moon quality cheeses here on earth.
How ELSE can you explain the sudden growth in fancy boutique cheeses in our supermarkets since the 70's?

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>>32304944
I prefer lexington myself

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>>32297831
Is the party over already!?

>>32310261
Hey, I've seen a video with this chick taking it up the ass.

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>>32310288
>I've seen a video with this chick taking it up the ass.

>>32310312
I dunno man, I'm not very big on 3D porn. Is she some known camwhore? Actress?

>>32310316
He's referencing Black Lagoon

>>32310322
>>32310316
>>32310312
>>32310288
Well, whatever, I checked and it's not her.

>>32297831
>9mm vs 9mm

/ak/ is now /arg/ levels of cancer

>>32310331
But could you still give a link?

/ak/ on /a/ has been nothing but fucking tanks and girls
I thought /ak/ on /k/ would at least contain some amount of anime qts with guns but I'm so fucking wrong

>>32310435
>/ak/ on /a/ has been nothing but fucking tanks and girls
If only. I also thought the /k/ threads would be better, but it's the same cancer all over. Truly, there can be no hope in this hell.

>>32310402
>>32310435
>>32310458
Nice contribution.

Not sure if this is the right place for this. Just some practice expressions for a mini comic strip I share between my friends and I, with characters loosely based on our mannerisms.

The setting's supposed to be a fantasy realm in which our world was exposed to magic and magical beings, and began to become reliant on it causing the use and development of current technology and weaponry to atrophy. Eventually the supply of magic fuel depletes and becomes valuable, and firearms kind of become some kind of ancient super weapon obtained through inheritance, or magic tomes in which they were sealed by some old guy from the olden times named Hickok45.

The bunheaded girl's name is Plum who's job is analogous to border patrol hunting down magical convicts who try to cross realms. She wields a bow and special arrows but also a magical Obrez, in which the metal parts are antique and the stock is hewn from a magic staff--it can cast spells from special shells like a caster gun from Outlaw Star. Presumably its original owner was killed in the fireball after firing the Obrez. This one works by substituting for one element in a magic formula, not unlike how staffs work in Runescape. /k/atholic (a syncretic offshoot of /k/ubism and catholicism)

The catgirl is a bounty hunter who owns one of said magical tomes, allowing her to temporarily summon one of the forgotten weapons.

Still working on the third girl.

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>>32310476
Forgot pics

>>32297831
Do any of you esteemed gentlemen have a source on that?

>>32310480
cute

>>32310476
>>32310480
/wfg/ might be a good place for this

>>32297831
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on a lower difficulty.webm

>>32310476
>>32310480
>Magic Obrez
>Grimoire of Hickok
>FN FAL in the hands of kawaii glasses-chan

FUND IT

>>32296971
It's hit and miss with him. He also has an unhealthy obsession with drawing nazi shit.

Oh yeah, he also drew his mom naked.

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>>32310480
Sounds pretty fun, guy. Remember seeing pic related, but didn't think you'd be doing more. Pretty happy.

>>32312089
Thanks friend glad you recognized me. Another anon requested elves in Desert Storm era gear but I've had a hard time with it and it was near finals--I haven't forgotten though.

>>32308388
I don't even care about how crankyfuck these rest of these homosexuals, who are so off topic, are. That picture has me in sides to the moon

>>32306274
>Could fictional creatures with senses, reflexes, and physiology infinitely superior to humans in every way be useful on the battlefield?
>ACCEPTABLE

>Could fictional creatures with senses, reflexes, and physiology infinitely superior to humans in every way be useful on the battlefield of the war that is sexual intercourse?
>REMOVE FURRY

>>32295203
In the original that guy actually had an M92.

>>32312801
But apparently guns are not... 4kids

>>32297855
*chinese "cartoon"

>>32312856
I thought it was from Fate/Zero at first.

>>32312831
He gets it.

Lets just point menacingly at our enemies. That totally will make them jump out of windows.

>>32297165
Somewhere, about 2-3 months ago there was the real Hunter 3-1. He had a tripcode and everything. Then one day an anon decided to namefag and the hunter army grew out of control. The one true Hunter is rarely seen, but some say that he still exists, posting anonymously because of the hatred unfairly brought to his name.

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>>32310480
>>32310476
>dat dialog
>that styling
>dat cute

10/10, would read instead of scanlating stuff (or slacking) all day long.

>>32295203
>Except Shadman
Guys dope, I mean he lacks fundamentals but the fact that he butt hurts normies so much is delicious.

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Does the Galil ACE or Hadar II count as obtaining best raifu? I'm fuckin poor so the real thing will have to wait.

>>32316062
The golani is cheaper than the ace.
But the ace is a better rifle.

What loadout would you carry to operate against monstergirls?

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>>32316062
Hmm, You can sort of turn the ace into best raifu with OG parts (Just remove the lower plastic receiver and input the parts that require replacement). As for the handguards,
I dunno if the old ones are compatible, but should be worth a try. If not, do what this one guy did by using a Magpul 870 handguard and refitting it for his Galil build. However, be advised that you have to make your own rear retainer. A Hardar is also compatible with Galil receivers, I've seen plenty of conversions just by switching the wooden stock with a proper Galil receiver. Of course, getting a Golani ain't bad at all, just make sure they aren't the early Golanis, those will blow up on your face (Or you could get a parts kit to replace the American made parts). There's always getting a Galil parts kit and a receiver and having them assembled.
>https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_4_64/159335_.html&page=1
>http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_2_124/267655_Magpul_Handguards_for_Galil.html
>>32316074
>Better rifle
>No 5.56x45 available
It's really unergonomic despite what they do and overpriced. Plus kiss goodbye to the awareness around your sight. The good thing about it os that it can be modified